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D&D Court: A Problem Player Named Flaming Hot Cheeto (w/ Ally Beardsley) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-23 21:52:36
Edited:
2022-06-27 21:20:21
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2026-06
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Welcome to Dungeon Court! Ally Beardsley joins Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford, and the lowly Bailiff Hurwitz to pass judgement on your trials at the table. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

And join the Beardsley Flower Bed Discord here!

CREDITS:

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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norah harley

f27: IM HERE FOR OG ODD COUPLE I have an ambulance at work with zero frills- all business- and named him Felix. i fucking love old media and there’s a point where Emily said she was watching “old movies” and then said they were from the 90s and that tripped me up so hard

norah harley

honeymooners was also a magnificent pull

Liu

Got t-boned listening to this ep

Francisco Hernandez

I feel like kenku speech should be approached like bumblebee from Transformers

Elias Roessler

I just had someone do the PLUR handshake to me IRL… they did give me a bracelet

Doctor Ransom

Easily still a top ten D&D Court episode. Even more hilarious on a 5th re-listen. I sincerely hope that the Flaming Hot Cheeto player was never welcomed to a D&D game ever again. COLLUSION!!!

Bunny 🩷

Mendick has to be an Aries, full stop

Kathryn Martin

As an Aquarius who re listens to this ep, I deeply need to know more about what Ally thinks of us.

Druidic Graham

Is this hot cheeto guy Ruxin from "The League" ? 🤣🤣

Druidic Graham

Same, aquarius as well. Re-listening

Julie Whittinghill

Bailiff Jake, no one else acknowledged your “don’t go chasing tall Barneys” comment, but please know it got a solid laugh from me

James Grimes

1:05:07 the best part is that this app basically exists, it’s called Brick

Veronica S

New favorite Murph sound: “BAM BAM’S A CHILD” 😭😭😭 (11:53)

Greg M

Relistening to naddpod is like watching the early mcu movies. This is fred flintstones post credit scene to enter the nightmare verse.

Dunheezy

#barneysbeensittingallalong

Lucas

This is truly the moment everyone has been waiting for. Thank you for being such amazing creators.

David

First as usual

Debra Wasson

Aaaaaah! Y’all got the Beardsley! Let’s go

CatTorpedo

Oh so excited to see Ally on naddpod!

Neji

Ally!!! Yeeeesss!!

Roo

SWEEEEEET

tanis

oh my god FINALLY we got Beardsley!!!!!!!

VoxFantasma

Hell yeah Beardsley, I'm so excited for the chaos lol!

Frank

ALLY YESSS

Jacob Buttarazzi

Hey Murph, you fucking rat. Just wanted to get in here early to tell you that all your hard work over these past few years has brought real joy to my life. I'm a DM and listening to your games made me realize I could actually just have fun with my friends instead of trying to put on a grand dramatic show every week. Thank you for that. Fuck you, I love you, eat a rat.

Nick Lerche

Can't believe this is the first Beardsley appearance on naddpod lol

Nicole V.

the chaos when caldwell said barney is small was so funny

Frank

i already commented but the length of this episode tells you everything you need to know hahaha

Shawn Ritz Arthur

Never thought I'd see the day Ally kept order in the court. Give them a full-time spot!

Renevar

The find steed DM is 100% wrong, the player chooses the form the steed takes out of 4 options, one of which being a warhorse

Jason Langshaw

The language of Find Steed absolutely lets the caster pick. "Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the steed takes on a form that you choose:"

Pamphleteer

I feel very represented by the court with the addition of Ally, whose voice sounds incredible.

Kristen with-a-K

My bff is an Aquarius and she totally chews the scenery

Wash

Came here to say this

Pitlane Pilot

Ally on D&D Court is my cluckgain bowl

Emma Margaret

Finally! So glad to hear Ally in on Naddpod 💛

Melanie

So happy Ally is finally on the show!

AJ Schlecht

Anyone have a link to Ally’s discord server?

Fia (but not Boginya)

This episode is like an old school Jake and Amir with how Murph is shoving Jake around

the worst cleric ever

justice for geminis we do not deserve to be associated with flaming hot cheeto :(

Fia (but not Boginya)

It's also so funny I literally listened to the original "Clump" episode this afternoon

Jenna

ALLLLLYYY!

Michaela

This is the most short rest energy that has ever entered the main feed. Total chaos.

Ilana Galpert

I think something really important to the Mendick (sp?) case is what the rp/combat balance is. It sounds like the DM is more interested in combat (maybe) and Mendick is more interested in rp (definitely.)

Aidan Boyle

Eachthighern, the literal D&D god of horses, is a fey, that DM is so far out of pocket

Jenna

Dubious at best like Miserable at Best by Mayday Parade

Nicole Jordan

This episode was hilarious! I’m recovering from major surgery and it’s been so nice to have stuff to listen to so thank you for making my unexpectedly hard summer a little better!

Nathann Morais

Oh my god this is too good, I'm crying of laughter Murph is too funny when he's upset about something

Just Me

Ok Ally is right, BeReal is actually lovely

ConceivedEmu

Well now I’m gonna go check out The Quarry

Caleb Cannon

Literally fist pumped when I saw Beardsley was on this episode

Grace

Lol absolutely honored that my case was read :) I am not a Capricorn - I’m an Aquarius but I don’t know astrology so who knows what that means. It was good-natured ribbing, never fear. We’re all good friends (who occasionally argue for months because we’re too stubborn)

sarah may

BABE WAKE UP ALLY'S ON NADDPOD

piecemeal

I feel they're overlooking the fact that Flaming Hot Cheeto's accusations were 100% correct.

Orum Snow

I loved having Ally on there. Especially someone who sounded like they were almost entirely ignorant of the show, so it’s fun to listen to their reaction at the absolute batshit stuff this community enjoys. Welcome to the judicial branch.

Cianistarle

I watched the Odd Couple with my grandma when I was a kid. Your geriatric fans are out here!

Scott Allen

I'm so happy to hear Ally on the podcast. At long last, all of the intrepid heroes are on naddpod

woodsorrel

Is there a link for Ally’s discord server? I tried to look for it and couldn’t find it.

Grace Meers

u can’t imagine how happy this makes me pls more Ally

Devyn N

Love how much justice Ally is calling my 19 year old PLUR life out, I made so much “Kandi” in my day. I even did the hand thing along with them and then remembered the time I did drugs at a festival and ground my teeth to the point chipped a molar

Janaga

I was busting out during the mendik case but i straight up laughed so hard I coughed and cried during the flaming hot cheetoh case. Top tier content

GC

#releasetheshortrest

cx

Just bc I feel like caldwell would enjoy this but meetugly is a thing, and it’s literally like if your meetcute is bad/uncomfortable eg person a is working in a shop and it’s like 5 minutes to closing and then person b walks in and starts browsing slowly, or in this situation, you’re mandated by court to pick cans up at the side of the road together

Michael Singer

can Beardsley announce for the WWE event of the century “The bailiff” vs “The dungeon master” 👀👀👀

Nat Schwarz

The Yugo "collusion" bit is straight from a hypothetical Jake and Amir DND episode

Pitlane Pilot

Does anyone have a valid link for Beardsley’s discord? I can’t find one 😭 🌸

Matty H

Spoiler alert: Gemini slander

Lizzy French

I just about lost it when I heard your voices while playing The Quarry! Supermassive literally makes my favorite games. There is a snip it of your podcast you can find earlier if you're snooping on computers 😉 otherwise the full version is at the end too if you don't find it.

Old Dirty Blastoise

I heard a crazy theory recently where The Jetsons and The Flintstones exist in the same universe/world which explains the crossover…the idea being that there was some kind of apocalypse, where the Jetson’s affluent civilization fled to the sky with their spaceships and robots, leaving the Flintstones’ civilization to rebuild humanity on Earth in a new prehistoric era.

Declan Konesky

Hard to believe that the Patreon only extra cases is supposed to be more wild than this

anniemurphs

Getting major "HER SISTER WAS A WITCH" Vine vibes from Murph in this yabadabadoodle of a time episode

An_Armed_Bear

There is straight up a small disclaimer on the Kenku's player race page in Volo's that basically says not to be like Leto.

boof

Flaming Hot Cheeto is god tier memery

tox

Just joined the Patreon last week, I thought that there was going to be a extra Dnd court because this was on the main feed?

Bonky Fiasco

Jake having to explain who Tucker is to Ally is *chefs kiss*

Emma Horton

I fucking love Ally Beardsley

Noah Jay

I watched a playthrough of The Quarry and FREAKED OUT when I heard your voices!! Sadly gamers don't know who you are and did not like listening to 20 minutes of podcast at the credits, which sucks. I guess it's not really conducive to Let's Play style videos. Still, I really enjoyed it!

Noah Jay

Yep it just dropped. The extra Patreon stuff goes up Fridays

v_squared (Vanessa)

Literally the ONLY part of The Quarry is the end, and I'm pretty sure I was the only one in that stream that knew who the voices...At first I was like "God, that sounds an awful lot like Emily Axford" and had to look it up to confirm. And sure enough there you were, along with Murph!

Julia A.

Bonus cases in the short rest (and all short rests) get posted a little later

Macauly Leiher

The Barney Rubble Height Rumble is my new favorite moment in NADPOD history

Megan

CONGRATS ON THE QUARRY INSERT!! ^_^

Megan

oh! just saying I am happy for them that they got to be in The Quarry! :D super cool!!

Zeon Liberation

Murph is off the rails. Truly out of control. I love it.

Courtney F.

Ally lived that PLUR life 💖 there's nothing I've learned about them that I don't like, I love you Ally, thanks for being on NADDPOD FINALLY 💝

Courtney F.

Also, astrology. Fuck, I'm in love!!! 😍

THEJordonBrown

Wild that nobody picked up that his name is Men Dick Strong Wood of clan Oaken shaft

Richa W

COLLUDE CALLAY!

Grass

Pisces Sun, cancer moon. Lots of feelings.

Jody

I've been trying to figure out what "can klump" means. I couldn't understand Murph and Emily talking over each other in the explanation. Can someone explain??

Alice S

Saying that an actor could play every character in a movie like Eddie Murphy in Nutty Professor 2 The Klumps

Nye-Low

I want a Beardsley Klump of all their TRH podcast and D20 characters.

Mads P

YESS ALLY!! I was just thinking of them + NADDPOD for some reason and opened Patreon to see this AHHHHHHH

Ethan Porter

Mendik is if yugo was a main pc

Ted Orbach

I wish you all replaced the actual supreme court. Thanks for a small break of levity and humor in a dark time.

panpolypuff

Beardsley's voice transformation has been so joyous to hear since they started T. They're such a goddamn treasure, and I'm so happy for their progress through the unending complexity of gender discovery/affirmation. 🏳️‍🌈

Bliss

To say I freaked the fuck out at Emily and Murph at the end of that game is a wild understatement😂

Carly Anne

The Supreme Crit is the only court I respect anymore. Love you guys!

Larileini

Also you get to choose if it is fey fiend or celestial.

Jo

been waiting YEARS for Beardsley to be on:)))) AAAAAA

Olivia Hill

Alright I transposed a ruler over an image of Barney and Fred. If Fred is 5'10" then Barney would be like 4'7" or something. I agree he is a short friend.

Jason Ericson

In the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos case, I just want to point out that it would have been meta gaming to keep him *alive*. It makes perfect in-world sense that the characters would be happy with him gone, the only reason they would keep him alive is because the players are friends in real life. THAT’S metagaming. QED

Charlotte

Shout out from a TV historian for Murph's commitment to old TV.

Taylor Post

I went back to the Amir on NADDPOD episode—forgot how funny that was. “I’m an agent of chaos, and a manager of expectations” lol

LARGELinCHARGEL

Just wanted to say that with the Dice Christ Confession: you can always just set a DC of 25 as a baseline detection of anything that seems off with Trinh (spelling assumed) Often my players try to sus out shady characters, rather than rolling constantly (and tipping my hand early for reveals just like the DM's situation) i just set a DC that's appropriate for the situation

Summer Tribe

wouldn't it be like posthistoric?

Clotilde

ALLY!!!!!!!!!!

Xandria

The insanity of the Barney rubble crosstalk is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

Mammoth

🙏 please please let this mean we are going to get a Beardsley guest arc in the main campaign. Haven’t fully listed to the sode yet 🤞

Liam Harvey

Watched a Quarry video the other day before i had finished this episode of DndCourt, and when it got to the podcast hosts i thought it sounded like Murph and Emily but though maybe i was being weird. (An Imdb searchproved i wasnt crazy though)

Maddie

Mendik’s player is a Sagittarius or Gemini

Lily Everett-Curwick

Where does the name Mendik come from? It sounds like an inside joke but I don’t recognize it. I’ve been listening for 3 years.

Andrey M

I could listen to Murph losing it all day hahahaha