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Mixed Bag of Holding: The Warcraft Movie (Patreon)

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2019-02-01 07:01:58
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The Band of Boobs watch and critique the Warcraft movie, 8 Bit Book Club style! Thanks to Jeff S. for sending it to us! 

Comments

Verdigree

I think ultimately the mistake they made with this movie is kinda like if they started the Lord of the Rings movies at The Silmarilion because it's the events of the first game retold and the story isn't really that nuanced or the most interesting until Warcraft 3 and after, and these events are 30-40 years ago in World of Warcraft and I think work better as tragic backstory than having to watch a tragedy in motion

jacket22

Thank you Kord! The long hiatus is over, before presumably going into another long hiatus

jacket22

Now we got Jake's directorial experience too!

Will Brannon

You guys have to do something like this for the Game of Thrones finale

Cecilia

I love this so much. I’ve missed 8 bit book club.

Jesse Wallis

YES!!! Please write the “New Orc City” script.

Jesse Wallis
>>19454479

There was an Adventure module, called “It’s a Half-Orc Life”...savage humanoids that had been sent to a civilized orphanage. Like a monster version of ‘Annie’. It was fun. I played a hobgoblin ranger.

Josnak

But what would you rate it on a scale from A-J??

George Ko

I have never been more inspired to watch a movie than after the 13th mention of "pregnant orc" and "orc baby dick""

Jesse Wallis

I didn't think the movie was as bad as they seem to. It wasn't great, I wouldn't even call it good....but it was an ok watch, had some good parts, had some bad parts...but overall, I'm not sorry I watched it.

Emily

I’m SO confused! I went onto IMDB to check out the film and Garona’s a half orc and green but none of the full orcs are green?!? What?

Emily

Ok, I have so many things to say, I can’t order them in my brain so let’s just go with “New Orc City sounds amazing! It would be SO funny as a one shot! I’m just picturing Emily as a pregnant orc and laughing so hard!”

Jordan D. Johnson

I love this so much. Legit, I could imagine in my mind every single scene they made up about New Orc City. Please let it be spelled "New Ork City" and the trailer shows an axe or something flying through the air at a New York city sign and it goes through the "Y", making it disappear.

Josnak
>>19467869

There are green orcs! Afaik those are the ones infected with the fel magic.

Alex aka Zol Ark

Um this is weird because I got this post card after re-listening to 8-bit book club... it says “Sonic misses you from love from your friend from hell” and on the other side it says “Welcome to Metal City!”

Gareth Bryceland

Listened to this once having never seen the film. JUST finished watching it and listening again. Also I'm sure the orc baby dick was an umbilical cord.

Josnak
>>19455705

Solid rating! I personally gave it an E. It didn't make me wanna play the game, but it did make me want to look at the game cinematics.

Twisty Carpetwords

Can someone post the patreon link for New Orc City, please... Take my money, it's yours, just make this movie!

alyssa

i finally listened to this and then immediately rented this on prime video. currently watching it, almost done, it’s legit everything discussed. i also am watching it on a 4k tv, so i feel the pain there haha. what i can’t get over is preacher and tulip as king and queen i. their terrible wardrobe. absolutely hysterical!

Zane

for the love of God I desperately need y'all to run a game of New Orc City

Talbert Tso

I actually really like this movie. But I am bias as I am a fan of World of Warcraft. I felt the group relied too much on comparing the film to LotR; or the idea that this film should have "conformed" to some standard of a non-existence fantasy guide. I whole hardheartedly disagree with them on their opinion on the visual s of magic in the film. I felt this movie showed magic the best in any other fantasy film. But if anyone else has a another example I would gladly like to hear about it.

Alison R

This movie is actually based on the book The Last Guardian. It makes more sense if you've read the lore. But it's still not that great of a movie. The book is better. It also introduces thrall as a baby and you find out about his story in the book Lord of the Clans.

1man2hands

A weird dank cellar, y'know, for Instagram

1man2hands

"Okay Caldwell slide your D in some good pudding" gave me psychic damage

1man2hands

See I was thinking of Bill and Ted but when Napoleon goes to the ice cream place, not any Station scene

Hymntastic

How could you guys forget to rip on the night elves

Jessica Olsen

Not to dwell on the birth scene anymore but the warlock orc just pulled it out in front of everyone and god??? She was wearing pants??? The baby was very dry??

Jareth

Still waiting on the New Orc City one shot.