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My nephew's buddy has asked me if he and some friends can camp on my land while I'm up here at my cottage and I agreed. I thought everyone was asleep but you wind up at my campfire while I'm having a beer and looking at the stars. Apparently things aren't going well with you and the guy you've come up with and you'd like to ask me some questions about.... guys. I do my best to give you what you need to know.......

Just another naughty idea 

I hope you enjoy ;)

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🌻Prisney Dincese🌻

I'm here yet again. I'm not actually listening to it, i will on my way home from my parents. I just found a video of myself, reacting to this audio for the first time back in December 17th, 2020. I was at work. 11am. 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Pina🍹

I think we can agree that such a man don't exist irl! And i gave up to find him... But anyway... This one killed me, in every way! I just realize how bad i crave a man exactly like this...like you💔🥺 and don't worry... I'm not stalking you, i'm just flirting - the aries way😂❤️‍🔥 ✨🖤✨

Fati Ma

I need to experience this in real life!! Such a beautiful way to get intimate with a real gentleman!! ❤️🔥❤️‍🔥🥵💦

catlin

This line from the first Game of Thrones book has been stuck in my head for the last week or so, "...the Dothraki believed that all things of importance in a man’s life must be done beneath the open sky.” And then today I stumbled upon this audio! ❤🔥 It fits that line so perfectly, and this audio was surprisingly romantic and so gentle 🥺🌠🌌

Pia

I am totally running late for my accountability meeting for this. Holy hell, Hank. You brought me back "there"

Hamida

Excited for this🤤

KB

In the back seat of the car listening to this with my brother sitting next to me...again hoping I don't blow my cover 😬😏💦

soonjung

You say "Hi" the best. I know it's random but I've always thought that.

Missunderstood Mal

Absolutely amazing! I this one is joining my list of favorites. Mmmm. 🔥

Anita

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!!! 😩😩😩 You did it. You did it! You absolutely destroyed me with this one!!! Your voice in the beginning is seduction personified 😍 and you made me ugly-cry when you adamantly stopped her from going down on you. 😭😭 Are you even human?? Fuck!! I have nothing else to say …

Meli

I've always thought kissing is so underrated. This whole audio was hot af, but that part, in particular.

Aurelie

Mr. Hank, Professor of Kisses and All Things Naughty, you have outdone yourself yet again. Very sweet. Very sexy. Very…educational.

Anita

Right?! That part made me week in the knees, too! 🥰

Samantha

I'm way beyond needing advice on kissing or sex, but I can certainly remember what it was like when I was a young and inexperienced girl. I would've absolutely melted into a puddle at a very sexy man such as yourself offering his "advice" to me. Your voice alone would do the job. Nowadays, I'm more likely to like to cut right to the chase, "So did you wanna fuck?" (a la "The Party")...well, maybe a drink and a chat first, though. 😄😏 p.s. 28:45 that whispered "Fuck"... that's the one.. That's the one. Ugh, Hank! p.p.s. Also, kudos for stopping to add cushions to the picnic table. Right before that I thought, "Hank! Now, I know you're not gonna make her lie naked on a cold, hard picnic table!" 😒😉

Hillary Parker

Who needs books and tutorials when all you need is listen to Hank give out pointers. Damn, Hank, I hope one day a guy will kiss me like that. 😍

Jordan (Zollaris)

Fuck 🤤😏 This was good and is definitely being added to my faves 😍

witch's brew

Asdfghjxnxnx I have been waiting for a scenario like this and you have DELIVERT! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Lydie

Oh, fuck! (I know it is used for an other purpose, but I don't care right now). It was so good, so soft and so hard. And your kisses are so real, and gentle and deep. Oh, fuck! Seriously, are you real? You know that you can get probably anything from us with something like that, right? Oh, fuck. ❤

Pia

That's it. It's decided. My romance heroes will kiss this way from here on. Well, among other things.

Dani

Another great audio Hank😊...you really gave me flashbacks of my first kisses🙄 and they were exactly how you described that some of these yahoos have no clue...I admire the art you have of Patience and Taking Things Slow in your audios to create that build up that in the End makes my jaw drop in Awe 💙

Jane-Rose

I felt like I'm being seduced! The kissing part is so true. My first kiss was like kinda 'feral' in a way. I felt like he wanted to kiss me throughout the car ride. Then later it went slow and never wanting to take our eyes off each other and I loved it. Never just 'dive in'. Take it slow. Dang I want kisses now. 😭😭😭 Thanks a lot hank. 💖💖💖

Nancy

Wow! Just, wow! It's rainy and cool tonight and how I wish somebody would just run their fingers down to my chin and kiss me like that. So slow and soft but still so full of passion. You describe exactly what women love. Taking the time to kiss so seductively and drawing the want out of the other person. Guys are so eager to just have sex but man, I could kiss forever when it's so sensual like that. It is the most important part because you can feel the other person respond and get turned on by the most delicate of actions. When you stopped her from going down on you my heart skipped a beat. You did it to me with this one, Hank. You delivered such sensuality, tenderness, eroticism, and perfection with this one. I simply fell apart and still haven't recovered. The romantic that I am is cursing you out for leaving me like this. And on a rainy fall night at that! ❤

Lily Jin

🤤🤤🤤 this will spice my day up 😈 aaand I think you missed [ on the tag Soft Hank ☺

Sunny Londoner

This was 🔥🔥🔥 The sounds of the campfire and crickets, combined with you telling her to lie back and look at the stars, made this so atmospheric 💕

Lydie

And the logo is hot too. To be honest, I love it. I really don't miss the random picture. Thanks to have changed that 😊

Ashli

I am totally in love with this audio! This was soooo good. The sound effects felt so real and I really like that. The descriptions on kissing had me weak. 😩 Now I’ve never been kissed before so the way you build up the kiss with only your words was so sensual. I love how you always take your time and never rush things. And don’t get me started on that 8&3 game. That’s when I really lost it. Well done Hank, you did an amazing job as always. 💜

Malin

I an floored again! I lovelovelove sittning by the fire under the moonlight and could easily find myself in this seductive scenario. Jeeeeez. I’m on fire and completely sated all at once. Please make a sex ed tutorial thing on husbands who need serious and urgent help on how to find and embrace their inner Dom.

Anita

I had never heard of the 8&3 game before, but 😩😩😩😩😩 DED

Anita

If you haven’t already, you should totally check out his audio called Sex Education!

Malin

Oh I have and it’s great. So is my husband. Very sweet, always considerate. Great in bed and out of it. 🤩 However. Now that I, at the tender age of 46, and after 15 years together finally figured out that I am very submissive needing him to take charge, he is kind of lost and I’m tired of topping from the bottom. It’s not as bad as it sounds. He just needs to free his mind. He needs the advanced sex ed. ;)

Anita

Lol, that sounds fun for an audio as well: the art of Domming, Hank Miller edition 😜

Malin

I know! Right?! Holy smokes! 🥳

Andromeda

Oh my. The escalation in this is exquisite

Brazilhannah1991

I LOVE this one... I am curious about what happens next when the unexpecting guy dating with us, finds out about what happend. OOooh, this is gonna get juicy!!! Plz, let it be a sequal to this one!!!

Caro

I already knew looking at the tags that I'd be blown away... but fuck, this was done to perfection! Your kisses felt so real and sensual and then the lip bite, ugh yes! 😩 Kissing is so often overlooked, but when it's done with the right degree of passion, intimacy, and attention (as you've masterfully demonstrated) it's truly exhilarating. ❤️ I loved this, Hank!

Debra B

WOW--and you're still doing these without a script? Because if you are, those improv skills... *chef's kiss*

Anita

Ooo, I can picture it: Hank giving him instructions & demonstrating them on her, and then the guy copying them, which leads to both guys doing her to perfection. 😏 That is IF the dude is humble enough to learn. Maybe he’s just inexperienced, too, and just needs a little guidance.

Sherry Merrill

Holy f! All those noises you made had me alternately melting and drawn tighter than a guitar string. You are an artist!

Maddie

I have melted. Your voice is both super soothing and yet completely fires me up. Ugh best of both worlds. I felt everything in the pit of my stomach and phewwww 🥴🦋✨

Maddie

Also the part where he went down on us had me SHAKING. You use tone of voice and pitch so well. You are so incredibly talented. 🤭✨

sophie

this was just BREATHTAKING 😩😩

Kathy Mc

God damn Hank! This audio needs to be heard by most every man on planet earth!! Holy shit I love kissing and you do it so well! And the whispers! You are a true artist Hank! I'm so there with you it's heavenly. Just wish all men where like you! You should give tutorials😺😺😺😂😂😂👄👄👄🌾🌿🌿🍃🍁🍁🍀🌸🌸💐💓💕💖💖

Kathy Mc

OMG! I'm the 69th comment!! Haha!! I should be so lucky!!💖💕💕💕

Lykka

Oh my, I love the energy and the banter! Also you should really think about making this advanced sex ed classes a real thing 😂 Hearing you describe the kissing and the 8&3 game I have immediately three dudes in mind, who needed to take this kinda class yesterday. This audio is definitely in my TopTen now! 💖

♡ kitt ♡

my new fav audio hands down 🥺🥺 this was so good !!

Tangerine

I'm going camping overnight with some colleagues tomorrow and now this story is all I can think about 😏🤭 Thanks Hank 😛 Oh and hi, I just joined 😊👋❤

Stace-bo-bace

WOW just WOW! First audio on Patreon that I listened to after subscribing and I already know it's a top fav. I just keep "comin" back to it lol Just love the sexy/cute banter and I melted at the cushions on the picnic table! I found your Patreon after lurking on YT and Reddit a few weeks. I'm glad I found you here so I can treat myself for my birthday and show my appreciation for all your amazing work on all these platforms! Quick question though, it seems you do a lot of audios where the woman makes the first move/seduces you into sexy times, but do you have any recommendations for any audios where you make the first move or are more aggressive in your pursuit??? Thanks and much love!

HankMillerAudios

Thank you Stace and welcome:) I most definitely have lots where I make the first move. I've done close to 600 audios. I would suggest asking the other ladies on discord for recommendations. They probably know more about my audios than I do....lol.

DARK KISS

This is brilliant! Hank Miller your Amazing! 🎇🎆 ✌🌸💞💖💗💕💞♥️🌸🎇🎆

Ryssa Fiu

In any of his audios, whenever he mentions that the listener has never received oral, I feel so called out 😶

Jakayla

So that’s the 8 and 3 rule😏😏😳

ShamelessSoul24

And this is why my type is older men😎. They generally know what the hell they're doing👌🏼

Olivia

Is this the audio where 8&3 makes it's debut? 🧐

Becca

Mhhhh - YOUR VOICE !! The calm and experience in your dark, velvety voice sends shivers down my spine. And then the lip bite 💏 Jeeeeeeeez

EvieTi ***

I tend not to enjoy kissing parts of asmr audios exactly because I don’t think I am a good kisser. This really called me out 😳

Fati Ma

Omg this audio is amaziiiiiiiiingggggggg 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋