And we are back! (Patreon)

Ok. Patreon suspended the page for something I did not do. There was an issue with one post because it was 'hyperrealistic' so I ended up just deleting it. I thought that was it. Then 'boom' suspended. Here is the canned AI bot response which looks identical to a few other content creators I know who had similar issues.

"Elwood (Patreon)

Mar 11, 2026, 9:08 AM PDT

Hi there,This is Patreon's Trust & Safety Team. Thanks for reaching out, we're happy to help.We reviewed your account and can confirm that they include material that falls outside the bounds of Patreon's Community Guidelines. As a result, it has been suspended.Per our guidelines, Adult/18+ works featuring nudity or sexually explicit imagery and themes, whether real or animated, must reside behind a Patreon subscription paywall, and may only be accessible by the creator’s paid fans. This means that your profile image, page banner, tier descriptions, or posts accessible to free members must be free of such content. The suspension will automatically lift on March 18, 2026. Please ensure that any future interactions comply with our guidelines to avoid potential account limitations.If you have any other questions or need support, feel free to reply to this message — we're here for you.

Best,Elwood

Patreon | Trust & Safety"

As you can see it is just an AI bot response and not a person. Also, its wrong. It implies that one or more of the 'free' pics is either nude or shows explicit content. (This has nothing to do with the 'hyperrealistic post they had issue with)

None of them do.

Patreon has no real customer service. No phone number and you can never speak to a human.

Its AI.

So I used the help center to bombard them with requests to fix their error. It took until now to fix it.

So I apologize to you the Patrons for the page vanishing for a few days because of their error.

And it sucks royally that this happened because a few Patrons of this page cancelled their memberships after they did this.

Now. Back to the Elsa and friends fun!