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Ranking Cigarettes (Patreon)

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2024-12-19 18:00:14
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2026-03-10 16:35:35
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We can not post this video on YouTube, so as a Christmas gift to our lovely and fabulous patrons, we're going to release it here! Enjoy!

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Cameron Crossen

love a good ol Marlboro black also what happened to the twitch??

Mike_c14

HOLY SHIT LETS GO

Johnny Yuma

Thank you papa. I didn’t smoke but I’ll start now

sparklingechostar

A gift just for us, it's really a Christmas miracle from Papa!!

AB.C

Blessings be upon us

Marxy1684

🤣🤣🤣Thank you sir.

Milkjug420

No fucking way we get cigarette tier list. Truly a Christmas miracle

Kiks1122

Man I wish there was a way to smell like shit, feel like shit, look like shit, and cover my whole house and car in thick tar!!

Nicolette

Thank you, Papa ✨ I’ve been wanting to take up smoking and need recommendations! Merry Christmas!

sam edelman

Unfiltered camels are where it’s at

moth

Thank u this video convinced me to smoke

Snooky Zun

MORE MAGARETTE BITS YAYY

CHAZ

This one gonna be a banger fr

Alina

Thank you papa for blessing us.

Chelly

Not me screaming " HUNTER NOO" for the last 5 minutes 😂😂😂

Zackery Kahle

I quit smoking in February of last year. I'm going to start again because of this video. My wife and kids thank you, because I am a horrible husband and father, and the sooner they can be rid of me, the better. THIS IS WHAT I DESERVE! Just kidding, thanks for the upload my guy!

Fen

Merry Christmas??

Spencer

In New Zealand one box of cigarettes costs about $40-50, most people that smoke (which is not many, because it's so expensive) roll their own. Anyways, smoking is bad m'kay?

Slam_Wallace

The Xmas gift I didn't know I needed.

OwO Queen

Best gift I’ve ever gotten in years. Thank you papa!

Brat L

Saw this notif while smoking a cigarette, perfect

JTwiggleTRON

Gross! I will have to pass on this one.

MaisonDeMadz

Bahaha a Merry Christmas indeed

Andrew Doane

Nobody smokes while eating... Always after your done. Only exception is coffee.

MelancholySpice

Wild you spent an entire house payment on smokes for a video. Blessed to see it tho

BunnyBoyBobby

My grandma stopped smoking a year or so ago and I still have her preferred cigarettes memorized

Charisma

YESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been waiting for this 😂🤣

ChaoticStanley

See most people take a puff of a cig between some bites. It’s slow and you take your time enjoying the meal while occasionally taking a drag like you would a sip of wine. Not Papa Meat tho. This genius is innovative and puffs the cig at the same time as eating a wing. Directly mixing the smoke and the food rather than the smoke aftertaste. Truly one of the greatest minds of our generation 👍🏼

Space Fruit

It’s so funny because of his FÜM sponsor 😂

Jindo mess

I love ya meat. I laughed a ton and i'm only 5 minutes in. But pls God I hope this doesn't become an addiction 😭

Spring

WEED AND MUNCHIE RANKING?

Abril

Margaret, my love <3

JacketVS

This video is just actually insane.

OJ

NOOO PAPA DONT GET LUNG CANCER FOR CHRISTMAS 😭

OJ

LMAO didn't think of that

OJ

😭😭😭

Lyrical Kell of Music

Imagine being the waiter and seeing 2 guys walk up with a camera about 15 cartons of cigs and ask for a large amount of extra W E T wings, cheese sticks, and a Shirley temple. What a sight

Elyk

Getting cancer for fun

OffDaBean

you doing alright zackery? lol

Robo Bo Bo

Only classy bitches smoke Virginia Slims. Thanks tho, this will help the post divorce process when I go to B dubs on the weekends.

BepTweBot

Omg I love this already

Sprink

God damn i miss cigarettes. Covid and Pfizer stole that shit from me

Brandon Diaz

How does it fair with Cheeeeese? 13:52 This is torture.

laney

my fucking god there’s no way this is real

Zackery Kahle

Yeah bro, I'm all good lol. Just a bit light tomfoolery in the comments

Milkjug420

L&M is definitely an old woman cigarette 😂

Halle Mezzo

The BEST Christmas gift 🎁 Thanks Papa!

Jimmyhohn

God if he would have had a pack of vantage reds I’d have died

Bethany

When you bit the cigarette I absolutely lost it. This video is worth the patreon subscription alone

Dorian Gasca

When I smoked my top three were Marlboro Black 100's Camel no9. And American Spirit blacks 5 years sober though

Jared Tresner

@2.25 I feel like the patreon is paying off

James Thomas

I smoked from age 16-21. Mostly Marlboro Reds & Camel Turkish royals. I smoked after every meal, but DURING is fucking nuts. Today, 12/19/24 is my 6th anniversary of quitting to the day... I still have dreams where I catch myself smoking.

Bblyn

Cannot wait to watch this with my man later tonight omg

Brodyiscool

YOU DID IT IN THE SAME DAY ARE YOU INSANE

OffDaBean

man this was a tough watch i applaud your commitment i wouldve quit after one

Brandon Diaz

Those motel scenes are snuff. So disturbing

The_Fonz24

I’m a smoker and the sight of Hunter smoking and eating at the same time hurt me inside. #americanspiritlightgreengang

Harlee Quinn

if you wanna feel like a real old woman try virginia slims (thats what my grandma used)

Emily Sirtori

The motel scenes 😂😂😂😂😭

Norshey

Camel’s are my favorite cigarette and are pretty nice if I could afford them lol. They’re like $10 where I’m from

Christina Smith

Seeing Hunter in bed like that was not on my 2024 Bingo card but here we are

Tyler George

He should’ve got Virginia Slims if he wanted an old lady cigarette 😂

Michael Glebis, Jr.

I’m a smoker, and watching you smoke and eat at the same time hurts my chest 🤣🤣 amazing video though.

Dot

It’s a Christmas miracle

Y0PPS

Aren't the camel blues their "light" version? And those ports are menthol, right?

Andrew Ridge

Just imagine the ppl tht work at the Buffalo wild wings he's at doin the video watching him probably laughing there asses off

sarah

Paul malls are definitely the worst

Kippler

Thank you for the content, papa meat.

waciba

Gross

Grimacita

i used to smoke the marlboro silvers the baby baby strong cigs lmao. my grandma used to smoke marlboro reds extra long

James Thomas

The Margaret sticker is under the desk in room 131 of the Motel 6- Airport location at 8230 NW Prairie View Rd, Kansas City, MO 64151

QUACK__QUACK_MF

Finally I know what cigarettes to give my kids when they turn 10

Michael grover

he went back to back to back like that god damn

McGreason

Smoked Camel Wides for 15 years. Nothin like a fat ass camel in your mouth after a salad. Fuck, I might get a pack after work now that I've seen this.

turnk brownie

Me watching this while I chain smoke my Newports :,) Why are you eating and smoking at the same time, just get full then eat 😭😂

turnk brownie

Me watching this while I chain smoke my Newports :,) Why are you eating and smoking at the same time, just get full then eat 😭😂

Maysen Winters

I can’t wait to develop an addiction just like my favorite youtuber papa meat!! 😁😁

NoeNoe

I hope you all learn about nicotine poisoning 😂

Charisma

hunter smokes cigarettes like a bougie French girl

PeoBitedude

I need a papameat bud ranking

DLP

You Tube don't know what they're missin'

PeoBitedude

This is why I happily pay ten dollars a month even if I never see my name in the credits

jiu

the pov 😭😭😭😭

Debbie Lipman

Can't watch it through due to vicarious chest pain and nausea. But funny!

BigWeenisEnergy

I was finally able to relapse the right way because of this video. Thanks Papa Meat!

Ethan

This is gonna make me smoke again. Can’t wait to be upset that the winner isn’t my favorite cig

Gremlin

11/10 video, absolutely -100/10 mouth feel oh my god

Michelle Cook

Nick and Hunter are way too close!!!! Hunter gonna need your P.O. Box to send the bill for my therapy after the motel room scene… lol

Villa_419

Mad love for ya Papa! Are we getting X-Mas gifts this year?

Elizabeth Baphometsolutely

My man's got Newports and not even the good Newports. Everyone knows the goat is Newport Menthol 100s in a box.

BigWeenisEnergy

Very innocent of tou two to think you're supposed to eat and smoke at the same time. You're supposed to smoke AFTER a big meal.

Sean Allen

I love this video! Keep it up papa I hope your lungs are okay

Kayla Bristol

I thought they were gonna space them out over like a couple days at least 😶‍🌫️

Ghost Lungs

This is the roughest ranking video to date

Patience

papa meat you're supposed to smoke after the meal - next ranking video should be the galaxy gas LMFAO

Jordan Falco

This is heinous and made me feel sick. I love it.

Anthony

Do heroine next.

ColonOnFire (Evan)

The 10 dollars I give a month REALLY isn’t worth what you just put your lungs and heart through papa, god DAMN!

Barbecue Sauce

😂😂😂 you smoke the cigarette after eating, silly! 😂😂😂

Mrs. L.S. Dajčar

Is there a Lucky Strike with filter option nowadays? Or are they made to add filters nowadays? Does the pack still state “It’s toasted” or “They’re toasted”? I haven’t smoked since my 20’s

Mason Walker

Thank you papa for killing your lungs for us

Anthony

Haha got it no E 😆

Matt Fitzy

We need more Margeret content honestly, she's probably my favorite character of any content creator.

Vicente Ochoa

Best strands of Ebola next papa please

Bjarke Rask

Oh boy, did Mr. Meat just launch a video for you then

Shanny Raichu

Why did you do them all in one day god damn 😭 watch the Barn fund go to hospital charges 😂

Strugg

You should have just pissed off a foreign country. It's be better for your health

Calli

No light blue American spirits ??

Waldo Collector of Vengeance

...I think this is what I needed to see to quit smoking. That being said, black coffee, a cigarette, and a McDonalds soft serve cone IS THE MOVE.

Patrick Bowers

Same, wish I could contact them somehow

tess kramer

Join the club papa. Merry Christmas

Sarah W

street drug tier list after that

Jimbo Cook

Every 18 year olds birthday in Iowa Thank you for the nostalgia mr meat

T-Scribbs

The motel was fucking hilarious

Umi

@44:22 Margaret is just a girl 🩷

Ciara Deaver

I never, EVER ate while smoking back in my youth. I feel like I made the right choice. Also, ultimate old lady cigarette = Virginia Slims. Thanks, papa!

Spencer Delpho

Camel crush were my favorite. Can’t stand the smell of smoke now, been about a year since I quit

Daniel Waits

Did not need to see Papa's O-face

Stover

Thank you for your sacrifice

Pizzly

Damn, what a treat!!

JDIZZLE420

thank you for taking minutes off of your life so you could review cigarettes for us 🙏

gruesome graphx

this is outstanding. I want to smoke now.

Aiden Parry

Sitting and watching nick laugh at Hunter suffering and smoking cigarettes was not on my radar but goddamn I did not realize how necessary this was for my well being

Allie Clark

We all needed that, don’t lie ;)

Yokaisheru

Nothing like some cheesy sticks with a side of filter!

Jonathan Everhart

This is the funniest thing I've ever watched, never do this again

OisinHendriX

I just quit smoking. Heinous Mouthfeel is the name of a Star Wars Villain.

J.C. Carter

I knew my ten dollars wer going to a good place! Cigarettes!

Jacob Rainwater

You a real savage for smoking the blue cheese. Jesus h Christ bro 👏

NattieNoctis

I knew I made a right choice subscribing to your Patreon 😭 but PLEASE Hunter are you okay??? My throat is burning from just watching

Riley Sopko

Playing games and watching degenerate acts in the background makes this worse when you see papa covered in splooge

UpsideDownSign

Smoking a different kind of thing while watching, thanks for the delicious meal Papa (seriously we don't need you to harm yourself to be entertained, funny goofy challenge but we love you)

MoonCakez

Dang, this was rough to watch. Funny but still painful to watch you increase the chances more medical issues. Hopefully we get video of you rating and trying fad diets.

LilBootymeat

As someone who used to smoke cigarettes, I don’t think I ever smoked while I had food actually in my mouth haha sounds terrible

thehorsiestadult

Watching Hunter chain-smoke in a bdubs parking lot is self care

ThatsProofEnough

Personally I think cigarettes are more enjoyable after a meal and coffee and cigarettes is a gross combo. I don't get why that became a thing

crows n bones

papa smoked so many cigarettes that he destroyed the palates of at least 20 new generations after him

Ashley Strickland

Papa meat flickin that one cigarette like it’s goin outta style tho

Flecha Team

I will donate a lung to you my papa!! And possibly a kidney..maybe. Also did you inhale if not my clause is void.

Brent Williams

You couldn’t control fire on this video thx papa meat

Marnie Azzarelli

Laying in that motel bed was probably more dangerous to his health than the cigarettes.

Payton Peltier

Thanks for the Patreon video meat man

WilleH

Is your team coaxing and Munchausen-by-proxying you to danger your health for the internet? Its OK Hunter you can tell, show on the puppet where they touched. jk

RoflmasterBigPimp

This Video is Awesome! And I have never ever wanted less to smoke. I feel like I got sick by just watching.

xunniexoo

seeing the bites of food with smoke filling the mouth is haunting me but now i’m gonna try it

PeoBitedude

did you reply to your own comment OP?

PeoBitedude

Or we goes a steps further and does a Flower tier

Roo

It's crazy seeing the branding on them, in the UK they all have pictures of horrific medical issues and no branding at all. They aren't even allowed brand colours or anything to differentiate brands, they all have the same packaging.

quinton chumley

Him eating with them was not easy to watch

dethsmom

So glad my $10 went towards a pack of cigarettes! love you, papa

iiTzStix

I now want to smoke cigarettes

Judah De Leo

I THOUGHT THE YELLOW ASS TONGUE AT 15 MINS WAS REAL I WAS LIKE WTFFFF 😭😭😭 good ass editing

BornNameless19

As a lomg time smoker who's trying to quit this made me wretch. U look like Bobby Hill after hank made him smoke a carton. Would have loved to see this on YT. Love from california!

Kaleb jeremy miller

My absolute favorite video so far and that’s high praise considering how much I love your catalog of content. Keep up the great work

Chardog117

Cig while on the toilet game changer

bxtcher

why would you do that to yourself?

Mary Williams

how do you explain buying 8 different types of cigarettes to the gas station attendant

MoonCakez

There are actually flowers that have psychedelic effects, which would also be wild video to watch.

SlipperyTag

No Füm sponsorship on this one, huh?

HellScreamJTF2

"i hope you get addicted to cigarettes you fat fuck." is my now new favorite quote

Badoopadoo!

I have never once eaten a meal while smoking AT THE SAME TIME 😆 You’re supposed to feast and then light up! This was hilarious and your dedication to giving us great content knows no bounds 🩷💛

Kerri Lewis

Them nips about to make me act up.

DJ Townsend

I don’t think you’re supposed to smoke WHILE eating lol

Mia G

What in white trash hell is this? I’ve never seen someone eat while smoking, let alone still have smoke in their mouth while nomming 😂

Madoka Vaughn

I didn't know people ate and smoked 💀💀💀

R Reed Cheatham

@4:41 The Newport felt like fiberglass because that's what's in them

Cole

When are we gonna get a grandma reveal?

Soupfinder

This one made me vomit. Thanks Pops!

Hendog

Lucky strike at least used to have the historical appeal. Those were the smokes that were sent to troops in WW2. Used to be hard. Looks like they threw that campaign into the garbage for a “rockstar” one. Can’t say I respect it. Not a smoker, but if I did wouldn’t be smoking new luckys

Hendog

That’s because you were born after smoking sections were done away with… you still see it sometimes. Definitely a thing smokers do

Hendog

That is insane

Hendog

It’s like a beer flight… “hes not an alcoholic, he just likes tasting them all”

Hendog

Because, he’s not the content creator we deserve, but the content creator we need.

Hendog

27:40. To really start raking in the Pu$$y, you should probably use a cooler lighter

Saren Carroll

I have the biggest crush on Nick omgggggg

Lynn C

My mom has smoked Marlboro menthol lites my entire life. Smoke stinks. And if you plan to consign clothes, wash them because it fuckin stinks.

thelegend275697

I will now buy a pack of camel, thank you Hunter

Jz

Watching papa cough his lungs out is just too funny. What an amazingly fucking dumb idea for a video.

Caoimhe MacCarthy

I know right. Also the boxes are all the same uniform design, a gross brown colour. With disturbing images on them depicting the consequences of smoking.

Donald Cook

Margret is one brutal bitch haha.

jayjay24

this is funny as shit

Dylan StGeorge

papa looks extra big under that blanket

Adilyna Forschler

I was appaled that prices were lower, out where I'm at Marlboro is $15 a pack!

Isaac Rios

Can I have the leftovers😩

Ty McDonald

Now we need a cigar review. That would be a lot more pleasant for you.

MISS_ROSE

I watched a papa meat video once, and now I have lung cancer. Papa meat. Not even once.

obamacore

my buddys dad chainsmoked lucky strikes on a camping trip we went too and i was dying the whole time, like 4 hour car ride and there were times he didnt even have windows down, i was on acid too so definitely didnt help the overstim

SwaggyDaddy

STICKER PACKET, PPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MisterBigChee

Screen recorded the final round for the spank bank

Kris Eiriksson

Missed out on the camel non filters, and the Marlboro menthols. When I smoked those were the best!

Barchloe

sad because my name is never on the list of patreon supporters:( i wanna show my bf

Joe Hayes

I know I'm a disgusting individual because this video makes me want to start smoking again 🤤

Lizzy and Rosco

I am not a smoker but tried Zyn on Halloween and my boyfriend is a maniac who does 12-24mg at a time and I thought that was normal so I had 12mg in my mouth for maybe 10 minutes and got nicotine poisoning which was an ungodly experience that gave me a taste of death. On an unrelated note, Zyn or Vape ranking video?

Tyler Turnbull

Coffee and a Marlboro? Nah son, Newport and a four loko.

Lizzy and Rosco

My sister lives in Sydney and Australia has at different points been pretty aggressive trying to stop smoking. At one point that crazy bitch was paying $30-40 for cigarettes with pictures of nasty feet on them

Izzy doofenzmertz

Me to I signed up with the highest rank about 4 months ago and I’m still not mentioned in the credits :(

Mythical Hoe

I have NEVER been a cigarette person, but my mom is a huge Newport fan and it disgusts me

Alejandra Dallo

Love this video! had me dying from laughter. RIP to you and Nicks lungs though

Stever P

Been killing myself with camels for years. Good choice!

Stever P

Going to travel to every cheap seedy motel around KCin search of that Margaret sticker

honeybeeli

surprisingly falling in love with nick, need his insta

Joulez

Im so glad i joined the patreon for this this is just great

BonkleMike

I felt sick by the end of this, and I don't even smoke anymore. The smoking WHILE eating was so terrible, typically you smoke after you finish your meal, not while still eating it lol. It was also painful seeing Lucky Strike all the way at the bottom behind even Pall Mall lol. I got a lot of love for the Luckies, cheap as hell and always give you coupons in the pack, and they didn't even have that cheap taste that most of the discounted cigs have (obviously Hunter didn't agree lol). Also live In Durham, NC where the factory they make/used to make them is at. Downtown there are buildings, smoke towers, and I think even a water tower that have the Lucky Strike logo on em, I think one even got turned into an apartment building. Called the "American Tobacco Campus" now in Durham, NC, some kinda school there too. If for whatever reason you decide to do this again, grab a pack of American Spirit Black, I guarantee that would terrorize Hunter lmao

Gadget-Pipes-Your-Mom

I want to smoke the Camels but I live in the UK and will lose all of the uniqueness of the branding... Maybe I should import. Wish my luck, I've never smoked before! :D

KumaGojira

Meat Canyon's new tagline: "Suffering through success"

Let's Talk About

My husband and I smoke Lucky Strikes because they’re so cheap. In Texas it’s like $5.00 per pack. I prefer Red’s and he likes Menthols. Also yes we’re gay white trash

BDC Ky

Meat speedrunning diabetes and cancer to see which kills faster.

Ciphon

As always, the editing of your videos really sends them over the edge. Papa has the best improv and dumb jokes, but the editing sends these videos to godtier funny moments lol

Gremlin

Watching this is New Zealand where a 20 pack of Marlboro Reds are $45NZD which is roughly $26USD 😭

Charisma

how much are vapes? might as well switch at that point and keep cigs for special occasions lol

Charisma

are they ass? 😂

Charisma

I need the booktok video 😩

Let's Talk About

All I’ll say is that they’re affordable lol

Gremlin

Cheapest vape ( roughly 10,000 puffs ) about $30-$35 that can last a average heavyish “ vaper “ a week maybe 2 ( if you end up going drinking on the weekend lmao ) I dabble in both but more so fk with the cigs as a classic

BsForReels

Marlboro reds should have took this in a land slide, and Newport is usually menthol and would have been dead last.

Nutmeg

You should rate weed strains next lol

Eleepy Sharky

Camel 99s are another one you could try if you liked the classics

Eleepy Sharky

Can’t say I agree, camels or American spirits I believe would def top

Ben

i've been placing these stickers you send me all over work in very subtle spots

Avatar Juan

31:55 I swear to god, I nearly died at "You wanna Doordash some Subway." I'm using that line next time after sex.

AHUN

This got me fired up for a cigarette

Mary English

The fingernails were the unhealthiest part of this video.

Heather Booz

I could feel the nicotine sickness 😭

MiniM1lk

As a Kool smoker, I’m not disappointed and not at all surprised they’re ranked so low 💀

Uncanny features

Who do I share this knowledge with Hunter? Who!?

Barchloe

same here! highest rank but still nothing:( i’ll keep looking though!!

Diogo T

Nick looks like Johnny Knoxville

Jeffrey Rolek

This is the greatest anti-smoking PSA ever made!

Aaron Aquino

Can’t resist coming back to you, papa

MVNTIS

Gonna start calling my situationships ‘Potential Pussy Clients’ now

BrandEver

32:19 new reaction image just dropped

Tennessee Made

There’s a YouTube channel of a guy who does cig reviews unironically lol

Fjall

My pawpaw died from lung cancer. My boy got taken out by black milds 😔

Ryan Johnson

That lotion shot had me in tears

Evil Critter

how did Hunter not get nicotine sickness 😭

MedusaArmpitts

I was *certain" it was Big Ang slightly pitch shifted at 9:49 haha

Andrew Dantalion

So back in the early aughts before congress regulated it they had camel turkish delights in a tin, they had orange flavors and different things. Those were surprisingly good.

MADYX BECKER

Dude needs to brush his teeth for weeks after this video

Absurdeity

LMAO I've seen this guy before, it's so strange 🥴

Vincent Thome

thanks for the sticker papa meat

Vincent Thome

I thought I had a fever dream and had followed his Patreon when I saw the title 😂

korpusxkrissti

Wendi's lil cameo as 'Winston the religious, nerdy kid' had me crying 😂

Hammock

Kinda disappointed he didn't use his fire powers to light the cigarettes

jack

American Spirits are only good if you've been smoking for a while and Marlboro's are too light for you.

jack

He wasn't smoking the full cigarettes

jack

If you don't like black coffee then cigarettes are out of the question

DVD R0M

Thank you for your service for doing the Lord's work, Papa.

Silas Green

Makes me want to smoke, thanks meaty

Alex Pelletier

Watching this while m also trying to quit smoking cigs.. great

Tyler Baumgartner

I hope you didn’t leave that pile of cigarettes in the Starbucks parking lot

Can'tSellTickeyWickeys/SoWeSuckSaudieDickies JK ❤️

As a frequent smoker,I think I can vouch for a lot of us by saying. We don't eat and have a cigarette while eating. Most of us want the cigarette after the meal. Papa you are absolutely crazy for doing this. Hahahaha

Alien_Unicorn13

who is eatng and smoking at the same time??? idk y but it is legit bothering me watching u do that.. 🤣🤣🤣usually people smoke after a meal... at least, that's what I've always done

Frondel

This video actually put me off smoking😂

Freddie Sweat

Watching this makes quitting cigarettes so much harder… 😔

Doromleynek

Getting real bad Alcohol taste test flashbacks

Jimothy

Hunter got me feeling some type of way with that last section 🥴

Enyo

Next you gotta rank every strain of weed

Langston Devereaux

YouTube should've allowed this, it did more for me to keep me from smoking than anything else in the last 40 years... But seriously thanks for posting this for the patreon boys. Hunter two fisting L&Ms and cheesesticks is the hardest I've laughed in a minute.

METALHEADBOB

I just got my Winslow Sticker Thank You!

Gain Scent Boost

I’m so glad I quit smoking before prices went up. I smoked the finest cheapest floor sweepings I could find, which were Eagle 20’s, at like $2.95 a pack. Then they went up to $3.25. North Dakota had really cheap cigarettes until like 2022. I smoked Marlboro smooths for a while too. Those taste excellent with chocolate milk. Now I just vape geek bars 🤷🏼‍♀️ next video idea: best disposable vapes

square

LUCKY STAR LMAO

Maritza Martinez

Hi Papa I don’t want to sound like a little b*tch but I just wanted to say the last two videos you posted I didn’t notice my name on the credits and I’m a little sad about it 🥲

Salad Seizure

I am glad at least that the natural spirits were good cus they burn a hole in your pocket real fast

Oran Anderson

So weird to see American smoke prices since a pack costs around $30-40 in Australia

Benedict Reinbold

Just paid 5$ for this sort of content. I was immediately satisfied.

TheSmackie

Same with mine. I've been checking 😭

Lyndoh

Me too 😭

BreezyVibes

it’s so weird seeing trex stations i used to live by one

Mary Louise

I like to think my membership supports the continued filming of Nick cramming food in his mouth.

Zon

L&M ladies & Money. This was amazing! Thank you for this!

Red_Dark_666

Ngl, as the biggest Hunter simp, the whole third part of this vid had me flustered💕

BobZtheBarbarian

You forgot to see how each of these cigarettes goes with a shot of heroine. All jokes aside, I feel guilty watching this. I'm 35 and been smoking since I was 16 and I do not wish this addiction on anyone. "EXspecially" our beloved Hunter. Edit: the hotel bit had me in stitches. These two are a dynamic duo.

Caleb

Damn lol love the “Our first menthol cigarette” after newports

Randompatron2016

Funny seeing this as a Brit where all our cigarettes packs have no branding and just pictures of cancerous lungs

Taylor

I'm worried about your health

abr1go

Describing the L&M package and cig like the card scene in American psycho

Zachary

This man did this outta his own free will

AmeeIsTired

This made me realize I would subscribe to Hunters OF if he made one 💀

captainredbeard92

my girlfriend walked in while hunters whole tiddie was out and was like "omg did you have to pay extra for that" well yes actually i did and it was worth it

Parker Scorgie

And this is why I subscribed as meatys first born. Bless you Papa!

Parker Scorgie

And like dimebag said in the Pantera vulgar videos “BOOT TO THE KOOL”

ari

As a former smoker, the amount of cigs you consumed back to back would make me nauseous even during my prime days

Shaundra Ruff

meat papa = smoker fetish??? PALL MALL FOR THE WIN

Scoobis

You're really speedruning substance abuse man, keep killing yourself for our entertainment! Cocaine ranking when?

Vesper Kai

dude my lungs hurt just from watching this video holy christ

Jadeylady

Highly recommend saving all your money, I just quit vaping and fr I know you don’t wanna hear it but it’s worth it

Brandon

this video makes my mouth dry just by watching

Izzie Miller

Love the Queen of Melrose reference. We love the Queen ✌️❤️

Joe Yosef

I quit smoking a couple months ago and this video solidified that decision.

Zephyr

menthol shit is just nasty, cant believe you did all that shit all in one go with food lmao

ari

Good for you man keep it up, I quit about a year ago and my health has improved so much. Plus not being reliant on it opens up so many possibilities and improves your overall happiness

kaylie livingston

The end got me feeling some sorta way 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Alex Jenkins

I was Counter IED in Afghanistan(Bomb Hunters, Dumbasses, Route Clearance) We always carried a pack of Lucky Strikes in our Buffalo and every time our truck got hit with an IED or an RPG our 3 man crew would each smoke one. We went through 4 packs…..

Gill Ramm

Swimming in puss 😭

Kat Combs

The religious nerdy kid being Wendigoon made me laugh

bigpapa69

Need a geekbar review papa meat🙏

Cholo Batman

Newports were always my go to, 2nd was Marlboro menthol and if I couldnt get those then Kools/Camels with l&m or pall malls being 4. Hate American spirtis, never had lucky strike or winston. Also its better to smoke after you eat not mid puff lmao. Hilarious video, so dumb

RippinFatDabs

You should have had to brush your teeth in-between each pack xD

Power House

I want it to be know that bloomer’s comment on the internet scams video describing this masterpiece is why I joined

J.C Meza

So glad I got the Patreon!

Acoolrocket

Me too, I've now got Nigerian princes on my deick sending me sweet pig butchering messages. Thanks Papa Meat!

J.C Meza

What a blessing!

gibbs gaming

you made me want to quit smoking after this video

Sebass555

Its ok guys, he controls fire

eggruko

i loved the carbon fiber cig when he said fiberglass

eggruko

this helped me quit vaping more than fum ever could btw.

Jtattedup93

As a former cigarette smoker I laughed so hard watching him inhale mid bite. I would smoke while I ate sometimes, but you eat a bite, smoke, then eat more lmao. No wonder he was gagging

Chase Morrison

These smokes are so cheap compared to Iowa

Jam

Nice ass catch 34:24

wiwif

Thought you guys were joking about the cigarette ranking video when you mentioned it on stream- did not disappoint. Nik laughing his ass off while papa speed runs lung cancer was so fucking funny. Imagining Nik’s gangly ass trembling over papa during the last few scenes was so insane. Thx.

themadgay

Some homeless guy is gonna feel real lucky with all those half-smoked cigs left in the parking lot.

A Concerned Citizen

Im in fucking hog heaven with this. Bless the almighty cowboy killers. Fuck menthol. Haven't even started the video but already fuckin hyped

A Concerned Citizen

why for the love of god would they subject themselves to this?

Amanda Bailey

I was a smoker for 15 years and never once thought to take a drag with food in my mouth or even better, take a bite and a drag at the same time. I guess I have to start smoking again as I was doing it wrong. Also, glad I got the Patreon lol

Naiwal

I’m dying at work right now trying to hold laughter

DewMtn

I know I’m late to the party but YOU DID LUCKY STRIKE WRONG THOSE ARENT THE REAL ONES. When I smoked I was addicted to lucky strike unfiltered, not cigarettes. Bad girls tasted like velvet and didn’t smell.

BossVoodoo

When I smoked, as soon as Camel Crushes came out, I never looked back. Evolved into Camel Crush Silvers. I blame them for making me an alcoholic for so long. They were so tasty, I drank just so I could smoke 'em.

Kodiak Raridon

One of, if not my top, video choice so far. Not because I enjoy watching you two suffer BUT because you got to go full speed!! I indulge once in a while (I KNOW) and seeing this is so funny and relatable to the uncensored life. Hats off to you both!!

hann

speed running cancer has never made my lungs feel more black 💕

Aurora

The way I’d be throwing up for days after this

Heckermans445

You forgot the most important ones, the glorious and cheap 24/7s

Unoriginal Username

As someone who works in the cig cage at Costco this brought me so much joy. I will also say that the US prices are crazy cheap compared to where I live

TotinoGargoyle

Totally worth paying for the patreon! Loved seeing papa getting railed by ol Nick!

Camille Lummis

dammit this video made me want a cigarette so bad 😂

NicAddictNoah

This video is the reason I signed up! Love you so much papa hunter and Nik!

Turnk Brownie

We definitely need a chewing tobacco ranking next

Blake Bevill

Watching this with my fiancé, and the coitus part came up…and she said “I think my heat streak is broken” 😂🤣

BIG DAWG 69

Cool kids smoke American Spirits🚬

oscar christie

He should do a video that starts like any other ranking video but at some point he upset margret and she gets loose and tries to kill papa and the rest of the video is a full blown horror film.

Phat J. Trigga

I smoke, and my main two are Lucky Strike Menthol 100s and Pall Mall Menthol 100s. So I guess I'm trash.

Dumptruckett

Baw gahd I want a dart right about now

Simon

Hunter smoking in the motel bed at the end is giving me gilbert grapes mom vibes

Brittany Hinkson

lucky strikes and camel menthols are my husbands go to when he’s going to the field bc army shit 🙄

chayse bell

I live on the west coast and almost spat out my drink to hear the price for lucky strikes

Oliver Pinto

how did you not get nic sick bro i’d be throwing up

dteam

joined just for this. exceeded my expectations. eating while puffing is insane work

Cody Begley

Hunter, as someone that smoked about 1.5 packs a day on average for years... I've never eaten and drank WHILE smoking. Even smokers think that's gross. Good god man, respect yourself.

Cody Begley

He used filtered luckies, that's not acceptable, the whole video is invalid

Garret

You shoulda got 305’s they’re even cheaper

Dahmacles TS

didn't rank Berley.....sad day

c luyk

I quit smoking 5 years ago and every once in a while still miss it and get cravings. This is the best cure for temptation ive ever seen. The thought of smoking right now makes me sick. Thanks Hunner

Lewis Carroll

About every state and region has their local super cheap cigarettes the one in my area are 24 sevens they’re the cheapest they’re about $5.15

dean m

Joined just for this video. Best 3$ i ever spent

Gorab

This is my first perches on patreon! anything for papa!

Manar Heyavi

I joined patreon just for the meaty tip, woth it <333333

Gorab

These prices r crazy! Where i live the most expensive is 6-7 dollars MAX

Talon Smeltzer

Fun drinking game every time “smoking kills” comes up take a shot

Vhaen

This video alone made this Patreon contribution worth it. Had me in tears Papa

Spacenarwhal

Alison won the lotto with you Papa. I had to smoke a whole pack of Camel Wides once for getting caught smoking.

tojisplaything

they had the curtains open in that motel room the entire time 😭

Corrrnelius

Good lord this made me ill. I don’t smoke, I got weak lungs and insane asthma. Just smelling 2nd hand smoke makes me nauseous and gives me a headache. This video made my chest and lungs hurt. 😭

Rocky Fire

Time to rank nicotine pouches

Evan

I’d pay to watch this any day of the week

Zach Yurek

"it wants to be fresh but it's a dirty bitch" lmfaoooo

Hayden Rivest

Shouldve reviewed spirit blacks, easily my favorite

KatieCat

Wendigoon as the bullied kid is fucked man

Stuart Drake

Ewwww.... I've never wanted to smoke while eating. Haven't wanted a square this bad in a long time tho.

Nara S.

i haven’t had a cigarette since college, this is not making me miss it lmao

PHD_Steed

We need meat after dark

Phalen Peterson

This shit is hilarious but I feel like a more fair and real review would be inhaling the cigs and not eating and drinking with smoke in your mouth/lungs but smoking in between bites or after a meal and smoking in-between sips of coffee. Also actually Inhaling would mitigate the horrible mouth feel. Obviously since the isnt a smoker he'd cough a lot more and probably get nic poisoning pretty quick. If you ever do this again papa I'd say stretch it over a week and take my advice. All in all though this shit had me dying laughing wtf was he thinking with the blue cheese.

Dillon Terleski

This convinced me to not stop smoking Marb Reds, thank you Hunter Handcock.

CDubs

Watching this stoned was a great idea. Definitely glad I never picked up cigarettes.

JD

Subscribed to the Patreon just for this video and was not disappointed Love you papa

Katie Ermi

Gotta try Camel Crush Silver, Hunter. Non-Menthols are usually pretty bad 😂

Wedgethe1st

i need to save this somehow

the d.d bakery

The only ciggys I get are the silver camels, just something about’ em man 😂 (I mostly vape, those camels are for special occasions lol)

Rupee

I'm currently on the patch. Probably shouldn't have watched this

Hannah Z

someone please get this man a camel crush silver i'm begging

Will

As someone who has smoked alot of different brands of cigs, pall mall and kool are the fucking worst. Top 3 is definitely marlboro, camel crush and American spirit for damn sure. Kids, dont fucking smoke, I regret it alot, but I stopped giving a shit about my life a while ago.

Evan Casas

american spirit enjoy here (of the blue variety) off of them since college—though if you get some liquor in me, you know you gonna find my ass in the nearest bodega buying a pack. anyways watching you put that cigarette up to your nose to smell it made my toes curl

wormboy y

I smoked from the age of 12 to 22 I say top smokes is Marlboro 100s and Camel 99s Also never crossed the line of smoking and eating Tried it once with burgers Awful You should have went to a bar and smoked after a shot

Connor

Thank you Hunter for risking your health for our entertainment

Yaya

Oh nah

Dankanimetrash

We need a ranking vapes video! I think itll be better for you

Laura Miller

Should’ve included a segment where take sips from a gallon of lemon ice tea in between puffs

Cornelius Armstrong

Landlords hate American Spirits, they're afraid of looking sick!

Cornelius Armstrong

I work at a convenience store and pall mall is one of the most popular brands, possibly the most popular (Canadian)

Rie Kawa

Nik looks so cool with the cigarette thoooo awoogaa

Kenneth Armonio

Camel cigs looks like a hunter s thompson type of cig

YanniLaz

Nooooo you're supposed to smoke AFTER having a meal, not DURING 😭😭😭 This was painful to watch lmao

Cory

Should’ve done smoking while taking a shit lol

Cody South

I'm so glad I joined the patreon for this

Kati Fear

My daughter and I just watched this together. Thank you for the quality time. Your videos are our tradition.

Thane

I’m a subscriber now since you were gatekeeping this video, well done.

Hud Syn

Thanks for the review, Hunter! I'm on my way to buy a Camel Blue 👌

black dawn

This was awesome! Camel supremacy. Wish he did a weed ranking review.

mmethingummy

what you should've done, is have a cigarette after a few drinks! Im a smoker and can even say that smokes are better after a few drinks lol

Ozzi

Dear papa, you shouldn't get black coffee from Starsucks bc they burn it while brewing, making it acidic and ruining the mouth feel. i'd say Camel Blues are the best with coffee, unless the coffee is rancid. hope your lungs recover from this!! p.s. real menthols are outlawed in the US, i think they probably just put toilet freshener in those Kool cigs...

ChopGlockShogun

Years ago, Mid shower, I laughed and a nasty phlegm ball flew out of me and onto my shower curtain, and if I didn't physically remove it, it would have stayed there forever. Never smoked again.

BrownBaby Tee

You definitely shouldve had some shots or a cocktail with you cigarettes 😂

Mandarkatron

The sunscreen shot in the face had my dying

TyDie64

I’ve never seem anyone take a puff and immediately eat food. I am gagging currently. AND I LOVE CIGARETTES.

TyDie64

Thank you for risking your life for this video and making smoking look not fun.

Liz

joined the Patreon specifically for this video, and was not disappointed. also, I'm dying that you can still see the marks in his nail beds from the fake nails 🤣

TooCoolTravis

You already know the mix of all that stuff he consumed has to have his insides churning

Violet

Should’ve done it with some alcohol 😂 cigs taste 10x better after like 2 drinks. I’m a smoker and role my own cigs taste even better than the packed ones.

DarkLordDuck

Maverick menthols are the best, those LM turkish blends arent bad either

Mizzle Jack

Why the fuck would you smoke and eat at the same time?

crimson.nautilus

This must be the most diabolical ranking video out there, I hope your lungs have recovered! Thank you for suffering for our amusement <3

Chase Hill

Honestly best $3 I've spent on this vid alone

Holly Thomas

This vid made me order b dubs 😂

Mav

Camel crush on top baby. Loved that shit in college.

Isaac

I’ve been missing cigarets lately.. not any more

a

This man has like 3 more videos in him before he kicks the bucket

a

Nick is Margaret. It's not even a character

StinkeyPete

Coffee w/ a cigarette is more about the stimulant dump at 5 am. Right into things!

PatRobi

New to the patreon. Was not expecting a Riding Papa Meat POV, but cool to see that this is what I'm paying for

Eduardo Pizano III

As a gas station employee, I will use this vid as research for customer reference lol

Amass1

I wish I was in the room for the conversation that had to happen before this video. "Are you sure you want to do this hunter?"

Jade Baird

Who in the hell told you to smoke WHILE eating?! Lmao I don’t smoke anymore, but it was always Post meal, or During drinking. Poor Papa 🤣😭

shea shea

Why is fathers tongue so long.. scawy

shea shea

This has inspired me to try smoking. Thanks Hunter!

Tommy Hoefler

Man probably lit all the cigarettes with his fire powers

javi

hunter ur supposed to smoke AFTER eating not while eating

Evan Stone

Good for you on not knowing how to smoke

Louis Grace Moreno

american spirits definitely are a charcuterie board cigarette

Hexmari

This is the best dollar I've ever spent.

omni

is nobody else dying over how newports pair well with chicken

Ryan Z

I am the same age as Hunter and this shit just makes me want to smoke a light blue American Spirit Cig. We were the last generation to truly embrace the cancer sticks.

Brandon Lewis

Nic, please giving me close ups of your face. You are such a cutie.

gallenkor

I used to smoke spirits. I quit when it got to 14.85 a pack in MN

Emily H

Smoking and chewing is disturbing me on a level I didn’t know I had.. LOL

Emily H

I LOOOOVED menthol cigarettes before Canada banned them. Menthol cigarettes and a really good latte was perfection.

Kevinrox

I quit smoking around 3 years ago, but I loved me some good old fashioned Marlboro reds. Cowboy killers!

Peyton

Awesome vid

imashbuttons

The fact that I'm watching Hunter do this while only having to pay $1 for it feels like elderly abuse lol

Andromeda

i keep replaying the clip of you on the bed.

Fatlace 13

As a former smoker of over 10 years, I NEVER ate while smoking, that just nasty. Also marbs and the occasional pack of parliaments where the best.

beansoutthecan

I smoked Winston reds for 15 years, and you reminded me I don’t miss it Thanks, meat man

beansoutthecan

And my pops smoked kool 100s and they are fuckin awful hahaha

Josh Pulliam

They’re more addictive than anything else. I’ve done countless drugs but I’ve never been able to quit nicotine like everything else I’ve kicked.

Pak

im glad cause i smoke blue American spirits

JazzCow

Mf Newports

ChinoGrow420

The smoking while eating preview has to be the funniest shit

Ozzi

just had a shit day. some papa meat will make me feel better

Jlauie

Another former smoker here, not once did I ever even consider eating and smoking. That’s diabolical

Jacoby Gulsten

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Lauren Anderson

I subscribed to your patreon specifically for this video. I am so happy to give you five dollars for this.

clump

Should've joined much sooner but we here now

Steezy Stan

One of the funniest and informational videos I’ve ever watched 😂 Beautiful work Papa ❤️

William Stanley

I remember looking around for this video yesterday, fucking love I can finally watch this

Jennifer B

I was really worried about how you were going to complete the sex part of this.. I was worried you were going to announce your OF at this point. lol

Emily Zukowski

Only Papa Meat can create such a unique video like this But I’m really surprised that you didn’t just light the cigs with your fire breathing abilities

Noah Westerberg

less than 5 minutes in and i am laughing so hard im weeping

Sloth451

He forgot LD's

Snowmistress

I can’t even get past the first 4 minutes the smoke just bellowing out of your mouth my guy😂😂😂😂 And my husband tried to ask me why I wanted the Patreon??

Snowmistress

So like did you just causally text Isiah for a photo of him as a fetus just for this joke or what?😂😂😂

Gashnar

Good ole coffin nails

mayo_nayz

Haven't smoked in years, still think about it periodically, but those cig + cheese combos curbed the craving this time

The1Mill

This is the type of video to make people say "hell yea"

Andrea

I dig it

Darren Cox

i joined the patreon specificaly for this video haha, diabolical ranking video, also, Papa Meat Riding POV... did not expect that, hahah

Andrew Clinard

I used to smoke Lucky Strikes non-filters. Those suckers were rough.

Carlos Morales

"this is a cigarette you eat with cheese" oh yeah, we all get that

Gray L.

Honestly, good to know. Wanted to start smoking and didn't know where to start. Thanks Hunter! edit: Hunter, please never ever do this shit again, this video made me feel so sad for you. Next ranking needs to be ranking favorite fruits or something.

Jada _707

What a tasty video, thanks for the meal, papa! P. S. Nice tits🫶🏾

Jassmine

25:43 Nik is already sounding like a chain smoker with that laugh lmao

Rachel

It took 7 months but I’m here—ty Meat Father 🚬👁️👄👁️

Alejandro Calderon

I creamed all over my screen when I seen you shirtless

victor gonzalez

Dude I was going to ask where I could watch this video because I couldn't find it on the patreon

Hannah

Vape ranking next lmfao

dead hell

I came from the burger ranking video, Best Bean flicking of the century

Christine Stillman

This is so funny. Watching you cough and struggle through this I can’t tell if you’re cool or uncool hahaha. All love either way 🫶🏼

blyatbrat

after smoking for 20 years and quitting when i met my hubs, watching this is so fucking funny. 😭 them eating with the smoke in their mouth.. i still vape but yeah. also noticed they're smoking regulars.. god kill me. YOU GOTTA DO THE MENTHOL NEWPORTS. i could only ever handle menthols. which others say are 10x stronger but idk.

Tkirch

newports at number two???? newports are awful😭

Kat

i feel like i’m really getting more than my money’s worth with this exclusive papa meat content 😳

Jude Wolf

I had to fight my dad so I could get this patreon, and I do not regret it in the slightest

Seth Brown

People smoke after eating lol who tf eats and smokes at the same time 😅💀🤮

Thomas G

For real 😂😂

Thomas G

Seeing hunter in bed topless with a cigarette did something for me

Luke DeSimone

Genuinely one of the best ranking videos hahahaha youtube had to nerf it

Ignacio Villanueva

Having a smoke after having a couple beers took me on a roller coaster ride.

kat

doing this while being a fume sponsor is hilarious

Sneaky McSneaker

This is the whole reason I signed up to the Patreon. Glue huffing ranking next?

Harvey m

Cant believe he missed the best cigarette. (marlboro gold)

ACozyHorrorShow

The best anti smoking video I’ve ever seen

Melissa Hurtado

My favorite cigarettes are camel crushes, idk I think menthal cigarettes aren't made to eat food with 😭. I love camels tho!

SavePopint

We need a tobacco/dip ranking.

horrorhouse

the tongue updates killed me

Strangelove

Happy to see the pall mall representation

Trueechampion C

Def worth the patreon sub Lol this was amazing Hunter 🤣

G.G.

You should have had a smoker along for the ride for this video 😂

John C.

I'm a Dunnhill fan myself.

Antonin Roux

Take my money, this video is so worth the money

IrishSpiceBag

I would’ve paid $100 to subscribe just for this video alone

Grace

This is lovely. The reason I wanted to subscribe. Worth it.

turdwaterpleasure

My man be speed running through hard mode for that giga cancer, lol

steampunkskulls

I wonder if the meaty of Papa will do an energy drink tier list or alcohol tier list. He did do the (in terms of dangerous things to be consuming and or inhaling) worst thing to ever make a tier list. he could do the same way he did with this vid, where they picked the original flavors.

RedHandedJill

Those yellow American Spirits are very mild. I smoked them until I quit 2 years ago. Other smokers said it was like smoking fresh air compared to their brands, but it kept them from bumming cigs off me. lol

Breanna P

Newport 100s will always have a special place in my heart

Brandon Smith

American Spirits are slow burn and not bad because they are just a straight tobacco leaf no other additives

Pinxx

Imagine the workers watching this random customer smoke a dozen cigarettes in one sitting😭😭

Pete Phelp

Please do a beer tier list this was worth so much than $1

Pete Phelp

Nick looks like he smokes

Bo

Watching this while having a cig

Amanda Hankins

Yall...literally eating WHILE smoking is hardcore🤣

Elijah Sisneros

Same got me through some rough times lmao

Breanna P

Frfr. Newports are made for those going through a tough time

BH

should have done cigars the way youre smokin those

Cody Gonzalez

This episode was the only reason i got patreon. Happy to say i have no regrets and now ill be using both youtube and patreon lol. 😂

Mattew Motley

Nice a notification to watch this banger again!

Chris Dickinson

Why did I just get a notification for this

Grunglenutz

Can't wait to rewatch this, thanks Patreon!

Charisma

yeah. wtf? 😂

Ivan R

Yup lol

KYRUTI

thanks patreon for the notif!

Vesper Kai

wait wut ive seen this already

curlykiersten

i’ve been looking for this video for fucking months why am i getting a notif from DECEMBER

Connor

I guess patreon REALLY wants me to watch this video again

Jonathan Abad

Love this guy so much I don’t care that I want to watch this again

James Thomas

Welcome back, guys! Find my comment from December if you want to know where the sticker is. ;)

Pokelicious

Ranking cigarettes? They're all crap, expensive, and do nothing but kill you. If ya need a buzz get tobacco pouches that are just the nicotine. Not wasting my time with this video.

Jason Jobe

When I smoked I did it after eating lol now I just vape and I feel a lot better but they’re accepting big tobacco’s money to ban flavored vapes and make us smoke again

Scrambles

That's kind of the point the video. It's for comedy, not an actual ranking.

Bradley Carvin

Alright I guess I'm watching this now, thanks Patreon notification 😂

Jason Jobe

All of that is true but it’s just a goofy dumb video. Vaping is way better but now they’re letting big tobacco bribe money to politicians to ban flavored vapes

Jason Jobe

You should give the ones you don’t smoke to a homeless person lol

maeday

casual smoker here - love me a good lucky strike

maeday

went outside to smoke while i watched this video worth it

Celery Crusader

When I smoked Marlboro reds we would take the filters off because it tasted better with redbull, also gotta be cold black coffee not hot coffee

Jacob

fine, i’ll watch it again papa!

Turbo Omega B

Nicotine pouches are lame as fuck though, I rather smoke cig-shaped lolipops.

Honeyfae

The fact that it’s just nick and hunter in the room while he does that is crazy to me 😂😂💀💀

red40

L

theogre559

Best anti-smoking campaign right here

curlykiersten

21:34 the resemblance of someone’s great aunt from mississippi is uncanny

Seth Rasmussen

Broskis, you're supposed to inhale! Lmao

Johnny Yuma

I used to smoke with my butt. I’m glad I kicked the habit

Tenoch

Awoooga!

Aaron Thomas

Goddamn man, you actually got into the bed in that hotel? Please tell me you sat in a tent with a fumigator before going home, that place was absolutely gnarly. That was dedication. Well done. The Starbucks and Marlboro was basically recreating 1999 for me (I smoked Reds and worked at a Starbucks, so kind of on-the-nose). Damn I was gross.

_Izukuslove_

In Australia one of the cheapest smokes we have are $38 😭😭😭

Daan Mets

Became a Patreon member yesterday. This is exactly why.

spooky shran

I had quit smoking for 5 years until I went to italy and you could get a pack for €6

Anthony Matzen

Would you consider doing a rank video of nicotine pouches ?

Michael G'Fuchyerself

Papa, consider that for some people, the cigarette is a nice break from their lives. You're wondering how they enjoy it. Think about what they're taking that break from must be like.

Wade Hisle

Must be a liberal sissy

SirEpic04

Give this man a Player's

SirEpic04

This man's cigarette Avg is .500 per 3 beers

SirEpic04

Pall mall gang😤

SirEpic04

How many per pack!

_Izukuslove_

20 in a pack 😭 and for Rollies (tobacco) the one of the cheapest packs are $85 to $100 😭😭

Coleman Linkous

this video is hilarious. It sucks that youtube is lame

Mark Williams

I wish there was a Füm sponsorship on this.

Kamil Kachnic

You need tongue scraper or at this point second tongue.

Quinn

I bought the patreon for this video specifically.

Pokelicious

Vaping is basically just as bad. Different chemicals killing you and people typically puff on their vape more often they would smoking cigarettes.

Jogslop

As an avid cigarette addict with stage 3 lung cancer, I can respect the placement of newports. They are also my personal second favorite. However, I believe that American Spirits were robbed as a result of you choosing the most pussy ass flavor they have, the yellows are mid. Better than most cigarettes but still mid. Go for the Dark Greens if you like menthols or the blues. They are simply the top tier cigarette. I can respect the placement of everything else however. If it ain't NA, Newport, Marlboro, or Camel, why the fuck are you smoking it?

Jogslop

IN DEFENSE OF LUCKY STRIKES: aw cmon man they aight

Glenn Youngkin Did Nine Eleven

Do they not have Dunkin’ in KC? The best cigarette in the world is gonna taste like ass with Starbucks lol

Smeg

Well worth the patreon subscription this is fucking phenomenal 🤣😂

Smashosaurus Wrecks

Back in the day me and the boys would "Power Eat" for shits and giggles. Take a drag, take a bite, repeat. Th last one to vomit was the winner.

Jayden Fu

This one got me to Patreon 😂

Jimmy Buthole

How dare you give kools a fucking 1 Papa im sorry but you are going in the grinder

Matty Par

Just signed up for this and the foot fetish video. Money well spent 😅

Flodo Bird

Fr for the price they’re not bad

Flodo Bird

I personally like their new blues

Flodo Bird

You did American Spirits dirty. Easily the best cigarettes

Flodo Bird

You did American Spirits dirty. Easily the best cigarettes

Flodo Bird

You’re gonna set that thing on fire man 😅

noisyturtle

GO NEWPORTS! i'm joining the conversation

sara

This gotta be my favorite papa video ever

cassie

666th comment lfg

Big Momma MK

Genuinely crying at the cuming

SockonSoot

Christ im in agony watching this

ReallybigFish

Them taking puffs while chewing on food is cracking me up so bad. Never in my life have I done that or even seen anyone do it

alex

bought the patch bc of this

alex

same lolol

FoulSacrament

As a smoker, I saw him pick up the American spirits and I was "oh buddy... no!"

Cullis

My chest hurt just watching this.

Alex Barnard

I had to get the Patreon just for this and good lord dude 🤣 I’m so glad I gave up tobacco in 2020

David Arnold 3rd

Never seen someone hit a cigarette and consume food.. thank God I didnt pick up that curse.

Gn0us

cardiac arrest speedrun

Jake GLASS

Im so happy I stopped smoking in 2023. Godspeed, Sir. Loved the video!

Velizar

🤣🤣

CvBrucifer

Never smoked squares but I smoke blunts lmao a Papa Meat cigarillo review would be hilarious 😂

Kat Kelly

One of my ex boyfriends used to do that and it made my stomach turn

Patrick Zartman

You're supposed to enjoy the cigarette after you eat. I thought you were a regular smoker because of the ashtray on your desk.

SpongeBob

The Newports were mental you bastard

James Lahare

We need the papa meat meth ranking

Alikade

3rd rewatch 2.19.26

Alikade

AMEN BRUTHER 🤝🤝🤝

Brendan Harte

Should of done camel crushes they were my goto drunk cigs in College

Rocky

I smoke Lucky Strikes because I hate myself

Colten H

You are incorrect, lmao

Damaged.Films

I only got a Patreon to watch this video and my god… I want a cigarette now. I haven’t smoked one in years.

Matthew Adams

Subscribed to the patreon just for this video. Best $1 ever spent.

Maverick Jensen

Hunter just made an hour of smoking cigarettes and eating into a tax write off. Wish i could be him

Moose

subscribed to the patreon just for this Didn’t realize it was so cheep otherwise I’d have done this sooner

VeganMarx

Decided to get the patron for this video alone after the most recent upload as well since I originally forgot. Worth the $1 every time.

Eric Dobbins

Nik reminds me of Johnny Knoxville

Ben

Eating while smoking is actually insane I don't get that lmao

Eric Dobbins

Oh god. I haven't smoked in so long but 305s were so bad. Between those and a cigarette brand called Ace. They're all bad but man 305s were terrible

Wizard Of Self

Lucky Strikes no filter are good. Every other iteration of the cigarette I’ve had is bad lol. But I also have memories tied to it haha

PonySoftOnline

I start every morning with black coffee and Mohawk tribal smokes. American Spirits for special events. So coming from a 23 year old, get gud.

PonySoftOnline

with the pall malls you hit the nail on the head with your assessment of the users of them. Those are tweaker cigs out in the west.

moxx-a-sealin

You're supposed to drink the coffee, then smoke the cig

Rat Tucker

Watching this made me dehydrated.

BigWeenisEnergy

You smoke the cigarette AFTER the meal... I guess this is more cinematic though

Marley ☭

Actually the same 😭

blyatbrat

3.8.26 idk how many times ive watched 😭

Alikade

I try to keep track but i forget to a lot 😭😭🙃🙃

Spencer

Ranking cigs 2 came up on my timeline so I had to get the Patreon to see the real deal

Haize Fernández

Guys in Spain we all smoke Malboro i thought bc it isbthe cheapest but maybe it is not...? Well guys try Amsterdamers if u like rolling 🫶🏼

Garrison Smith

He has an alcohol video on his YouTube channel :)

Minx.the.Tank

Coming back here after part 2 for more jokes

GoesBySully

In 5 years he’ll look like the burnt end of a cigarette too! Just like lil johnny!

Sides64

*black coffee and a cigarette* i feel personally attacked 😅 thats how I start my day every day

Sides64

Marlboro Smooth 100's

Angie aka Mrs_Cuddelsworth

Thank you so much Papa for posting a link to this video in the comments of the newest video. This was posted before I signed up for patreon so I couldn’t view it

Aaron Z

Just now became a subscriber just for this video god I love Patreon lol

Antoinette_Chaton

I have to say Marlboro reds make everything taste better. My grandparents smoked those until they died and despite always getting sick when I would spend a few days with them it was worth it to get some good homemade food. My sister inherited the cookware my grandma used and she cooks almost as well as my grandma

Ursula, The Hierothot

I used to be a pack-and-a-half-a-day smoker (quit in 2019). I would absolutely chain-smoke, lighting one off of the last and everything. But STILL, even at the peak of my cig consumption, I don’t think I could’ve handled NINE CIGS in a row like that.

Ursula, The Hierothot

Also—BRUH you can’t cop out on the postcoital cig like that, you don’t get the endorphin high. At least gotta crank it.

Chels&Dane

I used to be a ciggy and a coffee girl to start the day, it’s now a joint and a coffee.

Chris Koecke

Camel Blues aren't originals

Hislipsdotjpg

Sorry boys, late to the game. But good god damn you could have at least tried a Camel Crush Methol. The double menthol.... Newport got nothing on it.

Arson_ist_333

It is the true diva way to start the day

Alton Jones

So- Hunter DIDN'T have sex before the "post-sex" ranking? First of all- I was scammed, secondly- you're just smoking them in bed, not after sex so it doesnt count as a genuine ranking. If you weren't a liar you would have filmed over like 2 months and filmed yourself smoking each cig after having intercourse- thanks for the vlickbait on YT tho, it got me to pay a dollar for a lie.

Matthew

it’s a fucking dollar who cares if you don’t like what you got then fuck off smh what a crybaby

Mike

Hope you're being sarcastic like he obviously was..

David Tigner

I bet this has been said but its best to smoke AFTER eating. but this is better content so I don't mind in the end.

Gabe I

500 CIGARETTES, PWINCESSS

Alex

The technique is the issue

Arregno

Watching Nik smoke feels like watching a fourth grader pick up meth

Lisa

They're peppery! Or like burnt popcorn 🤢

JulepeZzZ

this video feels like when your weed smoker friend grabs a cigarette and somehow it makes him cough more than a 6inch blunt

Jack Mehoff

As a European it baffles me that Americans don't have to look at rotting corpses when they look at cigarette packs

Kyokkai

I was a little 21 yr old brat working at an army base gas station once, Black Men LOVE Newports and little white boys always go for Marlboro. Either that or Copenhagen Wintergreen dip. So as usual, Black people have the superior taste.

Grin by Blaze_Hammer

had a chemical spill watching this. Top 5 Mogo Oppies, am I right 🤷‍♂️

ATonOfBacon

He should do a cigar video after all this

heath

Start smoking a pipe bruh trust me

Dr.deeznutsXl

This video is Literally the only reason why I joined the Patreon. Worth it 🤣

RyderCantTpey

Disappointed that we didn’t see hunter have sex…

detredoomy

I got patreon just to watch this video lol, might as well hit all the other uncensored videos now

Lukas Kuznetsov

Wasn’t expecting to see him smoke blue cheese…

Dante Lozano

Genuinely my new favorite reaction image

Vector2010

$1 for this................... worth

xbrenny

let's gooo meat

xbrenny

i'm laughing so fucking hard

Andrew Greenhalgh

When I smoked I went from Winston reds to Lucky Strikes to Marlboro to Camel crush now I lip velo because I can do it inside while at work🤣

TuxedoBurrito

this video is well worth 1 dollar

CaptCanon

The eating while smoking is very unnecessary but appreciated.

Will Logan

cigarettes are like 30 - 50 a pack in Australia wtf