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Speedy Greetings, everyone! To celebrate the Hoglidays, the 2 Crew gathers by the fire to answer your burning questions about Campaign 3 AS WELL AS a bunch of vaguely seasonal questions about winter traditions, the Holidays and more. We also (predictably) get way too deep into Reindeer Lore. Merry Hogsmas and a Happy Sonikkah to all!

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Hipster

“Is Rudolph fanfiction!?” -Murph

Benjamin Korynta

Right i feel like they pretty much make that jone till the end of the campaign

LowlyWorm

happy hoglidays y’all!

Kate Oldham

Sonikkah yall are KILLIN me 😭

Driftwood747

breaking out the egghog and rum for this one, happy hoglidays! Edit: gave a standing ovation

kimbo ★彡

happiest hoglidays y'all!! hope they king k-rool 💕

Leila Elliott

Oh no, I'm not all caught up on C3 so I can't listen. 😭 I need to get on it. Happy Hoglidays, everyone!

austinoxner

Happy Hoglidays Everyone

Evan Kreutzweiser

Murph, Emily, Jack, and Cadwell: complains about Thanksgiving being to close to Christmas Me: *laughs in Canadian

華偉 曾

I personally thought runecrafter wizard(UA) could be a great combination with Calder

marjuice

in case anyone cares the Hard Rock Cafe actually started in London (arguably the Nashville of Europe) 🇬🇧🎸

Peter

Barbarian with a candy cane? someone hasn't watched this seasons 'Violent night" holiday block buster.

Irvin de la Rosa

Truly shocked that Tennessee Tanner didn't know Chet Atkins.

Sunshine

Emily: I’ve moved to a (rather Catholic part of Germany) and while they don’t do much for Halloween, they have Fasching in late February and kids dress up sometimes for the full week. It’s the German version of Carnevale, but it’s kind of like a Halloween sans Spooky sponsored by the church

Justin Mitchell

Late spring 2nd Halloween: 1st Friday of June. It's nice out and it's ALWAYS a Friday night. Since it's not Autumn, the theme isn't spooky/death, but fae/tricksy & growth.

Pacing and Muttering

That is a... distressing name for a celebration in that particular country.

Ayn Like Ryan

On the topic of Emily's Serpentine Smites; every time I hear that phrase I think of the earth, wind, and fire song "serpentine fire"

Nathaniel Bowe

Per usual Caldwell is wrong with is wordplay. It is Donder

Cass DeMarco

Does my name show up as Cassa? Lol I gotta fix that I was happy to hear my question read!

Julie V Eckert

I propose the summer hotdog holiday be called the hotdoglidays

Anthony Abreu

I truly let out such a huge laugh of relief when Emily finally called out they were describing fourth of July

Professor Pratt

Not for nothing, but if you’re listening with your dmg and praying for a question about playing the game you need to listen to ep 1 campaign 1. Two words: dragon penis. It was at that moment that I truly learned how to play DND.

Professor Pratt

If you listened, you’re fine. Spoiler alert: Calliope and Glen hookup. Just kidding. Happy Hoglidays!!

Professor Pratt

I need to know what that sounds like. I imagine it’s a combination of soory and eh. Huge fan of Canada! Rush is my favorite band of all time and Ive even been to Ottawa!!

Professor Pratt

In 1989, I thought I was all cool because I had a Hard Rock Cafe shirt from San Francisco. Then they opened one in my hometown of Boston and I was like, “well that’s no longer cool.”

Professor Pratt

Right?! It’s almost like, “did you know there were two singers named Elvis?”

Alex Widdison

If you're looking for a good Hogliday movie check out Klaus on Netflix. Great animation and an instant classic!

Justin Medrano

It is supposed to be Donder but everyone says Donner. It’s Donder and Blitzen, Thunder and Lightning

Emmie

With the theatre kid hand squeezes and the alter egoes and the deceptions I always thought of Callie as being like an improv drama kid actor bard

Bransy330

Ran to the comments to write this but you beat me to it. Justice for Emily!

Noah Jay

YouTube the video of eating at every rainforest cafe...I can't recall the guys who did it but they ate at every single one left. And the worst gift I ever got, hands down, was a "secret Santa" type exchange we did in Hebrew school at age 12. Kid got my name and he got me a dollar store yo-yo "wrapped" by putting it into a plastic produce bag. I was so devastated after buying a really cute gift set for another classmate...I expected others to care about it too.

JME

I'm so excited to see Jake play a Battle Master. Every DnD player has to play one at least once.

Guilherme Farias

His name is Eddy Burback. great video lol 10/10

Xander M

I always love muppet talk, a whole muppet mixed bag episode would be awesome

Paul Kim

The hot dog week could be called GlizzMas

Dan

There are thousands, if not MILLIONS of real humans in the muppet Christmas carol. How DARE you! They get paid in muppet money! HOW DARE YOU!

Dan

Also how did no one say hotdoglidays!?!?

Ted Orbach

Halloween in spring is basically the Jewish holiday Purim

zak

I know right, clearly that holiday should be called the Hedgehotdoglidays!

Miko

Love how Caldwell made Porfmas (feastmas) canon

Reina Kim

Merry Christmas and Happiest Hoglidays all ye Naddpoles 🎄🌠💙

Britt Hobson

I don’t agree with the barbarian/ eldritch knight multi class. The fun of eldritch knight is having access to spells like shield and absorb elements to enhance your defenses. You can’t cast spells and rage.

Holly Lagasse

When he was 13 and our first Thanksgiving without the ex, my son said to me, "if we're supposed to be thankful for our meal, it needs to be pizza". So our now 10 year old family tradition is pizza for Thanksgiving. Not surprisingly, we have a lot of friends who want to come spend the day with us.

John The Third

Came here just to ask this same question. Happy Hotdoglidays to all!

Smiththebat

The Donder Redemption made me so happy for Emily. The thought that they wouldn’t google it made me sad…

CW

It is absolutely donder. Donder - thunder, blizten - lightning.

1Lonelybaguette

For casters that prepare spells daily, I like to prep a couple of lists. Currently playing an artificer, and I've got a battle list and a support list, depending on the day I think we're heading to. I'll take a quick skim through the rest of my options after a long rest too, just in case

Bat-Fran

Soooo..... It's not widely celebrated, but there is a holiday/festival in spring that involves costumes! In my village it was the goose fair but it's essential the maypole festival and all the children dress up, and Morris dances are their... It's a fertility festival that got stomped on by the church. Areas with Celtic roots still usually have something like it though!

Henry Beissel

All the switched season holidays are literally just what they are like in Australia

Erik

This is so smart!! How’d I never think of this, totally stealing for my PC 😌

Yusuf Qureshi

Sometimes just having that resistance to damage is a life saver! Especially if you're the tank of the party

Yusuf Qureshi

Appreciate you picking my question Jake!!! Also noticed that you learned from last and didn't try and say my surname 😂😂 I can send you a voice mail on how to pronounce it 😂❤️

Mae B

Caldwell I understand you. There's a video of a 6 year old me going insane over getting a math book for Christmas and immediately ignoring all of my toys I had gotten to do math and my family never let me live it down.

Tim

I co-sponsor a club at the high school I work at called the Unity Club, which is basically a club for our LGBTQ+ folk, and we had a holiday movie night during break and the kids voted to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas, which I hadn’t seen for like 15 years. Despite having some questions about the government of Halloween Town, it was a great re-watch.

Whitney Weltz

Wait, why is the hot frog joke dropped???

vamanda

hallowmayne but make it naddpod