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Mixed Bag of Holding: M&M Taste Test (Patreon)

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2023-02-26 04:14:01
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Join your Som&meliers as we rank just about every M&M flavor.* A winner will be crowned, and a secret talent/magical ability will be revealed!

*Jake forgot to get Peanut M&M's somehow.

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Veronica

Perfect thing to listen to on the way to the Sydney show!

Dani D

Dice Christ forgive me, but I would have at most done a piss poor job at pretending to taste the peanut m&m.

Lux Ultor

Hello naddpod i am at my senior prom and I am so drunk and I am leaving prom to listen to this episode. If you rank caramel m&ms at anything less than an A tier I am dropping out of college

Connor Dub

How do you "not find" the yellow bag jake?

Mrwright95

This is the only podcast that can ever get me excited about m&M's

tony boccia

When I read this I thought they were just going to be ranking the different color M&Ms in the basic bag

Smiththebat

Upon hearing the selection (and not listening to the whole episode) I can’t believe you don’t have the insanely underrated Crispy M&Ms.

Declane Gilhooley

Hey Jake I was as the dollar store, want me to get you some peanut M&MS?

EggBilly

Buying M&Ms on Jake time.

Adam Gomez

All the peanut m&m were taken by Lou Wilson you know he’s gotta have that funny little guy

jsteeze

Thank you for this 💯

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Wow. Disappointed in everyone except Em&Em! As a pretzel purist, this is heresy! And isn’t there a freakin caramel M&M? Hurwitz?

Driftwood747

I still would have listened, and Murph would have still been gaslit

Seth

Emily being an absolute agent of chaos

Connor

Mini m&ms are the caviar of candy

Clever Innuendo

I can't wait for the Short Rest of this.

Kimmett

M&Mily is truly psychic. I can't believe she got every color right.

Jordan Dominguez

My misophonia is going crazy, but the show is absolutely amazing

jackalope503

The rabbit trails that Emily’s senses go on are so fascinating it almost makes me forget that Jake neglected to get peanut m&m’s

Chloë Manthorne

emily eating a peanut butter m&m like it’s a butterfinger bb

H-Train

listening this after i got a haircut on saturday… is this what m&m’s is?

Grimma Lynx

Every time they do something like this, it always goes off the rails and its usually emily that is the derailer. And yet murph is still suprised by it every time. Love these dorks

Vonvonvon

Dude Threedom did this already

Professor Pratt

Goddammit, I pay $10 a month, specifically for the mixed-bag and I DON’T get peanut m&m’s? Just kidding…did you find coconut?

Canid Duality

The new Mr Peanut would do this.

Jess

I am very excited for this. I hope there is justice for my pretzel ones!

Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds

For next months mixed bag, if you guys wanted to continue the food flavor phad you could always order a bunch of variety flavors of Kit Kat from Japan or where ever you may find them locally. They have some bangin flavors, even green tea matcha I believe.

Nesve Fowl

This did make me buy some m&m’s and I forgot how good they were.

Abby Snyder

No Crispy M&Ms?? Those are so good

Nick S

Toffee are the best. Need a retest so we can get the peanut in there too. An unforgivable oversight, Jake

Nick Neverman

I used to work for Hershey selling chocolate so I sadly find this whole thing to be blasphemy😂

Lilybet Gates

I live for the tiny Cosmere references that they drop

Jack Jones

I love the bit of them gaslighting Murph that M&Emily got it right everytime no matter how off the mark it was hahaha

Abdelmelek

Made me laugh out loud during church oops. M&M/10

Bonky Fiasco

The moment I read the title I knew we were in for multiple Murph freak-outs. I was not disappointed.

Carly G.

Right? I was worried I would have to skip this one but it's worth it for the M&M madness.

ananarama

The mixed bags are a monthly chance to listen to Murph get driven to insanity by the rest of the crew

Alex Thompson

9 minutes in and Murph is already yelling. This Ep is already a banger

Cas Marie

Everyone gaslighting murph will never not be my favorite

Jeremy Brine

I pay mixed bag money to listen to murph knowingly lose his mind

Grass

Blue M&ms are the yummiest

Ilana Galpert

I absolutely adore that Caldwell just doesn't like M&Ms

Maxwell Haranda

Hey 2-Crew and all the sultry MnM mascots. Thanks for a perfect and definitely not flawed tier list.

Nicole Jordan

Can’t wait to hear about where the fondant dick filled with mini m&m’s ranks!

Nicole Jordan

Mini M&Msthe caviar of M&Ms! Emily in Caldwel are correct

DemonLordSparda

I know it would be hard to schedule, but I desperately need one of these taste test mixed bags to be done with Brennan.

Clotilde

i liked this episode but it didn't smell very much like my mom was teaching aerobics 😔 6/10

Clotilde

Mini M&Ms are the true GOAT 🐐

Frank

I don’t understand why Brian was so upset…

MagnaniMel

Peanut butter M&Ms in a fruit and nut mix is... *chef kiss*...do it.

tacticalgrandma

Who else couldn’t hear them talk about “shooting the tube,” without thinking of the reddit cylinder guy

Colin Kilzer

I hate to take such a hard stance but the objective best “pack” of Mnm is the peanut white/dark/milk mixture pack

Jared V

Missed opportunity on a new “Tang v. Bang” scale

Colton Merrifield

My wife and I are a split house on the blind m&m tasting. I’m with murph, but my wife is on Emily’s side. She said that the tests are inconclusive due to the colors mixed together in the bag causing cross contamination of the other shells.

DemonLordSparda

From observing what she can't eat it could be a wheat or gluten alergy.

Tiare Sonza

Jake. How can you forget the PEANUT ONES. All jokes aside, just saw you guys at the Melb show sat and had an absolute blast with my mates there. Was also lovely to meet you guys in person too :)

Lauren Hill

The superior flavor is to take a sharing bag of peanut butter and a sharing bag of pretzel and mix them.

Stephanie Thompson

You gotta do the M&Ms from a candy store or dispenser thing... So you can prove her wrong because Murph is RIGHT

Sara

My favorite are caramel! Also I wonder what you guys would think about the m&ms candy bar lol

GillyPop88 .

Grab some Crispy m&m's while you are in Australia. 🐐 flavour.

buttered-shorti

The fact that the tan m&m wasn’t even included in this conversation is a DISGRACE!!

GREYFOX!!!!!

But which one should I fuck???

GREYFOX!!!!!

I love episodes where everyone just decides let's gaslight murph!

Unloved

No caramel M&Ms?

The new Honda Prolapse EV

Okay so this is totally my fault but if you have misophonia do not listen to this episode! Those chewing sounds of the almond m&Ms are going to haunt my nightmares!

OGBlake

This is a master class on how to gaslightm Murph😂

Katie P.

This podcast is the 3rd source in the same amount of days to bring up the cadmium and lead thing just as I bought a big bag of dark chocolate coins

Hunter Wright

Trolling and gaslighting Murph should be it's own podcast. So fucking funny listening to Murph lose his damn mind lmao.

Scotty

These are my absolute favorite Mix bags!

Kristen with-a-K

I would have given up my entire dice collection for this to have been a video mixed bag.

Nik

There's something about the way Murph says chocolate. I need to go to Walgreens.

Mr. Dude Sky

Maybe a bit doesn’t need to go for 40 mins

Thomas Johansen

Weird feeling to be excited to listen to people eat M&Ms and then talk about it

Suzanna DePeri

disappointing that jalapeño m&ms werent featured (imagine my surprise when i picked up a bag of m&ms in a hurry to get into a movie and crunched into a spicy chocolate candy)

Brandon Stacks

The mini m and m hate is unacceptable

Jacob B.

First off, this pod has proven that I will listen to anything these three goofballs record and post. Second! Proposition : millshake with mini mms at the bottom like a boba tea

Jacob B.

This is why i miss 8bit book club

bibibirdy

I had a friend who refused to eat the orange and yellow m&ms because they tasted different and then we finally did a blind taste test and she didn’t guess any of the colors right. Still refused to eat the orange and yellow ones.

Jenna

1. Peanut 2. Mini

Jenna

also - I pitch valentimes day strawberry (jam) chocolate m&ms into the ether

Tony Zampieri

NADDPOD content is always enjoyable, but this was a miss for me. Obviously, the band of boobs’ content is goofy and that’s why we love them, but this felt a little… off? Maybe too far outside of the realm of their normal content?

Three awakened gooses

I love you guys and I powered through for the banter, but listening to you guys chew in this episode was an absolute nightmare.

Scott

Eminemily

Mike Cathcart

Go Syracuse! Emily was definitely right about the Orange and Blue and I would like to award her an honorary Som&melier certificate from Syracuse University!

jess?

I love these kind of mixed bags because it's like Murph is a real person being tormented by Muppets.

Erin Pratt

Emily - I got a bag of mini m&ms today because of your hot take and I have to agree - they are pretty awesome

Elizabeth Morgan

Crispy M&Ms we’re the very best. Love that crunch

Mary Colligan

What types to they taste? I want to join along and find the same ones!

Noah Jay

Gotta get Emily some Nestle Smarties, they do have different flavor shells!

Andrea Rieco

Pretzel M&M's are great. I love 'em. They are my faves. I love when you get a really salty one. Peanut is my second. Glad they liked the pretzel ones!

Noah Jay

Did you listen to their energy drink sommelier mixed bag? This isn't new for them lol

King of the City Pigeons

Given a loose idea like “M&M Taste Test” and the gang hits the classics: gaslight Murph, chastise Jake, Caldwell makes some weird strong opinions, and Emily just makes up her own game.

Bodhi Milledge

Jake: "What's the mean?" Caldwell: "There is no mean all M&M's are friends"

Julie V Eckert

props to murph for always playing the role of angry sane person

Joelle H

Welcome to mixed bag aka Murph freaking out for over an hour

Matt Atkinson

Murph - "real ass nut in here" "no nut cloning going on here" classic

Kendra Waters

I really relate to the way Emily rates things. My friends hate it 😂

cobb saladbar

Caldwell: "Don't worry folks we're not psycho nobody is going to rate anything under a 5." Jake immediately after that statement: "yeah I'm gonna have to go with a 4 on this one" absolute chaotic energy love these episodes so much

Michael Nokes

Considering the ones she avoided, my guess is Celiac / gluten intolerance.

Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover

I loved Murph making sure Em wasn't going to eat the (I believe) brownie one. When I was dating someone with a peanut allergy I swear I was more attentive to checking things were nut free than they were.

Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover

I've never heard of MnMs in a tube, but as a kid I got mini MnMs in a little cardboard box, like the ones lunchbox sultanas (rasins) come in. Those were kinda fun.

Elizabeth Lees

They don’t usually do short rests for Mixed Bag.

Elizabeth Lees

You’ll have to mail her some, because Smarties in the US are a very different thing.

Noah Jay

Oh, I know. I'm American but mum's Canadian, so we visited her side regularly. And for some reason (maybe Hershey's being jerks?) Nestle candies are less common here than in the UK and Canada. I'll have to keep an eye out at the international section to see if I can grab a box without buying online. I also found like 4 more flavors of M&Ms at Target this week.

Noah Jay

Oooh noooo they've got wheat flour in them. That's so weird :(

Sean Johnson

Caldwell “I really like almonds that’s why I like mounds” you mean almond joys rejected step-brother that notoriously doesn’t have the almonds

Jenna H

I am glad Murph defended milk chocolate from Caldwell's slander. What an absolute joy of an episode.

tiff

Emily and Murph are literally the blueprint for love. Murph is so indignant the entire episode but the second Jake tries to give Emily an M&M she can't eat he's ready to protect her from it

Michelle Spurgeon

I love hoe Caldwell is literally on board for any bullshit that comes his way. M&M psychic, yes you can! He will gas you all the way up!

Ben

CLADWELL MISTBORN MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅

BethKF

Thank you. I’ve been listening through lots while sick the past week+, it destroyed my holiday plan and it’s teetering on chest infection territory so not a lot has raised a smile. Em’s EmM&M&ms - and more specifically the razzing of Murph - made me full belly laugh (and then cough a lot - but so worth it!) Blessings on your house(s) 😉😁

Sam

This is an all-time Emily episode. A hall of famer. Lemon M&M. Calling Jake “Jack” when he defends her. The mom teaching aerobics of it all.

Tumulto

Emily really channeled Nyak this episode, saying the peanut butter M&M was "heavy" is almost word for word something he would say.

ThacoIsWacko

Ima let you finish, but peanut butter mini M&Ms are THE BEST SNACK OF ALL TIME.

Just_another_queer

Would love to hear yall do this with crazy oreos flavors

thequeercat

I went in listening knowing what my favorites were, funny that toward the end they were between pretzel and pb. Agree on the snackability of the pb too, delicious but rich and a little nauseating after a bunch