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Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 8: Until We Meet Again (Patreon)

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2020-12-12 01:38:28
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Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Eldermourne - Ep. 8: Until We Meet Again. 

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Austin S

Everyone’s talking about blue rays but 3 years late I can say how holding your breath for longer works You don’t change how your body uses oxygen or anything, you just train your body to be okay with higher amounts of carbon dioxide in your blood to keep your body from trying to make you breath automatically.

Olivia Francis

If my dog spoke to me like that I would assume it was the devil and walk into the sea

Alethea Hansen

Naddpod’s “crit on your homework” and mbmbam’s “keep your grades up” give the exact same energy 😂😂

evan aka the super cockler

listening to murph and jake say you cant put blurays on a bookshelf as i look to the side and see the bookshelf full of blurays and dvds in my house

Sean

Is it not like, extremely normal to put DVDs and blue rays on a shelf by your TV?

Lee

Get some Zoids to display! A Command Wolf! And a Blade Liger! And a Shadowfox!

Theodore Carraro

You should read The Pillars of the Earth, by Ken Follett. My grandmother died before she finished it (because it’s 973 pages) so everyone in the family makes it a point to read it at least once! It’s a very DnD world

Jack M

Where do we submit questions fir the short rest in the future?

Nolan Childerhose

Please show us the bookshelf sometime! And succulents are so hot right now 🔥

Teo Tamashiro-Harris

Fun fact heroin is actually a brand name that was sold over the counter by Bayer starting in the late 1800s! It was supposed to be a non-addictive pain medicine lol

K

Please put Dunston in DK one shot lol

hunky dory

The band of boobs are jocks that do theater and the choochoo crew are nerds that do theater

MLEbug

I have ALWAYS wanted a bookshelf with a ladder! 😵😵😵 Please post a pic!

Tristan Lestavel-Entwistle

You let Em display those blurays Murph. Our LotR extended editions sit proudly between their Argonath bookends. Right next to the Terry Pratchett.

Rachel Schapiro

Question for everyone here- Should I watch the first donkey kong holiday special before watching the upcoming DK special?

Alex aka Zol Ark

Part of me wanted to hear Fergus and Hank (Mr. Henry) going blow for blow and unlike the Tavern fight Hank would come out on top!! But when I heard Zirk take that final shot the Dice Goddess had a different story to tell. We had a man who used violence and intimidation to get what he wanted. On the other side of the battle we have Zirk, his opponent, he isn’t physically strong and gets timid at times but he did not falter against this powerhouse of a foe and even ridiculed the man for his bs! The Dice Goddess saw this man and said, “Fuck this guy!” And laid her plan until just the right moment to give Fergus the biggest ‘Fuck you.’ So Fergus didn’t go with a bang but a whimper to a man he saw as inferior. All hail the Conquering Hero, Zonk for Bonk!!!

MLEbug

I'm SO down for a sea shanty! My dad brought his piano accordion camping once, and we wrote a sea shanty together! It was so fun!

dylndmg

GUNPLA ON THE SHORT REST!? Ily Caldwell

Marisa

I have dvds on my bookshelf and if you squint they blend in with the books so I think it looks good #teamemily

Eli M

you absolutely CAN put DVDs (or classier, VHS) on a book shelf

The Real Kal-El

Insane that you are ASHAMED of your movie collection Murph. John Wick Chapter 1, John Wick: Chapter 2, and John Wick: Chapter 3- Parabellum are just as valid are your dumb Hobbit and Hobbit sequel books

Crescent Minor

Murph, on my bookshelf, from the DVDs new and used, to the Blu Rays, from fiction softcover to textbook hardcover, the video games, the comic strips and the graphic novels - all are welcome on the shelf! Because ALL my friends, regardless of their format, are good enough to be on the big shelf. And it's easier.

Myles Lee

Let Emily put up her movies on the shelf?? What's the problem lol

Thomas Rose

I know that opium and heroine used to be used for menstruation- people would soak their tampons/feminine hygiene in a bunch of in it (and others) and it’d “help the pain”

Kenna L

Are y’all team murph or team everyone else

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

An Ax/Murph compromise? Emily, depending on if you want to keep your blu-rays in the original cases or not, I found a 3-ring binder that looks like a book/tome and has plastic sheets to hold discs. I'll send you one. Your movie collection will look like just another(nameless) book on the shelf!

GingerNopples

Murph, I love how you don't hold back this season. I absolutely love it.

Diana

Emily, a book rec for you! "The Anatomical Venus: Wax, God, Death, & the Ecstatic" by Joanna Ebenstein is 100% up your alley, a very good looking book, and a super fast read. Big rec for anyone who's interested in medical history, art history, and weird cultural relics from Europe.

Taleisha G

DVDs absolutely do not go on the bookshelf >:( they belong in a cupboard like the dirty gremlins that they are

Miss Ter Cole

Anytime book recs come up, I have to shout out the works of Connie Willis. Specifically, her Oxford Time Travel series. The whole lot is worth reading, but the final two, Blackout and All Clear, are the single most perfect distillation of true heroism put to page. If you don't want to read something that will make you cry, then try "To Say Nothing of the Dog" instead (a 21st century man trapped in a Victorian comedy of manners).

Gearoid Cotter

A bookshelf is sacred! I’m with Murph, no blurays!

Garrett Morrow

*looks at bookshelf filled with everything BUT books* 😬 sorry Murph

Michael Singer

I’m 20 and I’m an electrician, and I’m always proud as all hell when I do something at home, like I took like two hours hanging this giant TV and felt so badass about it, y’all should too! Make stuff!

Jacob Buttarazzi

As a fellow DM with crazy and lovable players, I hereby declare myself for team Murph. The shenanigans must be allowed but only within reason

lilly smoke

So glad i had a bottle of port to enjoy this episode wth

Halo

Im with emily i do have a bookcase full of movies

ananarama

For the dvds on the bookshelf I won’t if there’s some sort of thing that looks like books from the front and then you can remove to show it’s actually just movies

Peydon Bush

Emily and Murph, if you're looking to stock your new bookshelf, please consider checking out betterworldbooks.com! For every book you buy, they donate a book, they charge a small amount to offset the carbon cost of transportation, and round up to donate to the online free library! Not to mention, most (used(/loved)) books will only run you $4-6. A truly amazing cite, hope you love it!

zessa18

Emily, what if you put your Blu-rays in a pretty decorative box and put it on the bookshelf? Maybe Murph won’t notice. 😁

Carri Miller

For some sweet asparagus... bake in the oven on 350 after drizzling with some type of margarine and maple syrup. Easy and yummy! U can do the same with carrots... Honk! Honk!

BRayne7

Third Mate is the Safety Officer on a ship, Henry says don't car surf and don't lick things in the woods!

CallMeButters

If Jake died he could've played Willie

Kelly J Shafer

Emily have you read Circe?! It’s a feminist retelling of a Greek myth and Circe is a witch. It. Is. Perfect.

jaydon

If you guys make a shirt that says “crit on your homework” , “don’t car surf and don’t lick stuff from the woods” I will buy it

Catrena Boylan

I am both team Murph and team everyone else!! Sometimes you want order and sometimes you just wanna yell a little.

Robin Greer

I'm so sorry Emily, but just no.

SYDNEY TATUM

Herion is a form of morphine it process in your system to morphine!:)

Harrison Cyr

Couple of fun facts from a pharmacology nerd: heroin is an opiate meaning that it is derived from the poppy plant, so y'all are right there. LSD is also derived from lysergic acid, found in the ergot fungus, though I don't think the lysergic acid is from fungus when folks synthesis it these days. Also, ergot itself is psychoactive via ergotamine and other alkaloids. Consuming the fungus isn't going to be a good time though, mania, hallucinations(but not fun ones), violent burning sensations, pain, paralysis, spasms, etc. are all symptoms of its use.

Cassandra Queen

Y'all are some of the coolest people on the planet, but I absolutely refuse to take shit for displaying blu-rays/dvds from people who play dnd for a living.

David Loughin

I'm only here because you guys told me not to

Josh

I may not be allowed to give roses but Emily coming up with the wandering atlas that gets bigger as it explores is the greatest bit of lore in eldermourne no i will not be debating this.

Brenton

I’m not going to comment

Saru

A new stretch goal where Emily talks in-depth about a discworld novel of her choice on a stream.

Lopiena

no one commented on the door knob??? Please Caldwell, if the spindle is stripped there is no coming back and you need to get a new doorknob setup from the hardware store. They come in all types, from gorgeous Victorian brass doorknobs to simple "this is just a bathroom" doorknobs. Kits come with all pieces you need to change that death trap into a functional door again. Any room that you have to get someone else to let you out is an absolute fire hazard and extremely unsafe! So get a new doorknob, drill a few holes if you feel like it, and feel super proud of yourself when you go to the bathroom without permission! You can do it!!!

Joshua Qualls

My username on Reddit is Mattycrits. Do I need to change it now to honor William of House Crits???

Ranch Bass

My Aladdin obsessed friend reminded me the jasmine scene is RIGHT before Aladdin drowns it's totally valid Emily doesnt remember 😂

Parker Reincke

The Honk jokes were getting so out of hand that, for a minute, I couldn’t remember some of the actual real life names 😂

D'ran Dana

It was a moss that inspired LSD

Rachel

love you murph but #TeamEveryoneElse

Rachel

You guys should make some dvd holders out of old books and put the blueray collection on the shelf secretly haha

Legally Depressed

Asparagus added to pasta with lemon, olive oil, garlic, and parmesan. Add Chicken and/or bacon if you wanna get crazy.

Alex Kosnett

This was devastating to listen to on my way back from a foraging hike in the woods. How did you know?? But I’m committed to critting on my homework, so now these turkey tails and brick cap mushrooms are going to go into a wreath or something, which should be a fun new challenge. :)

Lucas Sharrett

I'm so happy y'all taught Emily how to properly prepare asparagus, I love the green bois!

Tom Curtis

Murph, was 'Hot Asparagus Tip of the Week' a deliberate pun or was in punintentional?

Groove819

I have a medical question I've been given half of a rose and the effect (Giddiness, frequent smiling fit,...) have lasted more than 72h... Should I go see a doctor or is it normal ?

Brett

I’m just here for my rose.

McCurtis Banks

I haven’t been reading the comments, but has anyone commented that Shank should be immune to attacks of opportunities? I vaguely remember reading that it doesn’t count as a creature.

Michael Mueller

I'm hoping this years holiday special is canonical with the original donkey kong holiday special. The Rise of Balnor Kong!

Liz Ruifrok

Don't worry, Jake. I heard and respect your "That's so Braven" comment!

paige

I gotta say, listening to the conversation about the check to, as Caldwell put it, "strip the flesh from [Fergus's] bones" is truly wild when I'm irl listening to this on my lunch break 😂

Dana A

I absolutely lose my MIND whenever Aladdin comes up with y'all, I love this running theme 😂

Jeff Merrill

If no one has said this yet, heroin was created by Bayer in Germany as a non-addictive form of morphine in the post-civil War era

Logenthar

My brother listens to the show but doesn't have access to the short rest. He asked me after this week's episode if Jake based Henry on his own life because he though he heard something about Jake being divorced on the main feed. I then had to explain the whole inside joke from the short rest about Jake and Jill being divorced and let him know that Jake is doing just fine. We both love Henry btw! #teammurph

Toe-bean-wiggler

Congrats on your new bookshelf Murph and Emily! I must respectfully call you a monster for trying to add DVDs to it, Emily, and would love to recommend some books to add to the shelf instead (I’ve read a book for every week of 2020 so far and am drowning in recommendations to give). 1. Circe by Madeleine Miller for character growth and cottage core vibes, and just a new take on an iconic tale, 2. Anne of Green Gables for a cozy nature read, 3. Educated by Tara Westover for a fascinating memoir that will keep you on the edge of your seat and inspire you to overcome the odds, 4. A Man Called Ove for an amusing and heart warming take on the cantankerous old people you come across in life that exasperate you, 5. Perfume by Patrick Suskind for one of the most different and strange books about a murderer you’ll ever read

Scott

I loved the Wensleydale cheese story. I straight up made a halfing sorcerer named Wensley Dalemont after seeing the cheese in a grocery store years ago. He had the noble background and I had him be the son of a cheese baron.

SeeYouAnon

Is it considered weird in the US to put DVDs on a shelf? Where the heck else would you put them?

Arwyn Robinson

#teammurph! Also Emily I strongly recommend the Myth Series by Robert Asprin. They are fantasy books from the 70s and they are fantastic! 😊

Julie V Eckert

A sea shanty written by Emily?? Yes please! Can't wait to hear it n_n

LJ_Rivvy

Ayy did I hear Em say she watches the OC? That show is so much better than it has any right to be

Dominic Webster

I'm fully team Emily for displaying the Blu-ray collection in the bookcase!

Grant Klein

Please break out the Adam Driver doll during short rests so we can hear it say "NOOOO" again

Debra Wasson

Willie almost had some Mattie big crit vibes

jon

It’s a shame that Murph’s (unintentional?) fantastic joke of ‘hot asparagus tip of the week’ was missed. Genius

James Langdon

All these comments trying to get roses, whereas I, a true intellectual, am trying to get a thorn

George Tutle

How do I get to hear my name at the end of the podcasts! I want to feel special

AceOfCascade

I just wanted to say, I really appreciated Syb using they/them pronouns, it made my heart feel warm 💖💖

Chris Broderick

Don't care either way about the bonk jokes, but bonkginya rolls off the tongue oddly well.

Daniel Stewart

Hot asparagus tip, it goes really well with egg and parmesan, grill the asparagus with a little olive oil lemon and garlic, top with a poached egg and sprinkle with some garlic bread crumbs and grate some parmesan and you've got a delicious vegetarian breakfast

William Bowen

Spritl haunts their dreams until the choo choo crew returns and takes all of Fergus's bones and spends several side adventures scattering them to the four corners of the world.

William Bowen

Also, Jake introducing himself as "Honky Honk Honk" is still my all time favorite moment of Eldermourne.

Laura

if henry dies jake should play willie

Lucian Walker

Team Zard #WhyAreYouPointingAGun@Me

1man2hands

What's wrong with putting your Blu-Rays on the bookshelf???

Kimmie Höward

If you don't put your Blus on the shelf, where do you put them? WHERE DO YOU PUT THEM????

Andrey M

#teamemily on these blurays! My partner and I have a 300+ bluray collection on beautiful oak bookshelves! Not everyone is a bibliophile, and us movie lovers deserve nice things too!

Abby Reeves

I would literally kill for a comic miniseries about Syb and some rook veterans traveling Eldermourne and desecrating Fergus’ remains

nonya bizness

Asparagus with lemon and some salt and pepper 😘🤌 I love asparagus, I'm glad Emily has been introduced to it's deliciousness

DT

Your hatred of Blu-ray collections is crazy. Hard copy of my movies so I don’t have to deal with streaming services. How do you watch when your internet is out?

Dr. Bearkele

I have a new habit of trying to predict what kind of dice Caldwell is going to call out in the end 😅