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Let's Commit Crimes

  • Male 1661
  • Female 391
  • Prefer Not To State 70
  • 2023-02-14
  • 2122 votes
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We are back for another installment of Catch a Killer with me, and four lucky patrons, plus a special guest! 

To keep the game on a better playing field (when describing and interview factors, etc) we've decided to split the patron pool by gender. 

If you answer this poll, you might be chosen to play the game with me. We'll pick players that responded with one with one gender, and then use the same poll response data to pick the other gender and go from there.

I have added a "prefer not to state" option for those that do not feel they identify with one particular gender or the genders listed, but please know that you won't be chosen at this time for the game since we're going with this selection plan to start out.

I just wanted to make sure no one was excluded! Maybe after a couple more runs and with enough responses there, we could do a video with those folks.

But I am really excited to get to this again, with a whole new batch of patrons, a new crime, and a new special guest.

Cast your vote and cross your fingers, bad things are about to happen.

Comments

Rizilla

Can’t wait!

Poooface

MEEEEEEEE!! LOL

Artistic Insanity

Sweet. Looking forward to seeing who the new guest is.

Ryan Smith

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 pls

SaralisaL

So it shows you who chose what on the poll? I never knew that 👀

Audrey Queen

I would love to be apart of this!

Carter White

It’d be a dream to work with the meat man himself, but I’m psyched to see how the vid comes out regardless!

Yanabarpelof

Between this series and your recent animation, THIS is why I became a Patreon member. Can’t wait to see this in action!

Aikenova

Fuck yeah let's go

Joel Radford

What is "To Catch A Killer"? this sounds interesting

Lexie

Woooow

The Huge Moist

Just a quick shoutout to my reformed Orthodox youth pastor, Bill Clinton

RoxieLove

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Riley Ness

Makes have the Patreon all worth it! Just got a chance!

mercuryspawn

papa!! I need the discord link!

Ryan Ellis

May the sausage party comments. Lol.

M.A.D. cid

Wow, that's a big ratio😶

AO

I like my odds

mercuryspawn

its on his second channel papameat he posted it like 2 weeks ago

rina

IM SO EXCITEDDDD

Jenkins

Coming in hot with the poll

Wenis

Put me in coach meat

Orb3t

This is the best true crime patreon

Doppel Gamma

The crime of falsely flagging Meatcanyon videos on youtube

Just_Zack

I'm committing crimes regardless.

Beergod

Mmmm...that's one Meaty poll...

Olix

Whoop whoop

Nathaniel

I guess I’m a man

MALicious

Can I been the one that gets killed in this return episode?

Kirsten

Women moment!!!

yung fugly

please hit my line directly when you need a they/them criminal

Bryanna

I wanna commit crimes. My time to shine

Duck アヒル

Crime is a lot like my penis, it's always up

Lexie

We love inclusiveness! Very thoughtful

Dani

I'm a she/they but I'll claim female for this!

Quincey

Hamburglar says “MALE”

Blakee8228

I've done unspeakable evil

Glen

I'll be whatever gender you want me to be bby

cody griffin

Oooooooooooooooo...im excited.

Shane McIntyre

If you need a killer from Ireland, I'm the guy 🇮🇪💣

Julie (HiDeeHoGal)

If you see someone shoplifting food, baby formula, diapers, etc., NO YOU DIDN'T.

ShellShock11C

Theres no way it was me who killed him to harvest his delicious organs and bathe in them while watching Spongebob.

The_Forgotten_Snecko

It's not possible, it can't have been me as I have an alabi... What do you mean you know that that wasn't me and instead a pillow and blanket shoved under my own blanket made to look like me?

Victoria Wendrick

The first one was so well done, can't wait to see the premise for the next!!

MrShmooblee

Shmoobs has joined the chat

Mark Weider

Need the grimaces narrating "male" when I clicked

TheMadVari

Lesssss GOOOOOOOOOOO

Steven

This would be amazing

AquaWolfX 87

Looking forward to the project 👍. May we all not be murdered

Jeremy Bratcher

Fingers crossed, I think my southern accent would be good for it

Shaun Thibodeau

First one was so funny. Fingers crossed PAPA

Westifer

It was not I

Acidzombie

I hope i get picked >w<

Dr.Zeus

New here.. but after creator replied to a comment and picked ME as the winner… you see, I’ve.. well I’ve never actually won anything.. 😞 but I did! This week! I even received cool comments from “#The_RealJonnySins” and “Poodiee_Pie” from 2019. The… unannounced contest 🤔 🤷 😃. I was finishing up sending the old SS#, home address & other basic winner info to these hero’s of mine VIA “telegram” .. but this is even cooler!! I may hold off on claiming my prizes.. for pappy meat! ❤️y’all 🖐️ 🐓. 🥩 🕳️

ocie

pretty epic and cool

SilentSpartan

When I was a child and had a bed ridden mother who my sister and I had to take care of, we had a broken toilet. A broken toilet that got shit in. A broken toilet that ended up growing maggots in it. DISGUSTANG!

David Tipton

Papa... your loins have created so many male offspring. Be proud

Blood Spark

Lotta carrots in this stew.

Kevin The FemBoi

I identify as a Trans Man, but my voice is still feminine.

Joshua J

Listen to them. Children of the night.

Alexander J Rumfelt

I probably should have read your post. I just blindly selected something.

Matthew Mallin

You'll never catch me, I'm the Gingermeat man

Brendon Gardner

Love your content. It bring a great joy to watch the time and patience put into it !

Joshua Manna

Let the sausage fest begin my brothers!

Corpsemaker

Too many dicks on the dance floor

Krunch's Hive

Are you kidding? I don't think there's enough dicks on the dance floor! Where ya at boys?

Noelle Boone

hype for how this turns out!

Laura Horrorshow

Oh man so excited for this one!! Can’t wait to see how it turns out! 😄

Foh

Let's freaking go friendo

LaggyLoot

This is a really cool idea! Can't wait to see how it works!

nna

I’m too shy for this shi but I enjoy watching, looking forward to seeing the new one!

LeafLaura

Actually a higher percent of women than I expected on here 🤣

jon r

i got a stinky cock. pick me! it reeks!

Sara Mathews

man I thought this would be more even, I gotta stop assuming everyone else on the internet is also a girl lol

Natascha Madeo

What do you mean... An unholy number of patients have recently died on my ward? I'm a nurses, I save lives. Haven't these people been tortured? I am sorry Sir, but the only type of torture around here is the cooking. Could these blue eyes lie, officer?! 🥹 come try and find me bit** 😈 I'm waiting for you!

Paul Beetge

We need more Ladies up in here. This is like a butchery. Just a bunch of sausages.

Sensei Bonk

Excited to see the outcome regardless

Maddtucks

I can’t wait for the degeneracy

Ryan Caton

Finally...My time to shine on this cruel world. I am prepared to heinously commit dastardly deeds for the sake of Papa Meat.

Laura Miller

I am somehow both surprised, but also not at all.

CoffeeKitty

I cannot wait to see this edition.

Jan Sapper

81% male - fits perfectly to the YouTube distribution.

Iain

I just want to meat you, sir

Meatcanyon

Really happy to hear that. Glad that so many of you are here, and it's been a joy to interact more, give some more fun stuff to you all here, and now have some more patrons on for some silliness

Meatcanyon

papa's gotcha! The crime train ain't stopping!

Meatcanyon

ok, well.. zack...it's just a game...

plutonium

get a token agender person. i am so cool

Cat on the Moon

Damn, the meaty gang is a real sausage fest

Just_Zack

In order to master "Game" crime, one must practice the art of actual crime.

MrMcApples

Thars alot sausage in this stew

Amy Townsend

I have a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza.

Melody

yoohohoohohohoho

Derek Kemmerlin

Just joined and glad to be here and to support the meat!

Spotless World

only 3% of "prefer not to state" gang ? BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME MY THEYS/THEMS <3

Triniti Utley

Where do we input our address to ensure we’re sent stickers?🫣

Orb3t

1. While logged into your Patreon account, settings from the left navigation menu list 2. Click on the Account link from the menu 3. In the Shipping address section of the page, you can add a new address or click the Edit button to update your address 4. Select which creators you'd like to share or update your shipping information with at the bottom of the form Note: Only creators who request a shipping address from their patrons, will appear on the list 5. Click the Save button This is what I was able to find (In Meatcanyons FAQ there is a link), also if you click on Meatcanyon under memberships and go to the membership tab you can view his FAQ if you have other questions that he might've answered such as when stickers are received and sent Anyway hope this helped :^]

Amy Bunnie

I was not expecting that to be the Male to Female ratio :o I send ur stuff to my lady pals. Pumpkin spice was their fav

modicool

To be fair it's only the Patreon. I wonder what his actual viewership stats are on youtube.

Alex_TheKitten

It would be cool to see an all inclusive game