T'POLL: HAILBAG LENGTH (Patreon)

[FYI, contrary to apparently popular belief, editing your hails is both more work AND stresses me (Andy) out that I'll hinder your hails in some way, so it is almost UNHEARD-of for me to edit a hail unless it's fully off topic or concerning]

So, putting aside our chaos (which is inevitable) and our TNC digressions (which are, let's face it, most likely beyond our control), would your prefer the hailbag: