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Eldermourne - Ep. 23: Scrappers (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-21 05:53:01
Edited:
2021-05-23 00:45:21
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2026-06
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

The Third Mates square off against a crew of Scrappers in a hidden cellar while a Ghost Dragon rages above! Zirk researches new healing techniques, Henry narrows down the source of his curse, and Fia attempts to locate her long lost friend. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Irina" by Emily Axford.

"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

"Zelbuldar 3" by Emily Axford.

"Ghost Dragon" by Emily Axford.

"The Scrappers" by Emily Axford.

"The Children" by Emily Axford.

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford.

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Comments

Witpending

I truly cannot believe it took us this long to get to "jizzarm"

passion

holy shit I was dyyyying when they spared that guy and made him promise to run for office

Bryce Peterson

I love the image of Hank’s anger boiling over as Zirk sings the Jeepers Creepers song.

Jedidiah Archer Smith

Did Fortnite dance get cut? I swear Fia does a Fortnite dance at some point in this campaign.

Mars Cat

THE INTROS ABSOLUTELY PEAKED 🏔️🤯

Michael K Merkle

I just love how Jake went from no rhymes whatsoever in campaign 1 to writing some of the best rhymes by campaign 2. Now that's growth.

kyler sergio

The best opening ive ever heard

Canid Duality

Caldwell with the phrasing catch. Finger? Think she meant point fingers. 🤭

Stuart Whitmill

Being a person from Buffalo, I love it when you guys say " GO BILLS!" It fills my heart with so much joy and I die laughing!! Love you Celler Fellers!

faizaan723

It’s funny, I think The Expanse books are genuinely more action-packed and fast-paced than the show, which is much more political and contemplative

Dustin S.

the only downside to listening to these so soon after they get posted is now I have wait to listen to the short rest

Fulton

Jake went from not doing an intro to BEING the intro

Omar

Did the scrappers using their formations remind anyone else of Rens team from the Wizard tournament?

Maia Costea (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-17 02:00 The Expanse slaps and I can't wait for a review from Emily when she's up to date <3
2021-05-21 12:58 The Expanse slaps and I can't wait for a review from Emily when she's up to date <3

The Expanse slaps and I can't wait for a review from Emily when she's up to date <3

Emily Lalande

I cant wait to catch up on The Expanse! Emily, have you watched Shadow and Bone on Netflix? Russian inspired fantasy that you might like!

Dominic Moreno

Jake's true curse is dropping gold lines like Crescent Moon Reformation and not having them noticed

HalfLighter

Have any of you had a chance to read the new Ravenloft sourcebook? It looks like there's a lot of stuff in there that would fit into the Eldermourne setting. I actually noticed in the Dark Gifts section there's a mechanic for giving someone a Living Shadow, which could be cool for Hank/Shank.

James Wagner

Yes!!! The blue cheese reference in the COE!!!!! Hearing ranch last short rest as a buffalonian was so painful

S Koster

Love the Expanse!

Kris ✌️

I love when Murph says "so Fia..." I ALWAYS think he says "Sophia" and I'm like 👁️👄👁️ sOPHIA LEE??? MY BELOVED???

Reina Kim

The energy in this episode is IMMACULATE

Jack

Dang would've been so easy for them to get a surprise round on the dragon then do the ritual with a much lower dc

PolarityBear

I don't know if anyone's read the Stormlight Archives, but what's happening with Henry and his curse reminds me of a major character's backstory

Amanda Diamond

Just me over here shipping fia and erina 🥰

Tech Adept Crafts

That pep talk! Was feeling too amped to sit and paint, so had get up and walk about. I always love it in the COE whenever the one presenting it starts to crack up over one of the jokes.

Good Guy Josh

editor low key did Emily dirty by leaving in the mistakes in the shoutouts at the end lol

Ross Minick

FELATIO IN THE CELATIO IM DED💀💀💀

tacticalgrandma

Caldwell’s braid jokes were absolute roses for me this episode.

Fallon

The Mitchell’s vs the Machines was SO good I just watched it today!

Francis A Leyco

Not sure why but I loved the part when Hank said She said hum it not sing it!!

Harrison

Cannot wait to hear how Murph tackles this new character’s accent on the next ep. The man has a million voices to remember at this stage 😂

Julia V

Zirk and Henry fighting over having Fia braid their hair was so endearing. Really loved that moment.

DT

Emily you have to read the books. The science fiction is so well done and it is even better than the show!!!!

Mark Cruger

Absolutely hilarious episode. The short rest was equally hilarious. You all are on POINT with these recent episodes. Lovin it!

Joey

A little late to this one but there is a minecraft villager sound at 53:08

D'ran Dana (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-17 02:00 So glad you're watching the expanse!!!!! Aahhhh!!!! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I know so much about me but you know nothing about me. Please do a show in Portland Oregon!!!! Big nerd D&amp;D crowd here
2021-06-11 00:41 So glad you're watching the expanse!!!!! Aahhhh!!!! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I know so much about me but you know nothing about me. Please do a show in Portland Oregon!!!! Big nerd D&D crowd here

So glad you're watching the expanse!!!!! Aahhhh!!!! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I know so much about me but you know nothing about me. Please do a show in Portland Oregon!!!! Big nerd D&D crowd here

Nick

Getting more and more Stormlight Archive vibes as the campaign moves along. Really cool

1man2hands

So we all ship Fia and Irina right?

Foster Doss

Fia has halfling stats I thought? Shouldn’t she get to reroll 1s?

Anonymous
>>63522014

Fia has Vedalken stats. Tarragon had halfling stats, so you might be mixing those two up.

Harry Kearns

The three aaaahs in a row when the cleric suggests they give the dragon the body is hilarious to me