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TESD EP. 600 (Patreon)

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The Trial of Git 'em Steve-Dave.

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TESD ep 600

The Trial of Git 'em Steve-Dave.

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Steve D.

Get it git-em! Congrats on 600 gang.

Jaime

Yes!!!!!!

JoeyMagz

Been here since episode one and this is such a great milestone to witness! Here's to 600 more!

Kyle

YESSSSSS!!! So excited for this one!

James Pare

Yes!!!! Congrats on 600 eps everyone! Here’s to 600 more!

Jared Jemison

🎵Let my Git em gooooooooo 🎵

bill hunt

Very excited for this

Jay 🐜

aaaa here we go!!!

ET

💙💙

Erich!

CONGRATULATIONS, GANG!!!!! LET'S FUGGIN' GOOOOO!!!

Brandon Amato

Justice for Git 'em! If he's 148 and unfit, you must acquit!

Bconway87

The wait is finally over !!

Pug Riley

Court is now in session!

thatoneguy02

Well, this was a good few months without GitEm

Chris Catterall

Please nobody spoil. I have to wait another 17 hours.

Edward Hall

Just about to make a succulent chicken finger dinner and lo to my surprise; Here it is!!

Ramon Esparza

Been a listener since episode 1. It’s been a long 600. I’m still in love with pod.

Danielle Brewster

6️⃣0️⃣0️⃣🐜🐜🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎊🎉🎊🎂

Buddy

Yes let's go!!!

Zachary Garner

BQ said, “He’s such an important figure that we’re dedicating our 600th episode to him”, Bro he was also the key figure in 300 too 😂😂

GILP
>>141863583

Really? Feels like just yesterday Bry and Walt were guests on Smodcast...

Casey Jones

Yeeeeahhhh!!!! Congratulations on 600+ amazing episodes.

Frank

Awesome been waiting for this. Let’s go Gitem

Isaac

It’s here!

Joe zola

I've been waiting for this!! So excited

Ramon Esparza
>>141863583

That first pod was raw. Listening to bry and Walt was my escape from my shitty 30s. Fighting over the name of the pod was the best.

John Luedtke

49 minutes in and this is the best episode of all time. Holy shit...LOVE IT!

Andrew Morales

The boys don’t miss, another awesome milestone episode. I left my 20’s and entered into my 40’s with Steve Dave. Hope we get another 600 episodes more!!

Broonly1

Congrats guys, there was times in the early 100s I wondered if we'd ever get here, so happy how you have all grown during this amazing ride

Ivan Sanchez

Wow, video for the five dollar tier now I know what those elite $10 tier feel like!

Tim Ryckman

Congrats 👏. It didn't feel like 4 hours. It had everything u want in a TESD episode. I loved reliving a lot of great memories. I loved watching Walt laugh his ass off. Gitem was absolutely hilarious when telling his version of life if they didn't meet. Fantastic all around.

Nick

John the Sexy Lawyer earned his spot in TESD town with this one. Getting Keanu in Devils Advocate vibes. I hope his para submitted Walt a bill

Ramon Esparza

Is it ok to get teary eyed listening to it

Amy Hill

Johnny Law is pretty funny and fits in very well.

innocent bystander

Holy shit! what a great episode. 148 is back on the mic! Let the good times roll.

Benjamin Apuan

Great episode, exactly what ep 600 should have been. Great work to all of you guys. Did us proud

Carlene

Holy shit. I was not expecting to cry! That was truly heartbreaking. But also, I laughed so hard and so much that my husband came in to find out what was going on. WOW. It’s so awesome to see everyone, the games were amazing, that tattoo is amazing, and the trial was freaking awesome. I love the lawyers, I loved the stories, I’m just so grateful and happy and blown away. Thank you to everyone for all the time, effort and energy that went into this, and thank you Gitem for being able to take the shit and abuse you take with such humor. You’re so funny, and so appreciated. Good work boys!

Tom Rader

I am already looking forward to episode #666. The Exorcism of Git'em Steve-dave. Father Lance already hinted at it. If the tesd crew does not miss too many weekly shows, it should drop just in time for Halloween 2025. Should make for a great OverKill episode.

Javier

Incredible episode 600! Thank you guys for the years of amazing content

KVLT

Love it, i love that this is kind of a veiled celebration of Walt as well as the real mastermind of the show. Both lawyers were great, but the defense reslly reminded me of Uncle Jack from Sunny, which was amazing too

matt thorne

Congratulations to the guys for 600 episodes! Let’s start the count over at 1 and go for another 600! “He’ll lose the spring in his limp.” Quote of the episode

Joe Carvajal

Did Tim come in from a dentist appointment? I love the ppp segment subtley hinting get’em has never actually been to a party

Jarkko Grönberg

Thank you Git'em for everything. Thank you also for making me tear up.

Dylan

Convinced me to cancel my Patreon.

Amber

Congrats on 600!! And thank you!!! Walt in particular works so hard to bring us the best content and anyone who complains is an entitled prick. I have listened through every episode more than once. I can’t get enough. You guys are constantly playing in the background of my life. I feel honored to be part of this journey even in the smallest way as a listener. The dedication each TESD citizen has given over the years is unmatched. If there is any faith to be had in this world TESD will go for another 600! 🥳

RePix2

It's decided. I am donating my zulu warrior statue

Tyler Flynt

Brilliant, Happy 600 TESD !

Nathan Hoover

Gitem's tie was perfect. Also, this was obviously rigged from the start & I love it. LOL

Susan DeSena

Ming was the MVP. Congrats on 600 from an original 13%.

Ronald Trent

Thank you all for this episode 600. Been listening since the smodco episodes with Bry and Walt. Pretty much only podcast I listen to now, and looking forward to 600 more! And the two new lawyer citizens of Tesd town were amazing!

Jeremy Soers

Congratulations to all of you on 600 episodes! This is hands down my ultimate favorite podcast that I listen to. Here's to 600 more!

Frank Buckley

“They thought I might be blind, I couldn’t pass a class, they thought I might be learning disabled, instead it turns out I’m a genius” I’m pretty sure this statement gave me a stroke.

Richard A Mesa

Thank you TESD and all my fellow Ants 🐜. Happy 600th to my favorite show hands down.

Jacob Logan Spliedt

I’m surprised the prosecutor didn’t ask for proof of IQ. This would have been the best time to get a definitive answer to that question. A lot of his testimony and his contributions to the pod are based on that 148 number. (FYI, I am a get em fan. I am just trying to be impartial.)

Jonathan Bloodworth

How the hell did we make it this far? To all the ants who’ve been here since day 1, cheers. To all the ants who’ve come sometime in between, cheers! And to the boys themselves who’ve made this journey possible, fucking cheers to 600 more 🍻

Michael J Curtis

All hail the lord of podcasts, TESD!!! Thank you to the entire family including the ants, TESD makes life better! Happy 600!

Phil Maynard

Finding your podcast was a Ray of light in the hardest six weeks of my life. I cared for my passing Dad and even in the middle of heartbreak and loss Q's turn in the Barrel, or a Sunday Jeff 1 true 3 could make me howl with laughter or scream at my phone in frustration. In a single moment 600 showed why TESD is the shark! As Genuine tears of sorrow and empathy for Git'em flowed down my face, I howled with laughter and gawfaws at how easily and eloquently a man can be kicked while he is down.

Eric Cripe

@2:22 that video is the best for that cover of NIN. If that had been on MTV the world would have goosebumps. Love it Congratulations on 600esp!!!

Emily Glen

I loved this episode so much I watched it twice! Amazing job to EVERYONE involved. I hope there no hate but I’m ain’t looking for it

JoeyMagz

That dead silent reply from Walt in regards to "Let's all thank Mike Z" speaks heavy volumes.

Emily Glen

Johnny law and the other lawyer were awesome

Michael Coelho

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Eddy Hernandez

Ming the Maverick. The rap was on point and hilarious. We all know this is just for the 600, but Ming GOAT

Suckin Ballsacks

It's now confirmed that Tim the record store clerk has shit taste in music.

Connor

Amazing episode, long been awaiting this one and it didn’t let me down. I think we need both Dan and Johnny law on drunk story time. Think Dan has potential to be a great addition to the gang, hopefully not the last we see of him. He did great for being on his first time and I hope Walt really meant that about trying to get him back. Him and Johnny law show would be a great idea to throw around

CosmicTrashPanda

Greatest episode of TESD ever! Also a really nice cap on 600 episodes of the pod. Through all the ups & downs we are Antz 4 life!

Kyle H

Amazing !!!

Arwen

Preach, Officer Troy! Trust your TESD boys, and if you don't like what they're bringing you then just leave.

Brandi

600 did not disappoint! I did not expect to get emotional at the end but what you guys have created here is something very special to this community of ants. I appreciate all you do to keep the anthill going. 🖤🐜

Donnie Petko

nothing but hits for 4 hours

Kali6ur

Congratulations on 600 guys!

Jason Ramswick

When Git'em cried my heart melted, and I said out loud to no one "aw Git'em, buddy" I used to say Git'em is great in small doses, but I swear, i will never say anything negavite about Git'em again . . .unless im bust'n balls, but never seriously.

mikeydajune

Make Tell em Steve Dave great again! Free Git em Steve Dave. This episode was fantastic and got me through my workday. Love you guys and congratulations on 600, here's to another 600 Tesd is the shark 🐜 🐜 🐜 🤘🤘🤘 Ps, I'm embarrassed to admit but when Git em expressed his appreciation and love for the guys I got glassy eyed. Just know Gitem, you're contributions to TESD have made me laugh and smile when I was going through hard times, and for that I thank you. God bless you 🙏

BR4D

I cried. Everyone has a Git'em in their life. Glad the TESD has one. (Also, Tim should have won that PPP, those songs slap.)

Bajamin

Troy with the “…I think it’s funny” when git ‘em did what he did on the stand had me spit on my work computer. 10/10 trial. I wish there had been old clips pulled and used like they did to Q back in the day.

Cody mastel

I have missed Troy so much on tesd. Always kills it

Jenna

This was fantastic and also the first episode I’ve watched instead of listened to. Gonna up that subscription for the video pods now!

Aaron Barnes

They forgot to thank Tara the cat hahah

PatreANT

This was such a fun episode. Loved everything about it. It’s easily top 10 episode for me. Thank you guys for keeping up with this for 600 episodes. It’s really cool to have grown up with this podcast. Git ‘em, you’re the man. Glad you’re back on the regular pod. Walt, that “No” at the end was so fucking funny and kinda gangster. Jimmy, you keep on proving that you’ll do anything for someone you love.

Joshua Davis

Automatic classic. Tremendous job all around. Those four hours flew by. I’ve always loved Git’Em, would never ask for him to be removed. He is, as said in the episode, TESD’s muse. He is the living embodiment of the pod’s soul. The mascot. He belongs. Guys, thank you so much for 15 years of excellence. You truly have created something special that means a lot to quite a few people. You guys have made a difference. And Johnny Law is the man. Terrific new member of TESD Town!

Mark Lawrence
>>141939329

Lmao I just listened to that episode yesterday. “For a week Suzanne went by the name Sully.”

Aaron Barnes
>>141937202

I cried at the end when they were talking to each other and omg git ems story about Brian’s death was the best

Kelly Doren

Walt is the GOAT. The whole episode shines with his influence. The games, the concept. He flags off on himself, but he's such a creative guy. Congrats on 600 guys! Love you all.

Nicholas Palermo

I thought it started off really rough but was 1000 percent won over by the end. Great episode.

Matt Powers

What a show , great job!

Eric Perrier

Fantastic episode - an all timer! Thanks everyone involved for all your efforts

Nate 7

I have not finished yet, but I just wanted to add that this is without question one of the greatest TESD productions since inception. Incorporating games, which are known to be an ant favorite, into the court case was brilliant. Everyone that contributed has done an excellent job.

Travis fayy

Made a 32 year old man tear up on his birthday, love you guys, great gift.

Kinsey Elwell

This episode couldn't have come at a better time! I've been more depresso and not as expresso lately. I needed these laughs 🤘

Kris and Aubree

One of the best episodes of all time! TOP 5! TOP 5!

Jordan S

Thank you to all involved for this incredible episode that I'm only a couple hours into. I'm sure it can only get better. A special thank you to both lawyers, put into a difficult high pressure role but pulling through TREMENDOUSLY. I am so very impressed. Please pass along this viewers appreciation and for really turning around a very down day for me.

Chris Catterall

I don't even know what to say. That was absolutely incredible. You guys absolutely smashed it yet again! I truly love you guys, I'll never be able to put into words how important you ALL are to me and I genuinely am proud to be part of the Anthill and to be a 4CD (#1330). Just astonishing what you've achieved. I love you all and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Andre Dupes

Just me or was Dan the Lawyer kind of underwhelming and aside from attacking Frank 5 seemed unprepared? He was still good, just not what I expected given the lead up.

Chris Catterall
>>141952913

Oh you think this was fair? He was massively disadvantaged from the start. He could be the best lawyer in the world and he'd have lost. He was very funny, I really liked him :)

Jessica Quenga

This was amazing! Thank you for everything you guys do! We love you guys!

Tim Hicks

TESD crew means the world to me. Love you guys and I truly hope your team has the energy for many more years of creativity. Thank you all!

Josh sullivan

DRUNK STORY TIME!!!!!! Genius move by picking that song during the credits too

Thomas D

I’ve still got an hour left but this has been amazing so far.

Nate Slaven

Thank you guys for the incredible content you deliver to us on a weekly basis. Loved every minute of this episode!

Jamie quinn

Masterful! The growth of this show from beginning to now has been unbelievable to watch. Also, free Gitem

Landon Meek

Great episode! Congrats on 600 episodes guys! TESD continues to be a highlight of my week every week!

Joseph Bjoraker

Great show absolutely brilliant , loved the rap by Ming Chen. The whole TESD crew was just great from jimmy the hair guy to Frank 5 everyone was just awesome. Thanks TESD for the great show.

steve cecala

Solid gold, boys. Here's to the next 600!

VulgarVixen

My face hurts from laughing...TESD for Life!🤘

Daryl D

Absolute perfection! Couldnt have wished for a better 600!

Taylor Martin

Great episode! Glad to have been a listener since episode 1

Froskull

Wow! Fantastic! An episode worthy to be number 600 for sure! Both Danny & Johnny Law were great and so quick on their feet. Tim the record store clerk was unchained and combative and had me laughing out loud. Definitely a highlight for me. I was so happy to get a Ming Chen rap and 2 Live Crew or 1 Middle Aged Jew rap in the same ep. Perfection. Also, every time the camera suddenly switched back to Jimmy being tattooed, laying on his side, and the tattoo artist would suddenly sit up very quickly, I was eerily reminded of that weird scene in The Shining where the old man was getting head from a person in a beaver mask or whateverthefuck. Just me? Probably. Forget about that part.

Robert Allaire

I came by this show from SMOD like a lot of others, probably. But I've kept up with this one over the years and its mainly due to the strength of Bry and Walt's friendship, which really comes through. And the two of them together are among the most effortlessly funny people I've ever heard. Then after some years Q is added & it gets better, it just keeps getting better. There is something to be said for the positivity of it all, which is something I also get from IJ. It's a light in the darkness for me. I love you guys.

Matt Powers

DRUNK STORY TIME! ARE YOU KIDDING !? HELL YEAH BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR YEARS

Donald Lamoureux

A TESD Masterpiece with a happy ending! Love ya Git'em! Welcome back.

Jonathan Bloodworth

I mean WTF. It’s the greatest episode of all time. The call backs are insane. The guest list is perfect. This is my new favorite episode, replacing the original Xmas pod. Thank you all so much for the 15 years of the best ride of my life. I mean Jesus, I enrolled and graduated college to this pod. I have a career now. Like many ants, I fuckin grew up to this podcast! Thank you all and welcome back Git Em. ❤️‍🔥 🐜

Dank Dubz

This was amazing, what an absolute killer for Ep 600! Honestly cannot wait for another 600 more. Love these guys.

Bajamin
>>141952913

Did you not catch the end? Where the pointed to git em and handsome lawyer getting all the notes, script, answers and jokes and they gave him nothing? That was literally the point. They did the same thing with ghost pussy back in the day. He said he had a post it note and the boys had a whole thing prepared. Did you not see gitem and lawyer having a script in hand the whole time and Dan had nothing?

Ernie Wiegand

Stephen Hawking was once asked what his IQ was and he answered, "I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers."

Thomas Church

Episode was perfect. Glad Gitem is back! This coming payday im upgrading up a tier. Everyone knocked this one out of the park. My wife was wondering why I was bawling while a bearded man was on my screen. I had my headphones in. So I’m sure it was odd looking.

Joshua R Brock

Seriously, can’t wait for 600 more! Knew it was rigged from the first game, but in the best possible way. There are times Git ‘Em can drive me totally nuts, but he’s a net gain for the pod. Welcome back! Oh, and I knew all of Tom’s songs, and they’re great, but Git ‘Em’s picks were definitely superior even though his movie argument was weak.

Joshua R Brock
>>141952913

Felt like he was intentionally portrayed this way; kind of an ambulance chaser. But I’d agree with Chris. Would definitely like to see him pop up again!

kitgrrrl

I remember Git em tearing up when he talked to the guys about being there for him after the fire, but it's been a while since he got emotional. The recent events with his behavior in question included when he said that if it all ended tomorrow, he and Walt would probably not hang out anymore. It was nice to see him genuinely choked up about what everybody means to him. And he seemed like he will actually make an effort to control his impulses to interject. In other news...this was a hilarious episode!!! If I didn't know any better, I'd think that the puppet master himself orchestrated the entire thing. Hmmmm. Nah. Love you guys!!!

Broonly1

👏👏👏👏 excellent, just excellent

Gavin Mayberry-Long

Still remember Ep 1, amazed and entertained by 600 cant wait for 700!

Matt Marshall

For fucks sake, Walt. Zip up that robe. A brilliant episode spoiled visually by Flanagan !!

Steve D.

Ok Walt. Next big episode… horror themed 666!

Aaron loney

This was incredible. So so good. Didn’t even notice the time pass. 🤘

Hass

Brilliant podcast to celebrate getting to 600. Congratulations guys 🎉 Glad to see Git Em is back and with his own show. I’d love to see more Sexy Lawyer and Jimmy the hair guy in future episodes. I’ve been getting withdrawals from the lack of Git Em and Jimmy. Another Jimmy getting inked is due

John Smith

Single handily the best thing I’ve seen in my life of 36 years well done gentleman get em Steve Dave the trial of the century

Key.

Okay ants im about to say some gay ass emotional shit. I never post anything on here, and I'm still watching the episode but I just want to say something here while I'm feeling sentimental. I have been listening to TESD since I was in the 8th grade, ( I'll be 30 this year). My friend Christian put it on while we were playing video games one day, and boom, not only did he introduce me to podcasts in general, more importantly he introduced me to bry, q, Walt, Sunday Jeff and yes, get'Em. Through TESD I found out about Kevin smith, impractical jokers, comic book men but gotta tell you guys, TESD has been something that I can say I grew up with. I would move several times, leaving behind friends like the one who showed me the pod, but no matter how many times my family moved, I always had the pod, no one in my family even knew what a podcast was lol This was my thing I constantly had on because even as an 8th grader, I identified more with you sick fucks more than I did with whatever dumb shit people my age were into.and that still holds true till this day, You guys have been great I appreciate y'all. And Walt, should you ever want to hear about the exciting career as a CO you missed out on, give me a shout, I literally just found out I made sergeant and have a few stories under my belt. You have no idea the shit you dodged passing that career up and I mean that metaphorically and in the literal sense as well. Congratulations boys, Can't wait for 600 more!!!

Joxer9

Been listening since the first ep!! Congrats you guys !! Happy 600!!

John Smith

I’d say you Got em Steve Dave

Steven ODonnell

Congratulations on 600 episodes. I’ve been listening since the first episode and look forward to staying with you until the end, hopefully in the far distant future.

DanglyNuts

Fantastic episode, what a performance by the defense

tdoggle

Sweet episode. 10/10

Andre Dupes
>>141952913

Of course I did, but even his line of questioning and opening and closing remarks. You see how prepared sexy lawyer is and you make some adjustments along the way. He was entertaining and there was no way Gitem was going to lose, but I wanted a bit more out of the prosecution.

John Meteer

Tim should win an award for Biggest Try Hard with that music list. #GitEmForever

golden glute goose stepper with a tad of a temper

been listening to the show since 2010, and this might be my first or 2nd time posting on here but just wanted to say great episode and congrats on 600!!... Also I think im not alone on this.. i would love longer episodes!

Spencer Iverson

That raw emotion from Git 'Em fucked me up...

Amie Struzzi

Great episode guys and many congrats and even more thanks for all the amazing content you have given us throughout the years, much love!

Matt Brooks

"I've taken shits for 35 years, nobody wants to watch that"

Daniel Conderman

I knew they were friends, but I had no idea that Git'em and Walt truly love each other. They won't say it, but they clearly want each other in there lives forever.

Daniel Conderman
>>141937202

Tim's songs were great for a party you wanted to be able to talk to someone at, Get'ems were songs that you rage and dance too. They were both good lists, but for different parties.

Josh Lamers

This was awesome, hands down my favourite podcast

Nicki

why am I crying 🥲

bill Mccaslin

All I'm going to say is it made my day and I needed that today thank you.

Luc Gareau

Amazing episode, well worth the build up and the wait. This episode serves to show on how much of a family TESD is, and we as listeners and fans are privileged to be able to be able to be a small part of it. Thank you for all the funny, and here's to many, many more years!

Scott Wulfestieg

Congrats on the road to 600. All of you are an integral parts of the show...except for Laudando, he's pretty much a used douche.

Benjamin Rostance

Congratulations on 600! Glad to have Git back on the pod and here's hoping we all get another 600+ more episodes!

Sam Diaz

Awesome episode! I hope you guys never end TESD

Ramon Esparza

Rogan who? Corolla who? Tesd is tits.

Mr. Talbot

Something tells me Git-em's wearing cargo shorts.

jimmy

One of the best episodes ever! Great job guys

Jamie Meecham

Congratulations on 600 episodes and what a way to celebrate this incredible milestone than with, what some are calling, the trial of the century. So cool to have see all the TESD Town regulars in one capacity or another contributing to an amazing piece of, dare I say, art. Love you guys, you make the world a better place and finally, finally we have #justiceforgitem

Ben Bryson

Such a great episode! Congrats on 600 episodes!

Michael Minto

Greatest Show!!!!! I would have paid to watch this in a movie theater! So damn good. Get’em was so real when he cried. In that moment he was speaking for most of us Ants and we shared in his love and appreciation of you three!

Jay MacLeod

4 non blondes should be the opening theme for drunk story time

Tigmo

“He might lose the spring in his limp!” and “Smothers Day” killed me

David Bauer

600 was fantastic boys!!! It’s been an honor listening to you over the years congratulations…. PS Father Lance mentioning episode 666 was my favorite!

Clif Haley

"Have you, uh...been to any buffets with him lately?"...THAT'S how you do legalin'!

Mike Stanton

Phenomenal. Congrats on 600 episodes!

chug

congrats on 600!!! we love you gitem!!!! <3333

James Roberts

Awesome! Congratulations on 600!

VonDiesel 3000

Blue lawyer did not take this seriously. People aren’t annoyed because of Git’em’s personal relationships with TESD Town residents. Most of them including myself would say he seems like a perfectly nice guy and we’d love to see him pop in every now and then. However, being the fourth member of TESD on the main podcast is completely unnecessary and a lot of the times ruins the episodes. They’re not as funny because the three stars aren’t able to bounce off each other, which is what made everyone love the show in the first place. Their attention ends up just turning to Git’Em, his situations, his health, or just him spouting stupid facts and getting them on something else that inevitably is not as funny as what they were originally talking about. I think most of us still want him around. His silent role, pulling up things for the guys as they’re talking has been great. These have been some of the best episodes in a long time. I like him popping in the show every now and then and him on the Patreon shows sometimes. He’s just not charismatic enough to be the fourth member of TESD.

Andrew J Kiess

Up there with the best episodes in TESD history! Thank you boys for 600 episodes and more of entertainment!

Christopher Perkins

Awesome episode! Been listening since 2011 episode 600 did not disappoint. Can't wait to see drunk storytime return.

Jeff K

Guys, a huge thanks for all the entertainment over the years. I don't think there's anything outside my own family and personal life that I've been so invested in and had such warm feels for.

Charlie

Sunday Jeff should have been the one on trial. Terrible. I hate when he is on. Never any value.

Thomas Church

Like I posted earlier, since it’s payday I upgraded to bullet ant. This was all because of how amazing Episode 600 was.

Key.

Man ima just say it, if you don't like get'em to the point that your going out of your way to write essay level comments describing your issue with his personality and what you think is role on the pod should be, go right on ahead and stfu. Git'em has been a corner stone of the show for years. Don't like him? Don't listen. And don't expect to be taken seriously if you haven't figured that out allready, it's a bit. Your not an Ant, your a parasite.

Adam Carroll

John absolutely crushed this. Clear star of the episode. You can tell he's a true blue ant and delivered like crazy. What a legend

Bryan

This group is an extended part of my family just like most of you feel the same way. This was absolutely perfect and the guys at the end was emotional for me and probably most. I truly hope that this special thing they have created goes on forever. Thank you for allowing me on this journey for 15yrs and you guys and this have rocked.

Deana Novak

TOP 5 TOP 5 show for sure! Thank you for 600 episodes! TESD has been my life’s soundtrack since the beginning and I don’t know what I would do without it. Long live the Ant Hill and long live TESD! 🐜🐜🐜❤️

Joe

This was amazing. John fits into the tesd town so well. Danny the lawyer was such a good sport too knowing he had an uphill battle to face. Great episode guys

Geoff Walter

Thank you TESD, and congrats to GOAT-EM!

BJ Kyzar
>>142093926

Nice gate keeping bro. The show is not above criticism. I loved this episode but that is a terrible take.

Brody Barrington

Tim’s “party starting” music is garbage lol R&B music all from before the 70’s… Tim PLEASE play those songs at ANY party so you can enjoy a reality check. And your responses/rebuttal made you look like a clown child! Boooooo Tim

BJ Kyzar

Great episode. Congrats on 600! Would love to see the original download numbers from the first few episodes. Judging by the amount of people that claim the be episode one listeners would be interesting.

BJ Kyzar
>>141893287

Except the creators losing money. The only ones that actually matter.

Key.
>>142093926

Interesting. I did not state the show was above criticism, bro. My "terrible take" is a response to criticism about git'em and the show that I disagree with. Calling that "gate keeping" is a bit redundant bro. No one is above criticism. Not even the critics

Ken
>>142093926

I love this family. Happy 600 TESD Town and Ant Hill!!!

Michael Mcrey

We need a Jonny Law / Troy crime-cast

Matthew Musclecock

git em is essential at this point. great episode. Literally evoking multiple emotions. This podcast is the equivalent of high theater

Sean Starke

Amazing, too many highlights to highlight!

Robert Allard

I cannot believe how much I loved this episode. The number of call backs was insane. Walt wrote an amazing episode. Well done to all. Jeff's Kiss.

Garrett

This was outstandingly good, I fuckin loved it, hilarious from the very first image to the last song. Unreal how good this was

Joe Botelho

can i be walts son, i got all 4 things that got Walts engine running

Jeff Srack
>>142065823

This is exactly how I feel. He seems like a great guy for sure, but that's not the point.

steve munoz

I'm still not the biggest gitem fan, but everyone has to admit that you wouldn't get such a great episode without him. Congrats on 600

Kevin Conley

Great episode! Tim the Record Store Clerk!!!!!

Sarah

Unreal episode! Loved every second, especially Q, Walt and Bry’s sweet words to each other at the end. Congrats on 600 episodes to everyone in TESD town 🩷

Luz Lenoir

Loved it! It was a little awkward watching the fig part soley because my dude was right next to me XD shit got steamy 🥵

donuts

❤️

Diamond

This was the best episode. Aww, the pure emotion and the yucks! Git ‘em and Walt’s relationship is so special 😭 I love them so much! And I love all the rest 💖 good job, guys!

Maddog Chad

Amazing episode, gitem is the man

Ian Groovy

Kudos! Here's to the next 600 episodes!

@redheadAnt

Walt every bit of content you've come up with has been AMAZING! I can't imagine a life without you guys in it. Seriously Thank you for EVERYTHING 💕

Power Plant Phil

That was excellent guys. Welcome back Git'em.

Phil Maynard
>>142065823

Blue lawyer didn't take the fake comedy trial he walked in knowing he would lose seriously! You do understand that Trails by fireants are a bit? A device to generate content? And still Git'em bashing? Are you nuts, did you listen to this pod? do you not realise the show would not be the show without him! TESD boys are the Fraggles and walts boys are the doozers! No offence to BWQ but cant you see the pod would have collapsed years ago if they hadn't added cast and expanded their scope. Your opinion is like saying I love 02, I love breathing but I hate my lungs and want them ripped out my chest and stomped on. Also lookup charismatic cos the man certainty is! In fact isn't the whole argument he's to much of a character for the dissenters.

Justin Fitzgerald

What an amazing episode! It's been a wild, amazing ride from 1 to 600. All of the laughs, tears, and shocks along the way. TESD is the only pod that I've ever bought merch for and the only thing I subscribe to on Patreon. Thanks boys for providing the ants with so much great content. Now that's Git-em-tainment!

Vincent

Loved it, well done everyone

X
>>142093926

No one is above criticism....unless it's Gitem then everyone can stfu. That's how you sound.

Shane Belknap

Congratulations, truly you've all saved my life just as brian and Q have done for each other. I feel like you are part of my family. I cant wait to see 600 more episodes! If you ever need a professional Chef(Better then Mike) on the show, please 🙏 don't forget about me! I love you all! Shane from small town Illinois!! 2173163944

Jaime

Greatest moment....."I think it's funny" Troy just earned another 600 episodes.

Brian Kazmierski

Holy shit. Just finished. Great stuff. Congratulations on 600 episodes!!!

AngelaJ

Awesome 600th episode. You guys are great and so much fun to listen to. Glad Git 'em is free to speak, he was missed. keep these episodes coming!

Chad

That was excellent fellas, one of the best things you guys have ever put out. Danny and Johnny were breakout stars! Congrats on 600 and looking forward to many more

Clint @alwaysawake.co

Great episode. The trial of the century. I liked Johnny law before, but he really proved himself here. Troy killed it with just a couple of one-liners. I do wish the prosecution went harder. Not mean or anything (I do like Git-em), but in a way that made it feel like the listeners gripes were being addressed, and that there were actual stakes instead of being pretty one-sided. I’m happy Q went after him a bit, and I agree that the domain thing was a big deal. But overall, it was a blast to watch and I’m excited to see what the hell drunk story time will be like lol. Hope TESD goes as long as possible. Love the boys and I’m an ant & four color demon for life!

Jonathan Rodriguez

Great episode! Congrats on 600! I'm very excited to have Gitem back. Hopefully it has become obvious episode one of Drunk Storytime should be "Mrs. Doubt Fire Ant" where Gitem wears a wig and reads children's books.

almasterfunk

Congratulations on 600 fellas! :)

Danielle Brewster

Congratulations on #600! 🎊🥳 🎉 You guys are the best... can't wait for the next 600!

Lovmara

Amazing.

Steve Tillman

Congrats on 600 guys!! Well done

Mutorcs

Jeez ya coulda given Gitem a hug or fist bump when he got emotional.

Justine 'ScoopOKarma' Cannon

The funniest bit is maintaining that Gitem didn’t have the game answers beforehand, when one correct answer was reiterated the exact wrong way from how it was posed. lol. Congrats on 600, gents. You are the gift that keeps on giving.

Rick

I mean instant classic! That was a work of art. XOxooXxO to Get m

Dusty2099

ALL TIME GREAT EP!!! Only thing that could've made it better would've been to end with the full version of Git'Em-oke's NIN Closer, that should be the close to every TESD pod!

Tom

The absolute best. Again. Even loved the thank you credits at the end - that list alone brought back a flood of memories listening to this pod. TESD 4 LIFE.

Niek Janman

Loved it. Congrats! 🎉

Daniel Colaianni

Someone needs to put Mike on trial for his crimes against TESD

Patrick Conley

Amazing episode I’ve watched it 4 times! When Troy said he thought it was funny when gitem was crying, I about died

Belen

Wow 600 episodes is crazy! But what is crazier is that NIN cover I’m with Tim & Johnson on that one disturbing… anyway congratulations guys

Matthew Cettei

Excellent work by both lawyers. Johnny Law has quite the quick wit!

Matthew Cettei

Also, Officer Troy's line: "I think it's funny!" lolol

David Walker

Masterpiece episode. I teared up a little when Gitem started crying too. Love ya Gitem

Mark Stewart

Git 'em's back! Upgraded my membership to "Pony". :D

TDrizzle

congratulations on 600 guys! Bryan Johnson is a gem, thank you for creating this pod for all of us to fall in love with over and over again

Stovetop

03:04:30 is real. Git'em loves TESD. They are his family. He cares deeply. Much respect.

Rad Rad

Thank you guys. It has been an honor to listen to all of you throughout the years. Here's to 600 more

Matthew Corey

TESD isn't just a pod, it's a community. You guys are the best.

Aimée

Troy's 'I think it's funny' absolutely floored me! Congratulations on 600 eps guys... TESD for life!

Tequila Slammer

Tim’s music selection geez was just so poor

Bill Beegle

Fantastic episode! I loved all the classic games. Thanks for all the years of entertainment!

Thomas Last

Great episode. 600 episodes and still my favorite podcast.

Rick Moen

I love drunk record store clerk!!!

Tony Califa

I’ve been listening since day one and this one had me tear up a tiny bit at the end… I am ashamed to have never subscribed but I’m on board now. Much love.

Wiggy Pop

Gitem had a chest sheet right?

Angelo Ray

Congratulations on #600! Loved everything about this episode!

Erik Jay Weber

I was downtown today for something else and stopped in to let Tim know HE WUZ ROBBED and his playlist was the winnah. Also my daughter (17, not 73) agreed. *BUZZER SOUND* Thanks for 600 and this crazy community. Love it all. But Tim still won.

Kelli Dorman

Awhh guys! This gave me all the warm and fuzzy feels! Thank you for everything! Congrats, I can’t wait for 600 more episodes!!

ColinFails

One of the best episodes ever.

Steve Sims

A great episode celebrating the greatest pod of all time. God bless TESD, God bless Gittem.

Lucy

Sexy Lawyer is incredible, get him a show!

Owen Edmonds

Taken me a while to get to this but that was worth it. Welcome back Gitem.

Asger Jacobsen

Absolutely stunning episode. Everyone was on fire! Glad to have Gitem back

Ricardo Vasquez

U know we love you Gitem. I’m glad Walt picked u up at the bottle dump, dusted you off, tucked you in a bag and brought you to TESD town.

FuckEmSteveDave

I thought Walt was gonna tell Gitem he loves him at the end there. I was waiting for the full circle moment. Trial of the century, no doubt. You guys are the best.

Hambone

Walt was not overhyping. This man’s looks, man have I become insecure

Jay MacLeod

Where's drunk story time??!?!