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Short Rest: Ep. 67: The Kraken's Hunger (Patreon)

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Check out NaDDPod's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Episode 67: The Kraken's Hunger. 

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Rodney O'Neill

First time short resting. Came for the scuba suit, staying for the scheming.

Rachel Shoshanna

getting to these episodes right before passover has been really funny for me personally 😂😂 dont think i'll ever be able to think of moses without thinking of paladins again, which might prove difficult when i get to him with my 4th graders at hebrew school dkdjd

Peter Simon

They don't need the eye patch, that's what the British accent is for

rice crispy

randomness IS magical !!!

J. Gro

I have been wanting to build elemental benders ever since playing an elemental monk and being unable to use "shape the flowing water" like Katara. The druid lists in Xanathar's give you absolutely everything for each element. Now all I have to do is put it together to see if/how much home-brewing would be required and if I could talk my DM into letting me use it... I'm thinking a easy mod would be circle of land > circle of elements. Basically all it would really need would be custom circle spells, right?... Anyway. Sorry. Got lost in the mind palace.

Salamander

I can picture skullywug scuba suit so clearly because they do the same thing in Delicious in Dungeon lol

Dean Garcia

Im surprised Captain Casper wasnt a thorn for Jake

Yura

lmao finally my scuba suit confusion is answered

Goni Matzliach

Scullywug scuba suit made perfect sense. No context was necessary

James Lloyd

If y'all want to make Pendegost a better ruler for Shadowfell in the long term, I would suggest the only way is not to change him, but to change the way he stays in power. Reading the Dictators Handbook (great read), nicer rulers are that way because they need a lot of support. The more people they need support from, the nicer they need to be to the population. Hence democracies are on average better places to live than dictatorships. The worst dictatorships are those where the ruler doesnt need much support from the people (think oil rich like Lybia), here they just extract resources and grow wealthy and pay the army to keep them safe from the people rising up against them. Once you can't keep the army happy, that's when you fall. So Pendegost needs to be incentivise to keep the humanoids and not the monsters happy to make Shadowfell a better place.

James Lloyd

Also, definitely take the cat in to a shelter for her to give birth. Those kittens need a chance and the mother needs to be spayed. That would be a huge help to the community (given how quickly her kittens would start making more kittens if left out there).

Dylan Petty

Fourturple Trap talk: I fully expected Murph to jump in and steer it back. Unexpectedly happy he did the opposite!

Dave Johnson

Wonder if murph has ever read The Chronicles of Prydain because the flaming sword from the Sunken Keep early in the campaign had alot of similarities to the sword Dyrnwyn

Joel

I’m pretty sure they talked about the skully scuba suit in the last short test

Matt Miller

Caldwell, I'm gonna need a "God doesn't play dice, that's the Devil's domain" design STAT. Featuring a dice devil sitting at table with a character sheet and PHB open, rolling a handful of different coloured dice. (please feel free to use this obviously good idea to make a shirt for the store, I only ask for one in return.)

Kestrel

I think the scuba suit came up last Short Rest? It definitely sounded familiar

Tegan

Out if the Abyss is my favorite d&d module to pull random stuff from!

Avery Nord

This comment is very irrelevant to this episode, but someone already did a D&D podcast about middle aged dads, and I believe that it is a great execution of your idea.

Amy Driver

I am all for the Bob's kitchen convos

Bulph

I can't believe I get to be Pendergreen's best friend holy shit

Henry

I can't believe Emily has seen Ocean Girl. That news made me way too happy.

Francis Wynn

I find it a little frustrating how slowly Jake is coming to understand his role as the martial in the party. Although, him embracing the sheer potency of the haste buff is a sign in the right direction. Combat feats would be the next step up, I don't think I've seen a single power attack or weapon focus yet.

All Pulp! No Juice!
>>24413611

I think they did in the last short rest - but who knows when they recorded that, so it isn’t surprising they forgot.

8BitBruché

A One Shot about Pendergreens working at a Subway would be the greatest gift of all.

Brandon Wiens

You definitely mentioned the scuba suit before this episode.

Amos Polglaze

Look after the pregnant cat murph. She'll be the sweetest cat, because she'll be so appreciative, and it could be there only chance

Eddie V

Pendergreens is quickly becoming my favourite character for Murph to play too, both short and long-form jokes with him are a dang (belly) gem every time!

Jordan K. Thomas

Murph, what’s your favorite Final Fantasy?

Myka Donati

The dice ruling the story really feels true. While running a campaign the party had their bard ram a door with a roaring scream trying to make several of the enemies run. They got a high roll on the door bash, beat the dc check to scare several enemies. Later in the fight the paladin grabbed the door and got a crit while trying to use it to kill two enemies as she ran for the back stairs to slide down on the door attempting a kickflip. She failed the kickflip though. But holy hell were the dice rolls really fueling the story.

Brandon Wiens
>>24437503

17:35 into the Short Rest for “Unholy Pilgrimage” Jake asks if he can make a scullywog scuba suit after the group talks about making water balloons to throw at the monsters.

Adam Sutton

Absolutely get the cat to a vet or a local non-profit animal rescue in your area. You can still visit her or see the kittens but life’s hard out on the street for a preggers cat and those bbs need some care. Plus getting her spayed post birth will help the community. But also adopt her and keep her forever after.

Bri Scripted

Definitely try to get her to a shelter/humane society. They'll be able to take care of her and be just fine. Then she and her kittens will be put up for adoption once they are old enough to leave their mom

Benjamin Stalnaker

When Jake says they're speaker goggles, all I can think about is a pair of goggles with red solo cups attached on either side

Sarah

I am on Team Take Care of the Cat. If something happens you will feel pretty bad.

Sam Ostrin

Pendergreens working at a Subway had my dying. Rose for Murph!

Jenn Lewis

There better be an update on this pregnant cat because I IMMEDIATELY became invested and I need to know what happens

Tricia Spriggs

If you give the cat a safe place to have her kittens should would be fine. But taking her to a no-kill shelter would be best, so her and the kittens can be spayed and neutered.

Debra Wasson

scuba suite mentioned in 66?

Heidi Nehls

When people attribute fate, god, or other purposeful reasons for things that happen, I remember an ep of Radiolab that basically says, as humans, we tend to see the amazing rolls only and forget to consider all the times that rolls did not result in anything significant or that failed entirely. You have to back up and see the entire sample space to understand the odds in their real context.

Francis A Leyco

I re-listened to the past 3 episodes checking about a scuba suit. I guess I should have listened to the short rest right after

Chris White

Is there a Team Turn Your House Into A Sanctuary for Pregnant Single Cat Moms?

Beth Bowersox

Omg! I absolutely watched the shit out of Ocean Girl when I was a kid and STILL (at 34) will bust out that swim in a pool...no one else I know has ever heard of it. Lol

Chris

Pendergreens should get a goldfish so he can learn personal responsibility before governing again.

Silver

These short rests are so unhinged lol. I kinda wish they would get on track and talk d&d a little more though XD

Michaela Torres

I actually love the unhinged Short Rests :) Ya'll are so freaking funny, and you have me DYING

Trevor Thistle

I could listen to hours of pensergreens at Subway! Too funny

1man2hands

What's wrong with swimming with goggles? Gotta see underwater

1man2hands

Hell yeah I love Ally Beardsley and they really do have wild dice rolls

Justin Williams

Persona 5 does the eyepatch thing perfectly with the Wardens.

Addie K

Dice devil to Dice Christ - what a change over the years!

carissa cummings

Bingeing your podcast for the last few weeks. I wish I'd have found it a couple years back. I need pawpaw merch.

austinoxner

Is Poly Trap the origins of Brendalizabeth?

Orion

😭😭😭😭😭 I finally have enough money to subscribe!!!! #pawpawsparalegals4lifeeee😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is my second time through this series and it's so ooo amazing still😭😭😭😭

k.allen

Scuba suit was definitely mentioned in 66 short rest. I listened to it like 2 hours ago lol. So it wasn't kitchen talk and did infact possibly get people to subscribe to Patreon for the concept

Taylor Lovelace

I love that the Poly Trap is literally part of the plot of Marmalade Boy😂