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You and I have been best friends for a long time and we're going to our friends birthday party.

I opened my big mouth and suggested that you and I would make a birthday cake for her to everyone as a surprise. Now it's the day of and you're in a bit of a panic because we're running out of time to make it. I show up to help but when you asked me to do something as simple as adding the milk I read the measuring cup wrong and add twice as much as we need. I do make an attempt to fix it by trying to double all the ingredients which leads to the mixer overflowing everywhere but with a last-minute phone call I save us and when I jokingly brag about saving the day you retaliate by throwing batter at me which starts a batter war......

Just a fun little idea

I hope you enjoy :)

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Aime LaRoj

Really, who can be angry with Hank, he is able to help and to solve. Does that make him sexy? Yes, it does.πŸ–€

KateJones

Not me having anxiety and also laughing my butt off listening to this. I've been baking since before I hit double digits in age and I'm falling off my chair... πŸ€”πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚πŸ˜§πŸ˜±πŸ˜…

Anita

Hahaha, OMG, just reading the tags & description had me in fits … πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ And the batter fight was absolutely hilarious! πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€œIt’s not rocket science, right?” Suuuure … But now, I also wanna meet that friend that the cake was meant for. β€œHappy Birthday, Smartass” … oh, boy! Sounds like a fun group of friends. 🀭 And the ending … You f*cking TEASE, Hank!!! Ahhh!! 🀨😩 I need a part 2 pronto!!

Anita

Also, this is your 500th audio on Patreon if I’m not mistaken. 😍

Susheila

Too funny ! Was laughing so hard hearing how β€œhelpful” you were being . I am an impatient baker but I love that end product . 😊

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

"No, I'm not dialling Save-A-Cake!" I burst out laughing at that point. πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚ Hank, thank you. This was a lot of fun and that ending...So many possibilities. πŸ₯°

Glass Fire

Can’t wait to listen to β€οΈπŸ–€πŸΊ

Shiva

Yes you were so helpful my friend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bee

Sounds like an average day in my kitchen πŸ€­πŸŽ‚ A fun audio with a part two on the horizon I hope πŸ₯°

Anita

Ahhhh! *freaks out internally* πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kacie Elektra ✨

I’m a bit late on this cause I didn’t realize my membership didn’t go through yesterday until just now. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ but I can’t wait to listen to this later tonight! πŸ˜†

Lele

I neeeeeeed part 2 please 😭

Kathwoman

Oh Hank πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜ Please tell me you’re very good at cleaning up (floor and wall) 🀣

Nancy

My first thought: you need the cake to cool! You can't frost a cake right out of the oven! My second thought: how dare you with that ending?! 😏 I think we know where this is headed...

Giselle Webber

Hank this audio was so funny. I was definitely laughing listening to the audio.

Janet

Your laugh is infectious and adorable ☺️

Maya LaMunyon

Hank’s β€˜Ha!’ after the phone call made me laugh so hardπŸ˜‚

Gemgem

Hank: Why are you just standing there? Me: I'm watching (listening to) this chaos