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I'm looking for 4 patrons to be a part of a video I'm making. More details to come if you get chosen, but you need to be okay with being on a call with me and also submitting a picture of yourself.

The Video: There's a killer on the loose, was it you? Maybe. That's something I'll have to find out. Come riff, deny, and place blame on someone else!

Rules: Just one comment please per person. We will randomly select 4. Gonna select patrons by this Friday(12/30).

If you're interested in being apart of this, comment down below!

If you don't get chosen, don't worry we will be doing this again.

Comments

Michael

I’d like to be apart of it👀

Yeee Boi

I AM VERY INTERESTED YES YES

Chris Biele

I don’t want to brag but I really enjoy doing voice work. I would be honored to be a part of a video.

Deamuse

This sounds fucking cool

Bryant Ramirez

Ayyyyyy. Maybe I can finally make myself proud

Alex Carlson

I’m ready for my close up Mr. Meat

AO

I volunteer

Brie Justiniano

I am extremely and desperately interested

Drew

Goo goo ga ga yo mama

Ashton Cantu

It would be the greatest honor to serve you papa 🙏

Noah Pattan

Show me to the casting couch, Papa Meat!!

noname

Why not, let's do this shit

CREMM

Sounds interesting unfortunately i am very ugly

Grease

Hell yeah brother

LeBeefyBoy

ive never don’t voice work so i feel like i’d be good to fill that virgin position

RED Sigmon

“I’m all in!!!!! Pair of old ladies!!!!”

Shinomun

I'd always wanted to voice something in a MeatCanyon video so I'm interested!

Emily

Papa please

Alexander J Rumfelt

I’ll kill whoever I damn well please you meatfaced son of a bitch.

Westifer

I will do anything for my Papa. Make me do horrible shit

RoxieLove

HELL YAAAAA! Sign me up!

Gavin Kaiser

Charles entertainment cheese

Mismatchblacksocks

Hell yes, a typical caveman metalhead would be a good target for a killer!

RED Sigmon

Also my birthday is the 31st!!!! Yeaaaaa boiiiiii

Bepsi

Sign me up papa meat 🤡

OhhCrapGuy

I have absolutely nothing of value to add to any project. Selecting me would be a grave error, one that will have no significant long term positive or negative consequences for anyone, but a complete waste of time and effort for everyone involved. I desperately want in.

BELVK

I can be a good killer Mr. Meat 🤘🏻😈

maurizio12

If you choose me I will poop on the floor.

Alex

Let’s do this!!!

Mozes Trujillo

Pick me I’m in the navy and I’m down to say anything lol 😂

Chase

I would absolutely love to be able to contribute to your universe!!

Emily

Fuck all these men

Br00t4lxBert

Oh boy, Papa had summoned us!

Eric Purcell

I would very much like to partake in this endeavor.

Audrey Queen

Killer Queen here please pick me daddy meat 😝

Yukon Wally

It was me, but it wasn't actually me.

Natanya Vega

✨Ooohhh I would be honored papa meat✨

LazyL

I'm not big on pictures but there's like a 1% chance of me getting picked so Sure why not I'll take a chance

Tom Brady

This is awesome !!! Goodluck everyone and hope I'm one of the lucky few ❤️🙌

alphatwisted

Please! Id love to help!! :D

DrPandu

Me please!!!🖤

Anthony b

Ayo PapaMeat 😘 I'd love to hear your meaty voice in discord.

Hunter

I’m fat, I would love to be your fat lazy servant ❤️

David Ritrovato

Lets Go boy, love to be involved if possible

Jaden

This sounds like fun I'm down

Crunchy MIlk

I'm down to clown, murderer or not I'm shifting blame

Nicole Diamond

It couldn’t have been me. I was milking #7 of my 13 dairy cats for a truth serum to find the REAL killer. Obviously you understand you can’t find the true murderer without the essence of ultra pasteurized feline milk. I’m here to help, Papa.

MrShmooblee

Let’s go dude. My body is ready.

Johnny Ramon

I look shifty enough to be a murderer! Can't wait to help

Tim Combs

Sounds like a great place to start my online identity before I kick off my OnlyFans

Teavin

This stirs something deep inside my moist facade, consider me interested!

Dingolf

Sure, why not?

Frenchie

Hella mega ultra super all the way down! Put me in coach I’m ready to play to-day! ✋

Dice

YEET

Christopher Brown

I am available to assist in this particular operation.

Gabriel Wagner

Dood this would be cool to be in a video

Squeok 1

Sounds like a plan coach 🤘

Adam

I submit Mr Meat

tryingtoohard

Blessed be the Meat Father. He who gives us dank toons and life.

Cameron F

Would love to be part of a project!

Spastic_Hawk

Im interested and would love to riff ideas.

CS

I'm down

Winston

LES DO IIIIIT

Lena Lopez

I'm down to murder and blame others for my work

GLASS_CHEWER619

I’m super down papa! Just let me know what’s up!!!

Nick Bilus

Papa meat please chose me 🙏 I would be so greatful

Devlyn Hayes

Hey. I named Melvin. You gotta bro. You gotta. I got the setup!

JaYLoVe

Humph. Don't choose me. (Choose me)

Frothy

I volunteer UwU

Loyed5

I'm in! Gotta play to win baby

xcowxmeatx

I raise my hand👋🏽

G-Moisty

I'll try 👍

lilGuise

brand new patron but I'll throw my skull in the hole. cheers papa <3

Marc

Bless up

Vampire Laugh

I am definitely in with the premise being so excellent (though I might get precluded since I was already in a video). On the bonus side, you could just use my same rigging animations again 👀

Pendulum

Would be an honor to be involved, good sir. I shall await further instruction.

Kieran Peterson

I have some pretty intense experience with denial… just sayin

Mr. Neko

I'll drink the kool-aid Papa Meat

W I Z Z L E

LETS GET DANGEROUS and Meaty

Ren Courtney

Yess. With my psychology degree in hand, I promise to gaslight, gatekeep & girlboss 🥰😈

Devin Witt

Would love to be a part of it! Unfortunately, I am dealing with a bad case of the flu and my voice is gravelly for this week at least. Looking forward to seeing the end product!

Jordan B

I actually feel like I would be very good at voice acting given my range and I would love the opportunity to work with you or anyone really

Rich

Sounds like fun sign me up!

Ben Medina

Pick me so I can make daddy proud

Ama

:)

richard anderson

Now I hear yo hungry fo a killer and Ricardo got yo back

Noilez

Meat canyon's remake of The Thing? This should be done.

RoccoWasHere

Oooo pick me pick meeee! Sincerely, your favorite meat baby

Azumog

🥸🥸🥸🥸

Meatman25

Hey, look man. I didn't kill anybody! Just so you know, I buy only the freshest of grapes, There is no POSSIBLE way I could of killed him with that spicy Italian Sausage that just so happened to be missing from my side of the fridge.

Jonathan Rossi

I’ve wanted many things in life. Material possessions, power, fame, etc. However, none compare to my desire to collab with PaPa

Retnex

Abso-fruitly

Latty

I'm totally down! Sounds like a blast

Aaron Kemp

This would be a dream come true (in my da baby voice) Leeeets gooooo!!!

Shane Conway

You.. you think its me? Of course you would.. you always think its me... im always where you place your blame... it was you wasnt it? Youve wanted me gone since the day i walked in that door but let me tell you something.. ill make sure the world knows it was you.. ill ruin you.. ill turn your life inside OUT! ... but thats just what youd like... you get off on it..

Gabbi

Oh shit its my time to shine

Ghoul GotTwoDicks

🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️

Dan Gonzalez

I'm interested in participating in a video!

Jordan Stangl

I'm told that I should leave a comment, here is my comment: I hope you have a wonderful day and get everything you deserve in life. ......is that overtone sinister enough? Lol

Aurora

yo meat muh big daddy pls choose me i always wanted to be a cartoon 🥩🍗

Bustos

I'm interested in participating in the video

Huh Huh

my middle name is shakespeare I should be choosen

JustWrecks

Pick me. Im up for some silly games...

Sam

Please daddy

Carl Pace

Daddy please pick meeeeh

Tiny-Zane

I'd love to totally not kill someone!

NUSEEN!

Yo papa father meaty, I insist that you have me on your skit team.

Carter Silos

Murder sounds fun. Count me in.

alexia cook

I am interested in participating with cold cuts

Alyx

Please big papa may I have a chance

cole moore

You're gonna pick me. It is fate.

Kevin Loughlin

I listen to lots of murder podcasts so I am what up call experienced in the topic of murder.

Joey

Cock penis oh lala

Joshua Lanier

All bricked up just thinking about it

Justin Kinsey

Would love to maybe not murder someone for the sake of entertainment. Hell yeah 🤙

Isaiah Scott

I do not want to not do this

Nuclear Canary

yes papa, pick your strongest, smelliest soldiers

Cameron Mark

I am equal parts frightened and interested

Sarah

Pick me, daddy..I mean papa :)

Derick

i’m interested!!! :)))))

Gavin Leverenz

I would love to be apart of this. I will go Insaneo style, meat.

Mahid A.

Hello Papa Meat. I would like to be a part of this project.

Wenis

Put me in coach meat

Kevin The FemBoi

Hello! Im interested. It sounds like a lot of fun.

Kevin

I would definitely be interested!

Elijah F

I'm down. Sounds like a glorious time.

RAG Clips

I NEED THIS IN ME LIIYFE OH ME GURD

Phoenix Anadon

I shall fulfill your every desire o great meat lord

AtlasGeneticist

I am very much interested in doing something like thisssssss! ^<^

Danny

sounds like fun, count me in

Dusty

This would be a dream come true. Please I'm a funny lil Aussie.

Robert Brunello

I know I'll be chosen because I'm the best.

Shoppster

I too wish to participate.

Karim Vaquero

Hell yeah this sounds like fun on a bun!

Schlurds

Go ahead and sign me the fuck up, my guy.

Camron

I won’t disappoint 🧩🥃🧥

Levi Gonzales

I was born for this 👁️‍🗨️🫦👁️

Juan Ray Dimitrov Mills

YES PLEASE - Good morning USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good morning USA! (Good morning USA!)

Drewski

Let’s Go!

PikkonKilla

Cootie Brown is coming for you!

Joey Kleinhenz

100% gotta use my gaslighting powers to deny and blame others😂

Tuna

Papa I was born for this

Annashaye Quintanilha

Wow 🙊 this is dope as hell, my all time dream to be like ghost face 😭

butts

I'm down for it, have professional audio recording equipment and am a professional voice actor.

Legioned247

It wasn't me I was holding the banana the whole time I am so down

Tarkus

Me and my Kentucky Fried Chickussy Limited Edition Fleshlight have one hell of an alibi. I'm in.

Rafael Ruiz

I'll love to do it papa meat

Georgi

I would love to take part, hope the time difference doesn’t get in the way (Eastern Europe)

Seth Futral

I was born to deny murder on youtube. Pick me papa......pick ME.

Mia Sabini

this would be so much fun 😂

Mordrithan

Sounds like fun heck yes let's go

Candace Horne

Yes, when Papa calls one is only to answer yes.

Vincent

Oh hell yeah

Nick Cetrone

Sounds interesting I’d like to do this

tequila kruz

About 200 miles as the crow flies-ssgt law

Aron Okines

It wasn't me chief, I know it looks sus wearing overalls and having blood about my person but, let me explain..... A murder mystery, love it!

Noah Reiss

Let me in papa I'd love to help

Dani

Phone calls give me anxiety, but this sounds really fun. ✋🏽

Keith Thoma

I ain't never not killed a man before

The Vöid

Hell Yeah! This is my jam ❤

Ricky Apuzzo

You son of a bitch, I’m in.

Blayne Kyle

Me and my cast of head crazies is ready and able!

Atamakai

I’m so down!

Aikenova

OMG YESSSSSS. PICK ME MEATDADDY

Hero-King Marth

Yeah I was reading this and it seems cool. I have a friend I’m with that ppl mistakes us as brothers and he loves the idea to try to do it

Marcus Munoz

Go on and pick me, maybe youll like it. Cmon and pick this lil blue berry, Go on then.

Korestchenko

Just try and pick me! I dare you!

Kaiseray

Interested. I used to be a YouTube animator back when Edd Gould was still alive. Might be fun getting back on a project.

Gorls

Mr.Meat, Wonderful to meet your acquaintance. I believe you should select me to be part of this video for a couple reason. I want to do it. I also much, much like yourself, can be a silly little goofball. I can also do funny voices. Well, I think they are funny. Thank you

SpadeOfficial

They Call Me McRib. I was bred for this, Papa.

Garrett Ford

I’ve been a good boy this year papa, choose me, and together we will make an amazing video!

Ryan Tautges

i am covered from the neck down with tattoos so I'm killing it with the scary killer stereotype, i have a sultry voice just for you papa

someguy

Throwin my hat in the ring

Kade Keating

I’m your killer daddy meat

Sketch Skutch

You're definitely gonna need another bearded white guy

Ben Pusey

Pfft you don't need a contest for us to send you pictures, I'm in

Cat on the Moon

Sure, I got nothing else going on in life.

Mauro Hidalgo

This is it, the opportunity i was looking for. My golden 🎫

K. S.

Pick me. I have a southern hick accent that would make for a believable killer (a la Deliverance).

Meatcanyon

The players have been chosen! Check your inbox on patreon!!

Zoe Ellington

I missed the time frame by one day. Here's to the next opportunity🍻

Geuse

Oh boy this is gonna be good

ShellShock11C

As a guy whos actually (legally) killed people, I'd be chill with this.

Xombienaut

I'm too late but this idea is neat

Vyrus Games

hahahaAHAHAHAHHHAhaAHAHAHAH

Laura Horrorshow

Hell yes!! I’m definitely in! I would be so honored to be in one of your videos!! 😭💕

Shaun Thibodeau

Even though I’m late as fuck I’m still gonna throw my hat in. lol

Addison Baker

I missed the deadline, but I love this idea.

Dasuq Arts

Just got here, let's test my luck!

cody griffin

Hmmm....I'm late to the party it seems

Rustled

Shit sticks

Sora

25 cents is all it takes

Manboythekid

You need a manboy in this video.. I am a man, a boy, and a kid. This made nothing more than THE Manboythekid...

amdy

Let’s go

M.A.D. cid

Can’t be me, I was in the garage feeding my flesh-puppet😶

Jesse Whitt

Love wht ya do bud I've got 25 cents says I win

Chris redtail

Hey meatcanyon can it be me I can even do the deep voice and be like uhhh feels so good I need the calcium

0CT0PI3.tv

I know it’s past the selection date but: It couldn’t have been me. That’s just too obvious. I’m not that one dimensional and boring…. Or am I? No, I can’t be… I watch far too many Forensic shows and countless horror comedy animation videos on YewTub to be successfully indicted for murder. Anyone with a brain could see that, well at least who is not uncultured swine! What we really should be looking at is how you could possibly look me in the the eye and accuse me to my face that I’m that bad of a murderer to be suspected in the first place. No… if I had done it… we’ll, I wouldn’t tell you how I sh-could’ve done it. A great man once said I pity the fool. If pity is best served cold, then my limited edition treinta Starbucks cup doth runneth over… imagine wha else I could run over if it were to be anything but full.

Leon Smith

Please make my fat ass dream come true. From one Chunky Hunky to the other Much Love Papa Bless xoxo

Poooface

Fucking me!!!

Tristen Newman

I’d make a great dahmer send it let it be me