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Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 17: Monsters of the Mountain (Patreon)

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2021-03-19 20:23:58
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Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of Eldermourne - Ep. 17: Monsters of the Mountain. 

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Hailee Henson

"That's why my mom lives with us" master punchline

aiyana graham art

listening to this, knowing that the campaign ends around lvl 12 combined with the fact that emily said that they would become cool around lvl 12 is wild

sam fusco

Of course Brian Murphy drinks screwball

Hapyy

Parpa the rapper reference! Nobody ever knows what the fuck I am signing when I sing, “kick, punch, it’s all in the mind. If you wanna test me, I’ll see you’ll find.”It’s a joke that never hits. Maybe my older brother laughs at it occasionally.

i am a smapphire

Omg soso late and so many comments wasn't sure but YES the turtle in the fridge is a thing so long as you work closely with your exotic vet on all aspects of properly assisting brumation in this way 💗❤️😴🐢

Skeletal Cleric

I for sure had a jean dad they're out there.

Old Man Ballz 03

I was playing stardew valley and listening to this ketted s it was such a wild one

Jared Elwart

I haven’t seen my dad’s legs in my 32 years of life. Never. I’ve also almost never seen his arms. The man mows his lawn in the middle of August in jeans and a hoodie. Also screwball rocks, fight me Murph!

Compound27

Time Devil has real Night Yorb energy

riskutforthebriskut

the US outbreak was the worst? wtf info were they listening to lmao its always fun hearing lies people would believe

Max Herzog

As a father of 2 under 2, and someone with sensory issues, please don't make me wear pants :(

Summer Tribe

them losing their shit over a small mechanical decision on Jake's part is crazyyyyyy the umbilical cord bit is great

The Plum Satyr

I love that as soon as I turn on some music this drops

Turner Tush

The highest level spell Gandalf ever casts is 2nd leve (heat metal.) He also duel wields a staff and a long sword. He’s a fighter with some feats or 3 levels in wizard. Gandalf’s a martial character prove me wrong.

Nesve Fowl

Shorts are the best I always run hot, so they are amazing.

Dakota Paulson

Some turtles and tortoises hibernate and placing them in a fridge or other climate controlled (AND WELL VENTILATED) space to simulate the weather they would get in the wild is part of maintaining their health. I personally have a dedicated minifridge for the winter for my russian tortoises.

Shawni Davis (edited)

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2026-09-17 02:00 Jake needs to bring his case for Luck Points to D&D Court
2021-03-19 21:34 Jake needs to bring his case for Luck Points to D&D Court

Jake needs to bring his case for Luck Points to D&D Court

Barback of Penance

I just want to say that nothing in this whooooole podcast makes me laugh harder then when Emily roast Murph

Patrick Harry

As someone who has climbed for the past 17 years, never climb tandem!!! Loved the outcome though and am absolutely stealing these mechanics for my players

Saru

My dad used to be a Jeans Dad until he was fifty. When he first got a pair of jogging pants he nearly threw them away without even trying them on because he said I was laughing at him. He now is a double agent - Jeans Dad in public and Jogging pants at home. I still cannot believe that we wore jeans at home for so long.

Alga Wyspe

Sitting on my floor googling pictures of possums.

Nick Neverman

I feel like this was extra chaotic today, I love it.

Samual brewis

Please come to Australia!!! I will give up everything to see you guys!!!

Mick

Not related to the ep, but if Em is still having issues with the cats in her veggies, then add some coffee grounds to your compost. Natural cat repellant!

Connor Noonan

OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME TO AUSTRALIA (MELBOURNE) IT WOULD MAKE MY 2021!!!

Talia

Yesssss thank you to whoever did the Australian PP! Can’t wait for a Melbourne show!! Also, our possums really are delightful! Cheeky, but delightful.

Sametc

Live shows are a-okay in Brisbane Australia so if Melbourne isn't allowed they probably will be soon! I don't know what the deal is with flights and who's allowed in but right now, once you're here you've got to spend two weeks in hotel quarantine, so... (Melbourne is awesome but Brisbane is also pretty rad and like, if you're here already....)

Mick

Come to Melbourne, the beer is cold, the possums are rascals and the banter is good! NaddPod got so many of me and my other friends in Melbourne through the world's longest lockdown. We will shout y'all some tins when you get out here! Shorts optional! Also, the hot springs also have a -20(C) cold cave. And look up Leadbeater Possums!!!

James Ching

Putting turtles in the fridge is normal. They need to hibernate but they wont do it if it's not cold. And it's not cold if you live in California.

zach orion miller

naming these "1" is just next level chaos energy

Brenton

Omg yes please come to Australia! You’ll probably have to go through the two week quarantine though, but live events are back and happening for us

Ursa

Murph's comment about bangs making the characters look uncool made me laugh more than it should have! Any time I want to make a hot character, I almost always give them baby bangs lol. If powerpoints are encouraged, I will 100% send the 2 crew a powerpoint making the case for a Vegas show.

Canid Duality (edited)

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2026-09-17 02:00 Ah yes peanut butter skrewball. We sell it at Costco. You need something to go with it. Chambord raspberry liqueur is a good one for pb&j shots. Skrewball mudslides and peanut butter white Irish.
2021-03-20 04:13 Ah yes peanut butter skrewball. We sell it at Costco. You need something to go with it. Chambord raspberry liqueur is a good one for pb&j shots. Skrewball mudslides and peanut butter white Irish.

Ah yes peanut butter skrewball. We sell it at Costco. You need something to go with it. Chambord raspberry liqueur is a good one for pb&j shots. Skrewball mudslides and peanut butter white Irish.

Canid Duality

Wait wouldn't getting Shank be considered being lucky compared to Hanks other past lives? Murph himself said Hank's shadow was not due to the curse. It was reaper related so maybe being touched by the god gave him some luck. He also now knows he's cursed and he has friends to help him vs his previous lives.

Brobold

Gandalf’s absolutely a Paladin. He has really weak magic but swings his sword with holy power. He summons shadowfax (what one might call a STEED). Plus it’s been well-documented that he instilled courage into the hearts of the warriors at minas tirith when the witch king attacked (aura of courage). I rest my case

Barbie Pootsky

Fool of a Took, I have arcane recovery! That made me laugh for much longer than I care to admit

Bastet

I'm usually partial to straight whiskey but Skrewball is good shit. Put some respect on it!

Bastet
>>55968485

Also explains why he doesn't use magic for trivial things often- no cantrips.

Mouse

oh no I love making slide shows but don't know how I would convince Americans to come to Canada for a live show

keysi ellle

Gandalf the fighter is insane!

jick

zirk always seems like he has jarvis cocker bangs

TonySteel

I'm gonna be a new Jeans Dad!! How do I join the anti-shorts collation?

Curtis Legault

Dunkle Caldewell with the FFTA reference! I’ve been replaying that recently and feel very seen haha

Maddie
>>55947772

Or at least let him do the presentation as a live streamed mix bag

Theodore Giesen
>>55981071

Such a great game. I played it again a few months ago and that fight against like 8 crystals is so annoying...

BonesBoy

Gandalf is a Paladin.

Tim Dominick

Gandalf is a paladin and also is technically an angel. He’s one of the Maia, which is basically the equivalent to being a demigod in Greek mythology.

Krista Ray

Oh my!!! My cheeks hurt from laughing at the lucky debate

Alex Rkc

Okay but the gay subtext with Irina and Fia is deliberate right?? Discovering magic with your childhood friend, getting caught, a puritanical religious community ostracising you for it??? Someone tell me I’m not totally projecting

Dr.Bees

I just restored my halfling bard WITH lucky feat... it’s funny because I never used either Halfling Luck and used Lucky I think like 3 times in my entire time with them. I guess I was just... lucky to not need them

Tasha Quiett (edited)

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2026-09-17 02:00 Peanut butter whiskey is actually pretty good when its with stuff! Like a pb&j shot or in a milkshake
2021-03-21 00:43 Peanut butter whiskey is actually pretty good when its with stuff! Like a pb&j shot or in a milkshake

Peanut butter whiskey is actually pretty good when its with stuff! Like a pb&j shot or in a milkshake

DanDrako

Please guys if you ever make it to Australia you've gotta come to Perth

Gabe Petersen

I am not a dad, but I am anti-jean. I haven't worn jeans in almost 8 years. I recently bought a pair of specifically total-flex since I can actually move in them and they are actually comfortable. I am also the guy who wears shorts in the winter because I run hot(I live near Seattle)

Marisa

i googled the pygmy possum and almost started crying theyre so small

Saru
>>56009138

they do have big childhood friends to lovers energy 👀👀👀

Lindsay

Anyone have a lead on Caldwell's 4 cute reptile friends eating together tiktok video? That sounds like something our eyes all kind of need now...

Anonymous
>>55971715

we have good beer? I'm in Quebec and i think i remember Jake saying he went to montreal and loved it! Where are you at?

Taleisha G

My dad is a fashionista and I love him

Zane C
>>55967872

I actually really like it by itself, it's almost like a dessert whiskey, which is a weird thing to say but it's enjoyable anyway

Zane C

My favorite way to experience a slideshow is definitely it being described in podcast form lol

Spencer Powell

Great episode but immensely disappointed it wasn’t called “Short Shorts Rest”

Pan Kim

Definitely come to Melbourne, the possums in Flagstaff gardens let you pet them.

Becca_rebaker

This may be a silly question but how do I listen to the rotating heros podcast? I haven't seen it posted on the patreon page, but I might just be missing something. Thanks!

Nick Wittman

Australia forever, we have live events. Covid is *over*

Jaxon Davies

The Australian possum segment was so good! As an Australian, when they were talking about PawPaw in C1, my first thought was our small cute possums and I had NO idea that American possums were massive hahaha

Harry B
>>55968012

I think what they're really saying is it is a bit boring to listen to someone playing as a lucky fighter every single campaign. Hank is just clearly an unlucky character.

BigPidgey

Please if you come to Australia don't skip out on Perth like so many international artists. We have so much to offer and you will not regret it.

Hollie Tawhiao
>>56083767

I have to second this. I'm in NZ but I lived in Perth for a few years and it's an amazing place!

Frankenjam

I'd love if you guys came to NZ but if I have to go to Australia to see you this time I will.

Anonymous

Gandalf is a fighter with the magic initiate feat

Angus Robson

Please bring a show to Melbourne. I work for a 250 seat theatre and can confirm we’ve been allowed to do performances since roughly Christmas.

MLEbug

Jeans only? Come to Queensland and say that!

Polly Rinehart

Please come to Brisbane when you come to Australia!!

MLEbug

The idea that Murph's mum not only didn't cut the umbilical cord but also never delivered the afterbirth is insane to me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MLEbug

We already have live events in Australia! And Queensland has Australia Zoo! It's iconic!

Robin
>>56090331

Gandalf is a cleric, he's a front line magic user who gets his powers from a divine source. He even uses the thaumaturgy cantrip on Bilbo in Fellowship when he tells him not to take him for a conjurer of cheap tricks!

Danny Hocutt

I have sooo many short rest to watch but I’m hype to be a actual member now!!

JoWade

I am definitely #AntiShortsCoalition !

Mad Dungeon Mama

Ew! The umbilical cord thing was so cringey!!! 😬😂😂

Lisquander

Spring = rebirth ??? Easy clap

MrMachMaps (edited)

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2026-09-17 02:00 Fully agree with murph that gandalf is a fighter with cantrips
2021-03-22 19:54

LaserOstriches

Can't believe I waited so long to subscribe for the Short Rest. These are hilarious. I'm on a mad NADDPOD dash right now. I'm over 75% through Campaign 1!

Xymel

What if jake took the unlucky feat instead. Force monsters to reroll 3 times per day. Hank just radiates bad luck.

Garga Lenoir

When Jake said he had a surprise I briefly thought he would read the letter. Apparently I'm not over it yet!

Maddy96

Okay Caldwell I need that link to the four reptile friends. Can't find it!!

Ruthy Eloise

YES come to Australia. We already have live events and stadiums at 100% capacity

Calvin J Andrews

Another crazy thing about Halfling luck is that you can take the Bountiful Lucky feat and basically give your whole party Halfling luck.

James Langdon

who the heck is this wildlife conservationalist and where do you work, i wanna rock up in my 2 crew hat

Good Guy Josh

i agree jake once he breaks the curse he should be lucky

Chris F

Can fia learn portent?

Thefrollickingnerd

Instead of Melbourne, come to Adelaide, South Australia! We’re already hosting live events! We just wrapped up our month long fringe festival! (Arts festival)

HalfLighter
>>56301657

I don't think there's anyway to get access to the features of a different subclass in the same class.

Jamjam

I think it’s really funny that Caldwell, who played avid Dad Collector Beverly Toegold V, is now himself a dad. it seems like the real Dad was inside you all along!

Denis

Short rest, the only podcast where you can listen to a live reading of an Australian possum PowerPoint and be equally persuaded to go there

Jessie Kelly

I need Zirk to have Farrah fawcett bangs so badly

Kaitlyn with a K and a Y

I live in Colorado*, but if you go to Australia, definitely go to some sort of reptile sanctuary or something! There are tons of blue tongue skink species native to Australia. They are probably the some of the cutest reptiles! One of the cutest Australian skink species is the shingleback - they look like pinecones! (Plus, back here in the states, some Australian species are available as pets - we have a northern blue tongue skink!) *Please do a show near Boulder when it's safe!

Amy Boyle

YAY PLEASE COME TO AUSTRALIA!

Steffen albright

To offset Jake taking the lucky feat, you could just give your NPCs the lucky feat aswell and have them use their luck points on the same rolls that Jake does. 5e rules says that the points would cancel each other out. That’d be funny to see in a boss fight

Laura

Yes! Please come to Melbourne!! (Full disclosure - best possum place is in Healesville, which is an hour out but incredibly worth it)

Beav

Delayed on listening this short rest, but i need to defend peanut butter whiskey real quick. Admittedly, it’s disgusting by itself. Mix that shit with hot chocolate, and you’ve got yourself a boozy, liquid Reese’s Cup. Give it a try and tell me I’m wrong.

Meghan Kerr

I lived in Melbourne for a year. I had one of these possums almost fall on my head while eating fruit from someone's tree. Another time two of them got in the roof of our apartment. It sounded like to banshees screeching at each other all night. Super cute but so scary sounding.

Oliver Aughton

Come to NZ. We love possums... Awkward 🐢

Lily Everett-Curwick

Listening to you guys gush about the adorable possums of Australia is peak podcast listening. 👌🏻😻

Bulbarat

No notes for the possums?!? Also did some research on the turtle situation. Some places experience warm winters and this disturbs the hibernation process, so it's actually recommended to keep them in the fridge ALL winter

chaosa

I love how I tune out for a minute when they're talking about Henry being lucky and come back to babies and whether or not people cut the umbilical cord.

Keith Conner

Why is Kevin Sorbo a bad guy?

hell

nathan defense squad, prismatic spray rules and some of us love that crunchy spell fuckery

Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover

Please come to Australia! Our possums are so much cuter than Opossums. We have sugar gliders (a type of possum) that are basically like the hang glider from BOTW. Brisbane has a really great sanctuary called Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary (it has plenty of other native animals 2) and a man made beach (southbank) by the river. The Gold Coast (about 2 hours from Brisbane) has a bunch of cool amusement parks and great hotels and beaches. I would die if you came to QLD. But also I understand these things are very complicated. All my love, Sarah

Mayor of Clown Town

Ive never been more glad that i pay for the short rest, the possum slideshow changed my fucken life

Abigail Harden

Yes!! Please come to Australia! 😍