Shortened Text (Patreon)

This is a comic that will almost certainly never be posted publicly, so enjoy getting an exclusive look here! The reason is I honestly think shortening the text on cards is a good thing these days, so it's a little disingenuous of me to make a comic implying there's an underhanded reason when it happens. Plus, I feel like I should be judicious in how many "complainy" comics I make so that it doesn't feel like Cardboard Crack is always complaining. All that said, it was fun to represent Hasbro as the Monopoly guy, so I might try that again some time in the future.