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Adventure Book Theatre: Bonus Chapter - Olaf's Frooze Your Own Adventure (Caldwell's Frozen Fan Fic) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-19 23:38:10
Edited:
2024-01-19 23:42:10
Imported:
2026-06
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Caldwell's psyche continues to melt into his work in the form of a fake Choose-Your-Own-Adventure from the 90’s. Listen as the Lore Lords (and Guest Lord Jake Hurwitz) contemplate different paths they could have Froozen.

LINK TO CALDWELL'S FULL FAN-FICTION

CREDITS:

Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon

8-Bit Book Club Theme by Emily Axford

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Comments

Positive Nerdery

No matter the path, it’s going to end as a 34 year old stuck in a queer toxic love triangle.

Canid Duality

Such Trinyvale Triplets behavior with these play throughs and I'm here for it.

Robert

Caldwell’s Olaf impression is suspiciously good.

Katie Wilde

Tagline for the gang's new frooze yer paff adventure book franchise?

A.E. Ross

Jax's ultimate story ending made me laugh uncontrollably for two minutes. Five stars.

Fanwithglasses

I was fully expecting some kingdom hearts escapades when I heard keychain

Hannah

Such a missed opportunity for a wedding crashers joke

Queue

Anyone else feel like this was just a narration of a shared fever dream between the Trinyvale Triplets?

JR Lonergan

This was so bonkers I couldn't stop laughing. Bravo!

AN0MAL0US

I just love spelling it snowoah.

dea

literally came to the comments to only write disowned wilson. hell yeah

dea

"our goatee tickles our belly button" was disgusting and i cant believe no one reacted to it, lmao em's mind is like no other

big booty judy

Murph was truly unhinged this episode

Ligilos

how quickly this combination goes feral, real triplets energy

Price

This was fantastic. It’s hard to sound sincere but I’m so sincere. Kinda perfection.

Daniel Drapp

God I want each of them to write a choose your own adventure book now

Courtney F.

Caldwell, coming from someone else is Frozen hell with a young daughter, I salute you. You took this illness and created a masterpiece. I watched Frozen II today with new eyes. Thank you.

Gilbot 3000

Okay. "We sniff his fingers" 🤌 was the funniest, most out of pocket thing Emily has ever said.

Leif_millelnuie

I wanted to get the wholesome ending by listening to olaf and I guess i got a good ending ??? if i squint my eyes it's kinda good.

Justin Cockrell

They’re so close to inventing a new kind of adventure book where they make up a story, do improv, and roll dice to determine the outcome of decisions. Knowing how much Murph likes Diablo, Final Fantasy 7, and Warcraft, it’ll probably be a fantasy setting.

Jessica

I don’t know that I’ll ever be able to look at a wintry landscape again without hearing Olson Wilson saying “snaow”

Dippity_Dip

Sometimes I wonder how Murph came up with Hot Date alongside Emily and then this episode came out and I don’t have to wonder anymore

Nicole Jordan

Lmao I go to Hamilton college! The absolute shock when Emily said it. Of all the things I thought I would hear in a Frozen Choose Your Own Adventure it wasn’t that. You spoil us Caldwell this was unreal!

Clotilde

I am in tears with this one 🤣

YaniShadelynn

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Nathan Mills

“My name is Parry. That’s what everyone called me in fencing” was such an incredible line. Bravo Murph.

Apple Slapple

"You love hot milk?" My immediate thought was "the song by Snail's House?"

YourAnimeDad

Funny how they revert to the triplets dynamic for this one

CommodoreBlue

This adventure starred The Trinyvale Triplets, and no one can convince me otherwise. That was Gens Lindell talking, not Murph, and not Perry.

Rennifer

Can you write a Flinestone's adventure book?

Ajax

delightfully unhinged

Dylan Irish

Can’t believe they met the fourth Wilson brother, Snowen Wilson

gex

caldwell does an incredibly good olaf voice

dylan

Does anyone know why 8bit book club (before nadpodd) says it’s unavailable ?

Samantha Demmerle

Absolutely had me in stitches--thank you so much for this comedy gift

EggAndFours

Caldwell, the extra effort put in all of the different paths (cult Jax for one) were magnificent and did not go by unnoticed!!

Ivan Gonzalez

I went to not knowing that the two Wilson brothers were related to being completely invested in the dynamics of their family drama lol

Zero Angel Richardson (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 07:00 Oof, didn't expect to get triggered about the coming home early to find your lover has cheated on you part but fuck me I guess lol 😅🙃
2024-02-03 00:18

Dan

A little late but, Caldwell, are you telling me that blizzards not in reverse build Olafs??

Chris

Any time Caldwell is in charge they default to the triplets and I love it

Lucas Sharrett

I was gonna say the exact same thing after the other episode, so naughty the triplets three 😂

Alex Mayhem

just a comment to say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Kellyd

"I sniff his fingers" bowls me over every single time I listen to this, which is often. It is so visceral, so disgusting, yet immediately gets the point across. One of those Dreamworks jokes that kids won't understand but can still find humor in while the adults wonder if they shouldn't have brought their kids to this movie. Pure perfection from Emily, as always

M. Hedrick

WHO WATCHES OVER YOU?!!?

clerby

i’m not kidding as i was listening i walked in to the dunkin’ donuts to get my order and the pick up screen had two names: mine and wilson, L

Jonathan Larson

I just finished this and dear god, I need a short rest episode to just decompress from the insanity of this. It was absolute gold.

Compound27

Emily: "We sniff his fingers" Murph: "Jesus Christ" Jake: "Should we roll for that?" Classic shenanigans Also I feel like at some point they abandoned Caldwells book and just went freestyle lol