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Mixed Bag of Holding: Dungeons & Dragons 80s Cartoon (Patreon)

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2019-02-28 20:51:17
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The Band of Boobs and the Direct Messenger watch and review the first episode of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon series from the 80s! We talk about the INSANE opening sequence involving an enchanted roller coaster, their little unicorn buddy, and Emily's new obsession with winning a portable grill in a grocery store Monopoly game.  

Comments

Baggin_Black42

I’m with Jake on this. You have a constant profit coming in with having to manufacture the grills

Connor

I've had Hallelujah stuck in my head for 4 days after listening to this again

Slappy Dave

I just found licensed action figures for the characters of this show at Walmart in the clearance aisle which blew my mind Did not buy them and don't want to buy apparently other people don't want to either haha

BlurryVizion

I literally found this and watched it after I 1st started listening to your podcast! 😂 This is going to be a GREAT mixed bag! Looks like my Thursday Night is going to be completely filled with the Band of Boobs!!!

jacket22

The hiatus is still kind of over!! 8 bit book club is still kind of back its just not about video game books and Jake's here. Which is good.

All Pulp! No Juice!

1.) Murph, you are such a hawk. 2.) What NPC were the "Angels" you used? Homebrew or something else?

jacket22

Murphs a fucking finch

Kestrel

This was absolutely INSANE I don't know if I've ever laughed this hard in my life

Will Brannon

I love mixed bag. Keep the 8 bit book club dream alive

Gabe Hernandez

Need to know what model grill to make an informed decision...#teamdollargrills

MiloSassafras

1 billion grills, sell 1 million grills to major retail outlets, buy a small fleet of ice cream trucks, retrofit into food trucks, boom first chain of food trucks, then franchise out. Ezpz

Kris Barnes

Oh my god. I nearly pissed myself laughing during the discussion of how Jake would easily sell a billion grills. I was having a really tough week and god this made it so much better.

Kris Barnes

I’d also be a Grillionaire just because it sounds more impressive than a millionaire.

Anonymous

I would pick the Star Wars universe (pre-Disney). I would be a neutral force user, using Jedi mind tricks to sell the billion portable grills. The Empire would have a grill in every room on every star destroyer and Death Star.

Will Brannon

I’m with Jake. Billion grills all the way

Anonymous

I think it was Emily's laugh, but she sounded like a seagull, so I guess we now know her bird.

Diana

I'd take the money over the grills

Beth

I’m loving Jake as the Billy MacFarland of the portable grill industry

Emily

The money, absolutely the money! Hahaha

TheNoodleDoodler

Me: please be the shitty one for my childhood please be the shitty one for my childhood Emily: 5 frames of them on a rollercoaster Me: FUCK YES THAT MUST'VE BEEN MISERABLE TO WATCH

Rose Turck

How in the WORLD was this a single episode?? The plot you described was even more involved than the Warcraft movie!

Thomas Friedlander

You'd have to get Amir in on the billion grills, he has an in with the guy who does Sys Ops for Maersk!

Lucas Lindholm

Billion grills all day. If someone picks a million dollars I would love to borrow some to help start up construction of GRILL CITY, THE FIRST TOWN EVER MADE OF PORTABLE GRILLS

Rebecca Reeg

yo!! avid D&D player here. Its based on D&D 2E. There was Acrobat which was a thief subclass. In second edition. Now as for "merlin" in D&D, he was more Elminster was the merlin of the D&D but if they used Elminster no one would really connect with the character. as were if they used Merlin then they could have people make the connection to the fact he was a powerful wizard.

Anonymous

#TeamGrillion for sure! Also I can’t believe you didn’t mention the line “I don’t ride anything that gives milk”😂 (I love you guys so much!!!!! You make my week! ❤️)

William

I upped my tier purely to hear this Grillionaire stuff. 100% worth it.

Dave Johnson

What I took from this is Emily is totally batshit crazy, but in an endearing way. I'm also team million dollars.

1man2hands

Wait is this the ACROBAT one? Are they gonna mention acrobat

1man2hands

God they talk about GoT so much

1man2hands

Uni sounds like it was Snarf. Including Caldwell's impression even

1man2hands

I thought she was gonna say the BIRD in Mulan

1man2hands

Yes Jake hit the grillionaire reference I'd been thinking the whole time

Maia Costea

Wait, is this the first draft of the Obsidian voice?

Kat

I forgot that this was the grill episode 😂

Nesve Fowl

I certainly agree with murph about going into the wheel of time.

yugusmedugus

I don't know why but I did the maths based on a small grill o found online and 1 billion grills stacked end to would wrap around the earth almost six time and could reach more than half way to the moon

Summer Tribe
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1man2hands, 5 million comments. why do you flood the comment section instead of just editing comments you've already made? seems uncouth