Angry Aussie Pilot (Patreon)

This story is based on a true one.

Last month, I went on vacation to Florida. Unfortunately, because of the circumstances that fell around air travel by that time, we were stuck on the tarmac well over an hour after we landed. Our pilot, a calm Aussie dude, informed us that after no response to wave them into our gate, was going to go to management about this, and said he might not have a job by Monday.

I felt bad for the dude, really. So, this is my tribute to him. I hope that guy's still flying planes in spite of the mismanagement.

Anyway, please enjoy!