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The Madness Never Ends (Patreon)

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2026-06-12 22:44:56
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2026-08
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Happy Friday everyone!! Just a quick update 🤪

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Heidi

Hate to break it to you Hank, the World Cup is on until the 19th of JULY 🫣 Thanks for the update, must be so frustrating when it's noisy 💛

e.michele

It only shows that you care about quality over quantity😊. I mean… you could have just recorded with sound in the background and apologize for the sound quality. But you didn’t, and these update rants are funny to listen to also😂. So, it will be worth the wait❤️

Anita

Oh, don’t you love it when you’re all geared up & ready to go … and then you get stalled by something … 🙄 But don’t worry, all good! And fingers crossed for some cooler weather very soon. 🤞

Jane

Yep a whole month and a half of football, oh joy🤣. Once the group stages finish it won’t be so bad as the matches will be more spaced out. You’ll get your stuff done in your own good time, and if you can’t beat em join them downstairs at the bar ⚽️🍻

Jaeli Bolano

Happy Friday! Nobody panic! Lol! Aww love, don't worry! All the FIFA madness is exhilarating and insane! This month is pretty insane 🫨 lol! But I will be more than happy to be patient! Being a new fan got perks cause I have so much audios of yours to enjoy! Don't push yourself too hard to rush your work! It's all gonna fantastic, Hank! Have a wonderful weekend, everyone! 🖤✨

Shelly B

Another part 2 idea, Afternoon delight part 2 👀

Verity

Cue the clown car music! If your luck is anything like my luck, even if you moved you'd probably have the misfortune to move next to Ethel. Ethel and her Edsel. (Heat-fried brain humor!) Looking forward to some much needed mdom...patiently... ; )

Bee

Chanting.... NO SCOTLAND, NO PAAAARTY! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️🥅🏟 That house in the country is looking even more attractive now I bet..... and uhhhm, its definitely on longer than you think 🤭.... I'm thinking possibly your next couple of audios may involve bars a lot 🤣 ❤️🐝

Tulip

Man I opened Patreon to that audio pic and it scared the shit out of me 😂 hopefully things work out in your favor Hank!!

Amanda

Ironically I can tell your Audios apart from others I have saved by the sound of the air lol 😆

On the Coast of Somewhere Beautiful

I'll say this, at least you aren't in a middle of a blizzard without any heat... 🤣🤣 you got this dude. hang in there... 💛🌞👍

Michaela 🐬

I'm sure you'll find the right way through all of this, Hank, we believe in you.😉💪🫶

Spooky Lyns (Lynsey)

I mean...if you ever considered doing some sort of sequel to Game Day, I guess now would be a perfect time. 🙈 ⚽ 🥅🏆

Kira

To be fair... I'm sincerely waiting for the "hank's tattoos"-series😁🫣🤠... but I hope you still enjoy the weather and the cats... Just relax while doing what you do!🥰 In the meantime... I'm gonna prep the salads for the barbecue we're gonna have during one of the games for the Netherlands 🤣🤣🤣 Stay safe and sexy!😋

Bailey Miranda

It picks up with no speakers at all 😂