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With Vervain Labs on lockdown, the Third Mates attempt a break-in. Hank re-acquaints himself with Creepy Shank, Fia channels Mirsolav the Mesmer, and Zirk reflects on his near-death experience. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Fireball Cast" by LiamG_SFX at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"The Pact" by Emily Axford.

"Broken Heart Banshee" by Emily Axford.

"Fia" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford.

"Drained" by Emily Axford.

"A Memory" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Gutless" by Emily Axford.

"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Cursed" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford.

"A Fate Refused" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"The Mighty Ducks 3" by Emily Axford.

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Comments

Brandon O'Hara

This is my second listen through of C2, and I absolutely died again at the Jean Jacket!

Bryce Peterson

………. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack! Quack!

Connor

Murph corrupting the jean jacket is peak pettiness and I am HERE for it.

James Grimes

20:12 insane timing, I’m currently in rehearsals for MacBeth

Mars Cat

Hank “a good earthy red mixed with glass, that’s how you want to enjoy your Malbec.” Fia “It tastes like blood”…LMAO.

Connor

Hank’s velcro zip up denim jacket with 19 pockets, tassels and a Miami dolphins logo

Luna Doherty

"A smile dies on my lips" damnnnn

Bec Robson

WOO new ep! First time I've been on time :)

Addison

This mighty ducks moment is making me emotional

Anonymous

For real. I was so confused and so psyched when I saw "Mighty Ducks 3" on the song list. I was not disappointed

K

Yay!

sean curry

Oh jeez, "The Purge" twice?! This is sode is gonna be thicc

Bec Robson

Oh level 8? For one episode there my campaign was the same level as yours and I actually knew what you were talking about and it was awesome 😅

HalfLighter

The idea of someone going around with the word “Mesmer” as a title is kinda hilarious when you consider that it was originally just Franz Mesmer’s actual goddamn name. It’s like if Zirk was going around calling himself Zirk the Curie.

Vilaykham Sukhaseum

Everybody shows up at the first ever live show since before the pandemic with the Jean jacket perfectly recreated

Evan V

Quack!!!

Anonymous

Please for the love of God someone make fan art of the Jean Jacket!

Blake

I love you all so much

K

What a great, big, heaping, helping of 'sode

Daniel Frank

“Do you have the spell silence?” “ no but I have a gun” 😂

Thale

Question: is hank gilear?

Anonymous

Jim’s glowing coin that my coin give it back 😂

Jan Endresen

I just had a dream where you guys launched a campaign that was recorded all in minecraft, so like all the cities and enviroments would be recreated inside the game and mods were made to make the enemies that youd need. It was a wonderful dream for my nerdy ass brain

1man2hands

I'm sorry, JIM? Jim's glowing coin??

1man2hands

Gotta say I never watched any of the Mighty Ducks movies past the first

Francis A Leyco

I'm on Emily's side. Mighty ducks 3 was pretty good.

Anthony Cinca

This opening is the most chaotic shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life. I live for this.

Pacey

Jake, if that stolen jean jacket nat 20 doesn't get submitted for the next courtroom session, there will be disappointment! 😉

Bec Robson

I love the way Emily reads the shout outs at the end, makes me so happy, and I'm not even in them

tacticalgrandma

I just read Priory of the Orange Tree, so "giant stoat" made me think of the ichneumons in there! Definitely going to try to get that if I ever get Phantom/Find Steed in a char.

Benjamin Hoffman

Philip is really channelling Bon Frere Behavior.

Joseph Goldstein

God damn Murph. I can't not properly explain how much our campaigns have in common. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! Great ep so far!

Brobold

Somebody please suggest the Jean jacket crit for dungeon court

Bonky Fiasco

So when can we expect to see jean jackets in the merch store?

Gabriel Graywood

D3 fans understand we're here for one reason: it starts with a W. Womps

Steef McBeef

Love how Murph’s attempt at a GRRM quote turned into a Mighty Ducks 3 moment

Bulbarat

I'm here hoping to see what the wine enthusiasts have to say about the wine cellar.

Marge In Charge

I appreciate twinkling lights of giladeron piece more and more…it’s so versatile. I’d definitely start the quack chant for it

Patrick Harry

I am with Murph, the mighty duck 1 and 2 were classics! D3 though gets credit for the only Disney movie I know of that has a Pantera shoutout in it

Anonymous

Speaking for Sommeliers, we're pleased with the overall enjoyability of the episode, and are inwardly cringing at pouring out wine to appreciate the craftsmanship of the bottle.

Chris Lafleur

Somm here. Some hard parts in this episode. but still love it. Can Jakes campaign be an all somm campaign?

Caitrin

I really need y’all to solo drop the track that Emily wrote called “Mighty Ducks 3” tysm

David Pugh

This intro held my attention more than any before lol

FusRohNahSon

You can really see Emily's love of The Nanny in Sophia Lee

Agiddysea

Put Ally Beardsley on the podcast, you cowards.

Qudaci

Amazing. Jake made Murph edit in the whole Mighty ducks reference with his puck comment xD

Michael W

Hope you guys like the jam! I made some more recently with some strawberries and blueberries I picked, so there's more where that came from!

Brigid

Give Hank his Jean jacket 👏

Lauren Tallant

DIED at Caldwell calling the glass in their wine "the devil's ice"

Robin Holford

So I'm a winemaker and I was laughing and cringing at the wine scene so hard hahah 😅 loved it

Kat

I need Hank Jr. to have a jean jacket

cellarrat

I can't wait to tell my boss (winemaker) about all of the bottles being thrown on the floor and the choas that follows

Jennifer

Amazing sode ♥️

Steam313 .

Winemaker here, you made a port with spilled wine, and im gutted.

Stephen Joyce

Squish the fish for episode 29. Go Bills

Terran Benedict

D3’s coach is SO UNDERRATED! My respect and adoration for Emily continues to grow. QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

Saint Siah

It’s so cool to know that I was watching those same back to back nanny and golden girls before school everyday along with Emily

Crankysister

I'm so glad Emily brought up The Mighty Ducks. It made me realize that I was also blending the plots of 2 and 3 together, because I would watch the movies at the dentist while my siblings were getting their teeth cleaned, so I would watch them half an hour at a time six months apart, sometimes forgetting which movie we were on. So now my boyfriend and I are watching them so I can have the experience of watching them all the way through, and it's great. Thanks Emily!

Crankysister

Update: I am watching D3 tonight, and it REALLY hasn't aged well. Don't re-watch it, Emily, it will ruin your memories of it!

SoupLightning

I want to take Murph to dungeon court for not honoring Jake's nat 20 and giving him the denim jacket he wanted. Brennan changed more than 30% of his latest Mice and Murder Dimension 20 show to honor Rehka Shankar's nat 20 roll to talk to a ghost.

Seasquidley

Phillip has some big Cody vibes

Oakworthy Vineyards

Was Murph thinking of a quote from Game of Thrones? Bran says, “Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?” and Ned Stark replies, “That’s the only time a man can be brave.”

Yamaha Hero

LMAO OMG that jean jacket bit was the funniest thing Ive ever heard on this show! I'm at work right now and look, like a weirdo laughing at my desk with headphones so thanks for that crew!

nonya bizness

I straight up woke up my boyfriend from giggling so hard at the stupid Jean Jacket scene I can't 😂

Nick

The Jean Jacket bit is maybe my favorite bit of this entire campaign so far 😂

Summer Tribe

is it really from GoT if it's just a rewording of a quote that has been used by so many people prior? Mandela said it before George RR Martin did, I know that much

Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera

the desperate "this is collaborative sorytelling" about the jean jacket tassels SENT me, great episode