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Something a little different....

I wrote this title on a notepad a while ago and had a rough outline in my head of what it should be about. Sometimes a title just sticks with me and I thought this one was too funny not to do something with. Here's what I came up with...

I've had a nasty breakup. She cheated on me and left. You're one of my best friends and you've been trying to help me through it and pull me out of my mood but nothing has really worked so you decide to take matters into your own hands. Drastic times call for drastic measures and it absolutely worked.

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Dolfinlovermylo-ASMR

HOLY HELL GUITAR GOD HAS POSTED EVERYONE WAKE UP! AND WITNESS THE GLORY OF ANOTHER VIDEO!

Kirsten Grotegut

The Email starting with Dear F@ckface, I love this. I know at least 2 Guys which I would love to send them this Email beginning. Hank, maybe you can have a little "conversation" with them? Would love it, maybe one or two little slaps would help too. 🫣🥹😳

e.michele

I tell myself not to listen to audios at work, but sometimes they help me get through my day. This falls into that category. You can tell with the typing, that email had a direct purpose even before you started reading it. Even made my blood boil😤

Sarah 🌸🌻🌼

Haven’t heard the word fuckface for years 😆 My mum would call my dad that when she was mad at him if he ever came home late having had one too many🍺😂

Jane

Sure gives a new meaning to the saying “that’s what friends are for” 🤭 Glad you’re cured! 😉

Glass Fire

“ That’s what friends are for”😉 can’t wait to listen to ❤️🐺🖤

Verity

Tell us how you really feel! ;P They do say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Michaela 🐬

Sometimes friends have to use *radical methods* to help their friends, right? And in this case, that certainly proved to be true.🔥❤️🫶

Felicia lorbacher

Now I have said this before. This should Definitely be a mini series. Maybe the listener and hank bump i to fuck face and the ex best friend at the grocery store. Then the rest is up to you Hank. Now I'm going to be using fuck face now. When people piss me off.... hope you are staying hydrated.....

kami

Hank I need a second part pls

Anita

Ohhhh damn! 🔥🔥🥵 And [Friends to FWB]! 🙌😏

Hitomi

Both feel refreshed and the problem is solved right away! Arghhh, why can't the world be this simple?😩 It would be even simpler and less stressful if she just enjoyed themselves as much as they wanted, then left a note and walked out while Hank was asleep😉