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Short Rest: C3 Ep. 70: Deer Old Dad (Patreon)

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2024-10-25 22:32:51
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Check out NADDPOD's exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of C3 Ep. 70: Deer Old Dad.

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Courtney F.

Hey Google, what rhymes with five? (there are SO many GOOD rhymes there. Use it, Caldwell!!!)

Lamp

Zipline mistress is so fucking funny I need it to be an animated show tomorrow

Neil Dutton

Cup O' Nuts in the merch store just in time for Christmas?

Tralan

I will just say, people don't drink from the cups anymore in beer pong. We always fixed the cups with water and just drank from a separate cup.

Neil Dutton

As someone who didn't go to a US university and lives near an Olympic luge track this reference/conversation took a while to make sense.

Professor Pratt

Forget dog poo, we literally drank spiderwebs with dead bugs bc the ball always rolled into a corner in the garage.

Katherine

Sweaty in a room without HVAC wearing a full face of makeup, trying to look cute with hands covered in stale beer

Sam

Remembering that Caldwell was in a frat is always a trip for me

Michael Joseph Rosenthal

@Emily in MTG, naga were errataed to be the snake creature type, but not serpents

alli

timon and his mom built the trap scar fell into and that helped him get killed horribly. everyone should watch lion king 1 1/2 lmao

Clever Innuendo

I'm pretty sure there was a cultural shift some time in the Aughts where people realized you just fill beer pong cups with water and keep your drink by your side.

Zanna

Had to google an ice luge and fully imagined it was used with cups 😭

Tracy Burns

The Lockness Monster is a serpent and not a snake

jaydon

i cant believe its been 2 years of the same intro joke 🤣

Robert

I went to a private college for undergrad and a state school for law school - at my undergrad we did the water thing, at law school we put beer in the cups. Beer in cups is far truer to the spirit of the game, you actually have to be able to drink copious amounts to thrive.

Robert

I love that I finally share a name with a NADDPod character (technically he existed in C1 but went by Bobby), and the character is actually awesome.

Grasse Biche

I don't know if it has a different meaning but serpent is the literal translation of snake in French. Happy birthday Murf!

Mayor of Clown Town

The zipline convo made me think of the i think you should leave sketch about the guy on the bachelorette just to use the zipline at the house

Kelley Mc

I was the good friend. Always ❤️

Thomas Sullivan

Emily in magic serpents refer to sea serpents, usually they’re played in decks with krakens leviathans etc. snakes are a different creature type, also keep in mind they changed the rules that naga are also considered snakes now.

rosebramblewolf

I absolutely did get in trouble for staying up past my bedtime to read. Repeatedly.

Dr. Eggman

I feel like Lesterborn is only here for the zip line

Sam

Just going to listen to this really quickly before sitting down to the 1994 Lion King movie I’ve never seen! So excited!!!

A.J.

i hate to say this cause i don't want to make anyone feel old but the kids these days are actually playing beer pong with water in the cups and everyone is holding their own drinks

Kelso of the Sea

I really want to know what frat Caldwell was in 😂

Allie B.

“The little one stops to do the jive” was our five rhyme growing up. It was seven where we fell apart because “stops to go to heaven” is bad lol

Grass

I think you’re just here for the zipline

Grass

It’s the only way I agreed to play

Wilhelm Bulathsinhala

That makes complete sense. For some reason when Em said showing teeth, I thought she meant smiling with teeth haha

Tori the Tungsten Dragoose, Dr. Dog's assistant

I don't know much about the etymology of the word "serpent" but I can tell you something to tell snakes from snake-like creatures! If it has eyelids, and can close its eyes, it's not a snake. Snakes have clear scaly caps over their eyes instead of eyelids, or nictitating membranes. They are physically incapable of blinking, because they have permanent safety goggles!. So if it can blink, it's not a snake.

Liz M

I just want to say how much I love all of Emily’s MTG comments. Also, I want to pit my frog deck against this serpent deck (although landfall decks are SCARY)

Tralan

I always wondered about this! Neat!

StormBreaker

Hey if your MTG playgroup is cool, you could Rule0 a Hish of the Snake Cult as your commander for Aesi 👀 make them all snakes 🐍

Kat Sokol

I’m so glad other people were thinking this too 😂

Michael Beck

As a biologist there's no difference between Serpent and Snake, etymologically it comes from Latin for Creeping and is the name of the order that snakes are in Serpente so I don't think there's any actual difference. It's one of those things like vegetables which don't exist as an actual categorical definition it's just something we use as convention in our everyday life.

Jay S.

“I feel like you’re just here for the zip line…”

Grass

Any time a zip line is mentioned unfortunately

victheterror

i came to make this same comment 😂

Zach K

Sigma Pi

Elizabeth Boskey

Yes! I have finally caught up on all the campaign episodes! Victory is mine!!!! Also, Sans intros we thrive, 2025? No names but alive? Or the opposite direction, “into intros we dive”

Elizabeth Boskey

Also I feel dissiLUGEioned by the whole concept of ice luges

Katie P.

The zipline mistress thing reminds me of the former president of France, François Hollande, zipping away from the presidential palace on a scooter to visit his mistress. Also, I can see Glenn having a Clayton from Tarzan death

KSM101

Today is my proudest and saddest day I have finally caught up on the main feed I do still have like 20ish episodes or side campaigns or other one shots but im now officially waiting for a new episodes each week. I guess now it's time to buy the next tier and get my mixed bags hahaha

Cooper Erikson

I had a friend that the roach of a joint tucked in the brim of his hat while he was over at my house and at some point it fell out and my parents found it in the crack of the coach the next day. Long story short every time I came home smelling of pot or cig smoke I would imidatly blame it on him.

Gregg Hanano

The worst Disney villain death is Clayton from Tarzan!!! He falls to his death through vines but is hung at the end! Absolutely brutal. And then the lightning flash shows a shadow of his body hanging lifelessly

Nick_Nack_Patty_Whack

Intro Revive, 2025? I believe the technical term for a zip line mistress is a zipmis

PrivateThiccums

You HAVE to look up Clayton’s death from Tarzan because it haunts me

Wojtek

Well friends, I did it. After starting C1 a little over a year ago I'm finally caught up. Feels... weird

S. Marc

Congrats 👏. 'Tis a long, wonderful journey but one well spent. ( I caught up too a little while back and yeah it feels weirdly nice.)

Maya B

The little one stops to jump and jive

Emmie

Emily I sympathise so hard, my dad's a tech engineer so my internet access (and only mine!) turned off automatically at 9pm every school night 😭 IMing with my friends before bed became a high adrenaline activity because we all knew I was on a timer

Sean

The zipline thing is literally just that one I Think You Should Leave sketch xD

emjemme

I went to an Ice Bar in Vegas and you could do shots out of an ice sculpture but you used a straw.

TisDrJ

Lmao my parents absolutely got upset with me for staying up too late reading.

Mason Murtha

It is always so fascinating to hear the little lore drops about Emily's childhood

J. Gro

This may be a cop-out, but it does technically work (and would forever): Intro no more AFTER 2024. Also, I've never heard of ice luges, but you can just buy blocks of ice at most grocery stores or gas stations. Where I'm from, we use them to slide down hills in the summer!

Libbi Longworth

Nooo you guys beer pong has evolved!! You just put water in the cups, and have your own drink on the side lol so nothing that touches that nasty ass ball ever goes in your mouth blehhh

ThePonderingGnome42

My mother once said she was going to put a parental lock on the wifi and I told her that I no alot more about about wifi setting and if she does that I'm not only removing it I was going to make it so I was the only one who could connect to it

Alex S.

I was sitting here thinking “y’all are putting the beer directly in the pyramid of cups??”

Stefan UrKILL (Figgy)

got my nightlight taken away for it (to be fair I had to get glasses because of this reading habit)

TisDrJ

Saaaaame! And trying to read by the street lights on drives 😂😂

Kyrulius

After 8 minutes of talking about luges I stopped listening.

The Wizard Sleepy

My friends and I invented the cheese luge in our twenties. Just carved a channel into a block of cheese and poured liquor into eachothers gullet. Good times

Hipster

“This might not be true of all fraternity houses” No. It is true. Frat houses are absolutely empty and disgusting. I once was in a frat house that had stolen dispensable soap from the school so the soap in the bathroom was just a sack of soap. Another frat house had an empty living room with glow paint on the wall and legit bathroom stalls upstairs.

Audro Baggins

Ok so this is very late to comment but I feel I absolutely must share! When I was a lil 90s kid I was also sneaking around being a lil weirdo lol and when I went to a sleepover at my friend Danielle’s I got all hyped up on soda and decided I should make a secret code for us by knocking on the window. Needless to say I quickly broke that window and was then the shit kid in her step dad’s eyes forever more. There was a jar I had to pay into with my allowance money for the repairs 🫣

Foxally

The fact that Cirilla was so sad Lestaborne ran off to the unsealie in campaign one she literally froze makes him being a filanderer so much worse too

Mr. Sprig

“That’s so peregrine” but in the that’s so raven tune

Clara Bellum

All this trash talking about ice luges being gross. Traditionally an ice luge is incredibly sanitary compared to most things at a party like this. Because the top layer of the ice is always melting slowly. Dripping their germs off, and it's supposed to be liquor, which is gonna be high proof enough to kill any remnants. An ice luge is quite safe app things considered. Especially if you wait for a minute after the last person went