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Alright, Bitches (Patreon)

Published:
2022-11-04 20:06:26
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Who thinks they had the spookiest Halloween?

Let's hear it.

Comments

Poslushka Grinder

I dressed up as a grave-robber to celebrate marrying a demon. Edgy, I know. Married for 3 years.

Josh Sanders

I dressed up as Sam from Trick R Treat and my costume caught on fire.

Candace Horne

I had to do one of the scariest things....not only all day but all night. Laundry 😱😨

Riley Henry

I got chased around by Dinosaurs, fortnite characters, and Chewbacca. Also I was a Baja blast can

Ryan Ryanson

Spent all day in the hospital after coughing up blood. Very spooky if I say so myself

Jared Anderson

They put puberty blockers in my Halloween candy

Alex

I worked at a haunted house all season as a wendigo on stilts. Scared the piss out of plenty of people, plus on Halloween night the entire house chased out the last group all the way to the parking lot. Good times, good times.

Geoffry Tognazzini

I got bronchitis and felt like shit the next few days

MrShmooblee

Found out my wife has a boyfriend, that was pretty spooky.

Meatcanyon

Thought this was going to say I was a baja blast deep, and I was gonna be like mf was fadeddddd

Meatcanyon

just out there stilt sprinting. good on ya

Meatcanyon

Geoffry, this was very metal and brave of you

Josh Sanders

Yeah. Was standing around a fire pit and smelled burning polyester and then my skin lol. Got a small second degree burn. All good though. I pretended I was a prop and scared several people at the party I was at so I’m happy.

Riley Henry

Oh trust me i partook in multiple mtn dews that night 🥴

Your Friendly Neighborhood Power Bottom

I had an 8cm hemorrhagic cyst (blood filled sac) grow on one of my internal organs and it hurt so bad I went to the ER and almost went into surgery, but then while I was waiting for surgery it ruptured and flooded my abdominal cavity with blood. My belly swelled and burned from all the blood and I could have died from internal bleeding. So yeah I turned into a spooky fruit gusher. happy Halloween

Orin Gyre

Essentially got uninvited to my best friends wedding 💀

Meatcanyon

Really hope you are doing alright! Don't care much for gushers.

Ricardo Gomez

Travel to Vegas over the weekend for Halloween. Nothing spooky but came back home to my two cats using my bed as a litter box and our fridge got disconnected while out.

Willowmore

I had the scariest one of all. Old age. I ate dinner and fell asleep in my chair. OoOoOOOooooo 👻

Ricardo Gomez

Did go see zak bagans haunted museum on Halloween.

Zakk MG

My cowoker/neighbor had a drunken fit of rage and stole light bulbs from the motion lights, yeeeted my folding chair, and stole/broke my favorite bowl. I was scared and confused when I went outside for my smoke only to be greeted by nothing but the darkness

Rich

I got covid on Halloween, I was scary to everyone else.

Orin Gyre

So the wedding itself only family was invited at the courthouse. At the party afterward with everyone else his wife didn't want my boyfriend to come because of stress with her family (very rocky relationship as is). My best friend knew this for days, but was trying to convince her to let him come. I wasn't told anything till like 5 mins before walking out the door and it didn't feel right to ditch my bf mins before walking out the door.

Orin Gyre

Was invited after they left but by then everyone else had also left so we watched YouTube for half an hour and then I went home. So technically I was invited I guess, just had to ditch my significant other if I wanted to go 🙃

Meatcanyon

That's a soft un-include though. That sucks. Sounds like things were a bit messy in general with the whole deal

Meatcanyon

Nothing a couple blue gatorades won't fix

Meatcanyon

My puppy won't stop pissing everywhere in the house. It's ---

Meatcanyon

Read this as, "old algae" and actually got scared

Meatcanyon

Thinking about him rummaging around in the dark stealing lightbulbs is kinda a spooky vibe though.

Kimberly Motquin

My SO and I went to our favorite restaurant to celebrate our wedding anniversary. Both of us got food poisoning. We only have 1 bathroom. O_o

Orin Gyre

Yeah, it sucked not being able to support one of my best friends, but it is what it is. More time to spend playing through Silent Hill lol.

Joseph Czarny

I was in rehab and the spookiest part was missing papa meats videos

Aaron Kemp

A woman and her child dressed like a transformer (optomus prime) knocked on the door he said trick or... Lifted his leg and let one rip.. I laughed gave him the rest of the candy called it and evening.

Meatcanyon

Yeah you just pack it in for the night after that

Not Edwin

Spent a whole week crafting the perfect costume. To just pregame too hard and miss the whole Halloween party

Joseph Czarny

Our phones got confiscated, it's all good though. I had a month of vids from each channel to binge

Ryan Ryanson

Yeah im doing better thank you!

CS

Went to a Halloween Bar Crawl with my friends. One of which dressed as pinhead from hellraiser with the nails and everything on her head and whatnot. She ended up coming in 2nd place in a costume contest. First place was a store bought superhero costume with a plastic mask. Oh well though.

Iron lithum2

I Was Working at Mcdonalds, very spooky.

QUACK__QUACK_MF

I murdered a deer with my car Does that count?

Lena Lopez

I handed out candy to children. Piñata candy

Dutch Viking

I was at this party right dressed as a otter then I needed to fart so I thought OK it's not going to be so bad, so I went ahead and farted. But ended up shitting myself.

Gray.exe

I dressed up as a plague doctor and went to a punk show it was awesome lmao

Gray.exe

Pre game can be dangerous if not done right lol

Zamon C

I was a hotdog, friend was an alien lmao, your hot

Joshua J

I thought my wife was pregnant.

JxJ

Had a Jam Session in the garage with the boys dressed up as the liquid death guy. Fun little party. Not spooky sadly

JxJ

You’d think living near Salem would mean spooky but no

Drewski

I dressed up like a minimum wage employee.

Connor

A bit late to this but rawdogged a chick blackout and not sure where my seed landed. Halloween haunted me for weeks. She was a grade A chubster and I got clowned like fuck