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D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Sex Panthers and Pants Dampeners (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-31 20:52:14
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2023-03-31 20:52:35
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Dungeon Court is STILL in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner, Axford and The Most Interesting Man of the Year Jake Hurwitz as they continue to pass judgement on your trials at the table!

Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller

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Alden Bettencourt

So clearly the next mixed bag needs to be them watching anchor man

Nicholas Davie

Cannot agree more, the people have spoken. Commentary night with cocktails!

Jay Rieve

I have a Tabaxi character that I minmaxed the hell out of, and his name is Okra.

Leah Jerome

“Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.” Never has a movie quote been more appropriate for D&D.

Ryan Ferguson

Weird for Murph to go so hard against Sex Panther when he made me feel actual emotion for a guy named Cooter

Brandon R

Anchorman mixed bag when?

Fun Gus Amongus

I'm just here for Emily's Tahiti zucchini banana bread recipe

Old Dirty Blastoise

I have played a Ron Burgundy character, and it is an Afternoon Delight.

Hunter Wittmus

You think Sex Panther is bad? My first game (and only game sadly… hard to find groups in the Midwest) my DM made an npc named “Wilma Dicfit”

AmberDextrous!

I work in broadcast television and if you think the general populace overquoted Anchorman, actual anchors and reporters have never let it die. Harry Caray's grandson used to work at my station and he would quote Anchorman on air and ended every broadcast with "Stay classy, [town]."

thiswayjose

If you think about it, Calder is sort of in a glass case of emotions

Grant Wilkerson

Hardwon did become a Dracula like Ron Burgandy. Maybe Murph is deflecting.

Garga Lenoir

A real punishement is to force someone watch "Wake up and smell the coffee Ron Burgundy", the pseudo-movie they cobbled from the tons of unused scenes from the first.

GM

I used to say the pet is in "the glass case of emotion" when I worked as a vet assistant and we had a plexiglass box we used to sedate cats and other small animals.

Jake’s jerk jelly #CCC

Ima Murph Stan, but Murph went to hard on Sex Panther. And I agree this once with Em Murph should be punished. Watch another bad movie for mixed bag and gaslight him about it being good.

Declan Konesky

There's a lot w the one DM who was apparently new in the second case that just felt weird. I get a lot of it bc I play older DnD but if this is the first time they've DMd and are playing 5e this seems weird. Like they've read too much online. Should totally just play B/X dnd

nat

i love sex panther; they were so committed to playing! just because they had a silly name doesnt mean they cant be serious about playing the game! i imagine a very suave and sensual paladin in skimpy gold plate armor with black fur everywhere, who has risque signature moves ala jens' infinite cheeks of destiny; and another thing, how dare murph go off on sex panther so hard when they did NOTHING WRONG and jens could burlesque dance so good that ALL of his genitals are imperceivable! little finch behavior murph should be punished to act in the next b-list dnd movie

Nova

Obviously *I’m* not Emily but I don’t eat bananas either. I was complaining once about how acidic they are to a friend when I was having leg cramps and they were so confused and I said “You know, that banana mouth feel that stings.” This was how I found out in my late 20s I’m mildly allergic to bananas because of something called Oral Allergy Syndrome.

Jack Campau

Murph turning out to be the Clarence Thomas of DnD court was a turn I didn’t expect

Freddie Meraw

PSA: don’t watch Anchorman, it does not hold up

HolyFatFish

Don't act like you're not impressed

Brianna

This is also how I found out I had an oral allergy. Apparently it doesn’t slightly inflame the roof of everyone else’s mouth 😂

Chloe Peifly

foolish of me to expect an answer about why emily doesn’t like bananas

Chloe Peifly

also hilarious how many anchor man/sex panther defenders in the comments lmao

Noah James Perito

Massachusetts is a commonwealth Jake you can’t practice in states

Trevor Rogers

Is anyone else mad about how much murph hates anchorman?

Dr. Bearkele

Honestly, the name Sex Panther is a bit like Anchorman: it's funny at first, then it gets old, but after a while it might just get funny again.

Ken

To be fair, wasn’t Binky Fiasco supposed to be super well built and powerful?

Oliver

I am also here to defend Sex Panther! I'll always get 100% more invested in my silly-on-the-surface characters named shit like Trashy Dickolas compared to some rube named Borgnar Bloodhammer. Murphy simply has bad taste in this one case!

Kristen M.

"I'm the man of the year" just made me realize that Emily and Julia Lepetit share a lot of the same energy and now I'm REALLY curious what they'd be like in a room together.

Kristen M.

Also nothing against the opinions here (the crit's rulings are Supreme, of course) but god do I hate the entire concept of hidden death saves.

AP Leith

I must admit that I hated (and still do) naming TTRPG characters. So, 9/10 times my character was a min-maxed character with a pop culture reference name. The worst was a backup character I built called Magnitude (the Pop Pop kid from Community) during college.

Jonathan H.

I mean Anchorman is a fine movie, but tbh it makes me uncomfortable how people like Murph are sooooooo obsessed with it.

Cheese of the Lake

I don’t like bananas either, especially ripe bananas. They taste too…. banana-y. But I’ll begrudgingly eat a banana that has a touch of green, it tastes a little better. And the texture… the texture leaves me feeling as if I’m eating wet cotton.

wick

Can’t wait for the mixed bag where the crew watches and comments on Anchorman for Emily’s first time

Lexy

I'm playing through Tomb of Annihilation on Roll20 and I successfully recommended to our DM that we roll private death saves because it's meant to be a bit of a meat grinder and we already lifted the death save DC to 12, and it's for exactly the reason you suggested where it makes it more tense and prevents metagaming for healing.

An_Armed_Bear

Nah I can totally buy Sex Panther actually being totally serious and invested, I've seen tons of great characters where the name/concept is just a dumb pun or reference, but the character itself is played completely straight.

Benjamin Korynta

So does Emily hate bananas bc Chiquita destabilized a south American country to sell bananas

Professor Pratt

Ran Boston Marathon in 97. First half mile is just filled with runners running into the woods (no leaves) shitting! Blew my mind!!

H-Train

there is prejudice against characters with goofy names in this court

Gearbox

To be fair, "Moonshine" and "Hardwon" (Hard one) could be viewed as joke names too

Taylor Strom

My friend built a Kenku Bard as a throwaway for a one shot named Boing Boing. That campaign ended up going on for almost 2 years.

Kailee James

Strong agreement Emily. I also don’t like bananas. Though my issue is more texture than taste related.

Dr. Bearkele

I wonder how an Anchorman themed DnD one-shot would go.

Dr. Bearkele

Also, do I have to piss myself next DnD session bc Jake said so? Because I will...

Mortimer Lunch

Caldwell’s “A little bit of a brag but okay” in regard to Emily claiming her pee doesn’t smell is the most underrated response. I died laughing.

Mortimer Lunch

Okay this name is actually wonderful, especially if you hold off on telling people your last name as if you’re embarrassed by it!

Hunter Wittmus

Best part was she was a super reserved cleric 😂

LARGELinCHARGEL

I'm sure people aren't going to care, but something on the piss pants Merc story: In the book Red Platoon by Clinton Romesha, he entails the battle in which he got his Medal of Honor. While under fire, someone (can't remember off the top of my head) took a dump fully in an ammo box while simultaneously calling in air strikes on Taliban forces in the Korengal Valley while their base was under attack. Just a fun thing about battle and bathroom habits.

Sjsharks93

I just got a catalog from ULINE that has Ron Burgundy laying across the cover and says "our huge selection is kind of a big deal"

Kevin McCool

This was great! Can't believe my case got on! Note about Sex Panther: I was hesitant to ok the name because it felt kind of cringy, but this player was sooooo set on it and was the most excited of the group to play and it was the first character he had ever made. I adjusted during gameplay and would just call him Sex instead of the full name.

Matt Kilsby

Emily has such a wild list of movies she hasn't seen - have they ever talked about why? Does she just not like sitting down to watch full movies?

Erica

hi can someone pretty please tell me where to put submissions for court cases im new here

Ian Hanson

Usually there is a post a little before that they ask for court cases

KellBell

Dang, my husbands DM is just like the only rogues dm. Dude clearly has a vision and a huge story he wants to tell, but is trying to force it through a dnd lens :/

Hopscotch

In defense of Sex Panther, my absolute favorite and well rounded character to date is named Blippi Springstep, named after that dipshit annoying children's YouTube character. However, the similarities between my Blippi and the YouTube personality start and end exactly there. If Blippi died, I would be a broken man and maybe leave the campaign altogether.

W1LDF1RE

Murph literally named a character cooter.

Martin Benson

This episode was worth the price of Patreon alone 😆

Zoop

I assume the friend of the bitter player was just a ride or die mother fucker who was mad for their friend. Tbh sounds like a good friend to me

Zanya Nova

Right!? Murph was spicy as hell

Martin Benson

Damn you Colter I had to re-subscribe just to view this comment LOLOLOL

Murph

Was Colter’s comment worth it tho

Martin Benson

I thought ACTUAL MURPH Brian Murphy was replying to me god damn you hahaha Colter's comment was of course worth the money. Now it has led to this interaction too. I look forward to several months from now when someone replies again hahaha

Martin Benson

Is it the real Murph? I have no way of knowing unless the NADDPOD account replies tbh 😂 but thanks Murph 🙏🖤

Sean Boyle

Murph just hates silly names in DnD for no reason. At no point did the DM say that Sex Panther was a problem player. Murph just decided that because he hates the name.

Donoiw

Will confirm for you: yeah, pissing yourself and not caring, while in combat is a thing. Sometimes, it's simply because you have to pee and there is no "time out" It happens

Lilli of the bog

I'm with murph. Just think of a fucking fantasy name, I absolutely would not let a character named something flippant and dumb be in my world that I have spent over a year crafting. DMs deserve to have an immersive world too. Also anchorman wasn't that good, move on.

Nicole Jordan

It’s hilarious to relisten to this and hear how truly charitable Murph was to anchorman saying that it’s not funny to quote it even though it’s a funny movie and then everyone came after him

ThacoIsWacko

In my current game, I have a player who's goblin character's name is "Goblin D.D. Knutz" (gobbling deez nuts? Anybody?). I helped him develop it. In a years-ago game, the same guy named another player's character (first guy had nuthin') "Alex The Flying Douchebag". - Fine, in MY games, but in a serious, immersive game, maybe not. I tend to run things on the sillier side.

Fxd Gear Queer

Caldwell has the best sneaky out-of-pocket lines!

Lilli of the bog

Nah it is for a reason, the reason is that its fucking stupid. It's what people who aren't funny did when they think they are.

Sean Boyle

Got it. Good to know that you and the people who think like you are in charge of comedy. I wasn't aware of that occurrence so im glad to have been informed. Most people arent professional comedians and 8 times out of 10 when ive seen someone with a goofy or stupid name it was fucking fine. Not usually as funny as some people think but who cares if their name is a bad joke as long as they arent a problem player. Your villifying a person just for having a sense of humor you dont agree with. But sure if you want to continue to police fun and make people feel stupid for the ideas they find funny go on ahead. I mean I thought bullying was falling out of fashion but I guess not.

riskutforthebriskut

jake: if sex lasts for a long time austin powers: uh, thank you

Marquise

Sex Jefferies = Young thug's DnD character

Compound27

The deep sigh at 16:02 🤣