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Curl (Patreon)

Published:
2022-03-07 06:28:08
Imported:
2026-10

Content

People were afraid that CERN would make black holes when they really should have been afraid of Secret Lair foils.

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Comments

Vaclav Pechtor

Can't believe the problem with foils still exists...

Tzu-Chi Hsu

I heard that one of the ways to tell if a foil card is real is to see if it curls.

Gareth Pye

I feel there is a better joke, with a punchline of, "oh just another mtg foil black hole, it'll evaporate in a few moments"

Cardboard Crack

Wait, you want me to make a reference to Hawking radiation? That's awesome!

Gareth Pye

If my calcs are right, a magic card sized black hole on earth will take 2.7409084004908763e-17 seconds to evaporate.

Cardboard Crack

Nice! In addition, the Schwarzschild radius of a Magic card is about 2e-28 cm. It would be pretty hard to squeeze a Magic card that small!

Gareth Pye

I'm sure they'll find a foil process to do it.