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Skaldova - Ep. 5: The Parley (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-21 02:07:04
Edited:
2025-03-21 22:47:43
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2026-06
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The Zu Crew comes face to face with hermits of the hold! Discussions are tense but our heroes won’t take this one sitting down.

Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford

"The Children" by Emily Axford

"Signal Boost" by Emily Axford

"Prey Don’t Stand a Prayer" by Emily Axford

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Ace

Well guess I ain’t going to sleep for another hour

Wyatt H

Just in time for my flight!

Ashton Johnson

Emily’s intro makes me smile so much every time. Absolutely love it!

DuckerQuackson

Heck yea! Lovin skaldova! Keep it up Jakey Pooh!

Katie P.

Marvis is giving Gurgi from the Black Cauldron

John Freitag

Hurwitz had absolutely nothing to worry about. He has proven himself as an engaging and entertaining DM.

Dmkampz

Love you guys

The Grinch (feral)

Victis being an anti-masker in 2025 is an insane pull lmao

Impish

was not expecting this beautiful smeagol voice from jake

Hamps

🎶how to trip a bird 🎶

Autumnis_Prime

double meaning for bone chair really has me laughing harder than i should

Zanna

"this guy's anti-mask!"

Lamp

4 crits within ~2 minutes of each other is absolutely insane. Also I see you caldwell with your steve miller reference

Simon Hughes

the darksouls knight fucking with the elevator is very fitting

Elliot

Praise be to our prompt king!

Alex Mayhem

🎶 Where did I go wrong, I tried to trip / a goddamn bird, but then it crit

rosebramblewolf

Emily is behaving like me decking out Shadowheart in every piece of Dark Justiciar gear in the Grymforge.

Bryan Barton

5 min in and I can’t get over how amazing Jake’s Freeza-esque voice is for Victus.

Crit Press

“Say it in initiative asshole!” 😂

Emily Wines

*Scaldova - Ep 5: The Parley* me: I really hope they don’t use the side flap

Karen

A horror of a bird strutting atop a carpet of bones, not a single misstep, the most agile talons, entirely untrippable

Drew Faber

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, RUMPLORD

The Fun Yaunt

Jake!!! These character voices!!! 🤩

Ross Wright

Indiana bones sounds like a gay porn😂

Nitzan Harel

I love the music so much! I was walking down the street with my headphones and when it started playing I started skipping, which is neat.

Cassie Cox

Can we give it up for Brian "Say it in initiative Asshole" Murphy getting some payback for the shit the 2 crew have put him through as a DM. Lmao

Trevor McDaniel

What ever you do don’t google that at work

Esme McGrath

How to trip a Bird is a beautiful song brought tears to my eyes

riley chalk

Just looked it up and it's a children's book😂 oh bother...

LuigiLvr69

i subscribed recently and just started campaign 2. i wonder how much further into skaldova they’ll get into before i finally catch up 🥹

MAH DICK FELL OFF

emilys laugh at 41:58 sounds like when a cartoon character slips on a banana peel

Seasquidley

Hyper-specific. Love it.

Logan Carpenter

Is Marvis Gurgi from the black cauldron?

Samuel Gray

Jake is an amazing DM, though maybe it’s easier when you’re playing with 3 DMs. Love everything he’s done so far, can’t imagine it will disappoint. Very excited for more!!!!!!

Tim Sauerland

Absolutely valiant effort by Jake trying to keep these lunatics on track 🛤️ they walked in ready for violence against the DM

Hunter Gerth

Cannot wait for the short rest on this one!

Syf Sloane

jake’s voice work on this ep!!!! INCREDIBLE

tacticalgrandma

Just a heads up, you spelled cumpanions wrong in the description

Jamjam

excellent episode, no notes 😂 thanks for keeping me sane while I’m writing my thesis

Hoenn Honey

at different moments all of these characters are my favorite

Professor Pratt

The most nimble flightless bird in history. I guess if you do believe enough you can almost fly.

Professor Pratt

I want to fly like a flightless bird, into the future.

Valkyrie

I'll be using this line FOR SURE

Maddie Gombis

Love how bone-forward this ep is right up top

Grace

Laughed the hardest I’ve laughed in a while at the elevator trap reveal

Hugo Wull

I gotta take some notes on how to trip a bird, I can’t get these crows to touch my wife’s dice.

Hermit

I can’t believe Axford is drinking on the job

Beardo

Alright this ep here really sold me on Skaldova. This campaign rules. Love that Jake's the first of the DMs to really use to a lot of traps, feels like an old school dungeon crawl.

improbable-nox

This episode really tickled me. Unprompted furniture violence. Bountiful bone content. Incredible bird-related cover of a popular song. Incredible. 10/10.

Hostage4hire

“This guy is anti-mask” fucking killed me

Chazaqiel

🎶How to trip a bird🎶

Doublelink

Really loving the sounds coming from Jake with all these new NPC voices.

Amanda M

I’m 15 minutes in and already laughing hysterically what possibly could happen for the other hour

Amanda M

“say it in initiative asshole”😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alex H.

Incredible voice work from jake

Cosmopunk

Aw man, poor Jake 😭

DazWaz

The sound effects of this ep are dope. Good Job Emily!

Jesus Perez

Marvis sounds like the shrimp from A Sharks Tale that has a nephew that's just a stump

Brant

this campaign is rapidly approaching C1 for my favorite. jake is just killing it.

ACK

Murph and Jake just absolutely destroying their vocal cords, ya gotta respect it.

Emma Robinson

I tripped a bird and I liked it 🎶

Andrew

The first 15 minutes of this episode may be the most hilarious beginning moments to an episode I’ve ever heard. And Jake is killing it with his NPCs!!!!

yeow

Agreed, I was really entertained by his storytelling this episode.

Ilana Galpert

Bulrick the benevolent more like bluster the benevolent

Jorde

The crew’s seemingly cosmic pull toward bird comedy is why I’ll never unsubscribe

Amber B

Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is so good! Thanks for the recommendation!

Ellie P

I just love how goofy they are. Murph and Emily playing together is such a recipe for chaos in the best way and Caldwell is just so gleeful in all of it

Rachel Shoshanna

quite possibly the funniest episode of the whole podcast 😂😂😂

Austin W

As somebody who's wife constantly says, "My sister had a baby" I agree 😂

Geraint

Jake NPC voices supremacy

Matt Kilsby

52:00 the fucking groaning metal noise is so stupid why am I laughing so hard 😭

C●SMIC☆MANG●

☠⚔'YOU SEE THE CRAZY THING IS THIS PHELANGE FITS THIS METATARSAL BUT THIS IS A NEWWWW PHELANGE AND THIS IS AN OLLLD METATARSAL -' 😂 Zudrick my favourite boy

Totally Offside

Boggy throwing a bench at the sniveling henchman sent me.

Jake TG

Proud of Jake for pulling the voices you KNOW were hard to preform. You’re doing an amazing job brotha keep it up! 👍🏼

Sagerenee

Amazing pull, I salute you.

joel

just was not ready for "you sick freak I'm drunk" welly is the gift that keeps on giving

Nick J (Elijah Won't)

This is one of my favorite lines in the whole series, 4th wall broken

Drew Leman

Man I was really rooting for that bird, I wanted him to at least do something and maybe down somebody

Nicole Jordan

Just repeating “I’m drunk” when you get drunk the first time hit close to home. Not sure if Emily was doing it because it’s audio only but it really rang true haha.

frogwithhumanhands

I love Jake's writing, but one of my favorite things about this campaign is the player dynamic between Emily, Murph and Caldwell.

Chris Swank

I am BEGGING Jake to run a game of Shadowdark I think he would really really take to it, his style is perfect for it

Nicole Jordan

Felt like Murph had to provide the Duddle experience (honestly think it happened to Caldwell in trinyvale too so maybe it’s just a DM rite of passage)

TheloniousPunkyBrewster

"They obviously don't like THIS bench" A glint of glitter amongst a sea of coruscating gold.

Eli

victus's voice sounds a lot like jake's impression of the jokester

Kelley

I've been waiting to hear how Dandy O'Candles died since ep 1 and "beaten to death with his own tinkering mallets" is both perfectly fitting and nothing I ever could have predicted.

Caleb Horton

Bird humor is truly a bottomless treasure trove

Serenity4Jane

Love how Welly and Zudrick egged on each other's paranoia re the butt stuff

Axel Ottel

I said the exact same thing when I saw the title

Justin Cockrell

“Say it in initiative, asshole” might be one of the best pre-fight zingers I’ve ever heard

Samantha Powers

The henchman having a salt and pepper bowl cut was such an underrated detail.

soyyyyyysauce

Jake the voices are soooooooo good

Robert

This is my favorite campaign ever... Jake is doing an amazing job.. (just need to switch to pathfinder eventually :) )

Audro Baggins

Ok Marvis’ voice is sooo good and this is a deep cut but it reminds me of that little guy from the black cauldron, Gurgi.

Pop

What quiet eyes you have, Welly

Audro Baggins

I feel like Caldwell has to know what I’m talking about lol

Yuncle Ben

Gotta love the traps. I love how this feels so D&D roots. I’m so into this lowly lowly lowly campaign.

Juice

no this is exactly what I was thinking -- that movie haunted my childhood nightmares lmao

nate_great

Genuinely excited for the next episode. This series is so fun

Mr. Serpentarius

How to save a bird will live in my head. Also that elevator scene is amazing.

Nique.Mon

Yes! I can't unsee him as a toad either! He is 110% not a human in my mind

Nique.Mon

Iconic line, I'll never forget it XD

Grass

Had to stop listening to this in the airport because I was laughing too much

Evie

JAKE you're an amazing DM. You're wrangling the wildest of the wildest, AND your voices are amazing. I know it's dumb to say but I'm so proud of you.

Angus O'Brien

I’m obsessed with this campaign and these characters like I’m busting out laughing in public

Excelsidorks!

Meant to did a couple times, but man Jake you are killing it DM'ing. The way this campaign is playing out, absolute art ❤️❤️

Mike

Jake: excellent work DMing! Caldwell: excellent plug for Lorelei! Got me to start playing, and I’m enthralled. Transported, even!

tay w

this is my 3rd time listening to this episode in less than a week but this episode is just that fucking hilarious 😭😭 also i love how much zudrich’s paranoia has spread through the group

Rafael C

LMAO I'm dying at the R.A.B at the end, this crew of PCs has an insane kind of energy I think I can only recognize in like, Netflix's Castlevania and Dungeon Meshi – except that it comes with that bonus Naddpod sauce 🔥

Rain Elizabeth

🎵where did I go wrong, I tryptophan somewhere along in the birdiness🎵

Jako

My wife (council of Elders Member) hadn't heard of the electric slide until they played it at our wedding!

Frogndog

"You could hang a painting on these bones" gets me every time

Benjamin Korynta

"EAT BENCH" has been a vocal stim of mine since this episode came out

Tanya K

Marvis sounds like Scooby Doo if Scooby were a timid mouse instead of a dog

Faith Huisman

How to save a life on the clarinet made me absolutely lose it

dryptid

the zudrick shrug sound effect is surprisingly endearing

Simon

Absolutely cackling at "How to Trip a Bird" 🤘🏼😭 Need this for my ringtone (I have full bars)

Katherine

In anatomy lab, some of the skeletons were super mismatched and we would be like "these bones don't match!" And the bone convo definitely gave me really really weird nostalgia 😭😂

Benjamin Korynta

"Eat bench" is one of my top nadpod quotes of all time

Drew Faber

Boggy is so goddamn funny. “Get tripped, bitch!” In his stupid jolly voice is taking me out right now

Compound27

Activate Lodestar Rune is def 'giving' Power Ranger vibes and I love it

Oscar the Salad Czar

There's a special place in my heart for each of the campaigns of naddpod, but this one is quickly becoming my favorite. "Eat greataxe!" "Say it in initiative asshole!"

Nick_Nack_Patty_Whack

“Fowl-ed bird” is a great line And for “muscular bones” there’s a disease that turns muscle into bone.

Jay Barker

Jakes marvis voice sounds just like gurgi from the black cauldron

Michael Graham Abernathy

I love when Zudrich gets mad at being called "Clanky" because of how much it reminds me of Steiner from FF9, a character I know Murph loves.