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Mixed Bag of Holding: Tub Brisket Character Workshop (Patreon)

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2021-06-30 16:22:35
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The 2 Crew rolls on the random NPC table to decide who will be attending Jan & Troy's awkward dinner party! Will they eat the brisket!?!

NOTE: We're saving Dice Confessions for another time and may add them as a segment to a future D&D Court. Thanks to everyone who submitted! 

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Comments

Liu

These would make such good sexy Halloween costumes

Kellyd

2.5 years late but Em's character is Bridget from Hot Date, no?!

Joelle H

On god, this is my 5th time watching this…

CommodoreBlue

It’s been 3 years, why is this still so funny 🤣

Laura

I’m….floored you guys are wild. Loves of my life

Rosanna

This is why I am behind the motherfuckin paywall

Billie Ash

I don't want to sound hyperbolic but you all save my life every week with your shenanigans

Barbie Pootsky

I can't believe you guys are actually doing it. God, this patreon is consistently the best money I spend

Elizabeth Acosta

My prayers have been answered, praise be to Bahamut

qbull

Wow, wild that Murph would promote campaign 3 before Eldermourne was finished

Austin Johnson

Plot twist: Murph's NPC is actually a Reverse Ratatouille.

Courtney F.

So thankful for this mixed bag today! I had to put my 14 year old cat down this morning. Hug your pets, friends. ❤️

Sean Rooney

I live in Des Moines! But not sure what is so unusual about brisket made in the tub.

Kate W

How do I get my hands on this one shot?!

Anonymous

Mad lads they're actually doing it. I hope Jan and Troy's house is an inescapable hell labyrinth of social expectations and obligations.

Jordan Suleiman

Oh I desperately need to run this session with my group holy shit.

Amanda

Absolute mad lad behavior! I couldn't ask for anything better to happen on this day.

Anonymous

I've never listened to a dumber episode of a podcast and can I just say that I loved every single second of it. We so desperately need the one-shot to actually happen.

Amanda
>>62860807

My condolences to you, it's a really hard thing to do. I hope this mixed bag brings a little bit of laughter (or at least a distraction) to your day ❤️

Magna Ma'am

Yeah!!!! Des Moines!!! Bath tub brisket is defiantly an Eastsider move. 😆

DJ Ingram

For anyone out of the loop or who may want a refresher, Jan & Troy first make their debut into the NADDPOD lexicon in Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 25 around 19ish minutes in. Needless to say, it's glorious.

Anonymous

Absolutely Legendary. Best Patreon Ever. ☺️

Kris Barnes

I loved this whole episode, but the Football the Dog part was fucking hilarious. I need y’all to get Brennan or someone to DM this so you can play these characters

mail daddy

Goddammit I need the Tub Brisket Saga to continue

clevername

Petition to have Jake DM the Brisket Dinner One-Shot.

Lori P.

Beautiful, intelligent, brave? If it wasn't for the low charisma, I'd say Emily just rolled herself.

Frank Askvig

The only acceptable argument at a dinner party in Des Moines, Iowa that no one would be surprised if there was a murder is Iowa vs Iowa state university rivalry. Go Hawks!

Bonky Fiasco

Caldwell just flat-out being a dog is the best thing ever and absolutely killed me. I'm dead. You guys now have a ghost supporting your Patreon.

Ilana Galpert

I laughed so hard it turned into strange squealing noises I've never sounded so much like I'm hyperventilating on nitrus oxide

Anonymous

Yo, wtf. Douglas is a good name.

Anonymous

#justiceforaddison

jacob kessler

murph's character is fucking Liam, oh my god

Eric Zagar

Trying to find this random NPC table cause I need to make an OC for the greatest campaign ever!

preston packer

Let the brisket hit the bath, let the brisket hit the bath, LET THE BRISKET HIT THE ........BAAAAAAAAAAATH

Anonymous

I cannot express how much I want to see these characters play the Tub Brisket One-Shot

Anonymous

Murph pretty much rolled Willard.

Anonymous

I need this please.

Chris Roman

For context, I’m a newlywed and caregiver, taking care of my completely dependent, recently disabled wife since last Fall. This is the hardest I have laughed, to the point of tears, in over 9 months. I never thought anything would be able to make me laugh like that again after everything I’ve been through, but holy shit. This did it. Gang, if you happen to read patreon comments…thank you. Thank you.

Theodore Carraro

This mixed bag and the short rest have been the funniest shit I’ve heard from you guys in a while. I need to listen to this as a one shot! There’s no rules that dogs can’t juggle!!

Reinier van der Zouw

Can’t believe you just went and leaked the plot of Knives Out 2 like that

Anonymous

Addison is just Onyx

Katherine Clarke

That Strahd joke at the beginning was just what I needed tonight. Now I know what he's serving at his wedding my players are invited to.

Anonymous

Would love to get a copy of the Brisket One Shot to run for my friends who don't listen to the Patreon!

Anonymous

wow they dont know that Cavill is heterochromatic

Canid

This dog's tail was wagging with the mention of Lincoln Nebraska. Someone here probably has already made brisket in a tub for a tailgate. Well maybe next time y'all's one shot can take place here in Lincoln or Omaha.

Kat

I just upgraded to this tier and this is the first mixed bag I’ve listened to...this is my greatest investment

HalfLighter

The two random character rolling episodes you’ve done are two of the funniest recordings ever committed to audio. I still quietly laugh to myself whenever the phrase “Lady of the Lakers” pops into my head. I would love it if you guys did one-shots with these absolutely reprehensible abominations.

Anonymous

Shout out from Des Moines! This for sure does sound like something someone around here would do. LOL

Anonymous

For sure!!! Ide be there in a heartbeat

Jacob Revilla

I've finally caught up with the Patreon that I'm waiting week to week for new episodes and Patreon's exclusive. I'm looking forward to hearing the episode here. I hope I get to hear Jake mention the "Sauce" at some point. I think that's one of my favorite things to hear as of recent

Tyler Board
>>62935873

I actually think if they could rope Brennan in to DM that it would be great. That way they all can be their new characters.

Good Sir James

I loved this meaty ep! I'm a big David Bowie fan, and I usually don't correct people when they refer to his eyes as heterochromatic, but I love and respect the Band of Boobs too much not to tell them the truth. David Bowie was born with two blue eyes, but he got punched in the eye when he was a kid, resulting in one of his pupils being permanently dilated, a condition called "aniscoria". The result is that one of his eyes looks almost black, because the pupil is so big, while the other eye is blue. However, in later years, Bowie DID wear colored contacts a few times for different performances and photo shoots, making his eyes look heterochromatic.

Garga Lenoir

As this story progresses Troy and Jan become more and more sinister, I love it!

Crits

I can’t believe I finally get Des Moines rep and it’s this

Anonymous

So Jake is basically Richmond from the IT crowd

John Caputo

Ok, so I'm like 99% sure that I could explain tub brisket (and it's obviously not nearly as gross as it sounds), but I'm not gonna. I don't want to be the one who ruins the bit!

Thomas Friedlander

Football is pure Caldwell energy and I am here for it.

RealOso

So Caldwell has a human familiar who actually speaks

Bat-Fran

Love all these characters for you 😂

Savannah M

Love Murph adding another rat man to his collection

Brett

Please Dice Christ I beg of you! I need this one shot to happen.

Jack Nathe

Is it just me or does murph sound CRISP

Wyatt

I’m 99% certain that I’ve listened to every single short rest, but I fully don’t remember Jan nor Troy

Katherine Lindeman

I can’t wait to hear the one shot but I’d also love to run it for my crew! If it comes out I’d happily pay the og creator!

Mason McCauley

Strahd 100% has a bathtub in area K43 of Castle Ravenloft. Usually it’s full of blood but I see no good reason why it shouldn’t be full of brisket

Squibbles

I NEED Brennan Lee Mulligan to run this one shot

Sarah J Armstrong

Me, someone who has 8 pet rats and has definitely brought some to a party before: *laughs nervously* Wh… what a dork, haha.

Lucas

Emily comparing Wes from Limp Bizkit to The FUCKING Babadook is one of my favourite underrated moments of any mixed bag.

Tyler Weikel

Caldwells dog character is 100% gonna shit on Jan and Troy's floor

Anonymous

does anyone have a link to the one-shot created by Jordan Beaver they reference in this episode?

Marianna Luquette

I’m cry laughing at work from this and there are not enough words to explain it all.

Dallon Taylor

the short rest for context is the second half of eldermourne short rest number 25

Bailey Hull

I was driving on the highway listening to this and genuinely thought I was going to have to pull over because I was sobbing laughing and could barely see. Thankful I didn't have to explain to my insurance company that I crashed my car because of Football the Dog and a disgraced microwave thief.

Armadon the only

I feel like they are mixing intelligence and wisdom

Anonymous

Omg I cried laughing so hard on this. I need either a mini campaign or one shot with these characters so bad

Anonymous

Why does no one mention Scooby-Dum, Scooby-Doo's stupid cousin?

Kevin Cassidy

Were you all able to release the pdf?!

Ollie Scott

does anyone know where to find the module for this? I've been wanting to start dming forever but have been too nervous to try. This is definitely the kick i needed, i desperately want tub brisket to be the first campaign i run i beg of you

Anonymous

Fun fact, Bowie actually didn't have heterochromatic eyes. He got into a fight with a friend over a girl in highschool and was punched in the face. The damage caused his left iris to stay permanently blown out and created the illusion that one of his eyes were two different colors.

Jareth

Shout out the Iowan Crew!