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To be honest, I've felt pretty fried lately taking care of all the stuff for my Kickstarter (which is going amazingly well by the way--thank you to everyone who has made a pledge!). So to get my brain churning in different ways, I thought it would be fun for us on Patreon to do a thought experiment. Maybe it will even turn into a comic and force me to draw something that I wouldn't have thought of myself, which would be sweet.

So here's the question: what are the worst jobs in the multiverse?

I'll go first: dinosaur cleanup on Ixalan.

They don't have to be crude like my example, but hopefully you get the idea. Give me your worst!

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Robert Spremulli

Dragon dentist on tarkir. Undertaker on Innistrad Test pilot for the izzet

jack

I don't know if Rakdos had cleaners after their carnival of spectacles but either that or hiding bodies after Golgari have finished with them

Xinhuan

Being the angel everyone sniffs at on Capenna

Ghoastley

Landscaper on zendikar.

Billie

Squirrel Farmer Crime Seen cleanup on Capenna Urza's Personal Assistant Zur's Enchantment Organizer and Cataloguer. A human Governor being blackmailed by vampires on innistrad and having to sink to rock bottom just to save your County.

Tomi Lam

Um...don't have much idea if you are focusing on a job title in the multiverse. But I think that's will be funny if Fblthp is a postman🤔

Billie

Also you time is Super Important! You are doing an amazing job.

Ray Becker

Only one true answer! Gossip columnist on Fiora! That place is nothing but lies and deceit. Who could ever discover what’s true, what’s not, who’s lying? News is gossip is news!

Jannik Weßling

Insurance Company on kaladesh or ravnica. Foodtester for asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar. Historian for theros

Don L.

Memory Accounting for House Dimir must be a fucking hassle

Stephan van Dijk

Enviromentalist on New Phyrexia. That's a lot of oil spills to protest against. Or Goblin insurance manager.

Mystic X

Graveyard keeper in Ravnica, unruly “clients” making a mess, keeping track of suddenly-vacant graves, high on the “rather them than me”-list.

Wynter

“Research Testing Intern” for the Simic or Izzet

Cardboard Crack

I just have to figure out how to fit asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar into a comic panel.

Cardboard Crack

These are all so great! Maybe I should have specified a specific plane since there are so many good ones.

Cardboard Crack

Nice, these would lend themselves to some fun illustrations.

Cardboard Crack

I don't want to be anywhere near those Rakdos carnivals.

Cardboard Crack

Okay, there's a lot of different ways this could be read...

Robert Spremulli

Dominarian historian. "No wait, seriously. Fucking time bubbles? No one is going to believe this"

Cardboard Crack

Ha, there are so many jobs that Fblthp would be funny at.

Cardboard Crack

Yeah, you read some of these old stories, and they sort of make sense and don't make sense at the same time if you know what I mean.

Robert Spremulli

Oh! Meteorologist in that plane teyo is from with the constant diamondstorms. Esp if you do the thing Americans do with putting meteorologists out in the storm to report

Robert Spremulli

Why not make a recurring comic series? You could organize it by plane.

Eugen

Life ain't easy bein a chump blocker...

Stephen Hines

Heh, I came here to say Phd/Grad student too. LOL

Xinhuan

Being a demonic tutor.... sigh, my student wants me to find him a 5-headed dragon this time, after yesterday's trip to find toxic rain?

Rose

The person who has to clean up after Rakdos Parties.

Cardboard Crack

This could lead to some gruesome illustrations. I love it!

Cardboard Crack

Ha, good point. If you go through the whole history of Magic, there are some messed up spells to find!

Tomi Lam

Um...Maybe you can think about a series like Fblthp in the Multiverse... Just need to think about the .... most important issue