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It's an epic. It's a movie. It's a Christmas story... and it's over an hour long.

I promised you a fuzzy Christmas story and here it is which is loosely based on an idea I saw in the comments.

You and I have been best friends for a very long time. It's Christmas Eve. Every year we do the bah humbug thing because every year Christmas feels like a let down to us. But this year I want to try to get us both into it so I bring us to a outdoor Christmas market. It's full of lights and vendors and basically looks like a scene out of a Christmas movie. We buy some things and you seem to be enjoying it.

On the way out we stop at a vendor and the lady comments about how perfect we look together. When I inform her that we're just friends she proceeds to basically tell me that I'm an idiot and I should be with you for the rest of my life. I joke it off but something is wrong. You've gone from having a good time to being totally quiet like something is wrong. When we get back to your place....I find out why. As a matter of fact.... we find out a lot of things.....

Comments

Amanda

Love this🩷

Queenie

I'm saving this one for Christmas :D Thank you Hank

Kaya

Oooo I really need a holiday pick-me up with how i have been feeling lately so I am fully diving in right now. 🥰🥰🥰

Kacie Elektra ✨

Can’t wait to listen to this here shortly! 🥰

Luna

I swear man need to make notes on how to confess to girls from hank because MY GOD

Glass Fire

Yay! A Christmas audio ❤️🖤🐺🎅🏻

Kirsten Grotegut

This is soooo amazing. We're spoiled, over an hour. Great Story. You know how to bring us into the Story, always feels so real. Sounds so great, you take Mrs. Clause home for making her happy. But please, we need a picture of this Christmas Sweater. 🤣

Alice Yacono

A new fucking masterpiece!!!!!! OMG Hank! I’ve been crying, laughing, kicking my feet, and giggling for the last hour. That was so so so so good.

Gemgem

The emotion in Hank's voice when he is confessing and you can tell the guy is breaking from having been holding back for so long 😭 This was such a sweet audio~ 💎

Michaela 🐬

It's my first Christmas story on Patreon....the first story from you.....and I just love it....because it shows exactly how it should be.....nothing is more important about Christmas than love (to love and be loved)...wow....honestly, I cried at the end💖so THANK YOU very much Hank❤💋🌲

Hannah

This was so sweet and romantic 🥰 loved it!!! 🥰

life_as_valerie

the emotion in the confession is so sweet and so romantic. I love this so much

Kacie Elektra ✨

I swear I’m not crying with that instrumental outro you threw in there. Was that a sampling of “maybe Christmas”?? 😭 cause if so, now I know what you meant when you said it would get you… because it sure did! This was a phenomenal audio, Hank!! 🥰🥹

Gabyyy ✨

This made me tear up, such an amazing and comfy Christmas movie 🥹❣️

Abby Gámez

haha, this audio is all I can want for christmas, love you Hank.

Red Spider

All the best things come to those who wait. This was brilliant, what work must have gone into it! Romantic and sexy. Love confessed love and tears. Thank you Hank, a real Christmas treat. 💋

Esstoria

Loved this. So sweet and packed a punch emotionally. Oh wow, as soon as those first notes played at the end there, I got teary. It just got me. Simply a beautiful way to end.

melissa

I JUST KNEWWW YOU WERE COOKING SOMETHING!!! hank saved christmas once again!!!! This is by far my fav christmas audio 😭 i have tears in my eyes, everything was sooo perfect, i gotta confess i cried in the middle of it and then the outro ?? that was my last straw for real!!! thank you hank for ANOTHER AMAZING EPICCC 🥹🙏🏼

Bee

🥹❤️ Now I know what I want for Christmas! 🎄 😌 You are a hopeless romantic Mr Miller. That outro was a genius piece of Christmas Magic 🥲🎄 You brought ALL of the Christmas Movie feels 🤗 I started listening whilst wrapping presents and needless to say I'm a little behind now as it stopped being a background audio, and became a full attention Movie 🎬 It was simply perfect, thank you. Happy Christmas Hank, may you get your Christmas wish. ❤️🐝

rivermistfae

aww well didn't this just make my Grinchy lil heart grow three sizes, thanks Hank lol ~ Merry Christmas everyone 💜🎄🌟

Sarah 🌸🌻🌼

I will definitely be listening again on Christmas Eve, you clearly put alot of effort into this….and “festive-fy” should be an official Christmas word 😄

miry.ox

Was not expecting the outro..I will now replay that part a bunch of times and cry 🤧 Thank you Hank!🎄

Shiva

Ok that was so heartwarming 💕, well done Hank 👏 ✔️

Ifera Morganna 👑

This is exactly what I need right now. Thank you, Hank.🙏🥰🤘

Sheridan Hall

Oh wow, did you compose the music at the end? It's breathtaking

KAI LANI

The emotions i felt 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️… the “why are you crying again??!” made me chuckle a little bit🤣… but then the soft “i want to undress you” made me melt again, BUTTTTT the outro?!!!!! Hellloooo, Are we in a movie?? Thankyou for this masterpiece Mr Miller ❤️

Anita

This ACTUALLY made me tear up a little, the confessions and then the lovemaking! 🥹🥹🫠 This audio is perfection from start to finish – and what a finish!! 😍🫠😍

Katarina93

Let Me Grab some Popcorn And Listen To Audios :D Merry Christmas Sweethearts

Amanda

Merry Christmas Hank

SortaSticious

Oh my!! That sweet twinkly ending! I feel all warm and glowy 🥰

Elizabeth McLean

I have to admit this is how I would LOVE to spend Christmas. Merry Christmas Hank and thank you for all you do for us. 😊💖

isabellaa_mariee

Thank you for sharing this—such a gentle, heartwarming audio. It really made my day. ❤️

Shelby Keiona

I recently went through a little heartbreak a week ago and one of the reasons we stopped talking was because I was a virgin, even tho this is an audio, it feels good to just hear “I was saving myself for you”

Louise

This audio is the best Christmas Gift ever! Thank you, Hank! 🎄🌟

chelia caldwell

Hiii hank, usually I don’t comment because everyone says what I want to say in general but I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been listening to your audios and I love them but this audio…there was something different the confession felt so personal and real I almost started crying fr because I’ve never had real romance in my life. I would ask for a part 2 for like new years but this is a masterpiece by itself. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND MERRY CHRISTMAS ❤️❤️

Hitomi

Thank you for trying to make us feel into Christmas vibes!🎄 Not just this audio, this month you did😊 And the ending was so different from anything you did before and really interesting!

Elsa

Hope the song at the end is available to listen somewhere, because I want to put it on loop!! Omg I loved this audio, the end made me cry 🥲😍

alex🧸

This has easily become my favorite audio, it’s like the middle of summer and I’m here listening to it because it’s just so perfect. It’s so heartfelt and beautiful. I always listen to it when I’m just hanging around or want something in my ear that I actually enjoy rather than random music. This is just amazing 🩷