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Gooner… (Uncensored) (Patreon)

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2025-07-25 17:00:10
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2026-06
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This video got our patreon youtube account removed.

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Melody

Those pussies can't handle real art

Speakeazy

Damn rip patreon YouTube links

Mike_c14

That’s crazy

Lilpiizzahut

I didn’t even know there was a Patreon YouTube ??

Annika

thank u papa

Dawg

The transition scene of them entering the gooniverse was hilarious tho

Speakeazy

They will allow literal fucking porn with the “transparent cleaning” videos and take down a whole channel with a private link?? Unbelievable dude

Speakeazy

I think it was usually only used when he would post a video here but it bugged out and no one could see it so last resort was a private link to watch the patreon content on YouTube

Kiks1122

Rip Nik, got killed by the goon critter

Lilpiizzahut

Well shit. Any word on how to get the discord link while I got ya here g?

Venakui

9/11 all over again

Speakeazy

Nah idek pimp tbh I dont have it, cant afford it😔

Dice

It's not because it was a swirling vortex of gay porn, but because it wasn't the papa meat crew /s

James

You know, I'm sorry for having eyes that one's on me!

Jaret

Is that a caricature of Nik as one of the Goon Bros? 😂

Jason Ramirez

Thanks for the repost! I didn't get to see it last time before it got removed. Wow. I laughed the entire time.

Jaret

Whoever animated that shot of the Gooner’s reflection saying “It’s a goon sphere” has my highest respect. I’ve gone back and watched that line multiple times, it’s such a good subtle bit of movement.

Dorian Gasca

The portal scene is top tier

Seth Rasmussen

Dang, why should YouTube do that for making a parody of the DBZ Boo saga?! 😁

Parker Hebda

To be fair this is also literally porn

BsForReels

how did this get your channel removed? when they allowed a gay guy to nair is spread asshole keep his.

Austin Freidline

I honestly would kill to have that anime girl shirt 😂

Chase Nickels

I love how dude is literally shaped like a cock

Ben

I can’t watch this right now I need to recharge with yogurt, thanks tho

T-Scribbs

It only got taken down cuz the youtube mods felt personally attacked.

Connor Fields

i can't tell if the dads nose was supposed to be shaped like a limp penis or not

Mister Anon

“IT’S LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED UP BUBBLEGUM!!!”

Super Swamp Donkey

I think he should start killing Nik off every cartoon like Kenny in South Park.

Eric Dobbins

A buddy of mine actually owns that shirt with the girls faces on it. Unfortunately he's exactly the type of person you would think would own that kind of shirt. Straight gooner behavior

Sodom

Onanism is an ancient art that goes back millions of years. I speak of course of jacking off, to the peasants who are uninitiated. To master a proper wank, it is important that one grasps their nice hard cock not only softly, but with great vigor and determination. The ancient Greeks developed a technique where a man could reach great distances with his cum if he mastered the proper technique. I’m bound by a sacred creed not to tell, however, there was a great seer that I knew who lived in a shack on the tenderloin in SF who could skeet a hundred yards! I thought this was folly and a waste of good seed, which is in line with Plato’s doctrine where he specifically stated in his original text (the one written before the Jews bastardized it) that the purpose of mastering great distances was so man could accurately shoot cum in his mouth and down his whore throat in one gulp. Not for the taste (although that is a plus), but for the purposes of attaining Nirvana. Alas, I never attained Nirvana because I was young and I didn’t understand this fully, so now my cock is battered and bruised and leaks more fluid than my ‘91 pickup. This reminds me of a time during my travels in Bangkok when a Thai ladyboy once told me, “Thou shalt not be satisfied off the twat alone”. I thought it was odd for a Thai person to speak like that, but it was 6am and I had not slept for a few days prior so I went with it. His shack was dimly lit with blue lights and he had only a cot and few empty bottles of beer to his name, but his words stuck to me for many years later. Understanding what he meant, I immediately grasped my wiener and got to work, and with great speed and accuracy I shot a nice one right in the back of my whore throat. I grinned widely, chest out and boisterously looked to him for approval that I too know of the sacred arts. However, I was not met with approval, as his furrow in his brow showed and instead he promptly sent me home. I pondered that moment for years as I had presumed he sent me home because he was jealous that I pulled that off in what seemed like 5 minutes. It is possible though that he was referring to anal and was trying to deface my cock with his tight little ass, and was not referring to eating your own semen, but I have not the mind nor will to question a man as wise as he was. I literally based my life on his words so if they were misinterpreted I’d rather not know at this point.

Snowmistress

Cowards always trying to keep us down.

Nihilistic_art.7.5

The nether portal sounds for the jizz portal gets me every time.

Sk1tzafrenik

Was watching this with my fiance our jaws dropped at the 12 minute mark. Was not prepared at all.

Jonathan Martin

I love ur videos. Just started watching it and got that feeling right before going on a sic roller coaster. Perfect video to take my mind of a shit day at work 😁

Isiah

This isn’t just a story about gooning. It’s about gooning with friends we make while gooning. Thanks papa meat for this valuable lesson.

Peyton Barber

Incredible!! Love the Melvin series thanks Papa!

Dan Lamm

I've been sitting on last months sticker confused until I watched this last night🤣 amazing animating and voice acting as per usual 🤟

Jeff Ackerman

Incredible. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but the message of curing unhealthy gooning and faux masculinity with a healthy relationship with one's parents... Just perfect. Love this one. Favorite Melvin so far.

Quadruple D!

I honestly thought it was inevitable

Phoenix Elk

does anyone know if we’re getting stickers this month?

ToughdudesTony

Have we been getting stickers the last like 3 or 4? Because then I’ve missed out on a few 😅

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

First off, amazing work on this video! Second, your YouTube account got removed for this, even being unlisted? I gotta watch out for that with my own stuff.

Jam

always love getting reminded Papa is actually a great voice actor as well as animator. I can't believe you do all these voices yourself, excellent work!!

MeNewMew

These Melvin Episodes remind of Regular Show. Always starts off semi normal but ends up having some crazy ending lol... but at least it was a happy ending😭💀

Colin Dierkes

Can y’all give a release date for the Margaret figurine? I’m cracked out for it

Hendog

It does look cool. Personally more excited for the Margaret body pillow though.

Hendog

I always love how there’s always at least one line where his voice goes super deep and he’s like “wuut” or “huuh “

Brycen Graham

Pleeeeaaase melvin, ohhh grey heavens

SweetBBQrub

Kiinnnddaaa cringe they'd remove it

Hardluck Joesephine

This is the first cartoon I've watched of yours, and it's fucking awesome. Amazing work!

karolina stroka

Almost cried when they hugged Melvin too

Anthony Alvarez

Bro really made a false prophet type of story about gooning 💀

Jude Wolf

Guys…I just realized something, the three gooners that are Luke’s friends are based of Papa and a few of his friends, Papa is the main one the flannel wearing one is Nick, and imma be honest I forgot the last ones name

sm8400

Flicker gooning rn

Mimsy

It wasn't even that bad lmao. Small period of erect men in there for a second sure but. And yeah they were gooning a little there.. I guess everyone at YouTube is Mr. Fucking Perfect.

Mimsy

Jacob is the currently bald one. Bit heavy set. Theres an Asian friend but his name only comes up when they do very occasional road trips to rate fast food items so I just don't recall lmao. Jacob is mentioned from time to time. He has the spotlight for a while in a recent video about hair growth remedies.

Jude Wolf

I remember all of their names now, Harry, is the Asian one

ZoomieSaiiko

i had to sit the fucking phone down after my man went thru the goon portal. that shit had me crying.

Sebastian Pino

driving down the highway with this on full blast was def something

PukeyYuki

This gave me chills unfortunately

Honky Kong

“Say wut” got me fr 😂😂

dr skele

i rate this 10/10 think mr meat

Gerardo Jacquez

Holy shit I was so thrown off when he went through the goon portal it’s my first time joining the patreon never knew it was this that was censored 🤣🤣🤣

J. I.

🤣

caleb harris

This is the better ending of stranger things

Bag Sheriff

That was better than the Stranger Things finale

Lilith

Love

Gooftroop

Maybe something to do with the gooning. Idk just a guess

Jackson U

Absolute cinema 🥹🙌

steven studeman

i did not expect to get flashed by gay porn

xbrenny

luke is just like me fr

xbrenny

i want to go in the goon portal

xbrenny

best mom and dad ever