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Who do you think gives the best hug? (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-05 20:16:06
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2026-06
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Who do you think gives the best hug?

  • Guillermo del Toro 105
  • Jack Black 692
  • John Goodman 102
  • Morgan Freeman 40
  • 2023-01-05
  • —2023-01-08
  • 939 votes
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Got a tough one for you here...

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Colton Sheffield

Morgan Freeman’s hugs are probably the most wholesome, but Jack Black will utterly envelope you with his endless love, so there can be no competition.

Thomas Owrey

Daddy meat gives the best hugs

Candace Horne

Not even a competition, Jack will always win

Anime Trap House

The fact that Meat Canyon isn't up there is a travesty, but, Jack Black will for sure give you a very long, loving, eyes closed hug.

ABigRock

100% jack black because he will give you a full body hug that isnt creepy in any way, just a big ol dad hug

Meatcanyon

Flattery is working but it will not help you here! Dont avoid the question!!

Akkhan

Jack Black, no question.

Meatcanyon

Jack Black storming out the gates early! Holy

DJAbstract

Morgan Freeman because he'd be whispering in my ear with The Voice and I'd get all melty.

Gentle

I feel like Guillermo is soft with his Spanish bonbons- JB smells like boho bunk weed.

Eli Gavin

Daddy black is a carry

NothingMuch

Y’all don’t act like Guillermo Del Daddy wouldn’t give the best hugs c’mooon. Imagine that smooth sweet Mexican accent whispering to you with a hug that lasts just long enough

Br00t4lxBert

I’m going to be an outcast on this one and go with John Goodman just because of him in Rosanne.

Eddie Kendrick

Guillermo del Toro has to be an amazing hugger.

Thomas Owrey

I would say Jack Black is a close second but Morgan Freeman would make a great one because he could whisper stuff in your ears with his awesome voice. Could be nice stuff or could be funny stuff like “you smell better when your awake.”

Dillan Samano

Guillermo solo porque es mexicano y somos los mas adorables lol

G-Moisty

I'm pretty sure Jack Black rubs your back when you hug

Zakk MG

Jacks a big hugger I'm sure.

NeonAndromeda

Jack Black has to give the best fucking supportive dad hugs I refuse to believe anyone else would be on the same level.

Supershag21

John Goodman he’s got those big strong arms feels like he knows just the perfect way to embrace the hug

Seán

Gonna go with Goodman. He's a good man

Westifer

Congrats Papa Meat!!!

Shaun Thibodeau

I feel like John Goodman gives nice big loving father hugs. I could use one.

Garrett

Jack Black would hug you in a way that made you wish you were boneless

Nathan A

Jack Black is the kinda guy who’ll sing a little ditty in your ear to make you feel good while he hugs you

0CT0PI3.tv

Jack Black seems like he's never not given a good hug.

Kenyon

Guillermo has seen some shit. Probably gives a good ol' bear squeeze

Scare

I'd honestly be very satisfied in life if I were to be hugged by the Real Jablinski Games

Rat McRattington

Jack black for sure. A bear hug that's not too tight. One that'll make a bad day good.

Wedfret

Guillermo Del Toro just looks like a jolly man who could give hugs that makes you feel like family

Monty S.

Can't believe anyone would vote for Jack Black. To quote the golden god. "Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!" His odour would linger in you.

Vampire Laugh

Sorry to these other kings, but it’s Jack Black and it ain’t close

Kendall Hempen

Jack black would have the sincerity behind it, like he needs the hug just as much as you do. I feel like Guillermo would be a close second. I feel like John Goodman would call me a slur.

ocie

I would cry if Jack Black hugged me. that dudes a real one

Dreary_Ninja

morgan looks like the tpye of man whod do it sensually

Meatcanyon

You could get lost in John, in a good way. Thats a big, lovely man.

Meatcanyon

Somehow, I think he could hug you and still keep one hand pressed to his chin

Kendall Hempen

I don't disagree, but he just has the air that he might say something outlandish

Drew Peacock

John goodman would hug you like a proud father. And satan knows most of us in here can use some of that.

Kendall Hempen

You know who would give the best hugs? John Candy, may he rest on peace 🙏

Benjamin Wigler

I'm going with GDT. That guy hugs you, he means it and you're going to feel a connection with another world. Jack Black, I mean, of course he must give a great hug but he gives them out like candy. GDT probably more rare and magic. Would love to hug em all except John Goodman, lol.

Michael Prescott

Early Roseanne John Goodman or current Roseanne John Goodman?

Ghoulie Gutties

This is pretty tough, but I went with John Goodman. I feel like he would give a warm, embracing hug. The kind you would get from a proud father. 🥹

Sara Mathews

I have no doubt in my mind that Jack Black has the power and the energy to kill you with affection. Jack Black will correct your spine without meaning to. Jack Black could fill the void in your heart.

Sara Mathews

Del Toro is a close second to me I think he’s got the hug you want when you want not too much but not too little.

Miss Moxie

I feel like Del Toro wouldn’t know when to stop

potbuff

Early John Goodman was probably the best hugger . Now with that drastic weight loss he must have all those loose meat flaps squirming around under his flannel shirt. Not sure I want any part of that. Too Soon , sorry. It would have to be Jack black in Shallow Hal

Lana Rosenthal

I think Jack Black is an amazing hugger, but I feel that Del Toro and Goodman are very close in terms of this!

Jager

Give me Goodman's hanging skin bat wings.

SoCalAshez

Jack Black would likely put his whole self into a hug with you. I feel the rest would give a one arm, "okay make it fast and get the fuck away" kind of hug.

Jacob

I'd linger in the embrace of all these legends for probably far too long

Geuse

Jack Black can fill anyone's heart with joy

Ryan Noë

Jack Black just seems like the coolest dude ever

BerserkElf

jack black, it would be soft and he's a chill dude so it would also be a bro hug. Morgan freeman is also a good choice, he could pull you in nice and close and whisper in your ear with that soothing voice of his

luis

thank you papa

paulorsomething

I would love to be gang-hugged by them all with me and Morgan in the middle.

Joy Wood

Jack Black seems like a snuggly panda man 👨 🐼❤️

Braiden Cox

There is no way anyone would top Jack black

Lucian Duncan

Jack back for the hug, Morgan Freeman for that sloppy toppy

Bob Pieczarka

del Toro is so emotional, great hugger.

Hector Ivan Zazueta

I think John Goodman would give the best hugs. As well as suffocating me in the process.

ThrilledCheese

John Goodman reminds me of my Dad and i really need a hug from my Daddy right now.

ShellShock11C

I feel like Jack Black would mean it the most. 10/10 would rest head on shoulder

Black The Nerevarine

Jack black seems like the kind of guy who would hug you and life you up while doing it, if you were any shorter than him, and i appreciate that.

Jason McDonald

Jack Black would do some dry humping along with the hug.

YaBoiDawson

Bro, why'd this have to be the first thing I read today?

YaBoiDawson

I feel like Guillermo and Jack Black would be a tie for winner.

dyslexicanaboko

I guess I am showing my age, but John Goodman back from the RoseAnne days would give awesome bear hugs.

cody griffin

Idk man, being hugged by Morgan Freeman would be like hugging 10 thousand angelic wonderful kittens I feel.

Meatcanyon

Finally! Someone speaks some truth!!

Allie Clark

Jack Black makes me feel weird inside. I feel like Morgan doesn’t give out hugs easily - his hugs would be like a collectible.

Matthew Mallin

Jack Black seems like the guy that gives big & enthusiastic hugs even if he just wants to eat dinner with his family.

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

Aw fooey, I subbed too late to vote. I haven't been hugged by a human in a long time either and I kinda forget how it's supposed to go.

Nick

You guys are nuts. John Goodman would obviously give the best hug. Itd be big and warm and he would say something nice and thoughtful to you. Jack black would try but he'd be jumping up and down with you in his arms and would be yelling a catchphrase for the onlookers.

Meatcanyon

If you voted now, you are entered to win! Polls close at 2 am Central time, today

Hospice Gang

Jack Black's hugs would consist of one big encasing hug where he ends up engulfing you into his guitar playing rock n' roll that or a big sweaty meat roll

Taiwan Prodigy

Morgan Freeman, cuz he will whisper in the back if you ear how good you smell, *SNIFFs deeply "I.. can smell You... and you smell SO GOOD"

Meatcanyon

THE LUCKY ONES HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, CHECK YOUR MESSAGES

River

I feel like jack black gives the sweatiest hugs. Sweat dripping down those milkers he’s got