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Eldermourne - Ep. 18: Temple of the Guardians (Patreon)

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2021-04-02 07:05:50
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2026-06
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The Third Mates encounter a crew of bandits, then head into the temple to search for Batilda. Zirk gets a little too excited about traps, Fia goes full stage mom, and Henry meets someone even sadder than him. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Bloody Mural" by Emily Axford.

"Olwen the Sullen" by Emily Axford.

"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

"On the Edge" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Deadeye" by Emily Axford.

"The Red Fen" by Emily Axford. 

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

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Amira Larrick

I am a smaphire is my new mantra

Javan Thomas

I relistened to the Campaign for my favorite one liner: "You're -you're not scaring me... you're aiming at the shadow of my nuts."

i am a smapphire

AH YES a key point here in my third relisten baby, my namesake 😎

Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p

Caldwell: YEHAWWWWWW Murphy: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

BenMightSmite

Does anyone know where to find Emily’s music it’s not all on Spotify

lilly smoke

Just what i needed at the end of a stressful week 😁

Shenshen

Yee-Haa Zirk!

Tarren

Olwen should ask her husband culhwch for a haircut off his uncle am I right?

Sabrina Bernaby

My favorite types of nat 20s are the ones that are not only important but simultaneously are some how flipping murph off at the same time😂

Flonc

Had strong life is strange vibes from that beans obsession "those were my fu**ing beans!"

Tobias

Idk if this joke makes sense but: Attacking the (swinging ceiling) Blades? Who are you, the prophet cain?

Martin

Does anyone know how em is dealing so much damage with her dragons breath? At 3rd level she’s dealing fireball avg damage with a repeatable BA spell... it should be max 4d6 no?

Kyle Veach

I would do anything to see Murph's face when he fumbled saying Quickblast Calloway, I love the idea of a bandit who can't pronounce their boss' name 😂

Daddy Master Dandy

I feel so sorry for Murph, I felt the pain of those shenanigans in the trap room deep in my soul 😆

Julie Penn

No matter how many times Caldwell describes Zirk, I will always picture him as the doctor from Treasure Planet.

Yamaha Hero

In regards to Yeehaw for Zirk Virvain...as Jake once said: "Love that for you"

Victoria Shotts

Okay, I've been re listening to the Bahumia campaign at work and saving the Eldermourne for the drive home. Total deja vu!! Literally JUST listened to Beverly telling Ole Cobb to stick a stick ofy dynamite in his gun and shoot it at the mythril dragon. Now, Zirk hands toddler explosives and also suggested shooting it out of a gun again. Dying 😂🤣 Emily and Jake, I can't believe you gonna let Murph get away with these shenanigans!?!! Giving Caldwell explosives like he doesn't want him to mishandle them... Caldwell, you're innocent and adorable so obviously not to blame 😊😝

Ro

The blue lights, the spectres, the caves, the underwater temples, it’s serving me Disney’s Atlantis and I’m lapping it up

Rj

Ok random but Caldwell did you say your last two episodes of big city greens??? I got both of my roommates into it and it has become a "family" show for us! It is so funny!

Scott Hewson

This episode had some wild energy, so fun

Rachel

I would dare anyone who denies that the dice gods have a story to tell to listen to all those performance checks for spritle and bookvar at the end

Alice S

I had tears in my eyes during the community theater corner

SyrupSampson

I want a “I am a smapphire” t shirt

Arwyn Robinson

I would just like to take a moment to call out Jake's joke about a witchual and what pure comedy gold that was. Lol

Javan Thomas

"You're not scaring me, you're aiming at the shadow of my nuts" is the best one-liner I've never heard

Trent Sanders

Hold on a dang minute. Did Caldwell reference Letterkenny when he said "lots of fun in Quebec"?

Luke Johnson

PLEASE bring the honks back in the intros they are my faaaaavorite. Trickster be praised

Nikolaus Cox

YES! Indiana Murph is in the house!