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Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 5: Hammer N' Circuits (Patreon)

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2026-05-08 00:14:56
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Petunia Glenbottle puts out a bounty on the Kill Screens and the hunt begins! Slug reveals her only weakness, Aux commandeers the radio, and Atom busts his ass.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.

"Atom" by Emily Axford.

"Aux" by Emily Axford.

"The Arcade" by Emily Axford.

"The Baroness" by Emily Axford.

"Mothership" by Emily Axford.

"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.

"Slug" by Emily Axford.

"Gallivanting" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.

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Hazel

Sooooo early!!! Everybody say thank you Murph!!!!!

Morgan

new episode + pwhl playoff hockey = amazing thursday 🙂‍↕️🫶

Grass

Im just here to say im about to see mortal kombat 2 and its all because of your guys old mixed bag! So excited! Have never played a game!

Neil Dutton

Emily immediately kind of doing a Hansel from Zoolander bit (presumably by accident)

Sam

Huge win that the Buzzer’s Cutters track makes a return

Sam

We’re gonna bring Rance home!!

wick

Anyone else do a lil wiggle dance with the head gum podcast echoing beep?

clerby

#bringrancehome

Tyler Whorff

Sorry to uncle drilly's apartment

Bellamy Posey

Anybody else see the title as Hammer N' Cliterous? 😂

Shane Murphy

I just gotta say, some of the best NADDPOD music.. Props to Axford, I gotta get this on my cardio playlists

Mattro

I feel bad that I just got the obvious slapshot reference for the Hampson Sisters, well done Hockey Murph

Hostage4hire

Murph’s character voices spark a very specific joy whenever I hear them

clerby

@murph the mechanics of the stealth -> drill car -> chase/riot is so cool!!!

Peregrine

I kinda originally thought Atom was gonna be a more reasonable presence in the group but I forgot he’s played by Caldwell xoxo I love you Atom

Ellie P

My names Clunky and I can’t wait to listen to this while I eat ass

Grass

I certainly do now!!!!

Luke B

"I would not" is so funny

Asteroid

Thanks for doing a 5.5e campaign right when I’m starting one too; now I feel way more confident stocking my spells

Lee

The van hammer brother threw his hammer captain America style? If only there was a marvel character that threw hammers ;p

Bransy330

The music for this season is so fuggin tight

David Lipscomb

To be fair Emily, EVERYONE can do some work on their delts

CommodoreBlue

Specter is for sure gonna turn them in for the prize money.

Jmp098

Maybe they should take the alka-line instead of the copper line

Ellie P

Emily! Damage rounds down with resistance! 19 becomes 9 and 23 becomes 11! Just wanna make sure you keep all the hit points you can

Elana Danielle

i hope emily knows how absolutely BANGIN the music has been this campaign. and like, i always love emily’s scoring, but every new track i hear in GoNG is a new top tier listen. absolutely phenomenal!!

picsofish

WITCH HAT ATELIER MENTION LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🔥😻❤️‍🔥🖌

Obed Pacheco

Loving the new original music for this campaign so far!! ...but when Aux said he had "I Ran So Far Away" by Flock of Seagulls playing on the radio, I just had to put it on low IRL in the background and I gotta say it fits the scene and vibe 100%!!

grass_illusion

desperately want dungeon crawler carl book club from this gang 🥹

Bryce Peterson

Emily, that intro rhyme! Also unrelated, but uh-oh, ads for other channels in the comments section now. It was bound to happen sooner or later, but assuming it follows the same path as every other media site it sucks to see the beginning of the end of Patreon.

April Johnsen

All I can see in my head for the news anchors Chip and Nancy… is Chip and Nancy from New Girl lol

April Johnsen

Oh it’s Flip and Nancy 🤦‍♀️ oh well already stuck in my head!

zandriax

i’m so glad this dropped i needed this today ☺️

Tom Fuller

Um, Actually - bit of a tiny L for Murph - a musket ball would hit with more kinetic energy if you are running while firing - but only by a little bit. You robbed Jake of maybe ~ 4.7% of additional damage based on an average musket bullet exit velocities and weighs and running towards a target 30 ft away at 15mph. This assumes no croissant dampening obviously.

Emanuel Lee

Loving the MegaMan Battle Network style chip sidequest 😂

Duncan cameron

Does it bug anyone else that they keep saying TechArcana, but all I hear is Texarkana

Nicole Helen

Is anyone else getting a semi-steady clicking sound in the audio? Kinda sounds like someone is trying to win at Minesweeper 😅

Brooke D.

I don't know what I misheard at one point but I thought the Hamson sisters were giant cyborg pigs (wait are they?) and I keep imaging 3 giant biker Ms. Piggy muppets?

Jeremy Polk

"Thanks for playing," from Atom has me wheezing.

Gilligan Froggert

i rewatched the early 2000s dnd movie mixed bag right before this and the first couple times they said slug’s name i was waiting for murph to freak out(since jake and emily’s favorite character was slugs)

Colin Kilzer

Emily is absolutely COOKING with the music this campaign

Colin Pack

Sometimes they use repetitive background noises that are so light I end up thinking something is going on with my car (where I'm listening to it)

Benjamin Korynta

I can't help but imagine Aux as the fox dude from Zootopia

HolyFatFish

Ok hamner bros first, next mini boas will be croco, then mack?

Zeon Liberation

1. Love Atm’s voice. 2. Witch Hat Atelier fucking rules.

Blue Bee

Murph immediately making those news anchors after Emily said Slug is parasocial with them off the dome is why he's the goat, baby

roomwithoutawindow

Roll a tech arcana to try a system better suited to the situations you want to storytell.

Davis

I haven’t read Jade City yet, but I’m reading the new novel by the same author, “the Last Contract of Isako”, and it’s super cool. Great rec Emily!

jmjs

Jade City - the entire series - absolutely rules. Add me to the list of people who showed up to mention that Fonda Lee just released “The Last Contract of Isako”, a full on cyberpunk novel!

Jared

Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty spoilers ! Gosh am I so worried that Spectre is going to go Songbird

Bat-Fran

I just HAVE to shout out the music for this campaign 🧡🧡 it's epic. I especially love the sneaking music that is just so crash bandicoot!! But the synthwave in this episode was just awesome 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

ACK

Always love the mechanical mazes this show has (the chase rules). Also, am I crazy, or is anyone else getting original Spy Kids vibes (non-pejorative) from these newscasters?

OvrCaffWarlock

I really need freezing frame wanted poster of the Kill Screens

Holden Spencer

Does anybody else keep getting taken out/distracted by the one song they keep using with the snare drums that pops up out of nowhere? It’s very awful to listen to, unfortunately, and I normally like the music of this podcast

K

it's supposed to be gun fire in the background, if you listen closely you can hear laser sounds too. I was wondering what that was as well, I was trying to sleep when this episode came on lol

Nicole Helen

Oh man, thank you. I do have a hearing impairment so definitely didn’t hear any laser sounds, and instead of gunfire it translated to my brain like someone occasionally dropping a die on the table. I kept pausing, thinking it was coming from elsewhere. Thank you!

Peter DeVos

Chip Snugwich made me spit my drink. God damn.

LBCW

Listening to this on public transit in a city with a good amount of gun violence really had me tripping out. The background shots really had me looking around every couple of minutes

Drew Decker

It’s so rad that Emily creates the instrumentals for this pod!

Compound27

Man I was shipping those hampson sisters and the hammer twins! Lol

Lilli of the bog

There simply isnt a single marvel character that throws a hammer. Fortunately there is a cool D&D universe character, Wulfgar from Icewind Dale, who throws his hammer. And what's more, he actually has a sick Warhammer instead of stupid little metal cube with a tiny handle.