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What's Coming Up? (Patreon)

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2026-08-04 03:20:45
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Let The Games Begin!!

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e.michele

This could be fun. Watching you demolish and reconstruct your studio… Hank’s Pick, your favorite oldies but goodies, very exciting. Simple Comfort Audio for an overworked partner and some Sleep Aids… Priceless😁 This is going to be an adventure for you, but you got this. It will be perfect in the end❤️

Tulip

You so got this renovation Hank!! Super excited to see all the updates 😄 Also, I’ll very likely be the minority but I’d really like a night time routine audio but ddlg. Mainly because I miss your ddlg audios 😆

L. Kane

Well I would say my favorite when you don't have a whole bunch of audio or editing to do would be your safe for work voice messages those are hands down easy or just give us another Sunday ramble or I don't know read another book I mean those are easy but you can do it you can definitely build a brand new studio and we'll have those Awesome Audio that you had a great idea for

Auntie_Shee

Simple Comfort Audio ideas, hmmmm 🤔 - Power outage leads to stargazing and making up our own constellations and stories for them - Catching the boyfriend who said he didn't want a kitten secretly being cute with your rescue kitty - Comfort for a pain flare/bad chronic pain day - Falling asleep while stargazing

Ivy

I'm aching for another bedtime story sleep-aid!! I love any SFW with any praise or encouragement :p thanks Mr. miller :))

Verity

We've all joked over the years about a sleep-aid of you reading the phone book, well, now's your chance. ;) (I'm 96% kidding.) Personally have missed the Random Thoughts: Cuddling audio but if that one's gone, maybe a Pillow Talk audio, similar to the scene in the first Mob Mentality (episode?) where the intimacy lies between their vulnerability and not necessarily physicality. Putting in my cap for DD/lg too, perhaps your gal has assembled all the stuffies on the bed as a Stuffie Brigade to help with the studio reno but you gently suggest only her and one "Private Stuffie" is needed and assign her with organizing duties, like keeping the cords neatly wrapped. (This way you get two things done with one action, the reno and an audio.)

Dana

Ooh! I have a SFW idea. I really like the ones when you take care of us when we're sick- but I'm a woman who has been single a long time. I am on top of my shit with taking meds and having my remedies down pat. I have a hard time relating to the "why haven't you taken your medicine? Don't take it on an empty stomach" type stuff. Could you do one where we're sick, but you want to try and help take away some of that mental burden. Maybe we haven't been together super long so her ability to let her walls down and trust you to take care of her is the obstacle. She's super independent, so maybe you show up to help do her dishes, or laundry, or take out the trash. And lovingly fight to bring us drinks or snacks. "I know you can do it, but I know you hate asking for help. Just let me help you please." Type vibe. And end it with some cuddles and sweet talk. Thanks Hank! Hope things run smoothly in your reno 😘

Jane

I’m a fan of the “long boring stories” as you call them. My First Real Guitar & The New Bike work every time for me 🎸🚲 Feel free to ramble on about your rewiring & studio renovation shenanigans. Just make sure to whisper softly so you don’t wake me 😏🥰

isabel 🦢

Another vote for bedtime story sleep aids (any fairytales would be great), and the long boring stories please🙋‍♀️ They both knock me out in no time so definitely a fan of them :)) (also any ddlg you can shove in would be received very well by me at least :D)

Heidi

Okay I am absolutely here for the Stuffie Brigade 😍

Heidi

Super independent here too, and I love this idea. You could incorporate learning more about her to break down those walls, such as "here are your meds, what do you normally have to drink to take them with?", building up the trust etc. 😊

Heidi

I love these ideas so far! Big, big fan of a bedtime story (the longer the better in my opinion but I know you have a busy month ahead!) and a long boring story! A SFW DD/lg would be cute too, I adore Verity's suggestion! I know there is a NSFW that starts like this, but a suggestion from me - cuddled up in PJs watching TV/a movie and you notice at the end that we've fallen asleep. You carry us to bed (or we could already be in bed so you just need to move us into a more comfy position), maybe a little 'shh shh' if we start to stir, tucking us in, then the sounds of 'shutting down the house' for the night before you join us in bed. A forehead kiss and you fall asleep with us. Whichever ideas you choose, or whatever you come up with, will be as great as usual! Looking forward to all the studio reno spam, probably more than you're looking forward to doing the reno 😅 and of course the road trip to Home Depot! 💛

Fizzy ❤️

Happy to hear about upcoming SFW audios. I have a suggestion for the bed time stories-maybe you can tell us about concerts that you have been to? I remember you said you saw Queen before and maybe you've told us the story so many times but we love hearing it anyway? Or maybe comfort for when we sometimes feel behind in life? I also miss your random thoughts. Also, I'm here for the renovation videos/updates and trips to home depot! You can do this Hank! 💪🛠❤️

Anita

I’m very excited about the new direction of your Patreon! And I’m sure the studio is gonna be fantastic once it’s all remodeled and set up. 💪🤩🎙️ I’m sure it’ll be very satisfying to see your hard work come to fruition. You can do it! 💪 I also love the idea of Hank's Picks while your recording ability is impaired. It could be cool to hear you say a few words about why those audios are particularly dear to you – and then maybe just a link to the original audio post. (Also, weren’t we joking about a “Hank's (Guitar) Picks” series after Hank's Guitars is all done? 😂 Just a silly little thought I’ve had for a play on words. 🤭)

Anita

As for SFW ideas, I have one that’s a little different, but it could be quite intriguing and I think you would do fantastic with it. In terms of the recording process, it should be fairly straightforward – basically just a conversation between you and the listener. The idea is sort of a really wholesome “Anti-F2L” or “Friends-to-Staying-Friends” story: You and the listener have been really close friends for a while but you’ve never crossed any lines because you both value what you have too much in order to risk making things weird. Then, one night you get to talking and the topic of relationships and sex comes up for the first time – and suddenly there’s something in the air … maybe mixed in with some old insecurities around those topics for one or both or you. That’s when one of you brings up the question if there’s potentially more than “just” a deep friendship bond between you two – just for clarity, not because you necessarily want to be a couple. But what you end up on after a while is NOT the usual F2L plot; instead you realize that yes, you’re actually much better off as friends – and a friendship like that is really special to both of you.

Verity

Dear Hank's Advice Column, I have a new request, based off the day I've had which has me really irked, to put it politely. Do you have a how-to or guidance audio on how to get people, mostly guys I work with, who are 10 to 20 years younger than myself, to get more shit done and explain that I am not their mother nor their beast of burden? Is there a way to do it so that I don't have to be a complete bitch or fly off the rails? Respectfully, Going Grey Too Early ;P

Auntie_Shee

Ooooh, putting my vote in for this idea too! It gets frustrating when so many creators lean into the trope of their listener being bad at even basic self care, something that assumes a level of competence on her part would be lovely. I'd also enjoy the established relationship version of this, where the routine is familiar and soothing because you've been through this together before. He knows which cough drops you prefer, how much honey to put in your tea and which ones are your comfort PJs, and you can trust him to manage things while you recover 🥰 No conflict, just comfort!

Fuzzy_p3ach

I think a simple one would be nice too. Just a sleep aid of both being just so tired from working all day, that all you can do is talk about it, how it went, felt, and eventually fall asleep. I wish you luck on renovations. The base structure is always the easiest part, the rest is when it gets slower just remember it'll be worth it looking all fancy and pretty 😂

♡Laura♡

I've been asking for this over and over and I'm so sorry! but I really think a SFW eating disorder help would be really good! Like us telling you about it and you helping us eat enough food, plsssss🫶🏻🫶🏻

Ivy

Yes!!! Me too!!

Sarah

Super excited to hear/see more. Am I too late for ideas? Maybe, maybe not. Either way. I would love to hear BFE social anxiety comfort. No idea about details or anything, but crowd overwhelm, after event overwhelm, that sorta thing

Hitomi

I wrote this on Discord too, but since it came to mind this post, I’ll post it here as well😇 Based on what you said about Christmas, I’d love you to try doing a Halloween or Christmas horror audio!😄