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The Pathetic Lives of Swifties (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-09 20:30:04
Imported:
2026-06

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Sanity x

He can't keep getting away with this

L Nordin

Man it'd be cool if we actually got these on the days they were uploaded

Badoopadoo!

I want to feel bad for these people, but I think I’ll just mind my own business instead 😝

Johnny Yuma

I’m so excited. Some pee in my butt

KYRUTI

we gotta get these earlier fr

dewaynepool

Been waiting on this one

KYRUTI

that sounded rude i just wish they came out prior to the upload on youtube :(

ArkhamStealth

Papa, love these documentaries you do and the time and effort your team puts into them. Thank you.

Tyler George

For $5 a month, you too can watch the same video twice on two different platforms.

Sodom

Hey yeah I’m glad you asked, I actually used to sell cutting boards on the street for a really long time. Mine were good because we used premium European made Oak that you could only get from a specific region in Nepal. Business was good man, I even had my own clothes. One day a customer came back and slammed a cutting board on my cedar mahogany workbench and told me my product was shit because it broke after he had someone karate chop it. I told him that’s not what its supposed to be used for, but before you knew it, word got out and I had to close up shop - so that’s how I ended up shooting heroin. But occasionally I listen to Taylor Swift, like if a nearby bar or shop plays it.

Alex HN

Parasocial fans are always so interesting to me… If you ever have the chance you should do a k-pop video, both the industry and fandom can be extremely toxic (and other things).

E H

Love hunter shouting out Brent with his platform, RIP legend.

Jacob

it’s a valid complaint!

Amass1

Thanks for correcting yourself

Amass1

My gf is a swiftie and she thinks these witches are crazy too. We laugh and laugh and laugh at these vids

Mark Williams

What does parasocial mean? Is that like ghosting someone in real life?

Athetos

Think 'para-site'

coyotediamonds

The amount of single mother swifties in the next months are gonna be insane.

Athetos

They gorge from your flesh, yet are not content, Papa

Sin

Someone who believes they're friends with a celebrity or a streamer they watch or listen to, but in reality, the said person doesn't even know they exist.

Liam Perry

WHY IS THERE A VIDEO UP ON YOUTUBE AND NOT ON THE PATREON PAPA MEAT YOU LAZY FUCKING ASSHOLE

Butch D

Imagine hearing all your fans are like “well if she can do it so can I” as if she’s just so unlikely to ever find love.

DirtyBird

She should do a live stream pay per view of the wedding. 20 bucks a person. Sounds like a gold mine

Everette Pyrtle

How much do I need to pay for a Sleep Token video? All respect to the chill people, but there are fans out there that terrify me.

Amanda

You should make a video about juggalos

Phat J. Trigga

As a juggalo, who thinks at least 85% of Juggalos are disgusting. I agree.

Deadboy.

As a fan of Sleep Token, I enthusiastically agree. I think the difference between "fan of X" and "X fan" comes down to if you have special edition vinyls, or you just went ahead and carved all the song lyrics into you skin.

Flodo Bird

Show me your buthole

Flodo Bird

Is this some Mother Hoarse Eyes shit 😂

KenziesDream💭

Love in the beginning you said you love talking about a couple things, cults & Swifties was two of the topics & the example photos were the same pic 💀 😂