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Thoughtful Friends (Patreon)

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2025-07-03 06:23:56
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2026-10
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I still remember my first "deck". It was basically all the green/white/blue cards I owned shoved into one way-too-large pile. It featured the Lhurgoyf I got in my very first Ice Age starter deck. I probably only played 1/3 lands, but don't worry, I made sure to mana weave so I wouldn't get mana screwed!

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Tzu-Chi Hsu

Reminds me of the joke: "Teach your kids to play Magic, and they won't have money for drugs".

Skithiryx

It's like the real "Magic" in the game is how it makes your money disappear right before your eyes. (See Timmy, real magic does exist)

Rose

That joke reminds me of the joke "The church doesn't ban d&d because of anything demonic in it, the church just really doesn't like contraceptives"

Tzu-Chi Hsu

The first deck I built was green-blue soul bond from Avacyn Returns. It was a good deck in theory, but the penny sleeves I was using could never shuffle correctly.

Cardboard Crack

Ha, when I started all there were was penny sleeves! You almost could only pile shuffle with those darn things