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Adventure Book Theatre: The Vampire Express (w/ Jasper William Cartwright) (Patreon)

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2023-05-25 18:05:42
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2026-06
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AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!

Greetings, scholars! With semi-frequent guest Jake Hurwitz on paternity leave, the Book Buds recruit Jasper William Cartwright (3 Black Halflings, Games & Feelings) for a trip to Transylvania aboard the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Express! Turn the page and delight as the Lore Lords encounter horny kings, talking boxes and the sickest painting you've ever seen in your life. All Aboard!

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CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford

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Kevin Leetnanas

So early. Just checked to see if any update

SurvingLaw

Adventure book!!!! Just re-listened to the last two

Leo

Congratulations Jake!!! Can't wait for an adventure book EP x

Henry

Paternity leave!!! Exciting :D

Bren

Congratulations Jake!

Bren

Emily was on a roll this ep 10/10 no notes

Andrew Fawley

As a 38 year old uncle named Andrew, this was a truly surreal listen

Grass

I am sooooo excited to watch Emily on a cr thing! I hope to see Murph there one day

PeskyOlive

Subscribed to the patreon very recently, decided to check for updates, and I have been blessed with 8-bit book club! So excited to see what’s to come!

Hardy Kiffer

I need Emily to know that David Bowie has a song called Uncle Arthur, and it's pretty good.

joel

"I'll be 37 soon" t-shirts when

Summer, Autumn Eladrin

I hope they get Jake to be on one of these 8 Bit Book Club episodes soon! I love the manic energy of these. (Congrats Jake!!)

Autumnis_Prime

congrats to jake and his family! loved hearing jasper on this episode. so many hilarious moments, i was crying from laughing when “Boxy” goes agro after being asked if he had more jokes

Riley Wesson

Fun fact, James Gandolfini was indeed 36 when The Sopranos first aired

Summer Rose (Grantaire)

"What age would you want to become a vampire" is a great ice breaker question actually 😂

Whitney Ahn

Love seeing the three regular cast members finally have a guest on, hope we see more soon. There’s this random white boy named Jake Hurwitz who might be interesting as a guest

Swordmaster of Ginaz

I'll be 37 in June so I'm glad I have so much to look forward to

Ilana Galpert

Congrats Jake, Jill, and Trevor!!!

Mooncrest

That Hurwitz guy got his start on my 12th favorite reality show, Jaken Afraid

Jake

this is one of the most chaotic episodes i’ve heard in a while

Luciana

Emily asking what age you’d want to be a vampire made me stop dead in my tracks bc that’s my fav first date question!!! And I always say late 30s early 40s!!

HolyFatFish

How I know I've been listening to these three for a long long time... The second murph said Uncle Andrew I knew Caldwell was going to bring up Star Fox. By the way Caldwell Andrew is the nephew Andross is the uncle!

Rózsabogár

Jasper!! I just started listening to the Paradox Perfect arc of TBH, this is so fun

Billy Seguire

Emily is ABSOLUTELY thinking about David Bowie's song Uncle Arthur from 1967. Andy Warhol actually has such similar cadence though!

Gearbox

Man you ever listen an episode and get reminded, "Damn these nerds are funny as fuck huh?"

Sweet potato

The pure chaos in this episode was amazing.

Sweet potato

Anyone else have an image of jake sitting in a dark room alone listening to this just being like "gee my coworkers sure are having fun without me"

Jen M

I don’t think I’ve laughed this much in the first 60 seconds before 😂

tautcarabiner

Excited to see Emily on Critical Role!

Cass DeMarco

Congrats Jake and Jill! (And possibly tucker)

Connor Fluhart

That josh guy was really made the episode!

DC

I couldn't make out what Emily said at 26:50, which is upsetting because apparently it was a perfect joke.

Bans

yawn

Livicent

Sooo listening to this episode while working was definitely a challenge 😂

Joshua the Safoshua

This is killing me, too. I went back a bunch of times and I can't make it out at all. Someone please help!

Liza

Laughed so hard during this episode that I choked on my food and struggled to breathe

sally

tony soprano is famously anti eating pussy so absolutely would not 69. he got in a huge fight with his uncle because tony revealed uncle junior loves to go down on his women.

Logan Medina

She says, "heavy is the head."

華偉 曾

I just noticed Jake isn't on the profile pic this week

Jenna H

I guess I have to spend the next 2 years training to be in peak condition to get turned at a tight 34.

Rickety Cricket

Finish Sonic Metal City Mayhem you cowards

Warbreaker

I wanna say Jasper you are dead to me for that 38 year old comment. I just couldn't get a breath to say it GREAT read gang.

Robert

Yes! More Jasper! The 3BH and NADDPod casts have such great chemistry, I love any crossover.

KeganExe

I just have to say, you all should pick up the RPG book Vampire Cruise, I think you all would enjoy it, it's not unlike Murder on the Orient Express if one of them were a vampire

Nat20Wife

You all make me excited to be 30.

joel

it's a non stop thrill ride

Damian McDoofenheiven

I love the fact that the book is called Vampire Express but you only stay on it for like 10 pages max.

Grant Wilkerson

8 Bit Bookclub is my favorite! The old episodes need to be re-uploaded. Long reign the Lore Lords!

Will

they kinda did, just had to literally remake the game from the ground up with D&D rules so it was actually beatable lol

Sarah Trimble-Tutor

This ended up being one of my absolute favorites from 8BBC.

Sharktopus Reckoning

“I cover my dick with the crown but there’s a hole” is one of the funniest lines in all of Naddpod

Huascar Holguin

The crew absolutely ripping into Jake in the intro only to say he’s on paternity leave is by far the funniest way to announce it

Jenna H

I'm ready btw. I'm in the best shape of my life.