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Hearthside Chat Q&A: Plump & Juicy Edition (Patreon)

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2023-04-27 23:14:07
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As Summer draws near, the 2 Crew gathers 'round the bonfire to roast some weenies and answer your burning questions about Campaign 3, D&D, TTRPGs and More! We also take a brief detour into discussing which animals Can and Cannot Count. Grab a cold one and head on over!

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Declane Gilhooley

I really like Hardwon being back but he's definitely a different character. I am on my 4th C1 run and listening c3. I believe over the years, as Jake has played, he's gotten more gritty. I love this new Hardwon

Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez

Jake, If u want to be full pirates of the Caribbean with it; check out the swashbuckler subclass, its a charisma rogue and you dont need to be sneaky in combat

Timothy Sloan

So honoured to have my question asked! looking forward to 5 more years! please come back to Aus as often as you can!

Thaddeus Reid

I fully support Emily in the Flintstones boycott.

Brian Tatosky

Live Dungeon Court is a great idea.

Pamphleteer

Just wanted to throw my Luck Blade story out there because they were chatting about it on this episode. First, the Luck Blade only has a limited number of charges, so it's not infinite wishes. I had a villain steal the Luck Blade and used two of the wishes for his evil plots, then the party managed to steal it with one charge left! I was excited to see what they would wish for....but they were too heroic and returned it to the guild that it had originally been stolen from, charge unused!

xx

Yes! Hot Boy Fall!

Reclaimer-087

I ADORE Eldermourne! Would love to see more of it in the future!

Alan Ma

Petition to add "plump ween" as an alt for "thick sode"

catmuffins2377

Can Jabari pleeeaaassseee meet the twins?

thaesimir

Jake, my friend! Might I interest you in a Rogue/Barbarian multiclass. It may sound crazy, but hear me out. -Reckless attack means you always have advantage on your attacks, so you have a guaranteed sneak attack. -Rage gives advantage on Str checks, so you're rolling advantage on your expertise Athletics checks. -Danger sense gives advantage on Dex saves, so once you have evasion you're more likely to save for no damage on your Dex saves Your weapon choice is limited to finesse weapons, but a throwing dagger build uses all the power of this multiclass to it's full potential, which is surprisingly high for two such different classes

Yuncle Ben

Triplets go to eldermourne!!! I would love this

Alan Ma

What hotel chain do you think they'll attempt to acquire?

Turner Tush

Just a suggestion but I think it’s jakes turn to play a paladin

joel

they would instantly side with edward locknemore - jens would listen to hank trash talk him and his plans for the city and respond "no, yeah, he sounds great" onyx would target sewastian as her next free meal ticket and pet fascination nyack would constantly fall for every fae trick and probably have active animosity with spritle if he ever met them

Kaileigh Rose

I would love more eldermourne. I loveee the setting and overall vibe of it.

Liz

I want more everything lol, trinyvale, hot boy summer, I am greedy and love it all. Sidenote if the triplets go to eldermourne the trickster will love them.

joel

I submit "Haunted Fae Ride" for HBS3: a Thrifty Shwifty type waylays the boys on their way to a party (a la Over the Garden Wall) and halfway through his dubious "hay ride" they find themselves in the outskirts of the Autumn Court where something ain't right...

Mike

The triplets need to meet Olwen the Sullen.

Espen Hodne

Note that the Luck Blade is not a 1/day wish. It also has a number of charges that do not regenerate. So if you spend your wishes they are gone forever.

Anonymous Owlbear

If the triplets go to Eldermourne would really love to see them take on and/or team up with the teens of zelbuldar 7

Fridge

zealot barbarians can’t die too

Clever Innuendo

Barney had an episode where he was counterfeiting currency! He knew how to stir things up in subtle ways, he was totally a rogue and ya'll fell for it.

Josh Yarie

The sonic g fuel lol also a show in the Midwest being announced, would make my year

Trevor Nicholson

Cheers to another 5 years (and then some)!! Also, Trinyvale Triplets should go to Eldermourne and take on the Green Tweens. Or Trinyvale Triplets take Bedrock while Emily is on leave of course

Mosesf

I think people might have already mentioned this, but the luck blade doesn’t recharge. So not as overpowered a wish/1 Day

Wedge Skyrocket

Guys, the Luck Blade has 1d4-1 wish spells *ever*, not per day.

Ellie P

Came here to say this

Z Carthy

100x yes to more dnd court live (especially in Boston) #justiceforjusticeJake

Ben Carnicelli

Absolutely do live dnd court in Denver please

Maggie

Y'all should come to somewhere in the midwest! I can even do Chicago!! But coastal anywhere is just too far :/

Professor Pratt

Five years? I still remember hearing “dragon pussy” and thinking; “well, that’s definitely something you’d hear on Critical Role or Adventure Zone.” Then Bev trying to do the Bullywog mating call and his obsession with collecting teeth. It’s been an amazing 5 years. You helped strengthen my relationship with my teenage son and have filled past days of gloom with absolute joy! I live for Pentagreens, Balnor, Maw Maw, Paw Paw, the Frost Dwarves, “fuck you, I love you”, Keychain…I literally can go on and on. Above all………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..chicken.

Zack Murphy

Begging for live shows in the New Orleans area ❤️❤️

Emz

Cute pet wish: Momo from Avatar the Last Air Bender

Nicolas P.

Petition for Jake to get sworn in in Denver, loved the Denver live show and would love a live Dungeon Court!

Karl Rasmussen

plus you can wear a mask and make lots of owl and/or bear puns?

Crits

Caldwell, respectfully, I don't need to know anything about the thickness of your wenies Edit: I see this will become a theme

Ilana Galpert

Level eleven rogue makes it so any time you roll a skill you're proficient in, any roll below a ten becomes a ten on the die. What's really cool is it stacks with Jack of all trades so if you take two levels of bard you will never roll below a ten on an ability check. Emily might not like that though because she wouldn't get to roll Nat ones anymore...

Joe pugh

I feel like a bugbear would be a great race for Jake. Giant beefy boy that has a reach ability so great as a martial class but also has “Sneaky” allowing him to stealth around better.

The Wizard Skoolie

I very much enjoyed hearing about Pendergreens in the context of C3

Danny

jake should check out swashbuckler rogue, if he's interested in rogues but still wants to be up in the mix

Rueben Winter

A swashbuckler rouge is a really fun and action packed martial maybe jake should check it out if he’s interested in rouge

Jamie Matthews

Jake, I think I speak on behalf of all of Colorado when I say we would LOVE to see you practice law here

J. Marshall Smith

I was thinking the same thing. It's a good rogue for folks who don't want to give up too much from fighter.

Grass

I can’t imagine complaining about an Emily october takeover????? That’s like my dream

k.allen

If I don't get an Emily October takeover of [Hot]ed House with the boys I will be devastated lol

Scott

Tread’s CHA plus Tread’s personality = Tread is almost impossibly gorgeous

Keynon Kocinski

Would love to see Dungeon Court as a sort of Livestream where people can call in to present their cases

Doom Foretold

We need another campaign quiz show!!

Olivia M

Just want repeat what others have said, but Jake, I think you’d love playing a barbarian/rogue multiclass!! With reckless attack you get guaranteed sneak attack (unless something gives you disadvantage). Also it allows you to get up in the mix!!

zach orion miller

Not an expert, but from experience going from barbarian to bard was awesome for learning spells and how that action economy works. I just aimed for a theme and the spell choices became evident off of that. And I didn't even go college of swords, which is the more martial bard, I went lore, which allowed me to focus more on using spells to avoid combat rather than doing damage. There might be better options for learning how to use spells. Maybe cleric or paladin, but bard felt right to me with a finesse weapon and utility spells.

zach orion miller

The more you protest Flintstones jokes the funnier they become.

Joby Cayman

As a season of dimension 20 would be cool.

Amos Polglaze

A low polly Sol is just battle toads

Ayn Like Ryan

Is the dungeon court live episode available?

Matt Atkinson

Doesn't the great gazoo just not speak to women? Didn't we find out he's sexist?

Daniel Wong

Love the small shout out to Acofaf haha

CapHillFlash

The Hot Boy Halloween tease has me losing my mind, literally so excited

boundspyral

I feel like Jake would really enjoy a swashbuckler rogue- it's very in your face for a rogue

Cj Ferrigno

Yes! Come back to Denver!

Joe D’Antonio

I could listen to 10 uninterrupted hours of the boys talking about the Flintstones

BeanCurdHero

Man, Eldermourne at the Wilber is such an easy ticket purchase for me. Love that venue, love that campaign, love this crew, would be so good.

Kay Rohloff

Yes! Hot Boy Summer Does October in Eldermourne! They could go to CoronerFest! (They totally thought it was going to be a beer festival, terrible misunderstanding.)

Taylor

“I saw it in a cartoon then pretended I learned it in college!” A truly beautiful description of Dunkle.

Henry

I've played a totem barbarian rogue combo before, and it is, quite frankly, one of my favorite builds. Skill bonuses, high damage, high hp. No obligation to be literally sneaky, and multi attack thanks to barbarian. It'd be so cool to sew Jake play.

Grombotron

The Nausicaa Graphic Novel i outclasses the movie in every way, only because the novels weren’t done when the movie was made.

ACK

For the first time in like, over a year, I'm finally caught up with NADDPOD! Loving campaign 3 :).

hexcat

as a bird owner, the only thing you can count on birds for is mischief

Mooncrest

"Turgid Weiners" made me lol

Dorian Doran

the luck blade’s description says that it only gets 1d4-1 charges of the wish spell, which makes sense since most of the official magic items are designed with the loot tables in mind

Witpending

A question from Flando M? Could it be?

Forg

Has anyone created character art in the Final Fantasy style yet???

ThacoIsWacko

Luck blade isn't wish(es)/day. It has d4 -1 charges.

Audro Baggins

Listening back to old eps and we sooooo need a LIVE D&D court !! Pretty please 🙏

Hipster

This entire Flintstones conversation is a perfect representation of my brain.

Brother Fern

Halfling Zorro could be a vibe