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It's Spooky Season!!! Which of course means Halloween audios all month!

For the first one we're going with my take on an idea I saw posted in the comments.

You and a bunch of friends got together to watch a Halloween movie but you don't do well at all with scary movies and this one was very scary and you're freaked out and call me and ask if I'll pick you up.

On the way home we stop into a little bakery we both love where they have funny seasonal donuts and we pick up a few. I figure that will take your mind off the movie which it sort of does. We get to your place and I suggest that you get into your pajamas and we'll sit on the couch and watch something silly but some noise spooks you and you run out of the bedroom with just a top on.

Seeing you like that...I can't help it and I think of another diversion which works much better.....

Comments

Amanda

I look forward to this all year. Hank-o-ween is Here! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

e.michele

It’s Hank to the rescue again…from a scary movie😁❤️

Dolfinlovermylo-ASMR

WAKE UP LADS AND LADIES GUITAR GOD HAS GRACED US WITH A AUDIO ONCE AGAIN! amazing work Guitar god love the Halloween theme 😊

Sheridan Hall

I love this so much! As someone who hates horror and hates being scared, I can really relate to this listener, and the fact that you really comforted her without making her feel silly for being scared, oh my god my heart. Thank you so much Hank, I really really love this

Anita

Yesss, this was my idea! 😍😍 You hit the nail on the head, Hank! This one time when I was a teenager, I was forced to watch several horror movies at a classmate’s overnight birthday party – and I had nightmares for days after. 🙈😬🙈 I’ve never touched horror movies since. 😂 Today, I’d be able to speak up, but at the time I was way too shy. If this ever happened again though, I’d be lucky to have a BF like this. 😍😏

Glass Fire

I love Halloween audios, can’t wait to listen to ❤️🐺

Jane

Scary movies, donuts, walking home together for some naughty fun. 👻🎬🍩 What’s not to love! 😍

Kirsten Grotegut

Half of the fun watching Horror Movies is that a girl can cuddle deep into her guy/hubby. I can't watch them alone. 😂And Hank, you distracted us perfectly and delicious from our scares.

Cheek and Tongue

I’m gonna be honest, when I saw the title first show up I was thinking “Is he stacking them? Are we stacking them on him?”. Thank you for the mental image and the halloween audio, your voice has been my go to for literal years and each audio you put out is a treat! 🎃🍭💕

Bee

Loved this idea, I'm finally catching up! I don't mind spoopy👻.... but not spooky 🎃

Bee

As someone who was persuaded to watch a REALLY scary movie this week, I could have done with being rescued! 🎬 My imagination can strip away common sense in under 10 seconds ⏰️ 😆 This was a sweet, fun and 🔥 audio 🥰 ❤️🐝

Anita

😜

Hitomi

At first, I was on “their” side. Thinking like, “Well, everyone’s sense of fear is different…🙄” But when I thought back to Asian horror movies, I switched to “her” side. Even knowing ghosts aren’t real, it still takes courage to go to the bathroom at night, and I get scared to take a shower and look at the mirror... For the past few years, there’s been an urban legend over here that “sexual acts that make you feel truly alive can drive away spirits”😉 And considering that people also say being afraid attracts spirits even more, I suppose Hank effectively gave her some ghost-repelling protection...🤭  She should be more grateful to him than for picking her up and treating her to doughnuts!😆 (BTW, what exactly was happening around 33:20? Because if my imagination is correct, that’s pretty damn hot... 👀)