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[M4F] The Ikea Incident [Assembly Required][It Doesn't Fit][I AM Doing It Right][Arguing][Yelling][You Ripped My Shirt][There Now Yours Is Too][Against The Wall][Hatefucking][On The Floor][Fuck Me Like You Hate Me][Not Yet][I Want To Cum With You][Creampie][14:52] (Patreon)

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2018-12-26 13:09:08
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A certain girl on here casually mentioned doing a story about getting into an argument while trying to assemble furniture from a certain Swedish chain store. I just had to do something with it ;) 

Just another naughty idea

I hope you enjoy ;)

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Hitomi

I've never assembled IKEA furniture...but I know how Hank feels🤬😂 And I laughed when I remembered that you had talked about this in the past hangout. Because I googled the instructions and it was funny😂 I'm starting to think IKEA furniture might be educational toys for adults... D***less guy...oh my gosh🤣👏 I liked it when Hank said "Listen to me" somehow😳 And the mixture of comedic fun and naughtiness made this audio one of my roller coaster ride audios😊 This was fun because they were like a couple who kept going on a road trip somewhere🚗💑

Hejko the Platypusdragon

The I & K in IKEA stand for Ingvar Kamprad , the creator and the E is the first letter in the name of the farm he grew up on and A is the first letter in the place where said farm is located. (I only know this because it's shown up on 3 quizzes during AW get-togethers. And yes, I am Swedish.)

Becky Sparkman

Pretty sure I've had this exact argument before. Even down to going to get the drill to make it fit. My 3rd kid's middle name should be Ikea though!

Chocolateillusion

Very funny! Just not fond of the yelling and throwing things. Too much of it in my past. Other than that it was a great little story! IKEA is my favorite store. I have been going there as far as I can remember( I was young enough to go in the ball pit). So when I go there (where I live now) it makes me feel home. It’s such a weird feeling. As soon as I step inside the store I am home!

Chocolateillusion
>>122290278

Educational toys for adults!🤣 Assembling IKEA furniture should be a test used before you get married.

Gemgem

I love this one. It's such a relatable incident. At some point someone has had to put ikea furniture together and it's never that easy. The stupid drawings that don't make sense, finding the right piece, trying to figure out which way is up, figuring out the bolts and nails. Hearing Hank get frustrated is always entertaining. Ngl I enjoy when he gets angry and listener fights back. Like these two were made for each other. Always love the joking side of Hank that comes out. The last line killed me I was laughing so bad.

GinaG

Ohhhhhhh this will be a fun after work treat

Alex

Oh... can't wait to listen to that tonight 😍

Sunny Londoner

Just heading out for a Boxing Day family walk & will have to wait till tonight to listen with headphones, aagghh!! Hope everyone's had a lovely Christmas!

Wldgrl

I'll never be able to NOT smirk and get excited every time I hear the word IKEA again. 😏

Jodie Marie

*eyes the flat pack in the corner the needs putting together* 👀😏😈..absolutely loved this Hank! Thank you so much 😘 That last line made me giggle!

Linda

Well this going to make my ikea trip this weekend interesting. May need some help putting together a few things 😈😉

Your Princess

Omg! This has to be inspired by your post Valerie 💖💖💖💖💖

Your Princess

Your frustration is hilarious 😂

Samantha

This a wonderful surprise to wake up to, since being off work, I forgot what day it is! I LOVE how pissed off you get...but rip that shirt and it's a different story. I think I need to buy some defective IKEA furniture and get you to help me put it together. 😏😘

Samantha
>>18344371

You're welcome. It goes in THIS hole, Hank! Not THAT one! 🤣🤣😉

Andrea A.

Mmm nothing beats a good hatefucking audio. Loved this one, Hank! I actually got a new desk chair for Christmas, although it already came pre-assembled. Really all I need is to break it in.....care to help me?

LevyLover

Man this instantly brought me back to putting together furniture in college lmao, but hatefucking is one of my favorites haha >: )

witch's brew

Ya know, I'm getting floating shelves for my room from ikea soon. Would love a little help setting them up😏😜🌼

Ms. Donovan

90% of my furniture is IKEA and I like your definition much better than the actual (boring) attribution 😊 I’d forgotten it was Wednesday, and it’s been a rough one, so this was a really welcome distraction. Felt really good to laugh. Thanks, Hank 😘

Alex
>>18342948

Finally made it in my bed... and oh wow I loved it! 😍 It was so intense against the wall... on the floor 👌🏻 and still sweet. It was great fun as usual Hank 😘

Jade

Squirmed just seeing the hatefuck tag. Can’t wait to listen ❤️

Jade

I was laughing out loud at you berating that lil marshmallow guy. And I may or may not have been screaming your name into my pillow at the end of this. Brilliant job Hank. More rough hatefucking Hank please? I’d love to be called a couple names while you have that bossy tone. This was fantastic per usual.

Sam
>>19992057

Yes! :D I have found both kinds of music, Country AND Western...

TalkNerdyToMe

Started laughing at the first Allen key drop. Wiping tears away. Fucking brilliant.

sarah

good audio hank

Porcalein_XD

Ikea wouldn't be Ikea if you didn't want to throw what you bought out your window, set it on fire and watch it burn😡

Lina Mellbo Cedermyr

I feel like I'm the only person enjoying putting their things together xD