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D&D Court: Super Hot NPCs (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-27 03:07:19
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2022-05-27 19:29:43
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ Patrons! 

Welcome to Dungeon Court! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford, and the newly respected Bailiff Hurwitz as they convent to pass judgement on your trials at the table. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

LINK TO THE AFOREMENTIONED HOT NPC 

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Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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MC

Baseball has bat boys AND ball boys Lol

Brandon Hinds

I'm 18 months late to this, but the picture of the hot NPC isn't even that hot, especially in the range of hot fantasy images. That player is absolutely insane.

Amanda

Justice for the shy player. The justices have been LA pilled and are way too used to 9s and 10s

Michael Graham Abernathy

Caldwell, it's ok! You didn't mix up Sting and Phil Collins, you just mixed up Tarzan and The Emperor's New Groove!

Invader Jimm

"I subshitted" didn't get the laugh it deserves

M

I have a ranger in a campaign where we track ammunition. The rule is after a fight you can pick up half of the arrows you shot, to account for breaks/lost arrows/etc. Its as easy as saying you do it. Just buy 2 quiver worth and you're good lol.

SolemnSeagull

That cut at 29:19-29:20 left me really wanting to know what was cut.

Grass

I think it’d be cool to have a shout out to good dm stories. My dm is just so good 🥺

Tony G

I could listen to the intro theme alone for hours, straight up slaps

Mirarreiro

why has every other episode been non canon content? I'm not upset I'm genuinely curious. I thought last week of the month was DND court/8bbb and the rest was the campaign. is it bc of live shows? I hope they're getting the rest they need

H-Train

“emily axford dreams of fortnite” sounds like the name of a japanese web novel that gets turned into an absolutely insufferable anime

Steven Hamonic

when I know my question is in the ep just because of the title

Beef

How dare it be a positive bailiff ep

Steven Hamonic

I'm *crying laughing* I can't show this to my player they get so roasted.

Dax Motarex

Can we get a picture of this overly hot npc??

Aaron Burnell

Please! I'm trying to scan the submissions in order to find this super hot npc!

Declan Konesky

Jake. I have to say... I think you have the best tits. Definitely the best chesticles. I'm in Maine if that makes things make a kind of sense. And my wife when I brought it up to her said 'drinks are coming up." We're from Minneapolis.#minnesotanice

Kevin but keviner

8/10 rating on the sports references this episode. Great job they seemed mildly knowledgeable about bat boys and ball boys in tennis!

BertFromOhio

Objection! In the case of the Microbiologist I have to disagree with the decision. While the player may have stepped on toes with their choice of backstory, if the players had an issue they could have done better than immediately saying "no, we already know about this". I'm with the fiends lol

Daniel Soto

Loving the episode! I just had a thought and I was wondering if it's a thing: are there playlists in patreon? Because it would be AWESOME to have all of the Boobs, the Triplets, the Mavrus chronicles, and the Choo Choo Crew in ad-free playlists for the relisten. And to have the short rests in their own playlist too. Idk, this might not be the place to ask that but idk where else to post 😕

Leah S.

I think the microbiologist was about finding the truth about there being microbiology. Like, in the world they were wanting to prove it. Which honestly is a similar concept to having a world with no resurrection. We all know there are spells that bring people back to life, but not in that world. I think it could have been neat.

JR Lonergan

The Glass Cannon Podcast Legacy of the Ancients show just mentioned Em and Hot Date on the episode that dropped at the same time as this! Just cool to hear Em get shouted out for her talent.

Canid Duality

Gaslighting Jake was great. But the microbiology plot could have worked if the world was pre-microscope. How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom eps 23 and 24 cover this idea well.

Cianistarle

The filters work pretty well for this. For me anyway!

Hamish

Waaiitttt a minute… our party faced an aspect of Tiamat 3 sessions ago… 🤔😑 suspicious…

David Lipscomb

Just bought tickets for the Portland show! Can't wait to see y'all live

Shy-senpai

I am strongly in the side of the microbiologist fiend. I think in a fantasy setting it's not a stretch to say people don't understand the concept of germs. That wouldn't necessarily make them so stupid they'd never be clean but it would leave room for plot lines for this microbiologist to maybe fight a plague or discover the cause of death of an important NPC. Feels like the DM should have had the player's back a little bit here.

Morti Kvisvik

I am against a positive Jake vibe

Izzy R

Episodes that make you understand the lyrics to one week a bit better

Jack Farley

We need the link to the hot npc Pinterest lol

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

An invitation to any patron or to my Best friend that put a 69 on a football wizard for me, Jake! My Epic games name is Draco Revival and I'd (both me and my fiance) would love to play with anyone, hop on our backs or just chill and talk.

Emma Margaret

One of my DMs maintains a Pinterest board for PCs and NPCs. She has us send her pins of what we want for our characters and a note for what part of the image is for our characters. So like, an outfit or accessory, or the hair, etc... Itks fun because if we ever had art done of our characters and NPCs, we have a board full of reference material that's more than "she's an aasimar bard with an ocarina" Highly recommend using Pinterest in your games.

Doug C.

Can you make an objection to a case that’s already had the verdict passed down?

mel

i need a picture of the hot NPC!!!

Psykodactyle

People in medieval times washed themselves even though they didn't know about bacteria and viruses. They thought disease came from bad smells so of course they'd want to keep themselves clean in order to not get sick. In fact most people bathed regularly. People can know that certain actions have consequences and effects without knowing why. So I think the player should be able to play a character who wants to find out/ prove the "why", with the other players still know what basic hygiene is, just not the fact that it's actually because there's tiny creatures that exist everywhere and can hijack your body's cells in order to reproduce or live in your stomach and help you digest your food etc. (It's not like medieval people didn't think digestion was real before they learned about bacteria) Team Bio fiends! This is a kangaroo court lol

Valaree Machen

I am currently DMing an astrology forward campaign arc and it is very fun. Also as far as NPCs go, artwork is typically more attractive than realistic, but I do try to make an effort to pick diverse characters (in looks, scarring, races, gender, etc). It’s an extra effort but appreciated by the party.

Cliff

Is it ironic that they were favorable to DMs and Jake, the only one who hasnt DMed on the podcast?

Gotteswaise

The absolute tease of the hotness of this NPC and no link

Shane C

Can we please see the hot NPC???

Nesve Fowl

Yes I need to see that picture!

Magestain

If you can't handle me at my dragon dicks and pussies, then you don't deserve me at my bullying and gaslighting my fanbanse. 👌

Evelyn Carsten

Totally with the microbiologist player. It's basically a science paladin preaching about tiny creatures instead of all-powerful gods

Kristen with-a-K

Unless I was pre-coffee hallucinating, I believe the DM posted a link earlier in the comments.

Kristen with-a-K

I do this with my players so that everyone has a common visual of what everyone else looks like. And, as I run primarily online games, I also use those same pics to create player tokens. The DMs for other games I play in have picked up this habit as well and have started asking for inspiration pics along with our backstories. So now we send character art, hometown art, weapon art, you name it. Pinterest is a gamer / DM gold mine.

Julie V Eckert

There’s a post a little while back where they shared their schedule :)

Allan Levy

Scrolled to find this as I listened to it live

Mirarreiro

ah! I must have missed it, I looked back a little but didn't find anything. Must not have looked far back enough, thanks!

Brady Moore

Thank you so much for putting a definitive end to my case! I screamed for joy that was awesome!

Jackie

Lol that’s a funny coincidence! My players were fighting a pirate captain possessed by a Ruby artifact of Tiamat which could supposedly allow the holder to have one wish. However, it corrupts and possesses the holder and grants them some power and extra HP :)

Allan Levy

As much as I love D&D Court, I love Bahumia more. Does anyone know why there's been a shift towards more court sessions lately? Is it temporary while the Boobs tour or Murph plans sessions, or is it a more permanent change?

Garga Lenoir

Dude I was expecting some over sexualized bullshit, but this is very tasteful and grounded! That makes your PC's reaction even funnier!

Garga Lenoir

So, Jake : Too cool, or WAY too cool?

Garga Lenoir

It's not a shift, they just do it once a month to leave some time for Murph to breathe.

Garga Lenoir

If I was the GM I would have him discover that bacteria is old folk's tale, and the scientific truth is tiny fairies fighting to make people sick or cure them.

Garga Lenoir

Fantasy worlds usually have magic, so if germs existed wizards would have located them.

Grant Klein

Jujutsu Kaisen is very cool

Noah James Perito

“this person was kind of just being like a little dweeb, right?” Gut punch of humor

Allan Levy

Right - it's normally once a month, but the last 5 weeks have been Court - C3 - 8bit - C3 - Court. It's all fun content, I'm just wondering where the reduced C3 ratio is coming from

Emily

Fun fact! I’m currently writing a campaign where yes astrology is real but in terms of the elements. For example, if you’re in Aries country, everything is a desert and it’s scorching hot. If you’re born under a fire sign, you thrive, and then depending on your sign and element, you either thrive, feel neutral or hate it. Theres more but if anyone wants to play let me know.

Emily

I agree with Caldwell; you don’t exit out of kingdom hearts because Riku suddenly appears. No you wait to see if you’re gonna ally up or smack him up with a key blade.

Hamish

It makes it soo much funnier that this art seems significantly less hot and more tasteful than a large proportion of fantasy art 😂 bro needs to go jerk one out before a session. Also, aren’t they looking at you while struggling to speak to someone that’s “too hot”……. 😉

Patrick Sullivan

Emily screaming at an HP boy would be the best skit

Iris Dewey

Microbiology pc was robbed. Honestly, they sound so fun to play with and there’s so many places that it can go besides disease. Robbed!

Seth Anderson-Lind

I legit paused at the mention of Tarzan to listen to a great Tarzan medley acapella arrangement I like, and it felt so right hearing Jake sing a piece of Son of Man because it makes me think of Nyack

Jess Little

Not necessarily, on wizards finding stuff. It's a made up world. You can literally make the world whatever you want it to be.

Jess Little

Microbio player is 100% right. Other players and dm were kind of dicks to them, and it honestly bothers me that the court co-signed this kind of behavior, even if it was a "joke."

Jeremy Tyler

I doubt they get proper time to relax since all we see on here are short rests 😏....

Dorothy Cooper

I just wanna join the chorus of saying support for the microbio and it feels like you justified taking their backstory in the worst possible faith as razzing when it was just kinda rude

Joshuawbr29

Jake is a good looking dude, not going to lie.

Error

Or possibly a box set….

Error

Team devil

JoWade

Rolling with someone that has diarrhea ... Murph, please .... I had someone fart in my face in a north south position.... Ewwwww

William Bowen

Jake works out and has good genes, and it shows. I'd let him buy me a beer.

Zalyni

“You have to fall in love with the feeling of being thrown off, and finding your feet again. Because that’s truly all that life is.” why tf is dungeon court making me cry???

Seasquidley

I can't abide by the *idea* of a person too intimidated to talk to a hot NPC.

Zoe Jones

The hot npc discourse reminded me of Game to Grow, which gives therapists a certification to use dnd for their clients as a therapy method

Jason Langshaw

Yeah I'm also gonna go with microbiology sounds like an awesome backstory. There's so much to play with here that could be super fun. What if there's a twist that... in their fantasy world bacteria turn out to actually not even be real!! What if it's something else entirely! Could be a huge and fun plot point and character moment for the PC, while also not reinforcing the vibe that "they're super genius and everyone else in the party is a moron"

Debra Wasson

If it’s your typical DnD setting. Why would people in a high fantasy setting know about germs? Germ theory wasn’t a thing until the late 1800s. I mean consider how many people in our modern world don’t know the difference between a bacteria or a virus. And in fantasy settings certain characters have specialized knowledge all the time. Just because I know how to pitch a tent doesn’t mean my sheltered halfling wizard does. But I’m not here to wine about it making me a dumb A because the ranger does know. It makes since that a specialist in organic life (a druid) could have a theory that there are tiny creatures no one can see that control who lives and who dies.

Nathanael Watkins

I’ve just made it to the Dice Christ Confessions and I’m gonna be disappointed if there’s not a single Final Destination joke

Nathanael Watkins

i feel like a should add a note that this is a joke haha, reading it again it seemed like it could be actual criticism

Tyler Sharp

I’m siding with microbiology here, a fighter also wouldn’t have an inborn knowledge about magic - why would it be crazy for them to not know what germs are when bacteria wasn’t even discovered until like the 1700s. I don’t think that makes the players who don’t know about microbes stupid

Summer Tribe

I don't understand this arrow thing. There are fletching rules in Xanathar's and rules for recovering arrows in the PHB and they're both reasonably forgiving. Half back if you search the area after a fight and if you have woodcarving tools and proficiency: Craft Arrows. As part of a short rest, you can craft up to five arrows. As part of a long rest, you can craft up to twenty. You must have enough wood on hand to produce them. DnD isn't super well suited to survival campaigns and if you're trying to run one surely you have these kinds of rules on hand

Allie Gowins

Can we get a picture of the hot NPCs? 🤣

Calvin Tran

I just watched Fire Island yesterday and it was very good. I definitely teared up a few times! Thank you Jill for your part in making this film!

Zarina Munoz

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Mary H.

Jake! I watched Fire Island and it was so good! Tell Jill we said congrats for us!