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D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Boomer Pooh (Patreon)

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2024-07-26 20:36:52
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2024-10-29 20:47:50
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2026-06
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Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Join Justices Murphy, Axford and Tanner, as well Bailiff Jark, as they continue to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Matt Hartt

I just finished the main feed Ep and checked to see if the bonus cases were up yet. Posted 4 minutes ago. Dice Christ has blessed me today. Thanks for helping me slack at work this Friday afternoon

Pankkeli

Guess I’ll go sleep in 52 minutes instead

Rachel From Animorphs

Back from recess and already a broken arm by Caldwell! These kids need a teacher out there.

yeow

Oh my god the squirrel armor case is the best written case I’ve heard in a while.

Courtney F.

I got listen to the main feed ep on the way into work, now I'm listening to the short rest on the way home! Thank you! 😄

Jake Alcott

WHHHOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAOOOAAA

Zaxbeez

So excited for the next Surprise Round. “You see a man in a very good silly old bear costume, or hell, it could be Pooh himself.”

James Pellegrene

Same vibes! Perfect timing on the release this time around

Noah Coleman

Wait isn't "some guy who like chicken" the guy who's friend confessed feelings for his girlfriend, then romanced her character in game? I need an update if they're willing!

FlanMan

I think Murph is way more a Boomer Pooh than a Gen X Stitch.

Matt Hartt

He appears to be yelling at a service worker. You wonder if it could be some kind of...boomer Pooh?

Pilar Pozo

WAIT wasn’t “some guy who likes chicken” the same guy who had the DM that was in love with his girlfriend on Aabria’s episode? Is it the same username and different players or is this guy just playing with same insane DM?? If it is the same guy, he owes us an update!

Zaxbeez

Yelling at a service worker in an immaculate Grinch suit, or hell, it could be the grinch himself.

Mackoolzie

I make fursuits for a living so hearing y'all talk about them was wild haha They would make absolutely horrible armor

Zaxbeez

Damn it, I’m sorry, the juices are sleuced. “(Or hell, Pooh himself) yelling at a Sonic waiter (or hell, the grinch himself) who spilled cherry limeaide on their car. Apparently the server was trying to cross promote the Phantom Menace for a comeback, and Boomer Pooh is demanding to speak to a manager. While the manager is on their way (or hell, Sonic himself), Pooh is making very educated and nuanced remarks on how the server’s performance was not up to the JarJar standard. Do you try and help out this service worker, or let the manager take it?

Beau Tran

Chip N Dale is a like male stripper place lol it's not Disney restaurant

teethknight

Extremely generous read on Squirrel DM, they're just a huge fan of Marvel's Squirrel Girl

Rain

Boomer Pooh had me dying 😭 another cursed addition to the NADDPOD multiverse

rosebramblewolf

Chippendales is the male exotic dancer franchise. Chip and Dale, the cartoon chipmunks, are Disney characters.

Beau Tran

Ohh lol I'm just thinking them surrounded by oiled up ripped men

Emma

Waaaaait wait wait was the squirrel suit DM the same DM that told SomeGuyWhoLikesChicken (SGWLC) that he likes SGWLC’s girlfriend????? I NEED to know

Poronekton

*raises hand* no context

Eli McCool

Boomer pooh has legs but no pants

Agiddysea

May Dice Christ have mercy on your roles.

FusRohNahSon

Mudhoney mentioned TOUCH ME IM SICCCK

Witpending

The idea of boomer Pooh being grouchy about people wanting him to wear pants is truly gut busting 🤣

ChefJustinLane

I do have to say, I ran the grill station at Disney's Grand Floridian for their daily character BRUNCH almost every day for over a year. So they 100% do that :) <3

Jake L.

Chip and Dale first appeared in 1943. If we count that as their birth, they're part of the silent generation. However, if we pretend they were 16 year old chipmunks at the time of they're first appearance, then they are indeed part of the Greatest Generation.

Melissa Shilale

Quiet cousin is for sure from the silent generation, 1928-1945

Blaize Gordon

Y'all had better release the boomer Pooh merch! 🤣😂🤣😂 Or we'll all get you 😐

JustSomeKnob

I’d honestly buy a Boomer Pooh bucket hat

Hannah

hearing Murph and Emily talk about their of-mic campaign conversations really just makes me think of the phrase "to be known is to be loved" and it's SO cute ❤️

Curby Dickens

Literally in tears laughing at Boomer Pooh. I’m dying. Dying.

Verdigree

This is a dark day in justice, to so flagrantly besmirch both the letter and the spirit of the law! To say "Anything" does not mean "Anything" is to insult the very gods themselves, for if Asmodeus promised "Anything" in a contract, 'twould be beyond impossibility He might betray that divine promise by failing to uphold His obligation! To say that any Wish-granter, much less the Most Unholy Lord Asmodeus should need to qualify "Anything"? I pray that when faced with the Armies of Barristers and Seas of Solicitors descending from the Heavens and ascending from the Pit in defense of meaning itself, that wisdom finds root in your hearts.

xyz chaos

I forgot about that! Deep cut!

DowdMusic

Can't believe all this talk about Chip and Dave and there is no mention about how Chip is a coward and Dale is a natural born leader. They even discussed the character breakfast Murph wants to share with Dale.

xatlern

A couple of things re: the Mike's Hard submitter: If they're hanging out for that long before they even start playing, I would think they're close enough to probably know each other's deal about alcohol. But also, if someone's already given me an answer about whether or not they want something, I don't want to keep bothering them with "are you sure? are you sure you're sure? I can't tempt you with a hard lemonade?" Plus then you're hanging out in reply limbo if they don't see the text right away

AutoReroll

As cool as those Halloween costumes sound I would never put someone masc presenting in a situation where they had to wear a shirt with no pants. In fem presenting peeps it looks endearing and comfortable. In masc presenting folk it looks awkward and creepy.

Mortimer Lunch

Oh man. I’ve never vehemently disagreed with the court more than the Mike’s HARDER Lemonade argument (not sponsored). Anything means *anything*! It’s up to the individuals to decide if they want alcohol, not up to the person asking to go down the list of items to cover. Would you have the same note if the person brought a candy bar and the DM was upset that they didn’t get chocolate? Or an energy drink? Or chips? The vibe shift is wrong, and it’s up to the person who is asked to make that decision, and then live with the decision. They’re okay to be disappointed, but they should not place their disappointment on the person who offered, rather themselves for not considering their options. Anything. Means. Anything. 😤

Leomund's Tiny Nut

The way Emily just said amicus brief is unhinged. It’s not an alien fungus

BexNewt

BOOMER POOH IT'S PUBLIC DOMAIN

Shawn McNerney

Big fan of the Mudhoney reference Murph, I thought it was a solid Pooh joke.

Mauricio Caceres

Isn't Pooh greatest generation? Two before boomers.

aiyana graham art

I feel like its deranged (im being dramatic) to vote against the person for the drink one. all of the cases they made were like "well you don't know unless you know the person" but they very clearly know each other and have been playing dnd for over a year. anything is anything. also, they were going to get beverages! an icee is a beverage! if they wanted something alcoholic they should've said. why is it someone else's job to assume that "the vibe" will change because they bought alcohol from a place that you can obviously buy alcohol from. also the cases they made were like, "we'll we were getting ice cream and then cane back with a beer" ?? they went to the gas station not an ice cream shop. gas stations have entire walls of drinks and if you think its someone else's job to tell you you can get alcohol from a place that sells alcohol thats a personal problem

Sven

I absolutely need Caldwell to play an Aarakocra now. Don't take that away from us Murph.

Adamantium

✋🏽Boomer Pooh!!! 😂

Marianne

Wait, isn't Some Guy Who Likes Chicken also the guy whose DM was using the game as an excuse to hit on his IRL girlfriend? Is this the same DM???

CommodoreBlue

🙋‍♂️Murph for Boomer Pooh!! 🙋‍♀️ Emily for Gen X Stitch!!

Spencer W

Is it scary to anyone else that brunch with chip and dale was referenced in this episode without acknowledging that they made the same joke in 8 bit book club

Aster Ellis

Mudhoney is definitely a solid argument for Gen X Pooh

yumehop (no. 1 ol' cobb fan)

To the couple that plays together solo: try IRONSWORN rpg! It's an excellent rpg for solo or co-op/ 1Gm and 1 player. You can play a fantasy adventure with a slightly faster pace than dnd and both "co-dm" or play with no dm at all (in addition to the traditional format) works great for long form games-- I've ran an Ironsworn campaign for 4 players for over 2 years now. The game is completely free! There are great supports for it too and a great discord server w the official creator

Austin Soren

Do Murph and Caldwell not remember the character who loves Chip and hates Dale, and wants to eat Mickey Mouse pancakes with him? A core 8 bit book club memory for me 😂

Ken

RIGHT??? is this DM trying to cuck this player *and* make them into a squirrel?

Ken

ok so apparently Pooh is part of the Greatest Generation ? the first appearance of Winnie the Pooh was in 1925 according to wikipedia??? but tbh boomer pooh is way funnier

Lee

I felt so betrayed when there was no Adam Driver voice

Mack N

ok but who tf did that player steal the squirrel suit from

Brendan Martin

The Vibe Shift Precedent is so valid. It comes of as problematic if your friends are getting slurpees and you need to drink.

scott kennedy

Can some talented artist out there please draw a picture of sonic, donkey kong and a man in a realistic grinch costume (hell, it could actually be a grinch) pressed up against a door, trying to keep a raging boomer Pooh from entering the room?

Polly Theobald

I will pay an unreasonable amount of money for a boomer pooh bucket hat

Rob Wes

That confession is something that I actively made a class around. An intelligence based fighting class. This dude is in the eternal fire.

Adam!!!!!

to the one-on-one campaign wife guy: her can just talk to his wife about what she likes getting out of the sessions. if she likes the story rich aspect- play some story rich games together or watch story rich shows/movies and discuss it with her. if she likes combat just run combat. if she likes RP just do some rp scenes, maybe bring that energy into the bedroom if that's what either of you are into. a lot of options instead of just a dnd campaign

Martian

Murphy do got Boomer Pooh energy

Thermovore

I agree with The People v. Mikes Harder decision

Totally Offside

1000000%. Imagine you're like "hey I'm gonna grab and icee from the gas station, anyone want anything?" and one dude is like "anything? Well damn, I guess you can bring me back a bottle of Jack Daniels!" Ppl would think you were psychotic. Not a single person at that table actually thought "anything" meant "ANYTHING".

Pamphleteer

The thing about begrudgingly using an item you don't like happened to my bard, who does not want to wear the stupid rat shroud we found but also is the only party member without dark vision, so I have to wear it occasionally

Jema Horjus

did anyone else quietly sing that line from hamilton to themselves when the word "inimitable" came up?

vrtx

Honestly, with the right DM having someone look up stat blocks wont matter, because they customize the monster so much anyway. Or use kobold press monsters! Having your hand on the HP dial and turning it up when they’re whomping, and turning it down when being whomped is also standard for some. I once changed a water elemental to be immune to fire, and vulnerable to ice because it made more sense and would force the PCs to try new strategies. But fr, f the anti-dice. Don’t play w people like that.

Natural Dragon

Fun fact Angry orchid and twisted teas are owned by the same company. Boston beer company. I’ve been digging voodoo ranger tea this summer.

Miss Ter Cole

I'm just here for the redacted Ryan Reynolds spoiler.

Andrew Yeager

I have to agree there was a vibe shift. If you're going out to the store to get snacks and then you decide. Oh I want alcohol. You got to text the group to say hey I'm getting alcohol. Do you want any drinks?

Totally Offside

"I can't believe we're gonna get sidetracked. It's insane to me. You can't say that some cartoons are timeless in their age while others are born when they're drawn!" is an all time Jake quote.

#KittyLearnsToCook

yes, absolutely! I was like hang on, I’m pretty sure that there is a Chip and Dale brunch

#KittyLearnsToCook

I kind of want to test this now, and the next time I’m with my gaming group and someone goes to get snacks, I’m gonna ask if they can bring me a jar of peanut butter

JT Gwozdz

It’s one of my favorite bits! I did the same joke for my last family cruise, being thrilled to meet Thing 1 at the character breakfast but refusing to be near that cretin Thing 2.

#KittyLearnsToCook

You know, even if you have been friends for a long time, you might not know each other’s relationship with alcohol. Addiction can be a private thing. it can also be something that isn’t a personal issue, but is in your life more widely, and it might make you uncomfortable. I would absolutely check with any group of friends before I brought alcohol to a group hang, *especially* the host whose home I’m in. I’d feel the same way if somebody picked up weed gummies 🤷🏻‍♀️ and that’s not even taking into account that being buzzed can impact focus on a game, and that’s some thing everyone should get to opt into before you make that decision, not as a response afterwards.

Jaime Weaver

I need you to know how fast I would buy Boomer Pooh merch.

Jo Wright

I agree on the vibe shift precedent! I’ve played with both dry and wet (ew, sorry) groups and once you’ve played for a couple months with a dry group and no one has brought/ talked about bringing alcohol to sessions at all, it just feels like an unspoken assumption that it doesn’t happen in that space. No shade to the Mike’s HardER enjoyer, bringing your own drink is a natural way to gauge that/ have those conversations. But it wouldn’t feel natural to ask someone else to pick it up for me if we’d never had it there before. I would assume that “anything” referred to a collection of things / types of things we have brought into that space before.

Erica

I want you to know, I would buy all the Boomer Pooh merch. Please, god please. I need an oversized Boomer Pooh sleep shirt (no pants, as Pooh would)

Jenneryy

Millennial mom here (1986) and I loved Smashing Pumpkins and listened to them so much. My daughter is 11, but the character dinner she wanted when we went on a Disney cruise when she was little was all about Tiana from princess and the frog and Rapunzel from Tangled!

Alex Yang

Need boomer Pooh

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

I think it's funny everyone is giving Jake shit for pronouncing Names wrong (Jo El) when he is the ONLY one of them that says my wife's name correctly, Kyra (Key-Rah)

Christopher Lasasso

boomer Pooh is fucking gold - when will we get an avengers end game style episode featuring the many characters of the naddpod universe?

ChefJustinLane

iirc I think the Chip & Dale one is in Epcot, and in fairness I think it's a breakfast technically, but we absolutely had a princess character brunch at the Grand 😅

emjemme

Weird that I remember going to a character breakfast and chip and dale were the main characters? This would be in maybe 1998.

AgedGouda

In the case of the rogue vs bard pvp, I don’t think the rogue should’ve got sneak attack on his hit. Yes an enemy of his target was in 5 feet, but he said it came down to just him and the bard so I assume that person was down, and sneak attack says the enemy of the target can’t be incapacitated. Unless he was a swashbuckler? In which case wouldn’t there need to be no one nearby?

AgedGouda

Oh you guys missed the opportunity to say “may dice Christ have mercy on your roll”

SkipperMars

Murph should be sentenced to one Boomer Pooh NPC before the gang leaves the Feywild

Jack Farley

I raised my hand for boomer Pooh

AgedGouda

Oh true, good point

Gabby W.

Please… i unfortunately need boomer Pooh merch

A$

Boomer Pooh has legggggs. I was waking up my partner laughing in the middle of the night.

Professor Pratt

I think the Chippendale Brunch is a very different thing

Professor Pratt

Maybe the DM will have to wear a zoot suit and play the Squirrel Nut Zippers

Stephen Fike

Raising my hand for Murph a.k.a. Boomer poo this Halloween

Cross

🙋🏻‍♂️ boomer pooh

Taylor Manes

i not only want but NEED boomer pooh merch

Joelle H

My name is Joelle :) it is a fairly rare name so it was such a treat to hear my name said by everyone. Love you guys

EmperorGreed

Baiting an opportunity attack is absolutely not metagaming, it's a feint

Stephy R.

I’m listening to an old episode of D&D court where Emily was wondering if bailiffs eat lunch with the judge. I go to court weekly for work and the bailiffs do eat lunch with the judges! At least at my court the judges and the bailiffs are buddies. We once got to eat donuts together before court for the bailiffs birthday!!

Totally Offside

If ppl were razzing me for not assuming "hey you want anything?" actually meant ANYTHING, then they better get ready for shock and awe the next time they ask me that question. "Anything? Yeah could you pick me up a dumpster full of vintage beanie babies?"

Ian Capper

Holy shit a mudhoney reference

Nick Becks

Oh bother, how do I rotate this PDF?

Robert de Forest

If the "Mike's Harder" case wasn't an ad, why did they bother to include the brand name? It's not salient to the case. If it WAS an ad, advertisers are going to some extreme lengths to get past my many ad blockers.

Allie Talarico

Desperately searching the comments for someone saying “Okay Pooh-mer” 😂

Totally Offside

Do they let the stenographer eat with them or do they make them take lunch notes?

Stephy R.

The stenographer gets to eat too! Our stenographer drinks 4-5 Bang energy drinks a day so she does a lot more than take notes lol

Amanda Weisbrod

I’ve never laughed so hard during an episode, Boomer Pooh got me 🍯🐻

Cooper Erikson

All I could think of during the Squirl Suit debacle was Chris Farley and Patric Swayze doing the Chippendales dance on SNL.

Jess Mosher

Did anyone else notice the audio cut out while Jake was reading the case about the one on one session with the DMs wife?

Jess Mosher

specifically at 40:19 the audio cut out and we missed something

Jess Mosher

maybe just the end of the word campaign, idk

Zachary Snow

There is a scenerio in which I could totally see someone get mad over baiting on opportunity attack. Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I think the DM is leaving out some details. If the DM ran 10 ft away and said, "Oh, and since I'm running away, you get an opportunity attack." THEN told him he already used his reaction for the turn? That changes the whole story. There was no mention of how the other players at the table reacted or their opinions on it, and that makes me think the DM is only telling half the story.

SimpleWater

Them joking around and not roasting the fuck out of the squirrel dm is making me rage lol.

Alex Mayhem

Hey, some millennials have Gen X parents because of teen pregnancy.

River

A pvp melee with all the random characters made during dnd court.

Ryan Higgins

When I feel bad, I come back to Boomer Pooh

Rook

As both a player and a DM, I have played this dirty trick. When in the DM seat, I phrased it, "He turns and steps away from you, would you like to use your reaction to make an opportunity attack?" This gives the player the clear choice to spend their reaction doing this or not. While it doesn't sound like the DM in question gave this courtesy, they sound rules-acquainted enough to fall for it when the player does it back to them. Player- "I turn and move half my speed away from this bad guy" DM- "He makes an opportunity attack... that's a 4, he misses." Player- "Fantastic, I use my remaining movement to run back up to him and cast a 5th level Inflict Wounds" The DM, now unable to use shield, parry, counterspell, or uncanny dodge, eats 7d10 necrotic damage on a successful hit. Opportunity attack baiting is certainly a bit deceitful, and it sucks if it's done all the time/only to players with counterspell, but your players WILL learn the strategy and whomp you right back.

Lilli of the bog

I like to refer to PBR exclusively as "award winning Pabst Blue Ribbon" because I think it's funny so I get it.

Hugo Wull

Sorry for the late reply but there is precedent for this in comedy writing: things tend to be funnier when they’re more specific. Don’t say “my roommate stole my ice cream”, say “my roommate stole my Ben and Jerry’s” (I believe I heard Mike Birbiglia say this on a podcast, but i can’t remember exactly)

Bahruke Thunderhelm, 5th generation minotaur working as an abandoned labyrinth tour guide

As a new dm, I had a very different read on the squirrel armor case. The DM may have genuinely forgotten that the warlock already had leather armor and thought he was boosting the warlock’s AC. Then when confronted, he didn’t want to sound like he didn’t know what he was doing, so he got super defensive about it, saying the player was being ungrateful. Still not a great move and definitely not the way to handle it, but arguably less malicious than trolling

Paul McCubbrey

you don't give an unsuspecting player squirrel armor if you're not at least a little trolling

Xathonn X

The stats Emily read for the Squirrel suit are weird. Gives you a climbing speed, then gives you advantage on dexterity checks to climb? If you have a climb speed you wouldn't need to make the checks. And if you did have to make checks they would be strength checks for climbing not dexterity.

Compound27

If I'm thinking about drinking, I'd say if you're getting booze get me one too otherwise no worries.