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Holy SHIT did I ever cut my hand.  I shuddered just typing the words connected to the memory.  Now, I can look down at it, a mostly healed but permanent ditch on the back of one of my favorite fingers, and say…  you know what, yeah.  Maybe I learned it the hard way.  But knives are sharp.  

That's the wisdom I'm going to carry forward.  I wrote about it on the site a bit, but prioritizing cleaning in the middle of all that was… odd, as was the portion afterward where I seemed to find everything much funnier than it was.  The first time I laughed was when Brenna asked me if I wanted to go to Minor Emergency.  I'm not taking up any space at Minor Emergency, both because I don't want to be a drain on essential resources but also because a hospital is the last fucking place I want to be around right now.

But hey, we're still out here doing our stuff.  Working either from home or in the safest way possible, running half shifts to minimize exposure, protocols in place for safety, and professional  weekly cleanings.  To the extent that we must endure an Apocalypse, I can think of nobody better to endure it with, either within the confines of this precious Club or at Penny Arcade itself.  It is a really scary time, straight up.  I don't see any reason to deny that, least of all here.  It seems like there is always a terrifying new number to consider.  It is our greatest honor to offer something like stability to the people who count on us.  I feel compelled, strongly compelled, to carve out one tiny piece of this shit that isn't completely nuts.

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Dinny

Keep up the good work, it's really helpful to have the regular comics like always. Also I am now addicted to Motorsport manager

Anonymous

Minor Emergency? As Opposed to Standard Emergency? Would an ambulance be considered the Move Emergency?

neuroflare

I recently got my kitchen knives back from sharpening and the first thing I did was give myself a gnarly cut from one resting in the dish drainer. What I mean is, I know that feel Jerry.

Josh Robinson

Glad you're feeling better, physically if not completely psychically. Y'all are definitely a great part of my week.

Lennon McAuliffe

I cut the shit out of my hand a while back when trying to quickly prepare a dinner to wolf down before heading out the door to a Tegan and Sara concert I was running late for. Because of the time crunch, I didn’t clean it out well and it got super infected. I had to go to the doctor, and that’s how I ended up finding out that sulfa antibiotics make me break out in hives from head to toe. Fun times. The concert fucking rocked, though. No regrets.

Anonymous

Love you guys Jezza, thank you for doing the Lord's works and keeping us entertained <3

Steve Schrab (MegaSmack)

I learned the hard way to never use a mandoline without a guard. I can't even look at them any more without shuddering. Thanks for you and everyone at PA does. You guys are the best.

Zillions

Thanks for everything y’all are doing at PA to keep us entertained during our worldwide ‘rough patch’. Sending love to everyone at PA! <3

Zack Rhodes

Thank you all for everything you do, especially through these wack times we find ourselves in! Take care!

Tom Manhart

Thank you Jerry! We appreciate the work you do to carve out pieces for all of us... just maybe try not to take any more out of your hand. ;)

Core Flux

PA and it's expanded activities *CTeam* certainly are my beacon in the darkness.

Anonymous

Hey, this may be a stupid question, but I can't seem to find the answer... How are the Patreon Merch coupons distributed?

Anonymous

Go to the PA site and click "Sign in with Patreon" in the top right to connect your account. You'll then see a gear you can click which will display coupon info :)