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Mixed Bag of Holding: Energy Drink Sommeliers (Patreon)

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2021-08-30 21:55:15
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Join us for a tasting/horrible stomach ache as we "enjoy" some of the finest liquid energy on the market! The 2 Crew act as energy drink somms and employ their patented "Tang and Bang" rating system. 

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Ted Fryar

Bang has some great flavors, it’s my go-to brand.

Anonymous

way late to the party, but I finally signed up for the Patreon, and man am I glad I did. Crying laughing at Murph losing his mind, which I fully would be too had that happened to me.

Robert

As someone who shares a lot of Murph’s traits when it comes to following the rules and keeping things on track, he had my full sympathies in this episode.

CommodoreBlue

Been doing a Mixed Bag re-listen, and I’ve been looking forward to this one ☺️

Wojtek

the final foley noise made me physically recoil, 15/10 episode

Leomund's Tiny Nut

This is the best thing they have ever made, Murph is unhinged and Emily is his personal demon

Ziel R.

Call that the Buffalo Swills

The Grinch (feral)

this gives the same energy of when i was a freshman in hs one of the seniors offered me a sip from their large insulated tumbler cup, because i said i was tired, and only told me after the fact that it was a mixture of black coffee and monster energy. when i say little 14 year old me got IMMEDIATE heart palpitations

Lana Kole

God this is hysterical lmao everyone is immediately unhinged and I love it

Mesa_!

I have done this same thing when I worked at a 6am gas station job and with a LOT more, here were my results: Mtn dew energy orange breezs: citrusy 7/10 Mtn dew energy green one: 6/10 Mtn dew energy Strawberry melon spark 8/10 Nos: juice 6/10 Rockstar boom whipped cherry:banger taste no fizz 9/10 i feel jittery Import monster: liquid rock candy 2/10 Pipeline punch: 6/10 Khotic: 5/10 Mango Loco: 7/10 Rehab peach: 3/10 T&L rehab: 7/10 Green: 5/10 Orange: 5/10 Ultra Violet: 6/10 Ultra blue: 4/10 Red: 5/10 White: 4/10 Lo carb: 6/10 Red bull Coconut: 8/10 Green bang: 6/10 Blue bang: 6/10 Purple bang: 5/10 Orange bang: 7/10 Cotton candy: 5/10 Green bull: 5/10 Fig.bull: 7/10 Piss bull: 4/10 Blue bull: 5/10 Reg bull: 3/10 Mean bean: 7/10 Moca loco: 4/10 Mtn dew amp: 8/10 Full throtle 5/10 Appricot bull 6/10 Sour patch ghost 4/10 Sherbet reign 6/10 Kiwi reign 7/10 Orange sherbet ghost: 8/10 Pacific punch: kool-aid/10 Watermelon monster 2/10 Warheads ghost 6/10 Aussie lemonade 7/10 Ultra strawberry dreams 8/10 Cold brew sweet black monster 4/10

K C

This one made me realize I have Murphy Energy. 😅😬🤣

Brandon Rowand

We’re halfway through and they haven’t settled on the ratings yet this is a good one I can tell lmfao

Kaidan C

Occasionally I wish they wouldn’t torpedo an episode in service of a nonsense bit But I’m probably in the minority?

Soo Loo Candles

trying to portmanteau veggie and energy before caldwell friggin nailed it with vegenergy

Jordon Brown

Oh shit, I just bumped up to the Mixed Bag level this month, and I couldn’t have picked a better time.

Zachary Snow

Omg, the mad lads did it. I'm so pumped for this. 😂

Anonymous

Let out a audible “oh god” when I got the notification for this.

Mason Shucart

Prescott Vanmeyer III here sommeliering from home. Today we're going to be trying a 12 year old can of Monster Assault.

Anonymous

Immediately started giggling when I read the notification

Noah Jay

Doing the hard work so we don't have to, bless. Knowing Emily can't even handle more than a single cup of coffee, I'd love to know what happened after the recording.

Lauren Listing

I guess I am spending my night with 2011 flashbacks

Rosanna

Oh fuck all the way off I’m so glad I signed up to this

All Pulp! No Juice!

We are slowly entering the “Jackass” phase of mixed bag. That isn’t a compliant for the record.

ThrilloftheFright (Ashleigh)

The pink Monster is my favorite (when I very rarely drink an energy drink). Hopefully it doesn't get torn to shreds XD

Joseph

I cannot believe you actually did it.

Bonky Fiasco

If this doesn't include recommended food pairings I will riot.

sesamese

oh no edit: i have to say the very best energy drink is the fruit punch flavor of Monster thats been discontinued for 3 years

Pj

This was a perfect opportunity for a GOAT show podcast collab.

Anonymous

The absolute mad lads

Anonymous

Total mad lad behavior

Nick Spivey

I’d love if they slowly increased the speed throughout the pod

Anonymous

I don't know if they still do it this way but the energy drink company gripp used to sell bottles that looked like grenades

Owen T

You could make a little water gun for a 5hr energy drink

WunDarWun

You beautiful maniacs

Kris Warrington

I can't believe what I'm listening. These crazy sons and daughter of bitches!

Kyle Veach

This was a delight 😆 There's a few I wish had ended up on the roster, but the Sonic thing and the Bang were GOLD, well done Caldwell

Laura

I’m laughing so hard, everyone is yelling

Mirarreiro

I'm so glad I pay extra for this content 😂😂😂

Courtney F.

When I was just outta high school, there was a Monster versus Rockstar thing akin to Playstation versus Xbox. It was wild. But anyway, I always thought Monster tasted like cough syrup and Rockstar was better. I'm gonna call it a cilantro thing and tell everyone from high school we were all wrong. Thanks y'all. 15 year mystery solved.

Birdie

Wow, the GOAT Show sure has changed a lot🤣

Stephen Jay

I love how fast they got hyped on caffeine 😂 Anybody else on their 3-4th energy drink of the day by the time this dropped?

H-Train

no hate to y’all but this might just be the worst mukbang of all time, just by virtue (or sin) of the facts that 1) the subject is being drank (not eaten) 2) the subject is so obviously gross 3) one of the mukbanger’s very outwardly hates it

H-Train
>>66839990

very funny episode, loved it, but an objectively bad mukbang

Ben Delahay

Hey guys, just so you know before you try the Birthday Cake drink the owner of Bang is like a die hard Trump supporter!

Ben Delahay

I’ll also let everyone k is the V8 Peach Mango flavor is really, really good. If I could still drink caffeine I would rate it 10/10

Adam Gomez

Aw I miss when 8bbc would talk about sonic’s stinky feet 😌

Molly

Murph losing his shit is always a good ep. Also Red Bull coconut is shockingly good

Chris P. Bacon

Guys this is so funny and so vile. I really should not have drank a protein shake while listening to the V8 part.

Anonymous

It's funny to me that Caldwell thought the Monster had a bit of a cotton candy taste because me and my friends would mix Monster Lo Cal with some Dekuyper Watermelon Pucker Liqueur which end result does taste exactly like cotton candy

Jack Campau

YES. I WAS HOPING FOR THIS SEGMENT

A.E. Ross

tang it n' bang it, boys

Sean Rooney
>>66840744

I love V8 energy. But the peach mango was not one of my favs. It's black cherry followed by blueberry pomegranate

SYDNEY TATUM

Bang donated to trumps re-election campaign

Evan V

Rockstar Pure Zero Silver Ice is my favorite! It tastes nothing like the “regular” Rockstar!

David Pugh

"Yeah I shoulda got some NUTS." -Murph 32:50

Logan Klein

Reign Orange Dreamsicle is my favorite

Jack

Wait murph messed up his own system lmao on Rockstar he was talking about taste with bang. Such a wild mixed bag I loved it

preston packer

I found the peach rings sonic G-fuel in a gas station in the middle of nowhere while doing a firewood run to the nearest city while camping. I only bought it because of my found memories of 8bbc. I regretted buying the hog. They need to reroll that hog cause it ain't right

JorgeAgoias

It’s okay Murph you 100% explained Tang and Bang clearly! Couldn’t breath during that part😂😂😂

Tyler T.

LMAO Jake had to be gaslighting Murph, the Tang and the Bang is the exact format of the Goat Show there’s no way he didn’t understand

Abe C

Totally suggested the Reign Orange Dreamsicle after the coliseum episode 😂😂 I definitely feel honoured to know Emily and I have the same taste in energy drinks.

Canid

Can't do red bull, reminds me of yeager bombs. Monster OG literally makes me feel like i'm having a heart attack. Never had rockstar, Bang, or G Fuel. I'm all about Nos. Too bad it wasn't tested. Reign is pretty good and i just remembered about full throttle which i haven't had.

DT

This is the most energetic and pumped up mixed bag ever. Instead of tapering off as the episode went on they went on a rampage.

Anonymous

I love that mixed bags have turned into fucking with Murph! It is so funny every single time

Will Erwin

Love this. You guys have got to try the Blueberry Red Bull! It's easily my favorite energy drink! Take your taste buds on a flavor journey unlike any you've ever experienced. The hint of blueberry flows over your tongue like a waterfall as the intense 'kick' of the red bull gets your heart racing at a more pleasant pace than it's rapid-acting sister drinks. Tang: 10/10 Bang: 10/10 My brother and I love you guys! Cody and Will

Pork Chop

So glad you guys grabbed a bang they all taste ridiculous. There’s one that tastes like a mouthful of skittles.

Luke M. Thomas

I just got disciplined at work because I was laughing too hard at this mixed bag. I’d rate this mixed bag a 10/10 in both tang and bang

Garga Lenoir

When you first had this idea I thought it would make for terrible radio and I would have to give the episode a perfect 10/10, but it was actually incredibly funny! I'll give you 27.5/??!

Magna Ma'am

I was just waiting for Murph to have an aneurysm there for a minute. Omg. I peed myself a little laughing so hard. This ep is for the bang and tang and squirters.

SnickerdoodleRogue

So what I'm hearing is that Jake's new hustle is gonna be a Naddpod energy drink in a healing potion bottle?

Mitothy

I would not pay for gamer girl backwash, but I would pay so much money to gaslight Murph for 1 hour.

Bishop Lewis

I think the rating scale should we go on like this: the tang is how pleasurable it is to each person, how well liked the taste it. The thing should’ve been the intensity of sugar/drink. This way you have an objective and personal favors Murph and Emily.

Calum Gillies

I do whisky tastings for a living so this was both horrifying and incredible to listen to

ConflictedDM

Tang & Bang...this is what I'm paying for? This mixed bag was fucked from the beginning. Gonna do my own taste test.

ConflictedDM

Also I thought I was the only one who messed with my mouth squirters. But now I drool alot.

ConflictedDM

Anyone had the Plus Ultra My Hero Acadamia energy drink?

Noah James Perito

Omfg.I hate how much this made me want to have an energy drink

JoWade

Felt like a great TangBang !

JoWade

Axford Inspitute of Orange Tang.

Joe S

So many things make this show elite: the performing, the voices, the storytelling, the talented improv, the editing, the music, etc etc... but the most important elements that makes this show elite? The wild charisma and the chaotic energy that makes us want to listen to the cast do everything from drink and rate the tang and bang of energy drinks to weighing in on matters of CRITical importance in DM court.

Anonymous

As a night shift ER Nurse/ Tiefling hexblade warlock I stand by Emily’s 15/15 of orange dreamsicle, I’m just getting by on short rests 😂

Geraint

Jake has since contracted severe diarrhea from the rotten V8

Anonymous

I can't believe they are so down on the rockstar! I drink them all the time and love it

Theodore Carraro

Please please please try the peach-nectarine Red Bull. It’s the only red Bull flavor I like

Anonymous

The chaos of this episode was hilarious

Anonymous

Someone probably already said this but it should’ve be “taste & haste”

Matthew McDowell

Could tred nevers lead a hard seltzer tasting

Olivia C.

The people that would buy gamer girl backwash are the same people that talk shit about the gamer girl.

Sam Killjoy

If only Caldwell had found the chili dog flavored G Fuel. It’s real and upsetting.

Lucas Bond

I would pay ungodly amounts of money for Emily's Spit bucket

Caitlin Sales

(C)up(ho)l(de)r Beautiful, I can imagine the cheeky can design that scratches out the u-p-l-r

JigMink

I recommend that Jake try a V8 Energy that isn't expired. They make a non-carbonated version and a sparkling version.

Anonymous

1st mix bag I've listened to, and my God I am so happy!

Cam WH

absolutely chaotic energy this mixed bag and loved it, but aren't sommeliers supposed to rate wines in a descriptive way to help others with their decisions on what to buy and why? tang & bang being purely if the gang liked it or not didn't make sense. it doesn't make sense for a sommelier to rate subjectively rather than objectively.

Michael McDougall

Just re-listening to it, and with taste being subjective, I think that the intensity of the flavor is more important to know then 4 specific people's opinions, so Emily's rankings are better imo. Also, if there's ever a repeat, the whole confusion could have been avoided by adding a 3rd category, so the scales could be: Tang = Intensity of the flavor Bang = How hard the energy hits you Hang = How much you enjoyed it and would be willing to sip on while just hanging

Jessie Kelly

“I’ve been cleansing my palate with milk inbetween,” and then Emily’s reaction to that made me actually howl in laughter at 6 am before my coffee. Hope y’all are having a great day

Nick

This was everything I didn't know I needed. Emily's rating system is such Emily energy and Murph getting frazzled about while they're all hyped up on energy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤙🏻

Tyler

This is even better than I expected it to be.

KillerCroc
>>66919820

Might depend on the rockstar u buy. The new ones have a different flavor that isn’t great

Ted Orbach

Weirdly enough this made me really want to grab a monster lo carb

Victoria Oh

This was, in fact, the Mixed Bag that pushed me to upgrade so I can listen to it

Cady Speelman
>>67070417

I agree, I like them both. But I think that it's more of a morning drink- like a coffee substitute, not a full "energy drink" for working/gaming. I put the Mountain Dew Rise in the same category.

Anonymous

In case anyone wants to follow along with them-- * Redbull (normal) - everyone * Monster (normal) - everyone * Rockstar - (“summer spotlight”?) - everyone but Jake * 3D (Pure silver can) - Just Jake instead of rockstar * Mountain Dew (Tropical sunrise) - Caldwell and Jake * Monster (Ultra violet) - Emily and Murph Wildcards * Reign (orange dreamsicle) - Emily * V8 energy (I think peach mango flavor) - Jake * The Rock’s ZOA (original?) - Murphs * GFuel (Peach Rings by Sonic) - Caldwell Snacks lol * Blue takis

Mae B

Ok but I heard Caldwell reference Digimon. Yall should do a Digimon mixed bag!

Anonymous

There IS a grenade shape energy drink. It's called BOMBA. They used to sell it México, but it's been a long time since I've seen one. I have no idea if it's still available, but there's still a website. https://bomba-energy.com/bomba/

Anonymous

I’m confuse but I laughed so 🤣

Em

What a beautiful shit storm. You guys should definitely try the Mango Monster and Monster coffees! Those are my absolute favorite.

Shmule Scanlon

I'm gonna do this but have a different energy drink every morning

Shy-senpai

I'd drink gamer girl energy backwash. I'm not wierd I promise.

Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover

This was fun to listen to as someone who hates energy drinks and also has never drank one (unless you count sharing a blue Poweraid with my sisters when I was like 6)

Basil McDonough

Ill have to try reign. In general though id say red bull for results, monster for a beverage with a kick, and zoa or bang for day to day (not that you should drink any of these every day or multiple times a week), zoa getting a bonus for kinda actually being made of healthy shit and bang gets a bonus for zero sugar, bonkers flavors and being chock fulla creatine. I do feel like murph did zoa dirty though.