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Short Rest - Skaldova Ep. 11: The Collapse (Patreon)

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2025-05-23 19:13:39
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2025-05-23 19:21:08
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Check out NADDPOD's exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Skaldova Ep. 11 - The Collapse. Thanks so much for listening!

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cass

11..........

Jack Duffy

Murph messed up! Murph messed up!

KingHalt

Here's to 50 more episodes of Skaldova!!!!

E.E. Gads

The rare naddpod typo

chlo!

happy belated bday caldy

Peter Turek

11 btw. Gonna keep it going

Adam!!!!!

context: murph took a tiny L and uploaded the short rest as "episode 10" and not "episode 11"

DM Joe

Happy Birthday Caldwell! You've earned the praise

Rebecca N

I've never bought anything on Facebook Marketplace, but my friend and I mostly just like to look through it and send each other links to any cursed things we find on there which is fun

Murf'nLurph

Welly is Qui-Gon Jinn: a character with a personal connection to a hire power, trapped in an institution that has lost its way.

OopsHotdog

Using death save mechanics for the carnal release really is perfect because iirc the female orgasm is referred to as "Le petit morte" in French which means "the little death" (I didn't google anything cuz im at work sorry if this isn't 100% accurate)

Wil Josephson

love the shout out to Sufi poets. this, friends, is why we pay the big bucks

Emily

Such a great episode, haven’t listened to it. Thanks for having this out on my birthday!! Every girls dream!! Thank you guys for making it special!!

kpthedruid

every year i forget we're birthday twins (May 19th). happy belated birthday Caldwell!!

Zeon Liberation

God man. Emily is the most intellectual player and I’m so here for it. Like it elevates the play so much and makes listening so enjoyable.

Clever Innuendo

I'm surprised you didn't segue into when the Segway came out.

Ryanne Wallace

The talk about carnal release mechanics reminds me of the old mixed bag where Emily did a book report on a dnd book about sex

Sami

no that is a thing! so called because of the slight loss of consciousness :)

Lord Moon

Wonderwall guitar guy? No thanks, we have a Monster Mash Theramin girl!

Nicole Jordan

While I was listening to them talk about scooters a kid across the street absolutely wiped out on a scooter…

hobblelobble

Birthday conversation is just a surprise edition of When Did It Come Out but “it” is each member of the 2 crew and here “come out” means born lmao

hobblelobble

Are there 100 spells????? Baby there’s like 350+ depending on if you’re counting TCOE or XGTE Sincerely, A DM who once tried and failed to make a spell card for every last spell

polyglottal cracker

Hearing Emily talk about how much she'd love to do spacy music suddenly has me craving a Bahumia Spelljammer mini campaign.

frogwithhumanhands

I literally just listened to the surprise round with the scooters and Caldwell brought up them riding scooters on stage in that episode as well

Lamp

If Caldwell doesn't Shoebody Doo for his next birthday is it even a real rebirth?

induceddata

today’s my birthday and i feel the passive buff caldwell feels RIGHT NOW

Bryttany A

Those “cute” clover mites DO bite and they itch! They’re also called berry bugs (or more commonly known as chiggers) and they are no fun :(

froggy

i am super loving of skaldova's story and open worldness -- and then birthday conversation is so funny :,)

Brant

when jake said “skaldova finale” i dropped my phone

Nicole Sanders

Emily should read children of time if she thinks spiders are other worldly!

Hugo Wull

Losing my mind that I am older than Razor Scooters… I feel like they’ve always been around.

Andrea Quinn

I am also 39 and don’t know anyone’s birthday. Feels good to see myself reflected in the media I love.

Stig

Emily wants to do sci fi music soo... NADDPOD sci fi series confirmed?

trinacicc

*slowly backing into the shadows as i realize i am an outlier that has full mechanics for carnal releases and thought everyone else did too*

Neil Dutton

Incredibly childless Emily and Murph: "Just wait until you have kids!!"

Neil Dutton

Skaldova Season 2: Lair Of The Bookwyrm

aiyana graham art

my mom has 5 kids and has raised several other people's kids and she never forgets her friends birthdays lol, I think it's a uniquely yall thing

Evil Grimace

As we are winding down this arc in this amazing world Jake created, I am wondering if we will ever get an Emily World to join the NADDPOD universe? ( I always like to think of them as planets in the same universe; i.e. Brandon Sanderson Cosmere) We have already had some brilliant campaigns in the Bahumia pocket planes, but I would love to see Emily's take on her own world with her own pantheon and cultures to work with!

Peregrine

Bug fun!! Thank you Caldwell! 😎 💜🪲🕷️🦗🐜🪳🦂🐛🦋🐞🕸️💜 Love all sorts of arthropods

Kathryn Martin

Jake your narration of the sword falling in after Boggy was so beautiful it gave me chills!

Evil Grimace

From what I understand, Hot Boy Summer takes place in the Party Plane, a pocket plane still attached to Bahumia, just like how Twilight Sanctorum was in the Shadowfell plane. I could be wrong though.

Stefan UrKILL (Figgy)

weirdly motivating to help me finish my handmade tarot cards tho! there’s only 78! 🥲

Daveed

Welly a gooner confirmed

Tannictor

When did it come out strikes again!

Tannictor

Razor Scooters were great, we got them in around 2001, they were all over tv. Then we got an pogo stick, was this not an fad people remember or was it just a blip.

Tannictor

The imagery of Scootcase is too good!

JR Lonergan

I NEED to hear Em's theremin playing

Carson

Chitin - pronounced Kite-en

stephen menold

Counterpoint: zoolander scooter part is that important

Evelyn!

I’m curious about how long this arc is going to be. I know at episode 9?ish they were saying it was wrapping up, but now they’re talking about going to the bog and also about seeing scholars to get fae cured and Jake having to dm for them in an open world. Have plans changed? Are they extending it? I’m so here for it if they do

Alan Ma

I saw a couple on matching Scootcases zooming around Shanghai Pudong Airport. The thing that's easy to forget is that they have to be carry-on size, so they're comically small. Like child's tricycle small. The pictures really can't convey just how undignified it looks for a 30-something-year-old to be zipping around with their ass 2 feet off the ground.

BahHumDoug

This episode came out on my 39th birthday.

rosebramblewolf

As a physically disabled person, yes, people are mean and/or weird about it when you're riding something they think you shouldn't be.

Roo

I'd also love to see a standoff with the scholars, those knowledge barons.

Cian

they need to keep it up, what an amazing campaign

Pankkeli

NADDPOD Spelljammer confirmed?

Stig

Def sick - but I was even thinking CY_BORG, Traveller or other sci fi ttrpg

Tannictor

I don't doubt it but fads do recycle.

Jana Clements

Happy birthday Caldwell! We actually have the same birthday!

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

It would literally take Emily playing the theremin for me to like the theremin. Found a make your own theremin kit online for 49.95!

lily 😦

i’ve always been bad with birthdays but yall give me hope that one day i’ll finally be absolved 🙏🙏

jess?

"Its a cursed day im not gonna go into it" emily youre so mysterious.....

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

I know y'all don't think of other countries when looking at stuff. But Japanese business men are the aforementioned "scootcase" target due to how many times they will be be going plane to plane and standing and such. They think it's needed and I think it's neat.

Alex Nerini

Ironically I recently got a tattoo of a ban-sign for electric scooters in hopes it'll prevent being hit by one again.

JayofSpades

Puh-retty PLEASE play the Star Trek alternate finale as a side episode

FiendishNoodles

Forget about throwing a cake out a window, I once saw Emily flush a cake down a toilet. Truly a cake hater move

Theo Englund

i’m on craigslist all the time! it’s still a thing i promise!

Jessy Banninga

My dad has some physical limitations (bad knees) and travels often. He loves his so called "scoot case," because it means he can make it across an airport without deciding between waiting for wheelchair service and experiencing physical pain. He says he gets reactions ranging from jealousy, curiosity, amusement, and suspicion (thanks TSA, almost broke the case on it's maiden journey). I'm intensely jealous myself. I have POTS and struggle with walking long distances, but I travel by airplane so infrequently that I'm not sure it's worth the price. Though we got our toddler a (manual, not battery powered) ride-on carry-on for our last trip, and that was marvelous.

Elizabeth Gunn, sickly but cruel

Awwwwww. I'm born and raised a Sufi, still have an active practice and it was really nice to get a lil shout out. Cheers, Emily, and Eid Mubarak almost nearly very soon.

poppy marten

holy shit, did anyone else hear jake reference sobe?? deep reference 😮‍💨 and also a sufi here 🙋🏼‍♀️ had no idea there would be such overlap between naddpoles and sufis 😂

Nitzan Harel

Well, if Emily wants to write space music, why not run a spelljammer? I think it would be great!

zack proudfoot

Naddpod after hours where they run the kinks and cantrips book

YaniShadelynn

My DM made the Kruthids (Homebrew version of Kruthiks) the main baddie of our campaign's 1st arc.

Lily Arnold

I am re-listening to old episodes of the Pod and would like to make it known that in the Short rest for episode 14 Trinyvale from 5/22/20 there was a pseudo segment of “when did it come out” where they all took turns guessing when different disney character’s birthdays were

ScubaSteve

massapequa is local, i’ll grab the theremin and send it over!

Mortimer Lunch

In fairness they do have 407 cats they take care of so it kinda evens out!

Mortimer Lunch

Little bit of Cinnamon coming out from Emily during that Caldwell Tantan line ☠️

Nye-Low

You gotta look up the Badgermin!

Bat-Fran

While it's I'm my brain: "what year did it come out" is literally a game we play at work. It started with guessing the age of famous people, but it is a great pass time, especially as we work stupidly long hours. I love you guys playing it now 🤣🤣

Rin Carranza

There is a guy who shows up to my work in a scooter, and he is the most well liked person in the work place by far.

hannah

I love Skaldova I want a full campaign in this world!

Kyle Veach

Man, I'm so addicted to yalls content, it's such comfort food to me. I've listened to everything multiple times, and I just need more! Thanks for all that you do!

Clever Innuendo

I definitely have moments where I'm like "Okay, it's been long enough, I'm listening to the Woman in the Wall tangent again."

Max Herzog

Jake mentions a YouTube video on skill challenges, and I thought the concept he used seem pretty familiar! I wonder if he watched Matt Colville's video on skill challenges

Diana Foti

Crab spiders are the worse I had one in my car and bit me in the middle of my back while I was driving, it left a big mark. They suck lol.

Ken

After this ep i googled “rideable” and it auto-filled “luggage” i hate this

jirltreon

I have a theremin and it is in fact difficult to master, but truly so magical and fun to experiment with! Emily would rock it

Ollie

Clover mites are actually different than chiggers, clover mites don't bite people they eat plants.

cary grant

this episode + the short rests for eps 3, 6, and 9 are not in the skaldova collection folder?

J. Gro

Another Parks and Rec reference re: scholars: "Punk-ass book jockeys!" If you know, you know. It at least makes ME laugh. 😆

riskutforthebriskut

same, everytime i reach the end of the collection im like "eh, i could go for campaign 1 again" 😂

Clotilde

Jake! I recommend the book Hidden World if you want to start feeling less scared of bugs. It's great.

Brandon Rowand

forgot about this one…. I’ve got bad arachnophobia and this ep had me squirming in my car seat on the way to work

Summer Tribe

Zudrick otherwise being so prepared and trap ready but not having a rope leading to him being mind blown by the usage of a misty step is funny

AgedGouda

I also am not the biggest fan of spiders, they are creepy. HOWEVER, jumping spiders are weirdly adorable. They’re tiny, harmless, and have cute little eyes. Literally the first or second pic of one on Google images is waving cutely 😭

EllCee

Relistening to Skaldova to prep for C2, and I have to know - did Emily ever get her theramin?? (Also, the absolutely unrestrained glee that Caldwell clearly got from envisioning a real D&D handbook page about jacking off mechanics delighted me 😂)

Ogliara

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