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Hearthside Q&A Part II (Patreon)

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2022-12-13 20:50:06
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2022-12-13 20:50:08
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Heya, Jake again! We're ALSO looking for some holiday themed questions for our Patreon only Short Rest Hearthside. Ask away!

<3

Jake

Comments

Hunter Ives

What is the “best” worst Christmas gift you have ever received? I’m talking a total miss from a loved one like “why did they think I would like this”?

LowlyWorm

If you had a team of animators to make a naddpod holiday special, what would be the plot?

Campbell

How would a secret Santa go in Trinyvale?

Jason S.

What is the signature dish of the Hoglidays

Figgy Blue

What CR 20+ monster would Santa be?

THEJordonBrown

Is Cheer Wine an appropriate holiday beverage?

Dayton Miles

What are must haves to put in stockings during the holidays?

Allen LaFollette

What are your characters bringing to the white elephant/Yankee swap party?

Samuel Dodd

In your opinion, which holiday is worthless and should be eradicated from existen?

Gafyn John

If you could visit another country for the Christmas holidays, anywhere around the world, where would it be and why?

Chris

Holiday themed question.........if you could. Would you hook up with Santa or his wife!???

Nota Fed

Who could eat a classic holiday stuffed goose the fastest?

Luca Golini

Will Yugo Boss Clam make an appearance this holiday season? #HAPPYHEDGEHOGLIDAYZ

Joseph M McDevitt

How does Dice Christ prefer we celebrate Crit-mas?

Grass

What’s your favorite childhood holiday tradition?

Deena Shirkool

Go to hogliday drink? Mulled wine, apple cider, etc?

Mikey

What do Calder, Calliope, and Caldwell want for Christmas?

alli

what’s your favorite holiday food?

Crane

What would the band of boobs, third mates, and blur crew get eachother for secret santa?

Jacob Daigrepont

Whats your favorite holiday tradition? For example my family makes a fire and watches "A Christmas Story" while we open presents 😄

Rue

If you got Paw Paw a gift, what would it be?

Zed

Will we ever see a return from everyones favourite manager/agent/lawyer Yugo?

wick

What gifts would Duck Team buy for each other for the Hoglidays?

SirSmutt

If you could switch two holidays which would it be?

Hyacinth

What are each of the trinyvale triplets Christmas stockings?

Jack Campau

What’s the worst present you’ve ever earnestly and unironically gotten/given and why was it so bad?

Jeffrey Parties

If you could invent a brand new holiday with brand new traditions, who are you inviting?

Tessa

Fuck, marry , kill - Christmas, Easter, and thanksgiving?

Gabe Barney

Who would you most want to spend your holiday break with? The Band of Boobs, Choo Choo Crew, or Duck Team?

Camren Bleiler

Which of y’all would make the best Santa?

Annika

Which one of Santa’s reindeer would each member of Duck Team be?

lawless-crows

What games/books are you reading this holiday?

Dave 3D Art

Howdy Two Crew, I wish you all a happy Hedgehoglidays, and a Merry/Pippin New Year. What is the one holiday present you have always wanted but have never received? Likewise have you ever been disappointed in a gift only to latet truly appreciate it? Thank you very much, I cede my time.

Jessica Yphantides

out of all the D&D characters you play, which ones believe in Santa and which ones don’t?

PuppetAnalingus

Happy Hoglidays! Do any of your DND characters have days where they are celebrated, if so what are they like?

anniemurphs

Were there to be presents exchanged, what would the Duck Team each want for Crickmas? What would they get each other?

Bradley T

What would be the best holiday beverage for a DnD session? Is eggnog too heavy? Has Emily found a hemp milk-nog for the hoglidays???

Ava Taylor

What’s is your Mount Rushmore of holidays? Like of all the American holidays we celebrate, which would you etch in stone?

Jazami

What's your best Christmas themed joke? (for me - why are feet the best present? Because they're great stocking fillers!)

Payt Suro

O warm hearth-siders, what is your preffered method of eating a candy cane, and Murph what stats would you give to one sucked into a fierce spike.

Alec Posta

How would the band of boobs, third mates, and duck team each go about saving Santa, and how would they mess it up

han!!!!

you can each bring one +1 to the hogliday party. who’s your guest and why?

Mariah McGregor

What's the worst gift you've ever given someone? I once got my grandma a bracelet that said "forever in my heart" with space for birth and death years to be filled in. No one had died. I was 12.

Aj

this is only for caldwell. does sol spill drinks?

Blair the bugblair barblairian

What is the worst present you've ever gotten from someone who definitely won't hear this heathside chat?

Xavier

Happy Hoglidays!!… What would each of all of your characters from every campaign give to your other characters from every other campaign. For example what would Hungry Dave gift Beverly?

Ahmad Al-mousawi

Do you have something you always do on Christmas?

Jamilla

What is your favourite holiday tradition that you do? Bonus question of what is the least favourite? Xx

Tara Knoblock

Not really related but I’d love to hear any updates on the various critters at Emily and Murph’s

Payt Suro

follow-up, is there any WRONG way to eat a candy cane that you would not accept

Chloe Louise

For Emily and Murph, what is your holiday game this year?

EatsHisYoung

Who is your 2023 dream guest on the podcast?

Eric Villalpando

Happy Hoglidays! Which Christmas movie would make the best D&D campaign?🎅🏾

Jess A

Do you have a favorite ornament or holiday decoration? If so, what is the story behind it?

Strafe Stopper

What was Hardwons favorite holiday meal in the dwarfanage?

Potato master

What is your best snow based story, such as snowed in or snow fort's ect...

Ol' Splatty Patty

What was the most memorable Crittermas gift you've either given or received? Alternatively, what's a Hogliday memory you wished never happened?

Cyndi VB

What traditions would there be if there was a Bahumia wide holiday in celebration of the Boobs?

KCampbell

What hogliday critter should each of the crew be? Sol may still be a frog.

Elf0004

Since Campaign 3 exists as a continuation of the Campaign 1 world, to what degree were the PCs involved in determining what their characters were up to during the intervening years. Obviously they all discussed their intended paths at the ends of C1, but in 200 years those plans can diverge or change substantially. Also, if we do meet the Band of Boobs in C3, is Murph prepared to replicate their character voices accurately?

Travis

Scenario: its the holiday season and the party is planning a vacation. Your character is left behind, and must defend themselves against bandits A la Home Alone. What kind of traps does your character use to thwart their foes?

benedict.m

What holiday best represents the vibe of each member of Duck Team? p.s. happy fucking hoglidays

Mark Jackson

What Christmas movie world would you like to play a one shot in and what would your character be?

emery board

Favorite holiday food and/or any of your characters' favorite holiday foods?

LowlyWorm

any fun stories from y’all DMing for your curious family members/friends as you travel home for the hoglidays?

Paxton

Should I get drunk this Christmas or just stay boring

Mad Dungeon Mama

Who could eat a whole Christmas goose the fastest? Hardwon, Saul, or Old Cobb?

Kevin

Happy Hoglidays! What is your favourite holiday song and why? AND, what would the Bahumia version of it be? (Loved your show in Toronto, please come back soon).

Oliver

What are your favourite moments of this campaign so far?

Dave Large

At a Holiday party where all the teams are invited, who’s spiking the eggnog and why is it one of the triplets??

Kelsey

What is the best latke topping—applesauce, sour cream, or something less traditional?

CallMeButters

Hello. Long time listener first time caller. My question is do you think that an elf on a shelf is actually demonic or is that something my parents tell me to keep me from putting them elves on them shelves?

roolt

Do you or any of your families have any wacky holiday traditions? What do you think would be the weird traditions established by your characters for whatever holidays they celebrate?

Jacob B.

Since jesus christ canonically exists in Behumia now, is christmas an offical holiday of Behumia?

Brendan Hooker

It's fine for a Hogliday Extravaganza. Which of your characters is most likely to enjoy a Hot Chocolate Brisket Hot Tub? Which could brave the Peppermint Hailstorm? And finally, which of you (the people) feel strongest about Christmas stuff hitting the shelves too soon?

James Ekstrom

If you were forced at gunpoint to give up a "normal" holiday in place of Naddpo-liday, would you trade Thanksgiving For Banananksgiving, your winter-holiday-of-choice for the Hedgehoglidays, or take the bullet?

Dan Healey

What would the band of boobs, or any of the teams , get each other for secret santa?

Tenaya F

What’s the strangest holiday tradition that you/someone you know has? My family likes to sing carols incorrectly (partridge in a pear tree becomes pear-tridge in a par-tree, etc)

ThatManGareth

To all, what are your Hogliday hot takes?

Av

What’s you’re favorite Christmas memory? Or favorite gift you got as a child?

Niko R.

The Band of Boobs spent the holidays with Donkey Kong and The Trinyvale Triplets spent it with Sonic. Who would The Third Mates and The Bon Freres non-canonically spend their holidays with?

Claire M

What are you asking Santa to bring you this year for Critsmas?

bj cox

Hi dudes and dudettes, I run a hour long weekly campaign at a major vfx house we work between 50-80 hrs in a week and i do supplemental stuff on our chat like minor pc interactions etc. my question is as the dm I’m really struggling to to get the pcs to play ball with each other they steal and lie to each other to almost a pvp situation. When I ask why they don’t work together they say why should I? It’s been a year can I get a psycho check

Jacob B.

Yes but Keychain would spike it for the 💫drama💫

Axle

How would the Trinivale Triplets each react to being Santa Claused? It’s pretty clear that if they ever met Santa they’d end up killing him somehow, so what would each one do in response to being transformed into the next Santa?

Stick Haul

what class & subclass is santa claus?

Billie Ash

What position do you consider yourself in on the war on Christmas?

Lane H.

Do any of you host family holiday one shots or any type of DnD with family?

Axel Andrade

What last-minute presents would your characters give to each other? Or what is their favorite Christmas movie?

Pendergreen's Bowflex

fuck marry kill: Princess Shiverblight, Glen or Bumpy in a santa hat

Taylor

Maybe not so holiday themed but I have been listening to 8 bit book club for the first time and I have to ask. Emily, how are your teeth?

Ben Gaffigan

What each of the players get for each of your characters for Christmas? Anachronisms welcome

Mrwright95

Which of your characters would be the hardest to buy presents for?

Shane C

Which characters do you think believe in Santa as an adult?

Daniel Ramos

Non canonical: What gift did Glen ask Santa for, but never receive, causing his evil arc?

Polly P

If you could spend the hoglidays with any fictional character who would it be and why? (Chaotic choices are appreciated)

Shane C

How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

Daniel Ramos

What would a Winter Holiday hero team look like? (Mini campaign pls)

ananarama

What famous holiday character would you play in a Christmas themed one shot? (The Grinch, Santa, Krampus, etc.)

Crow

What’s the Bahumia version of elf on a shelf?

Crow

What’re your favourite holiday treats?

Eddie Stage

Happy Hogliday’s to all! This question is for Jake because he has a unique insight being a newer D&D player: What are Jill and Tucker’s hogliday plans, will you be participating at all, and do you guys exchange gifts???

Lauren Seals

What does Crickmas entail? Are there other midwinter festivals that other populations celebrate?

Crow

Do you watch the sonic holiday special every year?

Sanna Salomaa

Happy Hoglidays to you all from Finland! Which of the campaign crews would throw the wildest holiday bash?

Jordan Squires

What are your guy's favorite holiday traditions that other countries do?

Spencer W

How does Duck Team react if they go to a holiday party and someone has hung some mistletoe?

Cass DeMarco

What are each of the duck teams favorite Christmas movies?

Jack Synoski

How did you build your gameplay skills (in terms of making compelling character choices, responding to other players' choices, and also being entertaining while making these choices)? Do you feel like your improv experience helped develop these skills?

nollie pollie ollie

Who would win in a fight? The embodiment of the holiday spirit or the hot boys after downing a refreshing thick holiday peanut butter stout?

Brie R.

When is the correct time to start decorating for the winter holiday season: after Halloween or after Thanksgiving?

Sigmund G

What gifts would each member of duck team like to receive?

Dylan MacKinnon

Happy Hoglidays! What mini that you have/had/want would you hang on the Crickmas tree?

Tyler Nedzi

If you were a holiday which one would you be?

james_in_space

Hey Duck Team! What would all the PCs eat or make as their special meal if they celebrated Crickmas/the Hoglidays?

Martian

White Christmas or nah? Happy Hoglidays, from my snout to yours

Alana Ochoa

Happy hoglidays! are there any holiday traditions that y’all have that may be a little weird? if not, what traditions do you have?

Kevin Smith

What practical real life thing would you (the player) get for your character for Christmas?

NormalRealHuman

How many people irl do you say happy hoglidays to?

thedragonllama

If you played a Xmas One Shot, what holiday characters would you play and what build would they have? For example: Grinch Bugbear Rogue, Dwarf Barbarian Santa, The Winter Warlock, The Heatmiser, etc.

Fandom Encounters

If you had to choose between Santa Claus, Easter Rabbit, Tooth Fairy, Father Time, and Krampus as a warlock patron, which would you choose

David Benson

What type of hoglidays traditions do you think the trinyvale triplets have?

Where Bear

Happy Hoglidays! Or maybe Bullywoglidays? Would Sol knit Duck Team holiday sweaters/accessories and if so what would they look like?

Lauren Schwarz

If every PC and NPC from every NADDPOD Campaign so far had an inter dimensional Hogliday celebration for the gods, who would win the office hogliday party superlatives? Like… Who gets drunk too fast and passes out? Who is the office perv? Who does karaoke until dawn? Who pins the tail on the Moonicorn? Who gives the most thoughtful gifts? Who slips in holiday jam? Who wins the rotisserie chicken eat off? I’m dying for an inter dimensional hogliday party now.

Emily M

Between awkward family gatherings and white elephant gift exchanges, what's the strangest gift you've ever received?

Kelley

If your campaign 3 characters were Crickmas elves, what would their jobs be (at the Crick equivalent of the North Pole)?

AJ

if duck team had to exchange gifts what would they get for each other?

Anonymous Owlbear

What holiday-related story is the most like a DnD campaign? (For example, Rudolph was the new player who joined a campaign and took what the other players thought was a silly feat/item, but it turned out to be clutch)

teenybatty tarot

What would each of the Duck Team give each other as holiday gifts?

Matthew Holland

What would be the npc or npcs that you would want to kiss under the mistletoe?

Lauren Schwarz

Fuck, Marry Kill Swag Daniels, Dag Swaniels, Potato Skinderson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aidan Klajnscek

Happy hoglidays!! What's the most awkward holiday gift you've received or given?

Samuel Popovich

What’s your opinion on “The Muppet Christmas Carol?” I personally believe that it’s one of the most important pieces of Christmas media ever created.

Bebs

What's the funniest/best white elephant gift you have seen or gotten? A couple years ago for work, one of my coworkers stole family photos and trinkets from another coworker's house and put that into the exchange. Then the guy who had his stuff stolen had to keep trading to get his stuff back.

Jacob Edenfield

Excepting crick water, which is the perfect huff for any occasion, what beverage makes each of you feel like you're home for the Hoglidays?

Bukvar's Assistant Isy F

What christmas role would you each take on? Santa? Head elf? Krampus? Happy Hoglidays everyone! 🎄🌲🎁

Aspen

what do you think is the best, and what do you think is the worst holiday to share a birthday with?

Haybale

What toy did you want the most as a kid but never got for the holidays?

The Wizard Smith

Has Sol finished knitting everyone's Christmas gifts or will someone be receiving a sweater with the needles still attached.

Kris Warrington

What's the worst holiday and why is it St. Patrick's Day?

Ol' Splatty Patty

How have you kept Crit in Crittermas this Hogliday season?

Meredith Froehlich

Which of Santa’s reindeer are each of you? Do any of you dare claim to be Rudolph?

Thomas Persinger

For Everyone - You are stuck at a Christmas party and the only person you know there is one of the characters you have played. Who would you pick as your rid-or-die at the party?

Kevin Nicolellis

What is your favorite childhood holiday snack/food/dessert

Neji

If we were to replace the Wet Bandits from Home Alone with The Band of Boobs, The Triplets, The Choo Choo Crew, The Bon Frères, or Team Duck, which party would be the LEAST likely to survive a lair encounter with Kevin MCcallister.

David Pōkiha

If the Duck Team starred in a holiday movie, which would it be and why (excluding Deck the Halls cos we know the Trinyvale Triplets would be all over that)?

Cats

Dear Hogli Claus', If each of your characters from the different campaigns had to contribute to a collective White Elephant, what would they put in and what would they try to steal? Merry Hoglidays to you all! Sincerely, Multiple cats in a Sonic costume stained with egg nog

Joseph Collison

Hey everyone, a question for the whole table. What would be your PCs white elephant gift for the office holiday party? Happy hoglidays!

Stephen C, shortest beard in Bahumia

What do you consider the best part of these year end holidays, IRL? What holiday themed/inspired thing would you love to see in a game? eg. Krampus boss monster, santa's hat magic helm, Yule Lad npcs, Leomund's gingerbread house

Ol' Splatty Patty

If you could swap one tradition from another holiday into the Hogliday season, what would it be, and why? This is a one-to-one swap, so you have to give up one Crittermas tradition in exchange. For example, you can swap dio de los muertos skull decorations in exchange for the Crittermas wreathes and tinsel.

Mae B

What is the more fuckable holiday associated creature?

Mae B

What is your weirdest holiday tradition?

Maya B

Jake, what are you getting Tucker for Christmas?

Robert Z.

Happy Bananksgiving, and Merry Crickmas: My question is about Eldermourne: It seems like the kind of world that would have intriguing made-up gothic festivals like the Reaper’s Feast of the Martyr Crispin or w/e. Murph, did you come up with anything like that during prep, or if not, can you come up with something on the spot while everybody else heckles you?

LaserOstriches

Dear Duncle Caldwell & DM Murph Will the Trinyvale Triplets ever make an appearance in a campaign as the menace to the planes that they are? This is a showdown begging to happen. May the best jammers win.

Aspen

Question for all! do you like to include your pets in your holiday traditions? how do they usually react to the festivities? (my dog Peanut loved the crowds, and would absolutely try to eat the tissue paper on the ground if we left it too long)

Jess

Do you guys do anything special for the hedgehoglidays? Like munching on veggies or running super fast?

Rhiannon Lang

Question for everyone: What are y'all's least favorite and favorite holiday traditions? Also what would your characters like to do for the holidays?

Jen Tolhurst

Which super Mario character do you hope to see under the mistletoe this year?

Weebologist Rick

What is the worst gift each of you have ever seen given, either to you or someone else?

William Lambertz

To the beloved crits, cricks and wonderful misfits; What’s your favorite “bad” gift from childhood that you would love to receive now? Example: I hated socks as a kid, love them as an adult as a present. Bonus question, what would Duck Team gift each other for Crickmas?

Ryley D

Happy Hoglidays Everyone! What is each of your Favorite family traditions for the Holidays?

Alex

What is the favorite holiday tradition for each of your characters (any campaign)?

Twisting Deceit

If your characters had to form a group to help Santa deliver presents, which of your characters (or NPCs) would you choose and why? You can either pick a crew from a campaign or mix and match.

Snugglegurts

To the honorable and hedgehoggy justices. And the not buff tails Jake. Are gift cards ok to give as gifts? I would say yes, but have had pushback from family who claim it's not personal. I await your judgement.

LeCurve52

Which party of PCs from your campaigns and side campaigns would make the naughty list the fastest (besides the Triplets because they’re too obvious)?

3 Minions in a trench coat

Emily - can you rank the cats from least to most likely to destroy a Christmas tree/ornaments?

Carly Anne

Happy Hoglidays and Merry Crittermas to all! What's a new holiday tradition that everyone should start? Here's hoping you all find loved ones in your life who will gift you a papasan chair for every special occasion and may we all find comfortable ways to lounge in them. <3

VahnHouston

Happy Hoglidays! For the group, which of your characters would give the best (or worst) Christmas gift, and what would it be?

The Narcoleptic Penguin

What is duck team getting for Foster for the Hoglidays on Crickmas this year? (My phone keeps trying to autocorrect this one sentence because of all the crazy words I just typed)

Ted Orbach

Happy Hoglidays and a Good Gru Year to the crew. Jake, do you have any fun Hanukkah traditions with your family? Also do you eat your latkes with apple sauce or sour cream?

Alice W

Can chocolate chip cookies count as Christmas cookies? Last year, my childhood best friend tried to introduce them into the mix (which usually consists of peanut butter blossoms, lemon bars, swedish butter cookies, and a couple of wild cards) during our families’ annual joint cookie baking day and was strongly rebuffed by her mom and mine. I sided with my friend in the moment, but I’m not sure where I stand in principle.

Jack

While some holidays have been established in campaign settings, Caldwell: what fantasy holiday do you think would be celebrated in Trinyvale?

Mark Johnson

Happy Hoglidays! What is a holiday tradition from your childhoods that you've shared with your partners and for Caldwell his daughter?

Kyle David Perry

What class would you assign classic holiday characters like Kevin McCallister, John Mclane, The Grinch, and Adam Sandler from 8 Crazy Nights?

Dippity_Dip

If the reindeers were a dnd party and came to you on a Dungeon Court about their player (Rudolph) who seemed to get favor from Santa (the DM), do you think you’d rule in favor of Rudolph or the reindeers?

Declane Gilhooley

Happy Crickmas Since Emily and Murph have used Talespire, would you ever consider doing another live stream using Talespire? Saw the live show in Toronto, took my best friend, who has never listened to an episode and loved it.

John H.

Can we bring back the Callie Finalé!?!? Please, I beg of you.

copperdragon

Ginger people, ginger houses, or ginger others??

Cicely Hodges

Which would you lament most?: (1) Family couldn't arrive to the holiday party; (2) Food couldn't arrive to the holiday party; or (3) Alcohol couldn't arrive to the holiday party?

CatTorpedo

Merry crickmas everybody! Just wanted to ask what are your unusual holiday traditions?

Declane Gilhooley

Hey, sweeties and Hello Jake, As a new DM, how can I make combat more interesting/fun. I am preparing for my 3rd session in a few weeks for Rime of the Frostmaiden. Any advice from you guys would be awesome. PS, Jake, good job defending the 2DO name from Amir a few episodes ago on If I Were You.

Toe

Jake, what Jewish holiday has your favourite seasonal treat?

Otherborn

Happy Holidays, gang, I feel revolting saying that...what games are you going to play over the holiday break? Murph, are you going to play the Witcher 3 next gen console remaster? Was great seeing y'all in Toronto!

Lou

Jake, what will you get Tucker for Christmas?

Josh Meier

Who of the biggest grinch out all of you. Which of your PCs is the biggest grinch?

Caitlin Knoedler

Which of Santa's reindeer would each of you be, and why would Caldwell be Rudolph?

Patrick Schiller

What are the odds the blue crew will put on a crickmas pageant like the theater kids they are?

Annabella P.

Please share your recipes for DND eggnog. Most importantly: which fantasy creature would you source milk from? Whose eggs would you nog? Wishing you all a Merry Crickmas and a Happy Hoglidays.

Kenna L

What were the hoglidays like for the blue crew growing up. how did they celebrate and who did they celebrate with?

Riley Counts

If you had one Christmas movie, where all the characters would join you in life, which movie would it be?

Evan Cordero

What gifts are Duck Team getting each other for the Hoglidays?

Jesse Threatt

If the three main campaign squads, Trinyvale and Hot Boy Summer crews ran into each other during a Hogliday festival, who would get along and who would instigate the very confusing combat scenario that would inevitably take place?

CARROT SNATCH

what's your favorite holiday food/drink? also did you know Vigo Mortenson broke his toe in the Lord of the Rings

Erotic Adventures & Fables

I turn 40 years old in February, so this is feeling like I should be old enough to deal but . . . How do I get through Christmas with the my parents when they are pretending everything is alright, but they are fighting through the beginning stages of a divorce? Are there any hogliday shenanigans that can help?

Suzanna DePeri

Not a question, more of an assertion that I’d like input on — I feel like the trinyvale triplets would get REALLY into that website Elf Yourself

Kelsey K

What Crickmas festivities are going on at the new crick this year? Are the youngins still doing their annual mock trial?

Austyn Donoho

What scent, sight, or activity (sensory input) gets you in the “holiday spirit” each year?

jacket22

In a Naddpod themed Christmas Carol, which characters are being cast as who? I feel like Jens would be a great Scrooge, with Nyack as Jacob Marley.

Dicky Special

Any advice on cooking the perfect Christmas roast potatoes from Tater?

foster the boneless duck

happy hoglidays friends! what thing, big or small, let's you know those hoglidays are really upon us? i live in australia and for me it's when i start seeing christmas beetles round and about - they are an absolute gorgeous colour and so shiny! (i think murph would be a fan!)

Jack M

Who would win in an eggnog drinking contest?

Jack M

Worst holiday treat?

regretful midnight milk chug

Hello peppermint piglets! I have a Hoglidays one-shot pitch for you: The Hogligays! A hogliday party in a winter mansion hosted by a javelina polycule. They live where the far shores of the crick meet the cacti-peppered hills of a needled, winter-blooming desert. The episode is filled with wild bi and wild boar energy and maybe some cursed mistletoe.

Yuncle Ben

Greetings Adventurers and Murph, I have a question for for everyone. Who’s been your favorite NPC in season 3? (Murph, who’s been your favorite NPC to play in season 3?)

Witch of the Wandering Thought

As holiday theme goes, it’s more about togetherness…I’d love to hear about Emily and Murphs story together. If they feel comfortable sharing it. I know you all worked at college humor, but I’d love the origin story.

Leila Elliott

Happy Hoglidays NADDPod family! What are all of your favorite holiday traditions for this time of year, and, follow up question more specifically for Caldwell, how have your holiday traditions changed and/or grown since becoming a parent? ❤️ Hugs!

Benjamin Ling

Jake, do you eat your latkes with apple sauce, sour cream or both?

Leftovers do no wrong

Dear Santas, Out of the four of you who gets others the best gifts, and what are some of your favorite you've gotten?

Zoey Johnson

I'd love to hear the crew's choices for most overrated and underrated holiday foods, controversial takes only!

Timothy Swaim

What are your favorite episodes of Hardly Working?

Nick Liguori-Reid

What holiday traditions do you any of you have? Specifically ones that other people might find weird or funny

Jamie Matthews

To Emily, Jake, and Caldwell-- of all your PCs who would you personally most like to receive a gift from? What do you think they'd get you? P.S. Happy Hoglidays ❤️

Orangeleader398

If Brennan L. Mulligan were to host a multiverse one shot and asked you four to choose a character from any NADDPOD universe, who would you all choose?

Aaron Wisener

Hello everyone! Hope all is well. This is for everyone. If there were a multiverse collision (the boobs, triplets, and the third mates) which group would throw the best holiday party?

Jess A

Question for Emily: I love books, but, as an educator, I only have time to read books during the breaks. I absolutely loved The Priory of the Orange Tree! Any book recommendations to read over Winter Break?

Gustavius

Not a question, but a request for some rampaging gaslit Murph. Whatever it takes. That shit is the best.

Harry Kearns

To everyone! Tell us about your first holiday/most memorable holiday with your spouse!

Harry Kearns

I found cheerwine in my local Kroger yesterday. I am in Ohio and it made me laugh

Brolson

Which sweater and character combo (any of your campaigns)would be the ugliest/most festive?

tony boccia

Happy Hoglidays everybody! My question is for The Sultan of Spills himself(and for anyone else I guess). What is your Favourite Holiday Beverage?

Charles

Happiest of Hoglidays! Simple question for all: is Die Hard a Crickmas movie or not? And why?

Eric Udy

Hoglidays!! For anyone or everyone, what's an overrated holiday tradition?

FlapJackAce

What's the oddest holiday tradition you've heard of or had?

ummpotassium

fmk: santa, rudolph the red nose reindeer, frosty the snowman

Rachael

What is your favorite nostalgia movie for holiday vibes? Mine is the Jim Carrey version of The Grinch!

VeggieBeef

Can you please role play a secret Santa gift exchange between any group of characters? Who would get who what?

Elizabeth Mahoney

Do the trinyvale triplets exchange Christmas gifts?

CB Hammond

What are the funniest holiday traditions y’all have been a part of?

Adam McBroom

How did you learn that Santa wasn't real?

Sam Ninegar

Regarding Arbor Day- what kind of tree do you think each of you are?

Gavin French

What would the Trinnyvale Triplets request for their Christmas gifts?

Kalob abramson

Do Emily and Murph make little stockings for their animals on Christmas?

Kalob abramson

What’s different about Christmas as a father Caldwell?

Kalob abramson

Does Emily have any outlandish childhood memories of holidays that she didn’t consider crazy until she told Murph?

Kalob abramson

Do you guys have any holiday traditions?

Brianne Whitecross

Is Murph ever going to be brave enough to DM for Ally and Emily?

Billy M.

If you could have any fictional holiday exist in our world, which would you choose. Happy Hoglidays!

moondanse

Hi gang! What's your favorite type of pie? Or, if you aren't a pie person, what's your favorite holiday dessert?

Bashirr G

To Murph, Emily, Caldwell and Jake (whom we love and cherish in the Hearthside setting): If you had to build Santa Clause as a level 20 playable character which class and subclasses would you choose? Are there any magical items that he would need to do his job? I would love to see a one shot with Santa, the Easter bunny, tooth fairy and of course Pendergreens.

Raechel Crosby

Hi friends! What do you think each of your characters most wished-for crittermas or hogliday gifts would be?Campaign 1 through three pleaaaase! I want to know moonshine and zirk’s picks for some reason so bad!

Jesse

Currently watching Unsleeping City which is certainly influencing this question- but is there a Santa Claus in Bahumia and if so, how gnarly are his reject clones?

OceanTorrent

If you put all your NADPOD PCs in a room, who gets to put the tree topper on the tree?

Caitrin

Hey gang, how many Elf on the Shelfs do you think you could kill before getting completely overrun?

Matt

Hey 2 Crew! What would be the perfect Christmas gift for each of your PCs?

Laurawr

What type of "nog" would each of you be? IE eggnog, hempnog, rotisserie chickenog

Ashley Blake

So, do the four of you do a secret Santa type gift exchange, or all do all get each separate holiday gifts? Who got what for who?

Jessica

What do you think your first characters would say to their counterparts in the current campaign? Do you think they would get along? Also, if you could create a magical item to gift to one of the other players what would it be, and what would it do?

Jefferson Smyth

Do any of you ever have difficulty with not bringing in characters or themes from other work you are doing into NADDPod or vice versa?

Hakari

For all: If you woke up to discover that your partner had turned into a snowman/snowwoman like Frosty the Snowman, and you 100% knew it was them, what would you do? Would it be a deal breaker for you?

Brittney Bee

For all: if your characters, from any campaign, were to be a winter Olympian what sport would they compete in?

Ash James

What would your perfect Christmas one shot game be?

Pat N.

My tight knit group of mostly ~30 y/o friends agreed to skip doing a Secret Santa or any gift giving this year. However, our lone mid-50s friend insists he’s going to get us each a gift anyway. We’ve repeatedly told him no, but he keeps asking/brainstorming what to get each of us. How can we break his Santa Daddy delusion and still satiate his hunger to flex his holiday cheer and Elder Friend budget?

Holly Brewer

If your characters had to gift you (the players) something for the holidays, what would it be?

mel

among the adventuring party (any season) who gets what role in the Christmas pageant?

Larissa Thiel

Hey, im just about to finish listening to the first campaign, so I don’t know if this gets answered at some later point, but Emily once mentioned that Moonshine has a bit of a secret crush on someone. I was wondering if she is happy to talk about that? Maybe even say who it is?

Saru

Happy Hogglidays! How are the Trinyvale Triplets planning to celebrate the new year?

Caitlin Truesdale

Bone Marry Kill: Eggnog, Candy Canes, Fruit Cake? ?

Evan Cordero

What is the best DnD snack? What are the best holiday cookies?

Frank Mastromatteo IV

What was the worst present you ever received? The present doesn’t necessarily have to be terrible—it could simply just not have been the right fit for you, or perhaps it was super mundane. Nevertheless, I’m curious to hear what crazy things you all can recount.

SneakyTweaky

What gifts do you think your characters would give each other during the holidays? Prank or genuine!

SoupLightning

Emily what is your positive new years resolution this year? What about Duncle, Jack, and Pebblepot Marty?

Marge and in charge

(I’m gonna shoehorn this to fit the holiday theme I promise) Have you seen/what do you think of friend of show Lou Wilson’s hot take on how you only need one set of dice? (here comes the shoe horn) What is your favorite or best set of dice that you have been given? Happy Holidays!

Andrew Yeager

Generally how many people do you have Christmas dinner with? For my family there are usually 15 people around the table.

Champ wild

Did murph play a frogman in D20’s latest season because he was inspired by Sol buffo??

Ben Delahay

Howdy, Caldwell! What manga should I get for the holidays?

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

Hey murph would you ever do a short one shot that's a wrestling match between all the Beefcakes that Naddpod has had so far, from people who think they are tough like Mavrus, to People who are like moonshine and maybe even some people who got in the wrong line like Blavin for just a fun little match for the belt. You could even add Ryan Durphy if you wanted to really lay the smack down

Alexander McArthur

Merry Crickmas Two Crew, hope you are enjoying the spiced crock water and holiday decorated stumps! What gifts do you think Duck Team would give eachother, and what gifts would you give them if you could meet them in person?

Eric G

You guys have said in the past that not only is Christmas the time for hogliday cheer, but also video games! What games are you guys playing or planning to play? Also a question for the triplets. What gifts do they want to get for the hoglidays, and what did they actually end up getting? PS please come back to Chicago we're begging 🙏

Queso

Felíz Navidad 2 crew, how do y'all think fuck team about Christmas music? Would Saul still believe in Santa?

Del

Hello 2 crew! Do any of you have any interesting holiday traditions in your family? Do Murph and Emily give their cats gifts?

Swordmaster of Ginaz

Hey 2 Krew, what is the most sexually charged food item in a traditional Christmas feast?

Alexie Smith

Jake, what gift are you getting Tucker for Christmas?

Harley Hazeltine

Completely off topic but listen to lacquer head by primus

Mary Lucas

Favorite holiday foods and drinks!

Mary Lucas

What is the best holiday meal at mangias?

Bebs

What are some of Calder’s ice giant holiday traditions?

Bebs

What’s the most awkward/embarrassing thing to happen to you at a holiday party/family get together?

MeekoCHAOS The Raccoon Boi

favorite way to decorate a Christmas tree? did your families ever try to make it look fancy and go with that boring simplistic only white lights and ornaments on the tree or all colorful lights and every homemade ornaments on it looking like a festive mess? y'all putting a star or something else on top of the tree?

Dippity_Dip

Benevolent players, what’s each person’s stance on candy corn? (You never specified which holiday)

Eliska G

question for everyone, do y'all look often at NADDPOD fanfics and fanart?

Hal Martenson

If you could choose 5 NPCs from ANY Naddpod campaign (I’m talkin eldermourne, I’m talking bahumia, I’m talking party plane, I’m talking trinyvale) to share a cozy holiday meal with, who would they be and why?

Graham De Groft

Favorite Christmas memories and/or how each of your characters would celebrate Crickmas?

Graham De Groft

Hardwon would fight off legions, they’re just similar enough to gnomes to get the blood flowing

Mattie Kenny

I wish the holiday questions had stayed on the short rest episode. I feel like any excitement or discussion of the campaign doesn’t happen. It’s a bummer. I love knowing y’all are friends and enjoy each other but I wish the bonus content had more to do with the actual campaign. There used to be a better balance.