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Bahumia Two-Shot: Treasured Heroes (w/ DM Jasper William Cartwright) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-23 03:47:40
Edited:
2021-07-23 05:13:27
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2026-06
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Join us for Part 1 of a Bahumia 2-shot series DMed by Jasper William Cartwright! The Boobs are the guests of honor at an award ceremony, but get more than just accolades. Balnor meets a new dad pal, Moonshine looks good in cheese, Hardwon tries sewer shrimp, and Beverly jumps the possum. Listen to Jasper on Three Black Halflings wherever you get your podcasts! 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

Sound Design by Daniel Ramos (twitter @schubirds and website: www.onlydans.cc)

"Toxicity System" by Daniel Ramos

"Pordemola" by Emily Axford.

"The One Who Came Before" by Emily Axford.

"Kiss of Life" by Emily Axford.

"The Posse" by Emily Axford.

"Starspawn" by Emily Axford.

"Stallios" by Emily Axford.

"Speaking Stump" by Emily Axford.

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DannyDM

Holy railroad Batman. The first 30mins is just Jasper's disposition 🤣 Idk if I can make it al the way through.

Extra Crispy

You can tell Jasper is a fan because he went so hard 😂. I know people are calling him railroady which yeah maybe a little but I think he is trying to fit everything into one episode one shots are really hard to do under normal circumstances and this is a really build out world for that.

S Gee

Loving Jasper

Bomberman64

You can only find this on the mega collection time to find out why.

GC

big ups

Nadja Nordstrom

I'm almost to the end of c1 and not ready to be done with the Boobs! Great timing!

Ross Minick

Hahaha I see you murph being sneaky and posting the night before thinking we all wouldn’t see it lol

Cristian Perez

Yooooo been listening to the halflings. That laugh in the intro is CLASSIC!! Can’t wait to listen tomorrow!

Michael K Merkle

I was having a really crappy day until I saw the return of the boobs thank you guys

BuffVenom

I just started binging three black halflings this past week from the beginning - so much more invested for this Jasper's DMing: "What the D***Man says goes" 😜

Crankysister

Dodo has big Tom Holland energy. I love it!

Ian Dack

Wonder if the length was on purpose 2:22:20 Lol

Joshua Johnson

Wait will there be a short rest this week?

Freen

What the dickman says, goes.

Holden Spencer

Jasper is amazing! He did such a good job keeping up with/being patient with the goofiness of the boobs hahaha

D.S.

A Meloras Orgasm sounds like a killerdrink in a bar in Bahumia

1man2hands

Oh yooooo I've been hype for this since I saw it on the tbhalflings insta story let's goooooo

Quinn

I missed the boobs so much!!!

Scott Specht

Wait. Did Emily make a Borderlands “catch a ride” reference?

Nathan Kenney

This is great! Also, Balnor has major Jens Lindell vibes in this episode.

Nora nora

"Crusade Against the Cruset" was a CRIMINALLY underrated line this ep

alex
>>64302470

I believe Murph said they would have short rests, at the end of last weeks short rest

Holly

Release Hardwons letter to moonshine!!! We have waited long for the conclusion!! Please 😁😁😁

Supsupcool

This ep could also be called “honey I shrunk the boobs”

tautcarabiner

I also listen to Three Black Halflings so I've been very excited for this all week and was not disappointed. Great start to my Friday

JoWade

Balnor AKA Bowelnor hahahahahaha!!

DnDiplomacy

This was absolutely brilliant! I'm stoked for next week 😍

Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action

Jasper's voice had me from the get go. I love it. And I feel the need to start three black halflings. But I am also trying to get through as much of R A Salvatore's 30 year saga as soon as possible because of what he is supposed to be doing it is next book in regards to the drow and how people perceive them. So much content

Penny Garbo

What a treat!! Great episode guys! And Jaspers accent was great. Made my drive home fly by

plebeianpenguin

That was a lot of fun! I can't wait to hear the second part when it comes out!

Andrew G

YESS IM FINALLY HOME TO LISTEN

1man2hands

What kind of dad hates fart jokes what is up with Balnor

BuckyBoy

👏🏽👏🏽 more jasper!!

SyrupSampson

Can we please call this Honey, I shrunk the Boobs?

Jack M

Last summer NADDPOD carried me through the pandemic, I discovered it in may and everyday I would go for a walk/run in the same field and listen to an episode, sometimes multiple, haven’t been able to do that as much just cause I finished campaign 1, and caught up for 2. Been having a tough summer and Being able to walk in that field and listen to Bahumia again really made me feel fantastic for the first time in a while. Thank the 2 crew always and thank you Jasper for DM’ing. This episode has a special place in my heart

Bonky Fiasco

I am craving lasagna SO MUCH after listening to this episode. 🤤

Kelly Varanay

The dick man killed me IMMEDIATELY I love Jasper

Amy Driver

Cried so many times to count (English in America) Jasper is Amazing!!

Grace B

JASPER RULES

Hyacinth

This was SO good, I'm binging Three Black Halflings now, I have no choice

RedPaladin44

Bro. Absolutely loved this. Can Paw Paw's briefcase double as a saddle?

Bright Morning

Will they release the new updated character sheet for Balnor??

Daniel Green

With Jasper's accent and his enthusiasm, he sounds a lot like Alec Steele to me. And I mean that as a compliment. Alec is an excellent Blacksmith and YouTube personality. Very fun episode!

Garga Lenoir

Murph : Dick-Man? That's terrible Also Murph : Let your DM take you to the sex room!

Paul Hartsell

This episode is what happens when NADDPOD gets horny on main.

Steven Strait

Great episode and one shot all around, loved Jaspers Dming. Will definitly be checking out TBH

nonya bizness

I super love getting to hear Murph play and cackle with the boobs as a player- his laugh boosts my seratonin every time 😂

Gearbox

This one might not be for me, I'm 45 minutes in and there's been one check that mattered, and no opportunities for player agency so far. It's funny enough and hopefully it's just because it's a one-shot, but it's extremely on-rails so far.