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D&D Court - Flammable Brooms, Chokeslamming Dragons, and Grandma the Bard (Patreon)

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2021-04-30 02:42:08
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Court is back in session! Join Supreme Crit Justices Murphy, Axford, and Tanner as they decide the fate of our players. Dungeon Bailiff Jake presents your cases. 

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StarsPaw-Pawn

Jake’s just “No interest in scorpions” killed me

Jason Sherman

Woah that literally happens to Murph’s character in unsleeping city 2! His character’s sword becomes too big and badass for him to wield it effectively!

Ben Daly

Late to the party and I'm sure most people know this by now but if you take three levels of rouge and choose theif subclass you can get two bonus actions so if you duel wield and have a class that attacks twice you can also bonus action attack twice for 4 weapon attacks per turn

Spades Pendragon

Jake saying "I didn't know there was a Raiachu" was very cute to me. Unfortunately I am cursed to know the names, types, and stats of all 1000+ pokemon so I find it very endearing when someone earnestly gets something wrong like that. It's like a child struggling to say spaghetti

Kaidan C

Having a campaign require multi classing is a fun gimmick, but I fully disagree with the DM, asserting that multi classing automatically makes a character “richer” is just silly Knave behaviour, honestly

AgedGouda

Why do so many people want to FORCE their players to multi class? That has come up an alarming amount of times on dnd court

val

Maybe a little late to the party but I believe the 4 attacks trick is possible in 5.5e, you'd need dual wielding style AND feat, and a scimitar in one of your dual-wielding hands.

Arwyn Robinson

Thank you supreme crit justices! may it please the court!

sesamese

wowza double jury duty tonight

Johne Johnson

Court is now in session, beeitchs!

BuckyBoy

Aw does this mean no campaign drop this week?

Eric G

Cant wait to see the NADDPOD brand deal with mountain dew to make the newest flavor Elder Blast

Nat One Studio

Don't Lore Bards already get Eldritch Blast?

Nye-Low
>>58797527

It seems like a dip into warlock would be easy enough, I believe you’re correct though.

Fergus Woods

I'm disappointed Blastma isn't in the Summer Slam lineup!!

Olivia Hill

The multiclass bard podcast is BomBarded! You were right murph! It's awesome because they're a band irl so they write a song every episode. And theres a rouge, a druid, and a barbarian.

Nat One Studio

To clarify: can my punishment of being forced (I absolutely volunteer) to watch Pokémon with Duncle be turned into a livestream where we all watch episodes of Pokémon with Duncle?

JR Lonergan

Try OSW Review Murph. It's also a great wrestling show

Amy Irving

Plz plz plz make a game with taruke a patreon stretch goal 😂😂😂

Nathaniel Dazy

Thank you honorable judges. I can’t wait to tell the other players about the ruling and sentencing lol

Jelly

I love murphs energy in this episode

Mason Shucart

Emily had a good point. "Most magic items are objects of extraordinary artisanship. Thanks to a combination of careful crafting and magical reinforcement, a magic item is at least as durable as a nonmagical item of its kind. Most magic items, other than potions and scrolls, have resistance to all damage. Artifacts are practically indestructible, requiring extraordinary measures to destroy." So it depends on if they put into the story that the broom was an artifact or magical item. It's more fun if the broom lights on fire though and the player can use it to write in the sky in smoke "screw you DM" as he tumbles to earth.

StickyLemonDupree

I may have misread but I swear that the rules say that magic items arent that easy to destroy.

Cody Tyrrell

Fighting fires with a broom is a real thing. I'm a firefighter and we carry special brooms for combating grass fires. They are made out of metal but putting out a fire with a broom is a perfectly reasonable thing to do!

Victoria Shotts

Question, we've talked about giant animals before here being multiple times larger than the normal ones. Wouldn't these snails only really be the size of like dogs?? That's a HUGE snail.... There's no reason they need to be the height of the room right?

Melon Bread
>>58805398

I mean, "resistant to damage" allows for the broom to be on fire while not being ruined. It's a win win for everyone.

Max Telmer

DIMENSION 20 SPOILERS Absolutely brutal giving out the Cody Walsh punishment to the dual weilder

Russell Harwood

So I must say that we have to get the gang to go to/watch summerslam and have a “the gang watches summerslam” with all their reactions.

Anonymous
>>58819265

I think they specified that they are "Huge Sized" snails which is an actual sized specified in the rules which takes up a certain area rather than just "huge snails"

Andrew Stallworth

I love that they sentenced someone to just be Cody with the Questing Blade Dark Excalibur Mega-Genesis

Maggie Stewart

Why not just give grandma the magic initiate feat and have her take eldritch blast?

MrMach6

Yeah dual-wielding gives you one extra attack only, even with the feat, which is admittedly still REALLY good for how 5e mechanically works. Gotta be careful with that multiclass tho, bc unless you got war caster you can’t cast ANY somatic spells with weapons in both hands.

Tocayo

As GOD as my witness that dragon is BROKEN in HALF!!!

Alex Widdison

Bardlock is a great multi-class! I'm playing a College of Creation Bard that dips two levels into Hexblade Warlock in an upcoming campaign. Get the medium armor, CHA based attacks, Shield and eldritch blast! Also just picturing a 90 year old woman solving every problem like "I'm gonna blast em'!" Is hilarious 🤣

Bread Cat

I can't wait for a case to start with "May it please The Court and spit in the face of jake the lowly bailiff", it is only a matter of time

David Heintz

Shout-out to the COE shoutouts this week! Theres a whole chain of them that just go in on Taruk and it's so funny 😂

Carson Evans

I'm just here to say that Kane is my county's mayor, so I think he'd be on board with assisting in delivering justice

E Lachaud

Caldwell's analogy via Pikachu v. Lt. Surge's Raichu is one of the realest uses of Pokemon episodes ever.

Lauren Tallant

For anyone curious, here are the episode dates and time stamps for the tale of Taruk: 1. 2/25 at 11:35 2. 3/25 at 21:22 3. 4/29 at 28:27

Cncrave

This elder is itchin' to blast!

William Farris

Hey my dudes! Big fan from Alabama (rockin’ the Mavrus tee at a my Christian college campus leads to some great moments) but I’ve never once met another haha. Love you guys and all of the stuff y’all are in!

The Wizard Sanctuary

Elder blast is completely legit under magic initiate an excellent ruling

zach orion miller

the benefits of duel wield and extra attack is that according to two weapon fighting you only use the bonus action to attack with your off hand when you hit with your main hand. So you just get an extra chance to use the bonus action off hand attack. I had fun with a wild surge barbarian and two axes, but I wasn't shooting for the most damage possible, I was shooting for fun with friends.

Frances Montell
>>58855338

Thanks so much for the specific info! I kinda remembered the backstory but going back to listen was so hilarious, especially knowing how it turns out.

Amanda Mantchev

agree with Justice Murphy about the dual wielder feat and fighting style. You get to use a bonus action as your off hand attack after you've already attacked. AND as a fighter you will action surge and extra attack SO you could go "attack, extra attack, bonus action off hand attack ACTION SURGE attack, again" giving Emily her 4 attacks. Unless you keep gaining levels in fighter and get multiple extra attacks.

Benjamin England

“Iffy gender reveal party” is my new favorite phrase.

jaydee meowr

Regarding dual wielding weapons with extra attacks: you can use whatever weapon you have in your hand for a multiattack.

jaydee meowr
>>58908730

The bonus action rule is just in regards to using your bonus action for that additional attack with your offhand

Haley

"You can make a stink if you don't heed the wink"

Sawyer Rogers

I’m pretty sure that the brother in law situation is due to the brother in law being possibly a high schooler or younger person who might have some sort of problem with Paul at a personal level or something, or just wanting to challenge their sisters husband or something. Or possibly they could even be middle school? These seem to me the only explanations that make sense

The Green Magus
>>58836094

And this is shall be! If enough people saw this I'm sure you'll get a version closer to "May it please the Court, but not Jake the lowly Bailiff!"

Unloved

Thought on the dragon grapple. The player said they were hanging from the ceiling and that he was holding the dragon by the neck, so it's wings were free. Yes the dragon wouldn't be able to move because of the grapple but couldn't it have opened its wings to have potentially slowed the descent of the ape slamming it into the ground? Make it a Dex or Str check. That way the player could still have tried to do the slam but the DM could've lessened the damage it would've taken. To me that seems like a good way to make it fair to both sides

Rebecca

Chaos grandma is the content I'm here for

Mangykobold3

Lore Bards get to have new spells at level 6 which would be an easy way to give her eldritch blast while playing by the RAW

Michael Fujii

1. Wrestlemania 2. Royal Rumble 3. Summerslam I assume this is what Murph meant.

Sarah

This is the episode that convinced me to get the Patreon.

Summer Tribe (edited)

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2026-09-17 02:00 the DM controls what's summoned by Conjure Animals tho, the snail thing is the DM's fault
2022-03-08 19:59 the DM controls what's summoned by Conjure Animals tho, the snail thing is the DM's fault (except not really, it doesn't explicitly state that the DM does, and if they do then the wording is the same in polymorph and implies players don't get to choose that either)

the DM controls what's summoned by Conjure Animals tho, the snail thing is the DM's fault (except not really, it doesn't explicitly state that the DM does, and if they do then the wording is the same in polymorph and implies players don't get to choose that either)